FabSwingers.com forum: wants to make love to all you sexy females.

By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

xoxoxox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"xoxoxox

You round them up, piss them off and then its free for me to walk in and do the deed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with that lol

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

i know deep down there all fingering over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know deep down there all fingering over me

Nah I'm fingering myself over my meet on Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know deep down there all fingering over me

Sponge fingers, cadburys fingers or those ladys fingers they use in trifles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a nice thought, but not sure on ya chances ,especially as there's only 4 posts on this thread lol

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"i know deep down there all fingering over me

Nah I'm fingering myself over my meet on Wednesday. "
you been to tescos?? that horse meat is bad for u lolz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know deep down there all fingering over me

Nah I'm fingering myself over my meet on Wednesday. "

Priceless!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i know deep down there all fingering over me

Nah I'm fingering myself over my meet on Wednesday.

Priceless!!!

Not with the price of my hotel room... but you snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a nice thought, but not sure on ya chances ,especially as there's only 4 posts on this thread lol "

And most of them males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank feck im not sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worte this a few months ago for another forum post, but you know what Sir Johnny, it makes me think of you, so take it away.....

"To the tune of Right Said Fred's 'Im too Sexy' - :-

I'm too sexy for my meet, too sexy for my meet

All you ladies want to meet me

I'm too sexy for my profile, too sexy for my profile

So sexy its blank,

And I'm too sexy for my Lynx Can, too sexy for my Lynx Can

So why don't you have a wank to my cam?

And I'm too sexy for your gangbang

Too sexy for your gangbang

No way I'm coming second

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the forums

Yeah on the forums on the forums yeah

I do my little turn on the forums

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car

I wont travel *that* far

And I dont need to have a chat

Too sexy for a chat, what do you think about that?

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the forums

Yeah on the forums on the forums yeah

I shake my little tushy on the forums

I'm too sexy for your pussy, too sexy for your pussy

Yes Im Pushy, but you know you like that!

You're too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

You'll be honoured to have me

And I'm too sexy for this thread!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Too sexy song! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them? Have you seen the shit some women keep up there? Your cock will fall off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"xoxoxox

Ambition and having goals are good things, good luck to you fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"xoxoxox

All of them, kin hell your braver than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought you av sex on here but make love to yr partner

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

i like to mix it up abit

give them summing they aint had to often lol.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"i like to mix it up abit

give them summing they aint had to often lol."

Hi Johnny I would like to be your internet friend.

I am also about mixing this shit up and giving the bishes somat they haven't had often. What sort of things do you give them?

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

something that no other man can on here

alot of loving loool.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"something that no other man can on here

alot of loving loool."

go get em Jonny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"something that no other man can on here

alot of loving loool.

go get em Jonny

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

lol all in the same day

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"something that no other man can on here

alot of loving loool."

I respect that friend (I hope I can call you that now) no other man can do that.

When you say a lot of loving, how many are we talking about? More than three?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I don't do making love. Yawn fest. X

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

as many as i can get my grubby hands on

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

& corse u are all my freinds

even the haters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is actually close to genius. One in the eye for all the po-faced tw*ts on here.

Shoot for the moon and you may reach the stars.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Great idea...nice try I should say

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"This is actually close to genius. "

with you there, good on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So u been to the smoocher school of charm then lol good luck in ur quest but sorry between me and you the ladies on here are a bit clued up and can see throu ur charms but don't tell em I told u so

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Johnny try and avoid Myfanwy from Pontypridd, or at least tie a plank to your arse

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"Johnny try and avoid Myfanwy from Pontypridd, or at least tie a plank to your arse

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myfanwy a boi or girl? girls get access to all areas. there so lucky haha.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Johnny try and avoid Myfanwy from Pontypridd, or at least tie a plank to your arse

myfanwy a boi or girl? girls get access to all areas. there so lucky haha."

If it is a boy he's the only gay in the village with that name.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"& corse u are all my freinds

even the haters

Haters gonna hate bro!

(I hope I can call you bro)

One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"& corse u are all my freinds

even the haters

Haters gonna hate bro!

(I hope I can call you bro)

One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?"

Ooooo!!! Funky's bum

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"& corse u are all my freinds

even the haters

Haters gonna hate bro!

(I hope I can call you bro)

One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?

Ooooo!!! Funky's bum

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"& corse u are all my freinds

even the haters

Haters gonna hate bro!

(I hope I can call you bro)

One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?"

Arse!! That's brightened up my sad morning x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"& corse u are all my freinds

even the haters

Haters gonna hate bro!

(I hope I can call you bro)

One more favour bro. Is it possible for me to live my life vicariously through you please?

Ooooo!!! Funky's bum

Funky's bum says hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Johnny, did this forum title perhaps sound a bit more Barry White in your head, when it's turned out a bit more like Barry Island?

Full of promise of a good time but ultimately disappointing and full of wierdos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this guy is king troll

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"this guy is king troll"
im not a troll im a super cool dwarf

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