FabSwingers.com forum: Another meamingless thread

By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Please post on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkly tally wackers!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

No, I only post on serious threads

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Oh bugger

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By *ob55Man
over a year ago

PE13

I agree with everything anyone has ever said on these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it spelt with an s for a plural or a z?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so horny but all the banging upstairs is not doing my head any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the cost of my car is depressing... that is all lol

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I probliy would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it spelt with an s for a plural or a z?

Z ..... Duh

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Still no snow here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a new friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get my man into swinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it spelt with an s for a plural or a z?

Z ..... Duh

Oh no. My poor grammar police eyes. It burns it burns!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id quite like an evening out with someone who is a really good conversationalist.

You know, dinner, good conversation, a chance to wear my batman outfit.

Is it too much to ask? Probably!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day in back 1912 Captain Robert Falcon Scott reached the South Pole, only to find that the Norwegian Roald Amundsen had beaten him by one month....

Ouch! -)

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"How do I get my man into swinging?"

Promise him a 3some with your pal should do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On this day in back 1912 Captain Robert Falcon Scott reached the South Pole, only to find that the Norwegian Roald Amundsen had beaten him by one month....

Ouch! -)"

Thanks soxy, I like to have a random day fact for the kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I get my man into swinging?

Promise him a 3some with your pal should do the trick

Ha ha already done that!! Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What she ^^^^^ said.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its snowing here again !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/01/13 15:42:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The square of the hypotenuse is equal the the sum of the square of the other two sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

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By *ohnny StarMan
over a year ago

swansea valleys

i like big butts and i cannot lie.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm leaving work early cos I've got a meet later and the point of saying this is that now you all know too.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The square of the hypotenuse is equal the the sum of the square of the other two sides"

Is that something to do with mmf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any Leaches for this ?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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Ah bollox I've forgotten what I was going to say now.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

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over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night"

Just awful !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night"

Was it your birthday?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

I need a job - any offers - I'm a hard worker!

Or is that being too needy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday? "

Lol can just imagine him " awwww mum I'd dont want a bath now I want to watch Bullseye"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday? "

That's it, you all take the piss out of a poorly person. Its an invisible killer don't you know?

Gas that is, not knob cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ill please give me sympathy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night"

Did you have bubbles and ducks on your bath?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm ill please give me sympathy xx"

Get well soon

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday?

Lol can just imagine him " awwww mum I'd dont want a bath now I want to watch Bullseye"

There's plenty in this game for 3 in a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night"

Ewww not man cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ill please give me sympathy xx"

You set a date yet???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Did you have bubbles and ducks on your bath? "

No ducks but I did have bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday?

Lol can just imagine him " awwww mum I'd dont want a bath now I want to watch Bullseye"

There's plenty in this game for 3 in a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ill please give me sympathy xx

You set a date yet???

Fuck off!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ill please give me sympathy xx

Get well soon

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday?

Lol can just imagine him " awwww mum I'd dont want a bath now I want to watch Bullseye"

There's plenty in this game for 3 in a bed

Here's what you could of won!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a myth that ducks quacks don’t echo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday?

Lol can just imagine him " awwww mum I'd dont want a bath now I want to watch Bullseye"

There's plenty in this game for 3 in a bed

I like 3 in a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Payday tomorrow. I shall be assisting with fixing the UK's recession problem.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Just what am I doing wrong?

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over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday?

Lol can just imagine him " awwww mum I'd dont want a bath now I want to watch Bullseye"

There's plenty in this game for 3 in a bed

Here's what you could of won!

Whats Bully's special prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is full of timewasting, racist, sizeist and cliquey bare-backers. I wouldn't lower myself to contribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday?

Lol can just imagine him " awwww mum I'd dont want a bath now I want to watch Bullseye"

There's plenty in this game for 3 in a bed

I like 3 in a bed

3 in a bed and the little one said..'RYan when was the last time you washed that thing!!!'

Roll over roll over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is full of timewasting, racist, sizeist and cliquey bare-backers. I wouldn't lower myself to contribute

Oh..... You just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The male Praying Mantis cannot copulate while his head is attached to his body,,, so to initiate sex the female rips his head off,,,

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've got a poorly man head ache. Could be carbon monoxide poisoning, or just plain leaky gas

Could have been caused by overdosing on cheese

Don't think so. I had a bath last night

Was it your birthday?

Lol can just imagine him " awwww mum I'd dont want a bath now I want to watch Bullseye"

There's plenty in this game for 3 in a bed

Here's what you could of won!

