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"NSP.. I think that you're amazing x" Aww Lisa  
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"Things shouldn’t be allowed to smell that good" I may have to hunt them down | |||
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too. Mrs " 
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"It only smells good when I'm having it cooked for me x" If you were where I am... you would rethink that. It's like they're doing a whole pig worth. | |||
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too. Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
"Love a bacon roll. Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards. Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll. | |||
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"I don't like bacon so this should annoy me for different reasons. " You're weird. But... more for me! I think they have burgers as well. I'm sulking so I'm not going to see. | |||
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"I’m making it butt naked so the smell doesn’t get into my clothes " That's dangerous  | |||
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too. Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll."
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And why is there not bacon? | |||
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"It’s my bacon I’ll cook it if I want to Cook it if I want to Cool it if I want to You’d cook it to if bacon was home with you. The mr " I'm perfectly happy with you cooking bacon. You're far enough away that I can't smell it (which is sad for other reasons). | |||
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"I've never liked bacon too fatty "The fats the best part! | |||
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too. Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll.
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon?"On holiday in Portugal. Lots of fish, stakes were splendid, but bacon lacking. Pastéis de nata are their custard tarts, litterally so small that they are one mouthful. | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
"It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning! There are some sexy men here... | |||
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too. Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll.
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon?
On holiday in Portugal. Lots of fish, stakes were splendid, but bacon lacking.
Pastéis de nata are their custard tarts, litterally so small that they are one mouthful."Portugal is gorgeous, I hear. But yes. A lack of bacon. Which is just so wrong. I couldn't think of the tart name... my brain has been mushed by the bacon smells | |||
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"I’m making it butt naked so the smell doesn’t get into my clothes That's dangerous "Covered in apron, crocs and low heat  | |||
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"I’m making it butt naked so the smell doesn’t get into my clothes That's dangerous
Covered in apron, crocs and low heat "Safer. Acceptable. | |||
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too. Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll.
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon?
On holiday in Portugal. Lots of fish, stakes were splendid, but bacon lacking.
Pastéis de nata are their custard tarts, litterally so small that they are one mouthful.
Portugal is gorgeous, I hear. But yes. A lack of bacon. Which is just so wrong.
I couldn't think of the tart name... my brain has been mushed by the bacon smells "I shall be back after the Bank Holiday, and then I hope the weekend after next a Fab friend will visit and I will make her a bacon roll (need to get the strength up after initial shenanigans ) | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here... "That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?! 
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)" Step away back down Posh, don't commit baconicide | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell. "Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)" There is a restaurant in America that shows bacon cooking on the TV screens | |||
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"It always smells better when someone else is cooking it too. Mrs
And smells even better when they aren't cooking it for me
Love a bacon roll.
Currently in the land of interesting take on egg custards.
Other foods here are delicious and I may be stacking on the weight - but still fancy a bacon roll.
Where are you?
And why is there not bacon?
On holiday in Portugal. Lots of fish, stakes were splendid, but bacon lacking.
Pastéis de nata are their custard tarts, litterally so small that they are one mouthful.
Portugal is gorgeous, I hear. But yes. A lack of bacon. Which is just so wrong.
