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" .•°°"• Is it time for NakedTwister™, Püddlës? Good evening PrinçessPüddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! | |||
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"Good evening all "• Good evening and Welcøme LisaB45 — You are tonight's ²nd poster! | |||
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J"° Alas, no, but you're both always first in my pumping . Good evening Julie&Beef — You are tonight's ³ rd poster!
Thank you for helping out on Tuesday! | |||
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"Evening Nero I hope your well "• Dear Fôxy-Rêd, it's lovely to have your back after your long break! Are you well? | |||
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"Good evening Nerø. Xx" • Evening felicitations, to the finest canvas in the Nocturnal Gallery, oxondÅvina! | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here" • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. | |||
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Dear Fôxy-Rêd, it's lovely to have your back after your long break! Are you well?"Yes I'm very well thank you | |||
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Thank you for helping out on Tuesday!"Always a pleasure
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"Good evening Nerø. Xx • Evening felicitations, to the finest canvas in the Nocturnal Gallery, oxondÅvina! "Ohhh thank you. I guess I AM an oil painting.  | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all others from Yorkshire world. I hope everyone is well and looking forward to the Bank Holiday weekend." • Leedsfitguy — it's always an honour to receive your presence amongst the hallowed Nocturnal walls. Send our best wishes to the shire of York!  | |||
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Yes I'm very well thank you"• I'm happy to hear that! | |||
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Always a pleasure
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"Evening dipper "• Bøø, if you're hankering for some erotic dipping then I shall see you on the 19th!  | |||
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"Good evening Nerø. Xx • Evening felicitations, to the finest canvas in the Nocturnal Gallery, oxondÅvina!
Ohhh thank you. I guess I AM an oil painting. "• A masterpiece! (Or a mistress piece ) | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"?" • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all others from Yorkshire world. I hope everyone is well and looking forward to the Bank Holiday weekend. • Leedsfitguy — it's always an honour to receive your presence amongst the hallowed Nocturnal walls. Send our best wishes to the shire of York! "Lovely to be among such esteemed company. This shire's for hire. Even if we're just dancin in the dark.. | |||
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"Evening all - hope all is well with all x " • Good evening Cornish1982! Welcome to the snúg bàr. I shall interpret the 1982 reference in your name as the year of your manufacture and not the 1,981 prototypes before you! | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. "with my pumped up kicks | |||
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I'll bring you a stool Nero "• Excellent. You're still getting ravished. | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all others from Yorkshire world. I hope everyone is well and looking forward to the Bank Holiday weekend. • Leedsfitguy — it's always an honour to receive your presence amongst the hallowed Nocturnal walls. Send our best wishes to the shire of York!
Lovely to be among such esteemed company.
This shire's for hire. Even if we're just dancin in the dark.."• One day we shall host from the Shire! Gather all ye good folk! | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and everyone on the nocturnal thread... "• Gøød evening Brôther Åsh † I hope you're well, fine and dandy this evening! | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. with my pumped up kicks"• Foster the People! | |||
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Similar but different.