Innnnn 1 - Pj's like Daves

Innnnn 2 - Tongues with Red

Innnnn 3 - A date with Johnny

Innnnn 4 - Fresh donuts

Innnnn 5 - A Gold site supporters pass

Innnnn 6 - A trip to Arse End to be Caz's slave

Innnnn 7 - A rant pass for any day of the week

Innnnn 8 - A customised veri

Innnnn 9 - A get out of time out pass

and Bully's special prize - a bukkake session with the Fab straight ish single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised the 'spelling police' have not been in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprised the 'spelling police' have not been in yet

Fuc em!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Surprised the 'spelling police' have not been in yet

What do you meam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorne Greene of Bonanza fame (Ben Cartwright ) had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is full of timewasting, racist, sizeist and cliquey bare-backers. I wouldn't lower myself to contribute

Oh..... You just did

Oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorne Greene of Bonanza fame (Ben Cartwright ) had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator….

Don't you just hate it when that happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorne Greene of Bonanza fame (Ben Cartwright ) had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator….

Don't you just hate it when that happens!

Yes,,,, I imagine it is a tad annoying ,,,,, especially if its your favourite nipple

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"This thread is full of timewasting, racist, sizeist and cliquey bare-backers. I wouldn't lower myself to contribute

Oh..... You just did

Oh yeah

You forgot cheating, lying, size-obsessed fakes.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Still can't think of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is full of timewasting, racist, sizeist and cliquey bare-backers. I wouldn't lower myself to contribute

PMSL

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My hovercraft is full of eels

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 'stealth pubes', trying to shave the feckers is a nightmare, they duck under the razor then spring back up again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse is for Sale!! I need to pay the rent.

Appointments on a postcard please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse is for Sale!! I need to pay the rent.

Appointments on a postcard please

£5 is my offer..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"My arse is for Sale!! I need to pay the rent.

Appointments on a postcard please

ADMIN!!!!! Rusty's soliciting - ban him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins only have sex twice a year..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The male Praying Mantis cannot copulate while his head is attached to his body,,, so to initiate sex the female rips his head off,,,

Have you been reading my ex-wife's entry on Wikipedia?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I havent touched fanny in 345600 sconds!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At the end of the day, when all things are said and done, it's as broad as it is wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marsupials!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse is for Sale!! I need to pay the rent.

Appointments on a postcard please

ADMIN!!!!! Rusty's soliciting - ban him

Oi shhhhh.... Needs must lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Why do I always crave chocolate when ive had something spicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the planet earth's history were condensed in to a 24 hour period' Mankind would only appear in the last second. Did we fuck up a good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats eyes in the road were invented by some guy who saw a cats eyes reflect light in the dark. If the cat had been walking backwards would he have invented the pencil sharpener???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Ive got a sore left nipple and this cold weather isnt helping it!

Did I just type that out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?"

ive got woolworths vouchers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got love2shop vouchers.

More variety on shops

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Ive got a sore left nipple and this cold weather isnt helping it!

Did I just type that out loud

i'll keep it warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got love2shop vouchers.

More variety on shops

love to shop vouchers aint meaningless though lol

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over a year ago

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?

ive got woolworths vouchers lol"

Green shield stamps?

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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?

ive got woolworths vouchers lol

Green shield stamps?

I've got two coupons for Tesco burgers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got love2shop vouchers.

More variety on shops

love to shop vouchers aint meaningless though lol

They are if I've used them to wank on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got love2shop vouchers.

More variety on shops

love to shop vouchers aint meaningless though lol

They are if I've used them to wank on

only if they are still soggy and u'd probably get away with it if you go shopping in the snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got love2shop vouchers.

More variety on shops

love to shop vouchers aint meaningless though lol

They are if I've used them to wank on

only if they are still soggy and u'd probably get away with it if you go shopping in the snow

Ooo good thinking, cheers, off to spend them now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take everything on here as gospel ...... not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noel Coward had a younger brother Liam,best known for the song 'mad dogs and englishmen go out in the midday sunshiiiiiine'

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Ive got a sore left nipple and this cold weather isnt helping it!

Did I just type that out loud

i'll keep it warm

Oooo Eves ya flirt

Go on then

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

we dont need no education....

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?

ive got woolworths vouchers lol

Green shield stamps?

I remember those, mum used to collect them in iceland!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If things don't change, they'll remain the same.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?

ive got woolworths vouchers lol

Green shield stamps?

I remember those, mum used to collect them in iceland!!"

I'm happy to take all out of service vouchers and stamps.

With greenshield you'll need 5 full books for a go with me. I'm more expensive than a dart board but not as expensive as a sports bag.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?

ive got woolworths vouchers lol

Green shield stamps?

I remember those, mum used to collect them in iceland!!"

Think my mum got them from Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?

ive got woolworths vouchers lol

Green shield stamps?

I remember those, mum used to collect them in iceland!!

Think my mum got them from Tesco"

Co-op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had to call the administrators in, as I don't know how to get a meet.

I still accept gift vouchers and gift cards

luncheon vouchers?

Hmv vouchers?

ive got woolworths vouchers lol

Green shield stamps?

I remember those, mum used to collect them in iceland!!

Think my mum got them from Tesco"

They used to have a shop on Cowley road where you could spend your stamps.

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