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Adders in Cumbria

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Authorities in Cumbria, which was once part of Scotland, are warning that poisonous adders are out and about in the Whitehaven area and very close to the Seascale train station.

Dog walkers are at risk and even the dogs themselves, however Stay Safe Peoples

This is all over the news

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Authorities in Cumbria, which was once part of Scotland, are warning that poisonous adders are out and about in the Whitehaven area and very close to the Seascale train station.

Dog walkers are at risk and even the dogs themselves, however Stay Safe Peoples

This is all over the news"

1) if you ever use those first 10 words again, you will cause a diplomatic incident…. The Cumbrian liberation front will come for you with their sheep!

2) if it’s snakes around seascale you probably won’t miss them for having 3 heads and a visible neon glow!!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Why didn't the viper viper nose?

Because the adder adder 'andkerchief.

Sorry Tom. That was a nervous attempt at humour. Your snake reports make me nervous!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"1) if you ever use those first 10 words again, you will cause a diplomatic incident…. The Cumbrian liberation front will come for you with their sheep! "

I'd rather if we still were a part of Scotland

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"1) if you ever use those first 10 words again, you will cause a diplomatic incident…. The Cumbrian liberation front will come for you with their sheep!

I'd rather if we still were a part of Scotland "

See Tom! Look what you have started!!!!

This is why gerrard butler didn’t name that sequel “Carlisle has fallen “!!!

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

I think there’s plans to rebuild Adrian’s wall, if Trump can Wall off Mexico, I’m sure we can rebuild our wall,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We needn't worry about the jam eaters.

F

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"I think there’s plans to rebuild Adrian’s wall, if Trump can Wall off Mexico, I’m sure we can rebuild our wall,"

Hadrian won't be too pleased if

Adrian gets the credit for building the wall.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Authorities in Cumbria, which was once part of Scotland, are warning that poisonous adders are out and about in the Whitehaven area and very close to the Seascale train station.

Dog walkers are at risk and even the dogs themselves, however Stay Safe Peoples

This is all over the news"

I live in Cumbria, and this is the first I’ve heard of it.

And…..”once part of Scotland”? I’ve never heard anyone ever describe Cumbria as such…

I went to college in Camulodunum, have many fond memories of the town

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Cumbrian liberation front here.....group captain marra here.....the heavy attack sheep are itching for a little fun....say it again son......say it again !

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Some snakes are really good at maths

They can be great Adders...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adders are not poisonous. They're venomous.

A poisonous animal can only do you harm if you eat it.

As for where they are, I doubt it'll come as much of a surprise to the locals. Sounds about right to me.

When I was a wee nipper, there used to be Adders on land behind my primary school and on hot days they used to bask on the perimiter of the playground. Similar sort of land to where this is being reported - coastline.

We have them all along the Essex coastline Tom

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Adders are not poisonous. They're venomous.

A poisonous animal can only do you harm if you eat it.

"

Don’t bother, Tom knows exactly what he’s posting and what the difference is- he just like to sit under his bridge and giggle at the crazy mayhem he creates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes in the Lakes...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

If you see one in a n@ppy- is it wearing a viper diaper?

And if a pachyderm wears knickers, are they called elepants?

Stay tuned for more great questions that probably don’t need an answer

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ha ha, my dog got bit by an adder on the snout. Face swelled up and he looked like a bulldog for quite awhile, was very funny.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Well it is spring, they kind of always start coming out around this time.

But guess what, I went to the river and there was ducks, fucking ducks my mind was blown.

The mr

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Forget about the adders in Cumbria.

Let's focus on the udders in the Midlands.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Well it is spring, they kind of always start coming out around this time.

But guess what, I went to the river and there was ducks, fucking ducks my mind was blown.

The mr "

Not sure if Tom is a fan of ducks- vicious buggers

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom likes his duck crispy with pancakes

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well it is spring, they kind of always start coming out around this time.

But guess what, I went to the river and there was ducks, fucking ducks my mind was blown.

The mr

Not sure if Tom is a fan of ducks- vicious buggers "

My local girls are lovely.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Authorities in Cumbria, which was once part of Scotland, are warning that poisonous adders are out and about in the Whitehaven area and very close to the Seascale train station."

Snakes on a train.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Two dogs have been attacked by aggressive adder snakes on Benfleet in Essex this week. It's only a matter of time before a dog is killed and possibly even devoured by these serpents..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes on a train….got to be another movie deal in there…

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"It's only a matter of time before a dog is killed and possibly even devoured by these serpents.."

Tom! You’ve gone too far now!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"It's only a matter of time before a dog is killed and possibly even devoured by these serpents..

Tom! You’ve gone too far now! "

Tom means a very small dog like a Yorkshire Terrier

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Two dogs have been attacked by aggressive adder snakes on Benfleet in Essex this week. It's only a matter of time before a dog is killed and possibly even devoured by these serpents.."

Um…. Adders are a natural species to the uk… dogs are not!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Two dogs have been attacked by aggressive adder snakes on Benfleet in Essex this week. It's only a matter of time before a dog is killed and possibly even devoured by these serpents..

Um…. Adders are a natural species to the uk… dogs are not! "

Or a small child Fabio

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Two dogs have been attacked by aggressive adder snakes on Benfleet in Essex this week. It's only a matter of time before a dog is killed and possibly even devoured by these serpents..

Um…. Adders are a natural species to the uk… dogs are not!

Or a small child Fabio"

But you would also know that adder’s rarely bite… they will only do so if provoked, (trodden on, picked up) and the snake actually isn’t classed as being especially dangerous…..

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Snakes in the Lakes..."

Doggers doing water sports

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By *ifeforelivingMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

They're common on the North Yorkshire moors nothing really to worry about unless you've got a heart condition. Their bite is like a really bad bee sting.

Just if you see one don't disturbed them like most animals when they get pissed off they'll strike or a bit like nurses and teachers at the moment

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