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I hope you're well, fine and dandy this evening! "I'm well...I didn't win my table tennis match tonight but I still enjoyed it... | |||
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"Evening all - hope all is well with all x • Good evening Cornish1982! Welcome to the snúg bàr. I shall interpret the 1982 reference in your name as the year of your manufacture and not the 1,981 prototypes before you!" Very wise you are My folks loved each other but not that much that I am aware of  | |||
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I'm well...I didn't win my table tennis match tonight but I still enjoyed it... "• Hopefully next week there will be a trophy for you. | |||
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"Evening all - hope all is well with all x • Good evening Cornish1982! Welcome to the snúg bàr. I shall interpret the 1982 reference in your name as the year of your manufacture and not the 1,981 prototypes before you! Very wise you are My folks loved each other but not that much that I am aware of "• They were busy. | |||
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Yes please, ¹ bite, maybe ³."Well one would look lonely don't you think | |||
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" Lovely to be among such esteemed company. This shire's for hire. Even if we're just dancin in the dark.. • One day we shall host from the Shire! Gather all ye good folk!" It would be a consolation for not hosting the Eurovision contest...we look to boom bang a bang bang up here... | |||
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Foster the People! "https://youtu.be/YbKRwqmEY8Q "shower the people" choir choir choir cover James Taylor | |||
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" Lovely to be among such esteemed company. This shire's for hire. Even if we're just dancin in the dark.. • One day we shall host from the Shire! Gather all ye good folk! It would be a consolation for not hosting the Eurovision contest...we look to boom bang a bang bang up here..." • It's 1Ø points for him... ^  | |||
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"Good evening OP, and everyone "• Ms. BellaØcean! How are you this evening? This is indeed a rarity. Shouldn't you be busy with your Steradent™ at this late hour? | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. with my pumped up kicks
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Foster the People! https://youtu.be/YbKRwqmEY8Q "shower the people" choir choir choir cover James Taylor "• I shall let Julie listen to that and then rendition it for me during pillow talk.  | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. with my pumped up kicks
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I shall let Julie listen to that and then rendition it for me during pillow talk. "I'm going to say about two hundred people make up this choir, somewhere in Canada, and they are marvelous | |||
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Even a bite needs companionship! "I don't like anyone or thing feeling left out | |||
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"Good evening OP, and everyone "Good Evening to your good self too x | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. with my pumped up kicks
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I shall let Julie listen to that and then rendition it for me during pillow talk. I'm going to say about two hundred people make up this choir, somewhere in Canada, and they are marvelous "• That's more people than Funkadelic and Public Enemy put together! | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. with my pumped up kicks
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Foster the People! https://youtu.be/YbKRwqmEY8Q "shower the people" choir choir choir cover James Taylor
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I shall let Julie listen to that and then rendition it for me during pillow talk. "I have done enough singing this week. I might hum it or play it on a kazoo. J | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. with my pumped up kicks
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Foster the People! https://youtu.be/YbKRwqmEY8Q "shower the people" choir choir choir cover James Taylor
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That's more people than Funkadelic and Public Enemy put together!"well, if one were playing "Nero's Spotify surprise" that would be my choice | |||
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. with my pumped up kicks
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Foster the People! https://youtu.be/YbKRwqmEY8Q "shower the people" choir choir choir cover James Taylor
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I shall let Julie listen to that and then rendition it for me during pillow talk.
I have done enough singing this week. I might hum it or play it on a kazoo.
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"Howdy y'all, thought about rocking the casbah, but think I'll just sit here • What a thrill, it's willbillkid! Good evening, gentle Man. so can I sign off with b.b.king "the thrill is gone"? • BB King or a BB Gun, it's entirely up to you. with my pumped up kicks
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Foster the People! https://youtu.be/YbKRwqmEY8Q "shower the people" choir choir choir cover James Taylor
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That's more people than Funkadelic and Public Enemy put together! well, if one were playing "Nero's Spotify surprise" that would be my choice"• Hint taken! | |||
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"Hello... " • ·—_urve_your_enthusiasm·— welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship! Your new picture is proving to be most popular. And deservingly so!  | |||
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"I shall stop by, good evening! "• Is this a fleeting-greeting, Dee? I love it when you strip by. | |||
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Ms. BellaØcean! How are you this evening? This is indeed a rarity. Shouldn't you be busy with your Steradent™ at this late hour? "Already taken care of my dear. I'm just settling down with my hair net on and my electric blanket | |||
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"Since 2011 "choir choir choir" have turned the audience into the choir ,like a flash mob kinda, even rik astley showed up to sing lead" They do harmonies too well for it to be quite as spontaneous as their videos suggest. I do like them though. J | |||
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"Good evening everyone
