FabSwingers.com forum: What are you looking for

By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

is a question I get asked quite frequently on here, but what are you really looking for?

Funny answers more than welcome.

Have a lovely day all.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm on the hunt for the best baked Victoria sponge served by a beautiful topless woman, I'm yet to find it but I'll keep hoping.

Mrs

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Hothusbands to borrow for debauchery, returning them for reclaim sex with their wives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My belt!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

My wallet its full to bursting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer to life, the universe and everything

Failing that someone who can make me laugh and finds me to be good company

(Not asking much

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By *ashOfAmarettoMan
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, your profile picture is something like what/who I'm looking for...

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm looking for something which needs finding.

I'll let you know what that is when I find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new job, working for just over minimum wage sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegging.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"My belt!

Sorry

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Always find it funny when asked this as I don't know how much more specific I can be on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the minute….. my running daps as I’m heading up Leeds after work

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

I'll let you know when i find her x

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

A bit of sun, I'm outside for most of the day today

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

More than a one off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always find it funny when asked this as I don't know how much more specific I can be on my profile

That is quite specific to be fair - love a bit of Disney me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really just like browsing and using these forums, not really into casual long term goal is to find a partner to share rest of life with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing I lost.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Winning numbers to tonight's Euromillions.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Always find it funny when asked this as I don't know how much more specific I can be on my profile

Just read yours, love it.

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Gen meetings with gen people. Sick of talking and the pic lookers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My belt!

Sorry

I should have guessed it would be you who took it Cede!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to meet now but no one ever offers... sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still haven't found what I'm looking for...

(Or did I on Saturday?)

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"The thing I lost."
Always in the place you look most but never see becasue you look to hard.

I need to go outside more often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing I lost. Always in the place you look most but never see becasue you look to hard.

I need to go outside more often."

It's definitely not in my fridge.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"The thing I lost. Always in the place you look most but never see becasue you look to hard.

I need to go outside more often.

It's definitely not in my fridge."
Do you like cheesecake, my name isn't Pete either.

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

The end of the cling film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on the hunt for the best baked Victoria sponge served by a beautiful topless woman, I'm yet to find it but I'll keep hoping.

Mrs "

*Off to cook a Victoria sponge*

*F YOU NEED TO TAKE A HALF DAY WE'RE OFF TO LEEDS*

Hopefully she heard that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today. The will to live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be at work!

And if anyone has a spare mouth a BJ wouldn't go a miss

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Happiness.

Contentment.

Peace.

A totty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to clean windows for me...and peel spuds!please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never know how to answer that question.

Mostly I'm just wasting time on the forums and don't actively seek out anyone or anything in particular.

Sometimes I'm very lucky and find someone who seems to be looking for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good quality swings lol am at the right place I was told its fab!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

World peace just like all the beauty pageant contestants want

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By *ycom72Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Something different

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Today. The will to live. "

Hope you're ok.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

On a chicken hunt, huntin’ for a chicken

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nosey

My sanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking to get my dick wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a chicken hunt, huntin’ for a chicken"

Cluck

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"My belt!

Sorry

I should have guessed it would be you who took it Cede!!

Just keeping it safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tarantula , are you coming to help me find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently I’m hunting for the fucks in expected to give. I’m sure I left them somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently I’m hunting for the fucks in expected to give. I’m sure I left them somewhere

I've got a spare fuck for you, which I'll share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abit of everything. Is this too much to ask for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideas for a nice day out in the south west. Feel free the DM suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently I’m hunting for the fucks in expected to give. I’m sure I left them somewhere

I've got a spare fuck for you, which I'll share "

aren’t you a generous soul haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently I’m hunting for the fucks in expected to give. I’m sure I left them somewhere

I've got a spare fuck for you, which I'll share

aren’t you a generous soul haha "

Its only to get to see your ankles

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Both after a fruit cake like our gran used to make the shop ones are rubbish ! and of course a slim pert breasted Bi female who could make it ??

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By *exyBums22Couple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"The answer to life, the universe and everything

Failing that someone who can make me laugh and finds me to be good company

(Not asking much

That would be 42

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm on the hunt for the best baked Victoria sponge served by a beautiful topless woman, I'm yet to find it but I'll keep hoping.

Mrs

*Off to cook a Victoria sponge*

*F YOU NEED TO TAKE A HALF DAY WE'RE OFF TO LEEDS*

Hopefully she heard that

I'm hoping she did, eagerly awaiting Victoria sponge and boobs!!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord Lucan and his favourite horse Shergar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is a question I get asked quite frequently on here, but what are you really looking for?

Funny answers more than welcome.

Have a lovely day all.

I'm looking for a region called "Jeopardy" because the news said last night " there's a thousand jobs in Jeopardy, and I'm looking for one!"... lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lord Lucan and his favourite horse Shergar "

Both in my basement shush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly my keys.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Wage rise, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42"

Cocks in a night, 42% wage increase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice lady with big tits and an available hole

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I want to find true love and live in a magical garden in the clouds forever.

The End

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

The seggs thing that people talk of

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"A nice lady with big tits and an available hole

My aunt had a tracheostomy I’ll ask her if you’d like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice lady with big tits and an available hole

My aunt had a tracheostomy I’ll ask her if you’d like "

Easy access. I like it

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"A nice lady with big tits and an available hole

My aunt had a tracheostomy I’ll ask her if you’d like

Easy access. I like it

Whole different meaning to deep throating

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"On a chicken hunt, huntin’ for a chicken

Cluck "

Stop scratching around clucking and get the drinks in!

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By *_hot_hornyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

A hot, hung, versatile bi guy who's local and available at weekends...

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The answer to how they get the Figs into the Fig rolls OP

That and what a Tracker mortgage is,,

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"The answer to how they get the Figs into the Fig rolls OP

That and what a Tracker mortgage is,, "

I can answer the first part, in Tunisia where the figs grow, they feed the camels a diet of figs and bottles of cola, when it passes through the beast it's collected into a container and syringed into the shell or the roll if you wish, it's packaged up and shipped throughout the world.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Exit I know it's here somewhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27.... apparently its the answer I'm looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fwb

To sit on my face

How hard can be ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Cocks in a night, 42% wage increase

Life, the Universe and Everything

C’mon

42 is the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"42

Cocks in a night, 42% wage increase

Life, the Universe and Everything

C’mon

42 is the answer"

I found that earlier but left it there as I was looking for my running trainers

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