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"Yo, F. A. B. Let's kick it Noc noc baby Noc noc baby All right stop Collaborate and listen Julie's back with a new iteration Something grabs a hold of me tightly Chat till midnight every nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn down the lights and we'll glow To the extreme I rock the noc like a vandal In the snug bar enjoy the seats and the candles... ° Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours "Excellent!!! | |||
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"Hello all " Hello Longandhard, how are you this fine Saturday? | |||
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"F¹rst...? Nero darling, you are indeed first. What would you like your prizr to be? "• I would like my "prizr" to be a SodaStream™. It's the only way to match my fizzer-prizr to your effervescent smile. | |||
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"Hello all Hello Longandhard, how are you this fine Saturday? " I'm good and horny thank you how are you ? | |||
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"How could you butcher such a classic song?" I'm just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass. As you can see I'm quite happy to butcher classic things | |||
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"Yo, F. A. B. Let's kick it Noc noc baby Noc noc baby All right stop Collaborate and listen Julie's back with a new iteration Something grabs a hold of me tightly Chat till midnight every nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn down the lights and we'll glow To the extreme I rock the noc like a vandal In the snug bar enjoy the seats and the candles... ° Newbies and veterans, long time posters and lurkers are all welcome in the Nocturnal as we chat until the early hours
Excellent!!! "Thanks SS, it's the most 'me' opening so far | |||
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"Hello all Hello Longandhard, how are you this fine Saturday? I'm good and horny thank you how are you ?" I'm about 8 on the horn-o-meter. Our photo session early got a little heated | |||
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I knew you'd spot that but let's get busy with the fizzy "Let's get fizzical..... | |||
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"Julie I'm going to ask you one thing... No, Julie, In fact, I'm going to demand one thing... You NEED to make a video of you doing your opening rap. It will be legendary. " ^^ what he said | |||
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"Hello all Hello Longandhard, how are you this fine Saturday? I'm good and horny thank you how are you ? I'm about 8 on the horn-o-meter. Our photo session early got a little heated "Sounds fun And liking the pics on your account  | |||
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"How could you butcher such a classic song? I'm just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass. As you can see I'm quite happy to butcher classic things "It just feels wrong. I mean what's next: 'U can't touch this'? The clue is in the title! | |||
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"Good evening, rough day, so cheer me up please! Xx Can I start with a Feast "Yes! Can you still get them? xx | |||
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"Good evening, rough day, so cheer me up please! Xx Can I start with a Feast
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"Good evening, rough day, so cheer me up please! Xx Can I start with a Feast
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Can you still get them? xx"..yeah I had a 4 pack a few weeks ago. | |||
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I'm just happy to sit in the corner and I even brought my own candle light - please do sing on Julie "Can I join your corner with my lavender scented candle? | |||
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"Good evening Julie and fellow nocturnes. The first third of the BH Holiday weekend has passed. I hope you have enjoyed it "Evening Mr Leeds! I've had a great day and tomorrow should be good too. No plans yet for Monday but it's not work so yeeeehaw! | |||
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"Howdy Howdy Bill. How are you today cowboy? "oh you know.okay. nothing to get excited about | |||
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I'm just happy to sit in the corner and I even brought my own candle light - please do sing on Julie
Can I join your corner with my lavender scented candle?"Please do - the snooker is on a small screen beside me | |||
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"Julie I'm going to ask you one thing... No, Julie, In fact, I'm going to demand one thing... You NEED to make a video of you doing your opening rap. It will be legendary. " Haha Maggy, it would be a car crash. But I appreciate your faith! | |||
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"Good evening, rough day, so cheer me up please! Xx" Come and sit here with me and Cede. We have hugs and rubbish jokes... Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo! | |||
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"Good evening, rough day, so cheer me up please! Xx Can I start with a Feast
Didn't I get the last one from the ice cream van then..? "You did,if you managed to eat it without licking your lips..... then there's an invite ! | |||
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"Not first
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I'm just happy to sit in the corner and I even brought my own candle light - please do sing on Julie
Can I join your corner with my lavender scented candle?
Please do - the snooker is on a small screen beside me "Ah heaven!! That Nero guy's a meany lol ( ) | |||
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"F¹rst...? Nero darling, you are indeed first. What would you like your prizr to be?
