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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey" Wolf whistle, say 'phwoar!!!' when they walk past, drop a 50p at their feet and say "ooh I think you dropped something love" so they bend down and you can get a better look at their arse and then when they pick it up tell them they can use it to phone their mum to say they're not coming home tonight. 
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey Wolf whistle, say 'phwoar!!!' when they walk past, drop a 50p at their feet and say "ooh I think you dropped something love" so they bend down and you can get a better look at their arse and then when they pick it up tell them they can use it to phone their mum to say they're not coming home tonight.
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"‘Oi Oi Luv; you want a piece of this prime steak?’ (Uttered in a coarse manner whilst lewdly gripping ones groin region)" Swoooooon  | |||
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"Message once saying something slightly funny. Tell me I'm pretty occasionally. Yes lying is acceptable in these circumstances. Take days/weeks to reply to any message I send. This could just be me though. " You used to hate being complimented...I heard? | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder?" Yeah you're not...most women, remember?  | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? Yeah you're not...most women, remember? "I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though "That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers. | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers."Not all women want flowers, some just want cock slapped in their cheeks, try that for a power move, please let me know if it works | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers.
Not all women want flowers, some just want cock slapped in their cheeks, try that for a power move, please let me know if it works "Which cheeks now? | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers."I mean, if there's a compliment I like more than being told I'm pretty when my eyes are full of tears and my hair is balled up in their fist I haven't found it yet. Skip the flowers though. | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers.
I mean, if there's a compliment I like more than being told I'm pretty when my eyes are full of tears and my hair is balled up in their fist I haven't found it yet.
Skip the flowers though."Do you like throat fucking? I hadn't noticed ... | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers.
I mean, if there's a compliment I like more than being told I'm pretty when my eyes are full of tears and my hair is balled up in their fist I haven't found it yet.
Skip the flowers though.
Do you like throat fucking? I hadn't noticed ..."Darling, discretion is a thing. What sort of lady would answer that question in public? | |||
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"Hey u DTF HmU" FAF FR. | |||
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"Hmm. Flirts that have worked on me recently. How about I come over and use your throat like my favourite wank sock? What's your dad's number? I need to call and thank him for the damaged goods. Look at you. Casually breathing oxygen like it's more important than dick. Do you need a reminder? Yeah you're not...most women, remember?
I'm pretty sure that no woman is most women though
That's a common myth. All women like to be told they are pretty and bought flowers.
I mean, if there's a compliment I like more than being told I'm pretty when my eyes are full of tears and my hair is balled up in their fist I haven't found it yet.
Skip the flowers though.
Do you like throat fucking? I hadn't noticed ...
Darling, discretion is a thing. What sort of lady would answer that question in public?"I dunno I'm new here I don't know what the politics are. | |||
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"Hey u DTF HmU FAF FR. "FR? That’s a new one? Will my knickers fall off if I find out what it is? | |||
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"Hey u DTF HmU FAF FR.
FR? That’s a new one? Will my knickers fall off if I find out what it is? "For real. Oh shit the floodgates have opened! | |||
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey" Ahh.... the days of youth when flirting was a pack of 5 p love hearts.  | |||
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"**swoons**" Me too. Can we swoon on each other? Or is my damn penis gonna get in the way?! | |||
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey Ahh.... the days of youth when flirting was a pack of 5 p love hearts. "They were 5p?! | |||
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"**swoons** Me too. Can we swoon on each other? Or is my damn penis gonna get in the way?!" You could tuck and strap it so it doesn’t get in the way. | |||
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"**swoons** Me too. Can we swoon on each other? Or is my damn penis gonna get in the way?!" How would it get in the way?  | |||
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey" The obvious answer is to smack our arses and ask us if we fancy a fuck....
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"Give your tips! I mean I'm the master of this so feel free to ask I have dos and don'ts. But this is to help people out cause I'm a community like guy! #notbrucey The obvious answer is to smack our arses and ask us if we fancy a fuck....
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