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"Good evening OP, and everyone
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Already taken care of my dear. I'm just settling down with my hair net on and my electric blanket "• You're doing just fine for an octogenarian. Don't forget to take out an over-80s plan with Cornhill Insurance. You get a free Parker™ pen with every quote. | |||
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"Since 2011 "choir choir choir" have turned the audience into the choir ,like a flash mob kinda, even rik astley showed up to sing lead They do harmonies too well for it to be quite as spontaneous as their videos suggest. I do like them though. J" I'm sure there's a core group that practice, | |||
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"Good evening everyone
Em x"° Seducing_Em, your name is clearly not a misnomer and so very apt. Thank you for taking flight from across the Emerald Isle and joining us in the Nøcturnal. I have a leather banquette for you and a glass of Sauternes.  | |||
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"I've just got out of my bath of goats milk and KitKats Can I clarify if you were eating the KitKats or if they were in the water "They were in the milk. It's something the OP taught me. He prefers smothering himself in tarts, but that breaks me out | |||
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"Since 2011 "choir choir choir" have turned the audience into the choir ,like a flash mob kinda, even rik astley showed up to sing lead" • Can someone please translate this Americano-Lingo?  | |||
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My middle names are "anyone" and "thing". "You dear Nero would never be left out by anyone - no one puts Nero in the corner | |||
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"There are lots of my fave fabbers on this thread! I don't want to leave anyone out so I'm just gonna
J"I think a reciprocal is in order for you from all of us. Love a good hug! | |||
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"Since 2011 "choir choir choir" have turned the audience into the choir ,like a flash mob kinda, even rik astley showed up to sing lead They do harmonies too well for it to be quite as spontaneous as their videos suggest. I do like them though. J I'm sure there's a core group that practice, " They must do. I've sung in choirs and even after several years I find anything but the most intuitive harmony difficult. And I sing tenor, so it's all harmonies. J | |||
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"Hello... • ·—_urve_your_enthusiasm·— welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship! Your new picture is proving to be most popular. And deservingly so! "Thank you | |||
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"There are lots of my fave fabbers on this thread! I don't want to leave anyone out so I'm just gonna
J"• You're the best thing that's happened to the Nocturnal. Well, the ²nd best thing; the installation of the new Orrery was the ¹st. | |||
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"I've just got out of my bath of goats milk and KitKats Can I clarify if you were eating the KitKats or if they were in the water
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My middle names are "anyone" and "thing".
You dear Nero would never be left out by anyone - no one puts Nero in the corner "I'm here for you guys doing the lift! J | |||
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"I've just got out of my bath of goats milk and KitKats Can I clarify if you were eating the KitKats or if they were in the water
They were in the milk. It's something the OP taught me.
He prefers smothering himself in tarts, but that breaks me out
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"Since 2011 "choir choir choir" have turned the audience into the choir ,like a flash mob kinda, even rik astley showed up to sing lead They do harmonies too well for it to be quite as spontaneous as their videos suggest. I do like them though. J I'm sure there's a core group that practice, They must do. I've sung in choirs and even after several years I find anything but the most intuitive harmony difficult. And I sing tenor, so it's all harmonies. J" https://youtu.be/cKg1_fKO1sY this is Bowie's space oddity | |||
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I don't like anyone or thing feeling left out
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My middle names are "anyone" and "thing".
You dear Nero would never be left out by anyone - no one puts Nero in the corner
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They were in the milk. It's something the OP taught me.
He prefers smothering himself in tarts, but that breaks me out
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He prefers smothering himself in tarts, but that breaks me out
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Seducing_Em, your name is clearly not a misnomer and so very apt. Thank you for taking flight from across the Emerald Isle and joining us in the Nøcturnal. I have a leather banquette for you and a glass of Sauternes."With an offer like that so eloquently put ,how could a lady say no | |||
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I don't like anyone or thing feeling left out
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My middle names are "anyone" and "thing".
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I don't like anyone or thing feeling left out
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My middle names are "anyone" and "thing".
You dear Nero would never be left out by anyone - no one puts Nero in the corner
I'm here for you guys doing the lift!
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They were in the milk. It's something the OP taught me.
He prefers smothering himself in tarts, but that breaks me out
Intriguing - I'm assuming we're meaning tarts as in the pastry? Thought I had a chance for a minute
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"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round. London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls! Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™- Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond... Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity. Don't be shy — come and say Hi.
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He prefers smothering himself in tarts, but that breaks me out
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They're a great big choir who are really good at youtube videos. Because they have a big following, famous singers will use that popularity to boost their own.