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I knew you'd spot that but let's get busy with the fizzy
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"Julie I'm going to ask you one thing... No, Julie, In fact, I'm going to demand one thing... You NEED to make a video of you doing your opening rap. It will be legendary. ^^ what he said "Answer's still no | |||
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"+Totters into the room, trying not to fall off the heels.+ . Oh, hi everyone "Hey you! | |||
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"Hello all Hello Longandhard, how are you this fine Saturday? I'm good and horny thank you how are you ? I'm about 8 on the horn-o-meter. Our photo session early got a little heated
Sounds fun
And liking the pics on your account "Thank you! They were Jennie's idea. | |||
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"Good evening, rough day, so cheer me up please! Xx Can I start with a Feast "Yes! Ice Creams Baby! It fits in with my opening theme | |||
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"Hello all Hello Longandhard, how are you this fine Saturday? I'm good and horny thank you how are you ? I'm about 8 on the horn-o-meter. Our photo session early got a little heated
Sounds fun
And liking the pics on your account
Thank you! They were Jennie's idea. "Jenifique's photo direction services are available at a very reasonable rate | |||
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"How could you butcher such a classic song? I'm just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass. As you can see I'm quite happy to butcher classic things
It just feels wrong. I mean what's next: 'U can't touch this'? The clue is in the title!"Stop! Hammer Time! But you can touch Hans | |||
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"Julie I'm going to ask you one thing... No, Julie, In fact, I'm going to demand one thing... You NEED to make a video of you doing your opening rap. It will be legendary. ^^ what he said
Answer's still no "Plllleeeeaaaasssseeee | |||
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"Hello all Hello Longandhard, how are you this fine Saturday? I'm good and horny thank you how are you ? I'm about 8 on the horn-o-meter. Our photo session early got a little heated
Sounds fun
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Thank you! They were Jennie's idea.
Jenifique's photo direction services are available at a very reasonable rate"Errrrr...  | |||
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I knew you'd spot that but let's get busy with the fizzy "· .......she knows ^. | |||
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"Good evening Julie. Good evening Nocturnalistas. "Evening D! So glad you dropped in How are you today? | |||
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"Evening J&B, evening everyone. Hope we’re all well, the stress exhaustion has struck insanely hard today, hopefully the week off will help fix it. "Evening Jager, it's rubbish when that happens! It's like your body knows you've got time off. Do you have any nice plans? | |||
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"Good evening Julie and fellow nocturnes. The first third of the BH Holiday weekend has passed. I hope you have enjoyed it
Evening Mr Leeds! I've had a great day and tomorrow should be good too. No plans yet for Monday but it's not work so yeeeehaw! "Well I'll hoist my chaps and saddle up...! Very much enjoying your latest pics . And impressed you managed to stay upright in those heels! | |||
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"Howdy Howdy Bill. How are you today cowboy? oh you know.okay. nothing to get excited about "That sounds a little deflated. Hopefully the cosy vibes of the Noc will cheer you up! | |||
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"Not first
Cede, some people say' first the worst, second the best...' Not me of course, I would never be that rude.
I'm just happy to sit in the corner and I even brought my own candle light - please do sing on Julie
Can I join your corner with my lavender scented candle?
Please do - the snooker is on a small screen beside me
Ah heaven!!
That Nero guy's a meany lol
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"Good evening "Good evening Blu! How are you today? | |||
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"Any other north west monkeys here ?" I am North West of Brighton. Does that count? | |||
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"Good evening Julie. Good evening Nocturnalistas.
Evening D! So glad you dropped in How are you today? "I'm okay thanks J. I'm watching The Empire Strikes Back (yet again) | |||
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"Evening J&B, evening everyone. Hope we’re all well, the stress exhaustion has struck insanely hard today, hopefully the week off will help fix it.
Evening Jager, it's rubbish when that happens! It's like your body knows you've got time off. Do you have any nice plans? "Yep, and then the first day off it just goes into full shutdown. As for the rest of the week, err tomorrow meeting friends and then Wednesday getting new motorcycle lid and gloves before finally going out on the bike for the first time in 18 months!
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"Any other north west monkeys here ?" Good evening Willdo, welcome to the Nocturnal. Pull up a chair and make yourself at home. We come from all over! | |||
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"Good evening, rough day, so cheer me up please! Xx Can I start with a Feast
Didn't I get the last one from the ice cream van then..?
