FabSwingers.com forum: Absolutely Ruined

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Whenever we go on a drive somewhere that takes us past signs for the National Watersports Centre, K is reminded of how Fab has ruined the word for her, and all she can think of is golden showers, much to my amusement.

What term has Fab or swinging ruined for you? Do you see a BBC news alert and get to thinking of swinging appendages?

LvM

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well Facials has to be top of the list surely

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

DP, cannot mean Dorothy Perkins or Dolly Parton

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Well Facials has to be top of the list surely

Spas have never been the same since

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"DP, cannot mean Dorothy Perkins or Dolly Parton

Oh I don't know, I reckon Dolly would be up for it

LvM

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes fab has broke us two as well. Can’t think off the top of my head but certain things in life ( since joining fab ) make us snigger like teenagers.

The mr

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm very aware of how I place pineapples in my shopping trolley now.

I don't want old Dave sidling up to me in Lidl, asking if I have pampas grass in my front garden.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

There's a variety of Rose called a Golden Showers. That made me chuckle.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yes fab has broke us two as well. Can’t think off the top of my head but certain things in life ( since joining fab ) make us snigger like teenagers.

The mr "

Same, loads of things make us

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

BBC is on that list... Used to conjure images of angela rippon, test cricket, match of the day and old grey whistle test,.... Now big harold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No as I'm not a pervert like the rest of you

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

The word "Daddy".

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Oh and a rainbow, which used to be a pretty amazing natural phenomenon when the sun shone and it rained or a tv show for children... (or if youre of a certain vintage a theatre in north london)... And now its a get out of jail free card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy, mummy, facials, BBC haha there are so many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air tight

Fun

Meet

Social

Boing

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I passed a tip today with a sign saying "clean hardcore". Surely impossible !

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Squirting which used to be something i did with spray starch before ironing my shirts but now is the source of much contention... Is it really piss?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Excellent submissions so far. And does anyone else wonder if someone is a secret swinger as well when they drop the word "fab" in conversation or is that just me?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My golf lessons.

Swinging. …. Foursomes. Etc. balls.

Also, making a cuppa for someone.

1 Tbag? Or 2?

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

"Whenever we go on a drive somewhere that takes us past signs for the National Watersports Centre, K is reminded of how Fab has ruined the word for her, and all she can think of is golden showers, much to my amusement.

What term has Fab or swinging ruined for you? Do you see a BBC news alert and get to thinking of swinging appendages?

LvM"

Seeing a couple in the supermarket innocently putting a pineapple in the trolley, (quick check, is it upside down?) or the aubergines in the fruit and veg aisle…

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I smile at Subways "foot long meat sub"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Talking of watersports there is a Chinese restaurant in Leeds called Phuntowee

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

"Excellent submissions so far. And does anyone else wonder if someone is a secret swinger as well when they drop the word "fab" in conversation or is that just me?

LvM"

I have a project manager at work who constantly says "that's fab", or "I'm Fab thanks". I can't get the idea she's on here out of my head.

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

"Excellent submissions so far. And does anyone else wonder if someone is a secret swinger as well when they drop the word "fab" in conversation or is that just me?

LvM"

I do a quick check of the who’s near function just to see if anyone’s logged in at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say the word “fab” but you’ve already said it. When anyone says it to me now I’m instantly suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many of the examples already highlighted make me have a dobletake if they occur in a conversation. Sometimes I start to explain what it is they've said, and then I realise I am digging a hole (cos how do I know this).

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

When my mother in law asked me if I was doing a full load the other day I spat my coffee out and started choking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Air tight

Fun

Meet

Social

Boing

Forgot about airtight haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe all of the above now, especially the word fab

Have to be especially careful when I wear my upside down pineapple earrings too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F&F clothing in Tesco.

I just think FAF instead

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well, having a TV in the bedroom now brings a completely different image to mind.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Air tight

Fun

Meet

Social

Boing

Forgot about airtight haha"

Oh god! Airtight! There's something that's been changed for me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I passed a tip today with a sign saying "clean hardcore". Surely impossible !"

Gangbang in a shower?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Double stuffed" (relates to pizza crust, apparently!)

Spit

Swallow

Gangbanger (US parlance)

Fanny-pack

Etc.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I was going to say the word “fab” but you’ve already said it. When anyone says it to me now I’m instantly suspicious

Yep. That’s the one for me too.

Double entendres are one thing. But hearing the word ‘fab’ out loud makes me properly pause for a moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, having a TV in the bedroom now brings a completely different image to mind.

I laugh every time I think about that comment The love cats made about the tv leaping out from the end of the bed

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I passed a tip today with a sign saying "clean hardcore". Surely impossible !"

There some "free hardcore " round here.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Tribute.

When the queen died it just sounded weird to me

"The loving tributes have been pouring in from all over the country"

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Even the simplest word like swing makes me sweat a little.. especially when you're talking to other mums at the park.. only place to look is down or around and avoid eye contact lol

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've always enjoyed a mind full of filth and innuendo, long before I came to fab. But some of the phrases I've learnt from urban dictionary have made it worse. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to buy frubes again for one. Anyone up for urban frubing?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I was going to say the word “fab” but you’ve already said it. When anyone says it to me now I’m instantly suspicious

Yep. That’s the one for me too.

Double entendres are one thing. But hearing the word ‘fab’ out loud makes me properly pause for a moment. "

I can't look at Fab lollies without giggling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've always enjoyed a mind full of filth and innuendo, long before I came to fab. But some of the phrases I've learnt from urban dictionary have made it worse. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to buy frubes again for one. Anyone up for urban frubing?

Blue waffle?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Whenever someone replies with “yeah that Fab” I think hmm ‘i wonder if they are a swinger’

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'll go with absolutely ruined

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to say the word “fab” but you’ve already said it. When anyone says it to me now I’m instantly suspicious

Yep. That’s the one for me too.

Double entendres are one thing. But hearing the word ‘fab’ out loud makes me properly pause for a moment. "

I always forget that the word means something completely different to most people.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Well, having a TV in the bedroom now brings a completely different image to mind.

I laugh every time I think about that comment The love cats made about the tv leaping out from the end of the bed

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Sunday roast

Pounding

Cream

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Riding Bareback... Used to be an equestrian activity

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

The word fab itself, whenever someone says it around me now I think it's a hint they've seen my profile.

Oh and penetrations, it's a word I have to use at work a lot and i find it hard to keep focus when used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a niece and nephew, the word "play" has been ruined for me forever for obvious reasons...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think any word has been ruined for me really.

I use fab and play a lot in normal life and I'm hardly ever thinking about sex.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I am glad my kids are grown up and don't call me Daddy anymore.

Ruined is Ruined. Just in case no one has said that already.

Too lazy to read all the threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably lots of things, I can be a bit of a walking innuendo sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CBT, I thought it was that substitute thing until I Googled it

ruined

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I always smile when i hear anyone talk about time wasters in the real world.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We have a Rutland water sports centre here and o had my photo taken under it and had it on my profile for a whilr

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

I’m a beauty therapist so facials are always a bit more difficult to discuss without smiling now

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

SPH it's a measurement in my job we dont say it the same way though, I cackle every now and then though when a newbie spells it out

T x

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Excellent submissions so far. And does anyone else wonder if someone is a secret swinger as well when they drop the word "fab" in conversation or is that just me?

LvM"

No, not just you.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"CBT, I thought it was that substitute thing until I Googled it

ruined "

I thought it was something you needed to pass to ride a 125 motorcycle.

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By *ussraneCouple
over a year ago

Romford

“Soft play” always makes us snigger when kids ask to go

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