I couldn't think of the tart name... my brain has been mushed by the bacon smells
I shall be back after the Bank Holiday, and then I hope the weekend after next a Fab friend will visit and I will make her a bacon roll (need to get the strength up after initial shenanigans )"You're an excellent host! | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell. "It's worth the risk to save my poor back having to keep shifting everything! I'm doing my best | |||
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"You are amazing." Thank you gorgeous | |||
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"Thank you sweetie x" Any time. No bacon for you though | |||
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"I love bacon "Me tooooooo | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry) Step away back down Posh, don't commit baconicide" I couldn't be arsed to go find the people. It's all good | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats "Honey... you would LOVE IT. There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven. | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry) There is a restaurant in America that shows bacon cooking on the TV screens" That's just so wrong. | |||
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"There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven." Can you catch me a country girl, while you’re there? In fact … what are *you* wearing for this event? | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry)" Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it! For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell | |||
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"I've got some in the fridge and tomorrow it will meet its nemesis. The frying pan.... buuhaaahahhaha "That's mean. Also showing off. I'm gonna cry again. | |||
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"There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven. Can you catch me a country girl, while you’re there? In fact … what are *you* wearing for this event? "What do you *think* I'm wearing for this event? One more day tomorrow btw | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry) Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it! For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell" You'd cook me bacon though, right? | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven."Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry) Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it! For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell You'd cook me bacon though, right? "Of course, honey! I would make you pancakes as well, with maple syrup. | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven."Please tell me you have got some pictures?! | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything "I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry) Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it! For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell You'd cook me bacon though, right?
Of course, honey! I would make you pancakes as well, with maple syrup."Will you marry me? For one weekend a month? | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry) Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it! For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell You'd cook me bacon though, right?
Of course, honey! I would make you pancakes as well, with maple syrup.
Will you marry me? For one weekend a month? "Yea, go on then. Why not?  | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Please tell me you have got some pictures?! "I haven't... I will try tomorrow | |||
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"But... STOP COOKING BACON WHERE I CAN SMELL IT, DAMMIT. Also, to anyone who needs to hear something else... You’ve got this. You really have. You've made it through 100% of your worst days. And the sun will rise again. (Except the person cooking bacon where I can smell it. You may have already seen your last sunrise, sorry) Leave it mate, leave it - ee ain’t wurf it! For me, someone else’s BBQ is the most lovely but worst smell You'd cook me bacon though, right?
Of course, honey! I would make you pancakes as well, with maple syrup.
Will you marry me? For one weekend a month?
Yea, go on then. Why not? "Woo hoo! I like a wedding | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with "Chance would be a fine thing  | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with
Chance would be a fine thing "I miss sex | |||
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It's you, isn't it."Yes holds hands up it’s me Always will be trouble | |||
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Yes holds hands up it’s me
Always will be trouble "Damn you | |||
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"I love bacon there, I have said it, hope I don't get banned from here for saying it! NSP... I am sorry, xxxx " Bacon is awesome! Don't be sorry. Just don't cook it near me unless I'm getting it! | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with
Chance would be a fine thing
I miss sex "It's hard being female on this site!! | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with
Chance would be a fine thing
I miss sex
It's hard being female on this site!! "
Don't open that can of worms | |||
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"I crave bacon! It's the salt.
I hope the market went well today gorgeous.
I hope you managed that huge erection okay, all by yourself. (Trophy)
Love to anyone who needs it.
It's still going! I dealt with the erection yesterday and left it in place last night... was exactly where I left it this morning!
There are some sexy men here...
That was a genius idea.
A little risky given the unpredictable weather but you win.
Ooooffftt
Sexy men you say?!
Flutter those lashes Posh and sell, sell, sell.
Tell me they are all in jeans and cowboy hats
Honey... you would LOVE IT.
There are jeans, checked shirts, boots and hats everywhere. It's basically next door to heaven.
Why oh why did I agree to go north this weekend
I could have helped with the massive erection and everything
I have no doubt we would have had more than one massive erection to play with
Chance would be a fine thing
I miss sex
It's hard being female on this site!!
Don't open that can of worms "Oooppppssss | |||
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"I've got some in the fridge and tomorrow it will meet its nemesis. The frying pan.... buuhaaahahhaha
That's mean.
Also showing off.
I'm gonna cry again."I've plenty to share but I sense you are preoccupied with erections.... | |||
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"I shall be back after the Bank Holiday, and then I hope the weekend after next a Fab friend will visit and I will make her a bacon roll (need to get the strength up after initial shenanigans )
You're an excellent host!"She has not confirmed yet, but a bacon and egg butties is definitely on offer (hopefully that will help her make up her mind)! | |||
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