J now your going to spoil it for me "Sorry Bill they have a real talent for that they do! They record lots of my favourite songs and I would love to have a go at singing with them. | |||
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Want a bite?
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Yes please, ¹ bite, maybe ³.
Well one would look lonely don't you think
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Even a bite needs companionship!
I don't like anyone or thing feeling left out
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My middle names are "anyone" and "thing".
You dear Nero would never be left out by anyone - no one puts Nero in the corner
I'm here for you guys doing the lift!
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I don't have Partick Swayze's hips unfortunately "• May we gyrate together...at the hips? | |||
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They were in the milk. It's something the OP taught me.
He prefers smothering himself in tarts, but that breaks me out
This brings to mind Bob Mortimer, Chris Rea and an egg in the bath
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They're a great big choir who are really good at youtube videos. Because they have a big following, famous singers will use that popularity to boost their own.
J now your going to spoil it for me
Sorry Bill they have a real talent for that they do! They record lots of my favourite songs and I would love to have a go at singing with them. ""sniff" "sigh" I just wanted to think that people would come together for fun instead of the mighty dollar and yes it would be fun to sing with them | |||
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He prefers smothering himself in tarts, but that breaks me out
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I wanted to address you as the Nocturnal Queen of Tårts but then I remembered your anti-imperialistic tendencies.
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Today we mainly did work stuff and booked a half term trip for the three of us. Really looking forward to it!"• Poor Mr. KC and his sack. It's often and repeatedly hit these days. Give the poor fellow a night off, KC². Where are you off to? | |||
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Want a bite?
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Yes please, ¹ bite, maybe ³.
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I don't like anyone or thing feeling left out
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My middle names are "anyone" and "thing".
You dear Nero would never be left out by anyone - no one puts Nero in the corner
I'm here for you guys doing the lift!
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I don't have Partick Swayze's hips unfortunately
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Just a quickie here to say hi. We're up early in the morning so should probably hit the sack soon
Today we mainly did work stuff and booked a half term trip for the three of us. Really looking forward to it!
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Poor Mr. KC and his sack. It's often and repeatedly hit these days. Give the poor fellow a night off, KC².
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Go go gadget buzz!
I am good in that department lol I have a new phone. Its enormous! and I've got to learn qwerty keypad which my fingers and thumb were not made for "You'll get use to it in no time | |||
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Go go gadget buzz!
I am good in that department lol I have a new phone. Its enormous! and I've got to learn qwerty keypad which my fingers and thumb were not made for "• She's got a new flagship Åpple iPhone 15, limited edition. | |||
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Oh, tell us more. You are amongst friends, deviants and sorcerers."That’s an opportunity for a totally different thread, Nero | |||
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Today we mainly did work stuff and booked a half term trip for the three of us. Really looking forward to it!
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Poor Mr. KC and his sack. It's often and repeatedly hit these days. Give the poor fellow a night off, KC².
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Go go gadget buzz!
I am good in that department lol I have a new phone. Its enormous! and I've got to learn qwerty keypad which my fingers and thumb were not made for
You'll get use to it in no time "It's twice the size it's like my old phone is the bub and this is its mumma lol | |||
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Poor Mr. KC and his sack. It's often and repeatedly hit these days. Give the poor fellow a night off, KC².
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Go go gadget buzz!
I am good in that department lol I have a new phone. Its enormous! and I've got to learn qwerty keypad which my fingers and thumb were not made for
You'll get use to it in no time
It's twice the size it's like my old phone is the bub and this is its mumma lol
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With an offer like that so eloquently put, how could a lady say no
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"Good evening, dear owls
Just a quickie here to say hi. We're up early in the morning so should probably hit the sack soon
Today we mainly did work stuff and booked a half term trip for the three of us. Really looking forward to it!
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Poor Mr. KC and his sack. It's often and repeatedly hit these days. Give the poor fellow a night off, KC².
Where are you off to?
Nederlands
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Is that via SleazyJet or Cryin'Air? Or perhaps Britshit Airways?
Or KLM - Kinky Likes Men "• I once met on Fab an air stewardess from Helsinki. I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair!! | |||
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