You did,if you managed to eat it without licking your lips..... then there's an invite !"The nice hard chocolatey centre may have caused a little lick... we'll share next time | |||
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"+Totters into the room, trying not to fall off the heels.+ . Oh, hi everyone "Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools | |||
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"Three blondes were chanting "six months six months six months" when asked ,the blondes said "we completed a jigsaw puzzle that said six to ten years" Bill, the blonde ladies will spank you! | |||
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"Not first
Cede, some people say' first the worst, second the best...' Not me of course, I would never be that rude.
I'm just happy to sit in the corner and I even brought my own candle light - please do sing on Julie
Can I join your corner with my lavender scented candle?
Please do - the snooker is on a small screen beside me
Ah heaven!!
That Nero guy's a meany lol
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"Hello all Hello Longandhard, how are you this fine Saturday? I'm good and horny thank you how are you ? I'm about 8 on the horn-o-meter. Our photo session early got a little heated
Sounds fun
And liking the pics on your account
Thank you! They were Jennie's idea.
Jenifique's photo direction services are available at a very reasonable rate"Would recommend! | |||
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I never come first so I don't mind where I am entering the room! | |||
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"+Totters into the room, trying not to fall off the heels.+ . Oh, hi everyone
Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools "I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it! | |||
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"Julie I'm going to ask you one thing... No, Julie, In fact, I'm going to demand one thing... You NEED to make a video of you doing your opening rap. It will be legendary. ^^ what he said
Answer's still no
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"Julie I'm going to ask you one thing... No, Julie, In fact, I'm going to demand one thing... You NEED to make a video of you doing your opening rap. It will be legendary. ^^ what he said
Answer's still no
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I'll *think* about it. How did you know I'm a people pleaser? "It written on the wall in the gents | |||
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"F¹rst...? Nero darling, you are indeed first. What would you like your prizr to be?
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"Three blondes were chanting "six months six months six months" when asked ,the blondes said "we completed a jigsaw puzzle that said six to ten years Bill, the blonde ladies will spank you! "I'm blonde. Bend over Bill  | |||
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"Julie I'm going to ask you one thing... No, Julie, In fact, I'm going to demand one thing... You NEED to make a video of you doing your opening rap. It will be legendary. ^^ what he said
Answer's still no
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"Good evening Julie and fellow nocturnes. The first third of the BH Holiday weekend has passed. I hope you have enjoyed it
Evening Mr Leeds! I've had a great day and tomorrow should be good too. No plans yet for Monday but it's not work so yeeeehaw!
Well I'll hoist my chaps and saddle up...! Very much enjoying your latest pics . And impressed you managed to stay upright in those heels! "It's a challenge, especially when you can't bend at the waist in a corset too. Luckily B was there to lend a (wandering) hand. | |||
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"+Totters into the room, trying not to fall off the heels.+ . Oh, hi everyone
Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!"Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on | |||
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"+Totters into the room, trying not to fall off the heels.+ . Oh, hi everyone
Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on "I'll push from behind | |||
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"Good evening dear Julie, fabulous rendition! I can almost hear the lawyers for Bowie and Essex sharpening their pens
Is the bar open? Xx"Thank you Luckily they will pursue my alias Julie, phew! The bar is certainly open, what would you like to drink? | |||
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"Three blondes were chanting "six months six months six months" when asked ,the blondes said "we completed a jigsaw puzzle that said six to ten years Bill, the blonde ladies will spank you!
I'm blonde. Bend over Bill "but you smiled when you read it though | |||
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"Not first
Cede, some people say' first the worst, second the best...' Not me of course, I would never be that rude.
I'm just happy to sit in the corner and I even brought my own candle light - please do sing on Julie
Can I join your corner with my lavender scented candle?
Please do - the snooker is on a small screen beside me
Ah heaven!!
That Nero guy's a meany lol
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"Any other north west monkeys here ? I am North West of Brighton. Does that count? " It's too far from my North West | |||
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"Any other north west monkeys here ? I am North West of Brighton. Does that count? It's too far from my North West "Well ... if you insist on living in the wilderness | |||
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"Good evening Julie. Good evening Nocturnalistas.
Evening D! So glad you dropped in How are you today?
I'm okay thanks J.
I'm watching The Empire Strikes Back (yet again) "One of my faves. Any day that has Harrison as Han Solo is a good day | |||
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I never come first so I don't mind where I am entering the room! "Evening Boo, it doesn't matter when you come as long as you do!
