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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... 10.45am, local clinic.

I'm off for my Double Breeze Block Bollock Busting op.

Yep, the time has come, I've done all the contributing to the population I'm going to do so I'm off to get the snip.

Siren can't go on the pill as she reacts badly to it and I don't like the idea of her pumping drugs into her body on a daily basis until she turns into a loopyjuice with the menopause when a 1/2 job on my gonads will suffice and it's all sorted.

Wish me luck.

(will I have to change my name to something suitable like SunnyDelight?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1/2 hour **

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Probably unexpected from me....but good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck and speedy recovery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably unexpected from me....but good luck! "

Why? I can argue politics with you even though we're on opposite sides but I'm happy to talk to you on other subjects too. I'm not just a political animal lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck wishy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck and speedy recovery"

Speedy recovery, that's what I'm hoping for. My bro-in-law had it done last year and he said he was in agony but he can be a bit of wind up merchant so I'm note entirely sure if he was yanking my chain or not.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Now I thought the double breeze block bollock busting trick was how they persuaded Camels to take on another day of water.... must have been mis informed. Oh, good luck, hope it doesnt hurt much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your fingers out the way and don't ride your bike home.

Hope you got some nice tighty whiteys too.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Good luck xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep your fingers out the way and don't ride your bike home.

Hope you got some nice tighty whiteys too.

I thought black ones might be the better choice under the circumstances. This will be the first time I've worn kecks for about ten years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apart from my wedding day in 2008.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fingers out the way and don't ride your bike home.

Hope you got some nice tighty whiteys too.

I thought black ones might be the better choice under the circumstances. This will be the first time I've worn kecks for about ten years.

Black ....... good choice .......... won't see the blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck... Just don't take a mirror to your gonards and look @ it after... My brother said it looked evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi , are you having a laser op ? If so itts just a wee burny smell and a couple of days discomfort .

Its the first cum thats weird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world breathes a sigh of relief

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Good luck..... It ain't that bad....speedy recovery wished..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S get Siren to ease you in gently with a bj in a couple of days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let the doc and nurses see your Maggie Thatcher tattoo, they maybe be Trotskyites and use a blunt rusty penknife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the force be with you wishy! Rather you than me ouchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck wishy and speedy recovery mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck Wishy and man up its nothing compared to ........... Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fingers out the way and don't ride your bike home.

Hope you got some nice tighty whiteys too.

I thought black ones might be the better choice under the circumstances. This will be the first time I've worn kecks for about ten years.

No kecks! You wont believe the knacker sack they give you to wear after!

Don't worry, you don't feel a thing while they are doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your fingers out the way and don't ride your bike home.

Hope you got some nice tighty whiteys too.

I thought black ones might be the better choice under the circumstances. This will be the first time I've worn kecks for about ten years.

No kecks! You wont believe the knacker sack they give you to wear after!

Don't worry, you don't feel a thing while they are doing it"

Its the sawing sound and the burning smell that made me feel ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, best thing dave had done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck... It's just a walk in the park,

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Good luck. Hope it doesnt hurt too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad had the snip years ago and the operation was somewhat botched .

His mates called him Tetley !.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck x

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By *reybearMan
over a year ago

medway

Watch out for the smell of burning bacon, and expect to walk funny for a while. The wife was pregnant with twins when I had mine and we both walked out the clinic with an identical waddle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad had the snip years ago and the operation was somewhat botched .

His mates called him Tetley !."

cos he likes teabagging?

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Well, by the time you read this it will be all over bar the resting! And that is what you should do! If you rest, only moving to go to the loo or bed for a couple of days, you will be fine.

I had mine done about 25 years ago and I had no problems at all.. Hope you feeling OK and that you have an easy a ride

as I did.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

aye good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

He should now be officially "done"

Unless hes run away and changed his mind

Rob was in and out so quick that id barely opened my Hello magazine

Hope its all gone well,Robs recovery was quick and relatively painless so I hope yours is the same x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Rob was in and out so quick that id barely opened my Hello magazine

what a selfish bugger he was

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

the right decision..

best wishes for a speedy recovery, do exactly as they say re pain relief and rest and it'll be fine..

having the snip does give us chaps a valid excuse for constantly checking our nads..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck Wishy. No doubt Mrs Wishy will have a nice bag of frozen peas ready for you when you get home...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The world breathes a sigh of relief

Cheeky bugger! At least the three I have will know they're unique. It's a bit like art you know, when there's no possibility of any more being produced those already here have more value.

OP went ok, felt wierd having a couple of guys play with my nuts for 15 minutes but we ended up talking about the dr's boiler that kept tripping, might have got some work out of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi , are you having a laser op ? If so itts just a wee burny smell and a couple of days discomfort .

Its the first cum thats weird lol

What's wierd about it? I've heard from others that it felt wierd too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep your fingers out the way and don't ride your bike home.

Hope you got some nice tighty whiteys too.

I thought black ones might be the better choice under the circumstances. This will be the first time I've worn kecks for about ten years.

No kecks! You wont believe the knacker sack they give you to wear after!

