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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Hmmm hmmmm,,

A 7 year old and a 4year old are brushing their teeth in the bathroom.

The 7yr old says,

"you know what, i think its time we starting cursing/swearing,

So when we go downstairs for breakfast ill swear first then you swear after me"

The 4 yr old agrees,

So downstairs Mom asks the 7yr old, what you want for breakfast?

Ill have the Coco pops Bitch,he said.

Whack, he goes flying out the chair crying,

Mom then turns to the 4 year old and asks sternly, "and What would you like for breakfast"

The 4 yr old replies

"I dont know but im not having the Fucking Coco pops anyway" .

The end.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Its important to laugh,

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Its important to laugh, "

When is the best time to laugh during this joke?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Its important to laugh,

When is the best time to laugh during this joke?

"

One could add another joke so others could laugh,?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Its important to laugh,

When is the best time to laugh during this joke?

One could add another joke so others could laugh,? "

Crack on then...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I giggled. Sick sense of humour

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Séan walked into the local bar all a fluster and ordered seven shots of whiskey and a pint of Smithwicks. When the barman arrived back with the pint, all of the shots of whiskey had been d*unk.

‘Ah here, you drank those very quick’ said the barman. ‘Well’ says Séan, ‘If you had what I had you’d drink them quickly, too’.

‘Shite’ replied the barman ‘What do you have?’ ‘A tenner’ replied Séan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once tried to steal a packet of spaghetti from a shop but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta.....

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

A 6 year old was struggling to open his yoghurt when he suddenly shouted "Fucking shitty lid!"

Mum immediately looked at Dad and said, "I wonder where he's got that from?"

Dad says “The fucking fridge, you silly cunt."

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What do you call a magician who's lost his magic???

Ian

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON


"What do you call a magician who's lost his magic???

Ian "

Brilliant

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By *ousewifeonheatCouple
over a year ago

watford

More please luv it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a magician who's lost his magic???

Ian "

Proper belly laughed at this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh...? Ten tickles...

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

Ones a little heavy and the others a little lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

Ones a little heavy and the others a little lighter "

You're on form tonight

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I was on the bus today and said to the woman in front of me “I think you’ve got cum on your shoulder.”

She said “Oh, it’s probably just yoghurt” but I replied “Nah, it can’t be - I don’t ejaculate yoghurt”

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

How do you make a water bed bouncier?

Use spring water

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teacher asked her class to use the word "urinate" in a sentence.

Sandra said, "Miss, I'm a girl so I sit down to urinate".

"Very good Sandra," said the teacher, "Anyone else?"

Billy said, "Miss urinate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a nine"

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob "

What do you call a man with no arms or legs ‘swimming’ in the water???

Clever Dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs ‘swimming’ in the water???

Clever Dick! "

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

why do black sheep eat less than white sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do black sheep eat less than white sheep"

Was waiting for the answer. Assume it is:

Because there are less black sheep in the world than white.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs ‘swimming’ in the water???

Clever Dick! "

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Séan walked into the local bar all a fluster and ordered seven shots of whiskey and a pint of Smithwicks. When the barman arrived back with the pint, all of the shots of whiskey had been d*unk.

‘Ah here, you drank those very quick’ said the barman. ‘Well’ says Séan, ‘If you had what I had you’d drink them quickly, too’.

‘Shite’ replied the barman ‘What do you have?’ ‘A tenner’ replied Séan."

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"A 6 year old was struggling to open his yoghurt when he suddenly shouted "Fucking shitty lid!"

Mum immediately looked at Dad and said, "I wonder where he's got that from?"

Dad says “The fucking fridge, you silly cunt.""

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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