FabSwingers.com forum: Local updates

By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's a lady in my local updates who says:-

'This isn't a scam, but I need a new car. Can 1000 people send me a £ and see what you get for it'.

Has she never heard of car finance!

What's today's pearls of wisdom from your updates?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Don't eat yellow snow.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Don't eat yellow snow.

Good advice. And in Scotland, relevant

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Don't eat yellow snow.

Good advice. And in Scotland, relevant

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! I suppose if you don't ask you don't get

It appears many men on fab are parted from their cash and there are plenty of women scheming to take it

If it seems too good guys.... it probably is!

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Don't eat yellow snow.

Good advice. And in Scotland, relevant

You're welcome

I knew it wasn't just your gorgeous features I desired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, don’t assume it’s a duck. It may identify as a goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda admire her style to be honest. Shy kids get no sweets as they say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw that

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"There's a lady in my local updates who says:-

'This isn't a scam, but I need a new car. Can 1000 people send me a £ and see what you get for it'.

Has she never heard of car finance!

What's today's pearls of wisdom from your updates?

Well at least she's not asking to be fed

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I kinda admire her style to be honest. Shy kids get no sweets as they say! "

But after 1000 'gifts', she's gonna need an ambulance, rather than a car

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, don’t assume it’s a duck. It may identify as a goose "

I prefer chickens

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Several passive aggressive targeted updates in our local feed today. I chuckled because sometimes I'm a bad person.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I kinda admire her style to be honest. Shy kids get no sweets as they say!

But after 1000 'gifts', she's gonna need a gynaecologist, rather than a car

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I kinda admire her style to be honest. Shy kids get no sweets as they say!

But after 1000 'gifts', she's gonna need a gynaecologist, rather than a car

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I kinda admire her style to be honest. Shy kids get no sweets as they say! "

Especially if they don't get in the van...........

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales

I get my pearls of wisdom from Cher, who says:

If I could turn back time

If I could find a way

I’d take back all those words that hurt you

And you’d stay

Particularly relevant in a staffing crisis where you gave negative feedback in their Supervision.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

The most interesting thing in my local updates has been a couple happily posting meets and good times in Blackpool. And some weird bitter creature posting about how glad she is that she doesn't have to go to Blackpool to have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 ladies horny and hungover

1 lady can't play

And Bambi looking hot in red

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I get my pearls of wisdom from Cher, who says:

If I could turn back time

If I could find a way

I’d take back all those words that hurt you

And you’d stay

Particularly relevant in a staffing crisis where you gave negative feedback in their Supervision.

Oh no. I have to do 'appraisals'. Everyone gets top marks, because I hate the system. Pay people well, treat them properly and you'll have a happy team

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport

"I get my pearls of wisdom from Cher, who says:

If I could turn back time

If I could find a way

I’d take back all those words that hurt you

And you’d stay

Particularly relevant in a staffing crisis where you gave negative feedback in their Supervision.

Oh no. I have to do 'appraisals'. Everyone gets top marks, because I hate the system. Pay people well, treat them properly and you'll have a happy team

Possibly not competent at their job but definitely happy.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

One bloke is cruising round looking for mischief

Another wants Nman extra male for mmf & someone had a great night.

Quite uneventful today .

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

Lots of meets advertised in my feed. Seems people are feeling bank holiday levels of horn! Very few irritating updates because I block all the people who turn my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are people looking forward to the Newport night, lots of hol pics posted, lots and lots of gang bang pics 17 profiles worth lol and a guy that wants to fuck on his John Lewis sofa

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Mine are people looking forward to the Newport night, lots of hol pics posted, lots and lots of gang bang pics 17 profiles worth lol and a guy that wants to fuck on his John Lewis sofa

He's never knowingly undersold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lady in my local updates who says:-

'This isn't a scam, but I need a new car. Can 1000 people send me a £ and see what you get for it'.

Has she never heard of car finance!

What's today's pearls of wisdom from your updates?

I hope she gets her car! She won't send anything in return. Wise lady.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"There's a lady in my local updates who says:-

'This isn't a scam, but I need a new car. Can 1000 people send me a £ and see what you get for it'.

Has she never heard of car finance!

What's today's pearls of wisdom from your updates?

I hope she gets her car! She won't send anything in return. Wise lady.

Misappropriation of funds. Tut tut

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Just seen one saying they had sold their shitty car for £1000 to some gobshite.

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