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"+Totters into the room, trying not to fall off the heels.+ . Oh, hi everyone
Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on
I'll push from behind
"I need a good push lol I'll need a four strong backed men push with my arse. Strong backed men, that should be a cocktail! | |||
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"Evening J&B, evening everyone. Hope we’re all well, the stress exhaustion has struck insanely hard today, hopefully the week off will help fix it.
Evening Jager, it's rubbish when that happens! It's like your body knows you've got time off. Do you have any nice plans?
Yep, and then the first day off it just goes into full shutdown.
As for the rest of the week, err tomorrow meeting friends and then Wednesday getting new motorcycle lid and gloves before finally going out on the bike for the first time in 18 months!
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"+Totters into the room, trying not to fall off the heels.+ . Oh, hi everyone
Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!"Skinny B - make a note of that one for your next showdown. She's writing your material for you! | |||
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Answer's still no
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Answer's still no
Plllleeeeaaaasssseeee
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on
I can't quite picture it. Can you show us again? "The dry cleaning bill for the seat cover was extortionate! | |||
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" Well I'll hoist my chaps and saddle up...! Very much enjoying your latest pics . And impressed you managed to stay upright in those heels!
It's a challenge, especially when you can't bend at the waist in a corset too. Luckily B was there to lend a (wandering) hand. "I'm sure you helped to stiffen his resolve... | |||
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on
I'll push from behind
I need a good push lol
I'll need a four strong backed men push with my arse. Strong backed men, that should be a cocktail! "We'll add it to the snug bar menu! I think it needs B-randy | |||
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Evening, did you see serenity was on TV today?"I didn't I missed the shiny. We have it on our hard drive though so I can get my Mal fix any time. | |||
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Skinny B - make a note of that one for your next showdown. She's writing your material for you! "Hehe, insulting her is almost too easy. | |||
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on
I can't quite picture it. Can you show us again? "The last time someone dared me to video something I did it lol and that will be the last time ever! | |||
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Evening, did you see serenity was on TV today?"Oh was it? I haven't seen it in ages. | |||
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on
I can't quite picture it. Can you show us again?
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Xx"Good evening JJ Gemini, welcome to the Noc. Please make yourself at home and tell me how your day has been. | |||
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on
I can't quite picture it. Can you show us again?
The dry cleaning bill for the seat cover was extortionate! "Yea but the fivers pushed down my jeans paid for it | |||
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on
I can't quite picture it. Can you show us again?
The dry cleaning bill for the seat cover was extortionate!
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"Visage That was quick! My Sonos has chosen Fade to Grey. What a tune "RIP Steve Strange | |||
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Evening, did you see serenity was on TV today?
Oh was it? I haven't seen it in ages.
I've never watched star wars "Oh no! Why not? This must surely be rectified? They're all on Disney+ | |||
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"Evening Julie! T x Evening beautiful T, make yourself at home. Can I get you a drink? "A very large rum my lovely thankyou! T x | |||
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"Visage • That fact that I was too slow in my response is well and truly redeemed by this gem of a response. I love Visage! ¶¶..||¶" The next song is The Damned Don't Cry. I'll listen to one song by Bill's choice next and then we can play again. | |||
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RIP Steve Strange" | |||
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"Evening Julie! T x Evening beautiful T, make yourself at home. Can I get you a drink?
A very large rum my lovely thankyou!
T x"• Give her a double measure of Mount Gay™ 1703 Reserve rum. | |||
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"Good evening Julie. Good evening Nocturnalistas.
Evening, did you see serenity was on TV today?
Oh was it? I haven't seen it in ages.
I've never watched star wars
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A very large rum my lovely thankyou!
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Jennie, you look fantastic! Those heels are amazing, please either sit next to me with your legs crossed in a seductive manner or maybe on one of those high bar stools
I'll swerve the bar stool if that's OK? I'm not saying I'm slack but last time I tried a bar stool I slid down it!
Last time I tried a bar stool I tried to hump it getting on
I can't quite picture it. Can you show us again?
The dry cleaning bill for the seat cover was extortionate!
Yea but the fivers pushed down my jeans paid for it
And the whole bar refurb! "Hahaha Why am I laughing | |||
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I can't quite picture it. Can you show us again?