Don't worry, you don't feel a thing while they are doing it"

Knacker sack? What knacker sack? They just put a wad of padding around me nads and pulled me kecks back up. I know what a cow feels like now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi , are you having a laser op ? If so itts just a wee burny smell and a couple of days discomfort .

Its the first cum thats weird lol

What's wierd about it? I've heard from others that it felt wierd too.

is the tearing sensation as the ejaculate rips through scar tissue... really unpleasant mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He should now be officially "done"

Unless hes run away and changed his mind

Rob was in and out so quick that id barely opened my Hello magazine

Hope its all gone well,Robs recovery was quick and relatively painless so I hope yours is the same x"

The doctors walked in the changing room after the OP to see Siren pulling my boots back on. He commented that I had her well trained. I laughed, she glared. Siren has a nasty 'fuck off' stare at times you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi , are you having a laser op ? If so itts just a wee burny smell and a couple of days discomfort .

Its the first cum thats weird lol

What's wierd about it? I've heard from others that it felt wierd too.

is the tearing sensation as the ejaculate rips through scar tissue... really unpleasant mate

I have a high pain tolerance threshold. I shall look forward to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He should now be officially "done"

Unless hes run away and changed his mind

Rob was in and out so quick that id barely opened my Hello magazine

Hope its all gone well,Robs recovery was quick and relatively painless so I hope yours is the same x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the right decision..

best wishes for a speedy recovery, do exactly as they say re pain relief and rest and it'll be fine..

having the snip does give us chaps a valid excuse for constantly checking our nads.."

We need an excuse to do that do we? I never realised, but I do know my mum lied to me. She said if I kept playing with it it would fall off and I'd go blind.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Watch out incase the kids smack you in the gonads today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch out incase the kids smack you in the gonads today

He's been warned already but he's at the right height now that if he runs to me his forehead smacks me straight in the family jewels. The other just pukes everywhere so Siren gets to clean that up for a few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

* sniggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

That's too much info for his little mind to absorb. He just thinks daddy went to hospital, but I know he'll ask questions about it.. until Fireman Sam comes on the TV and then he'll forget all about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

I told my best friend we couldn't jump on my dad's lap because he'd had a vasectomy!!

Hope you're not too sore wishy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

I told my best friend we couldn't jump on my dad's lap because he'd had a vasectomy!!

Hope you're not too sore wishy. "

I feel like a small farmer... I have a couple of acres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

Unless this episode is called... "Fireman Sam and the Dodgy Snip..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

Unless this episode is called... "Fireman Sam and the Dodgy Snip..."

Don't think I've seen that one, but I'll be steering clear of Pugwash for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

Unless this episode is called... "Fireman Sam and the Dodgy Snip..."

Don't think I've seen that one, but I'll be steering clear of Pugwash for a while.

That would be the one where Seaman Staines leaves the series, would it..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

Unless this episode is called... "Fireman Sam and the Dodgy Snip..."

Don't think I've seen that one, but I'll be steering clear of Pugwash for a while.

That would be the one where Seaman Staines leaves the series, would it..?

Ran off hand in hand with Master Bates apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't worry about a headbutt in the nads.... Having your four year old proudly going around telling everyone 'Dads got a wodden willy now!' is far worse.... believe me......

Unless this episode is called... "Fireman Sam and the Dodgy Snip..."

Don't think I've seen that one, but I'll be steering clear of Pugwash for a while.

That would be the one where Seaman Staines leaves the series, would it..?

Ran off hand in hand with Master Bates apparently."

Boom! Boom!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I thought they made up another bank holiday

Good luck with the thumbs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I hope it is all feeling ok. Well done. Now you can look at women again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm happy to report that I got to sleep eventually at 4am and woke up at 8am with a real corker of a hardon! One of the best I've had in ages. Only problem was, when I touched it my nuts went up and fuck me that hurt!

This is how my nuts feel today, like they've gone ten round with Mike Tyson and are wearing shades during the post-match inter_iew:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a pic of them and put it up mate..... dare ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless ya mate well that has well and truly put me off anyone going near my bits with a knife lol glad your ok though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bless ya mate well that has well and truly put me off anyone going near my bits with a knife lol glad your ok though

Achully, I used think they sliced ya sack open to get to ya nads but they don't. It's a tiny incision and then they drag all the tubing through it work on it, cut out 1cm of tubing, burn the end to cauterise them and then shove it all back in. Didn't even have any stitches on my scrotum. The injection to numb it all up was more uncomfortable than anything else (bit like when you go to the dentist)

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I'm happy to report that I got to sleep eventually at 4am and woke up at 8am with a real corker of a hardon! One of the best I've had in ages. Only problem was, when I touched it my nuts went up and fuck me that hurt!

This is how my nuts feel today, like they've gone ten round with Mike Tyson and are wearing shades during the post-match inter_iew:

Get some arnica tablets they'll help with the bruising

Hope your back to your self soon xxx

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, and I hope the walking like John Wayne days are minimal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck, and I hope the walking like John Wayne days are minimal.

Very apt description pearl. Keep looking round for my horse lol

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