FabSwingers.com forum: I’m an ass eater

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel like I’m always just desperate to have a women sat planted straight on my face constantly. Suffocate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good for you.

Yeah I just feel like it’s something I needed off my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good for you.

Yeah I just feel like it’s something I needed off my chest "

You mean on your chest?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

… with a long nose and he eats ants through his mouth and nose

Nelly Furtado.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I prefer cows, but you enjoy your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I’m always just desperate to have a women sat planted straight on my face constantly. Suffocate me

I am rather partial to a tongue punch in my fart box.

#JustSayin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"… with a long nose and he eats ants through his mouth and nose

Nelly Furtado."

I have no idea what that means but it’s interesting

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I prefer a good biscuit personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like I’m always just desperate to have a women sat planted straight on my face constantly. Suffocate me

I am rather partial to a tongue punch in my fart box.

#JustSayin "

That’s one way to say it. I suppose there’s no subtle way to say it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer cows, but you enjoy your ass

Careful of Bovine TB mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good for you.

Yeah I just feel like it’s something I needed off my chest "

Do you feel better for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your hobby!

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

We enjoy it both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a good lasagne (don't come at me with your posh spelling either)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoy your hobby! "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We enjoy it both ways

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer a good lasagne (don't come at me with your posh spelling either)

What type?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr "

I'm so glad it's not just me who's had that stuck in their head!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr

I'm so glad it's not just me who's had that stuck in their head!

We should do a parody.

I’m an ass eater

Rim your butt hole

Lick it slow

That’s all I got

The mr

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I did actually nearly suffocate once. Less ass more that of which we do not speak.

It was a bizarre experience but not without it's charm.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr

I'm so glad it's not just me who's had that stuck in their head!

We should do a parody.

I’m an ass eater

Rim your butt hole

Lick it slow

That’s all I got

The mr "

Good idea.

I’m amazed nobody thought of that earlier.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

This sounds like it could be awkward at times, how would you make phone calls etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr

I'm so glad it's not just me who's had that stuck in their head!

We should do a parody.

I’m an ass eater

Rim your butt hole

Lick it slow

That’s all I got

The mr "

Ass Eater, got your dick hard

wants to eat eat ass, wants to poke your back door

He’s an ass eater, rimming your hole

Ass is his goal, when you kneel on all fours!…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr

I'm so glad it's not just me who's had that stuck in their head!

We should do a parody.

I’m an ass eater

Rim your butt hole

Lick it slow

That’s all I got

The mr "

I’ll never sing the proper words to the song ever again

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr

I'm so glad it's not just me who's had that stuck in their head!

We should do a parody.

I’m an ass eater

Rim your butt hole

Lick it slow

That’s all I got

The mr

I’ll never sing the proper words to the song ever again

He ruins all my good songs this man of mine

Mrs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm a ass eater, make you grind hard, make me work hard to breath for air

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Amazing. Loving your work guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rim my ass that’s where shit comes from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr

I'm so glad it's not just me who's had that stuck in their head!

We should do a parody.

I’m an ass eater

Rim your butt hole

Lick it slow

That’s all I got

The mr "

Can I feature

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Correct if I’m wrong. But I’m sure that’s not that way nelly furtado sang it.

The mr

I'm so glad it's not just me who's had that stuck in their head!

We should do a parody.

I’m an ass eater

Rim your butt hole

Lick it slow

That’s all I got

The mr

Can I feature "

Sure why not we’ll all get on it like band aid.

Fab aid.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse isn’t for boys op. Take this yorkie bar instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse isn’t for boys op. Take this yorkie bar instead "

How about females?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse isn’t for boys op. Take this yorkie bar instead

How about females? "

I’m going to pm you my postcode. When near message back for further instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah, here he comes.

Watch out boys, he'll chew you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your smile says it all op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse isn’t for boys op. Take this yorkie bar instead

How about females?

I’m going to pm you my postcode. When near message back for further instructions "

Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse isn’t for boys op. Take this yorkie bar instead

How about females?

I’m going to pm you my postcode. When near message back for further instructions

Awesome."

Cool cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My arse isn’t for boys op. Take this yorkie bar instead

How about females?

I’m going to pm you my postcode. When near message back for further instructions

Awesome."

Nobody touches mine either. My lucky partner just has to sit back and get high

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm a little ass eater, short and stout.

Heres my toungue and heres my mouth,

When her ass is filled then hear me shout

Sit ontop and pour right out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a little ass eater, short and stout.

Heres my toungue and heres my mouth,

When her ass is filled then hear me shout

Sit ontop and pour right out."

Banger

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Eat the booty like groceries

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat the booty like groceries

LvM"

Yesssss

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Watch out for the grapes of death....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch out for the grapes of death...."

I always make sure the fruit bowl is clean.

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