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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

That's the vibration function kicking in when your body takes a screenshot.

LvM

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Where is the screenshot posted ?

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"That's the vibration function kicking in when your body takes a screenshot.

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Ah....that's it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

It's because you're trying to not shit yourself.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

It's because you're trying to not shit yourself.

Wise, wise words. That would have been embarrassing. Especially on the bus

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

It's because you're trying to not shit yourself.

Wise, wise words. That would have been embarrassing. Especially on the bus

Welcome

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Which was louder? Or did they cancel eachother out?

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Which was louder? Or did they cancel eachother out?"

Good question. Probably the fart

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Consider July cancelled, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think that I have ever sneezed and farted at the same time, so am unable to address the question (let alone imagine the feeling described!)

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Don't think that I have ever sneezed and farted at the same time, so am unable to address the question (let alone imagine the feeling described!)"

Really? Maybe it's age related

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Sneezing and hiccupping at the same time really hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't think that I have ever sneezed and farted at the same time, so am unable to address the question (let alone imagine the feeling described!)

Really? Maybe it's age related

Now, I can imagine if it was age related for a woman who had borne children, that there might be other consequences.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sneezing and hiccupping at the same time really hurts!

Oh, I hear your pain

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

It's the doppler effect kicking in

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

It's the doppler effect kicking in"

We have science? Tell me more

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

It's the doppler effect kicking in

We have science? Tell me more

In this instance it's purpose is to constrict the sphincter to push back the scat, protected your dignity on the bus

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

To my memory, this has never happened to me. Should I see a doctor? Though it sounds painful, OP, so maybe I should count my blessings!

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

It's the doppler effect kicking in

We have science? Tell me more

In this instance it's purpose is to constrict the sphincter to push back the scat, protected your dignity on the bus "

You win tonight's fab prize

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"That's the vibration function kicking in when your body takes a screenshot.

LvM"

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"....when you sneeze and fart at the same time, does it feel like you've split your arse open?

It's the doppler effect kicking in

We have science? Tell me more

In this instance it's purpose is to constrict the sphincter to push back the scat, protected your dignity on the bus

You win tonight's fab prize

Tell me more I like prizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just your body doing a hard reset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But have you ever done a running fart. When you fart on every step?

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