The dry cleaning bill for the seat cover was extortionate!
Yea but the fivers pushed down my jeans paid for it
And the whole bar refurb!
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Hi all good evening *meh*
Evening Mr TT. That sounds rubbish at least you've managed to sneak in to the Noc before midnight. Come here and have a hug. "I'm almost finished
Thank you for the hug, the d*unks have been kind to me tonight
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise™. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play." Bright Lights Song by Gary Clark Jr. | |||
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"Not first and I'm working with d*unk people tonight
Hi all good evening *meh*
Evening Mr TT. That sounds rubbish at least you've managed to sneak in to the Noc before midnight. Come here and have a hug.
I'm almost finished
Thank you for the hug, the d*unks have been kind to me tonight
However my colleagues have not been so lucky "Hurrah for friendly d*unks! | |||
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Hi all good evening *meh*
Evening Mr TT. That sounds rubbish at least you've managed to sneak in to the Noc before midnight. Come here and have a hug.
I'm almost finished
Thank you for the hug, the d*unks have been kind to me tonight
However my colleagues have not been so lucky
Hurrah for friendly d*unks! "Very much so, oh whilst I remember your payment for the hug is on our profile in the video section | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise™. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Bright Lights Song by Gary Clark Jr." It's playing now. | |||
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"Marshall Tucker Now playing: Can't You See by the Marshall Tucker Band. It kind of reminds me of a folky version of the Who. " now that's a comparison I wouldn't have made | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise™. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Bright Lights Song by Gary Clark Jr." ° Cheat! | |||
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"Evening Julie! T x Evening beautiful T, make yourself at home. Can I get you a drink?
A very large rum my lovely thankyou!
T x
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Coming right up! Neat or with a mixer? "It's an on the rocks kinda night
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise™. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Bright Lights Song by Gary Clark Jr." I like it! | |||
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"Not first and I'm working with d*unk people tonight
Hi all good evening *meh*
Evening Mr TT. That sounds rubbish at least you've managed to sneak in to the Noc before midnight. Come here and have a hug.
I'm almost finished
Thank you for the hug, the d*unks have been kind to me tonight
However my colleagues have not been so lucky
Hurrah for friendly d*unks!
Very much so, oh whilst I remember your payment for the hug is on our profile in the video section "Ooh, I will check it out very soon | |||
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"Marshall Tucker Now playing: Can't You See by the Marshall Tucker Band. It kind of reminds me of a folky version of the Who. now that's a comparison I wouldn't have made" Can you hear what I mean now I've said it though? | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise™. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. Bright Lights Song by Gary Clark Jr. ° Cheat! "There's a whole minute between Julie's post and mine lol Snoozer | |||
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"Marshall Tucker Now playing: Can't You See by the Marshall Tucker Band. It kind of reminds me of a folky version of the Who. now that's a comparison I wouldn't have made Can you hear what I mean now I've said it though? " Actually, yes I can | |||
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"Evening Julie! T x Evening beautiful T, make yourself at home. Can I get you a drink?
A very large rum my lovely thankyou!
T x
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Coming right up! Neat or with a mixer?
It's an on the rocks kinda night
T x"I'll do a free pour! Can someone ask for Love on the Rocks by Neil Diamond? It goes with the rum on the rocks! | |||
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Good evening Tom who is fun welcome to the Nocturnal. Is that a song suggestion for me?
Good evening to everyone, fun is all of us I guess and yes"It's not on my amazon music but if you find me a YouTube link I'll give it a listen. | |||
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"Good evening Julie. Good evening Nocturnalistas.
Evening, did you see serenity was on TV today?
Oh was it? I haven't seen it in ages.
I've never watched star wars
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Good evening to everyone, fun is all of us I guess and yes
It's not on my amazon music but if you find me a YouTube link I'll give it a listen. "My pleasure https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M4ZoCHID9GI&pp=ygUQY2FsbCBvdXQgbXkgbmFtZQ%3D%3D | |||
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Evening, did you see serenity was on TV today?
Oh was it? I haven't seen it in ages.
I've never watched star wars
Oh no! Why not? This must surely be rectified? They're all on Disney+
If you like Serenity you should love Star Wars
Very definitely. "Back in my late teens it was either you liked star wars or star trek, you couldn't like both, like Lord of the rings or The Matrix, people got the arse if you liked all! | |||
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