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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Dinosaur.

It’s tail is toooooo long.

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields


"Dinosaur.

It’s tail is toooooo long."

Shhh that's what my gf says to me regularly in the dark room

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

That's not my pussy it's tail is too hard.

Mrs

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

That’s not my g-string.

It’s gusset is too fragrant.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

That's not my bra.

It would never manage to contain these bouncing bazongas.

Did I do it right, OP?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not my penis its way too short

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"That's not my bra.

It would never manage to contain these bouncing bazongas.

Did I do it right, OP?

Mrs TMN x"

Perfectly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That's not my belly, the skin is toooooooooo saggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not my cock

Way to limp

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That's not my bush

It's far too tidy

B

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

.name. Uhuh.

That's not my name. Uhuh.

That's not my name. Uhuh

That's

Not

My

Name.

G

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

That's not my unicorn. Her horn isn't vibrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not my tiger, it’s stripes aren’t stripy enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats not my orgasm

It didnt last long enough

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

That’s not my thong.

Look me bollock is hanging out the side.

The mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That’s not my tiger, it’s stripes aren’t stripy enough "

It's me. I'm stripier than a tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s not my tiger, it’s stripes aren’t stripy enough

It's me. I'm stripier than a tiger "

Bet I’m stripier than you stripe wars!

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

That’s not my dog… ouch!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That’s not my tiger, it’s stripes aren’t stripy enough

It's me. I'm stripier than a tiger

Bet I’m stripier than you stripe wars!"

You really DON'T want a belly pic from me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That's not my pineapple, it's not upside-down enough.

J

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

That’s not my credit card, its balance is toooo low.

The pain is real…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

That's not my dildo.

Honest...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

That's not my body stocking.

Either...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

That's not my neighbour's husband.

Hiding in the cupboard...

Ohhhh bugger! Alright, it is!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That's not my rabbit!

It's ears are too wobbly

B

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That's not my unicorn, its mane is too fluffy.

My great grandchildren have these books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not my wife, her vulva looks like a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not my cracker…the cheese has slipped off

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

It's not my bum it's way too firm

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

That's not my TV, it's not in my bedroom.

J

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

That’s not my preference.

It’s too definite.

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Lion its tail is too fluffy

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