FabSwingers.com forum: Film Endings Reworked

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks; You know how sometimes your sitting and enjoying a film….but the ending then leaves you either somewhat cold, unfulfilled and/or generally rather pissed off?

Well good news! - Now’s your chance to put things right.

Yes indeedy; simply list your offending film and give a brief description of how YOU would have ended it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Clang!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

* Spoiler alert for The Mist and Shawshank Redemption.

A lot of American films pander to their US audiences need for happy endings. Frank Darabont originally wanted the ending of The Shawshank Redemption to finish when Red is on the train, not when he’s walking down the beach. He never wanted a full resolution but just a hopeful one for Red.

So when he did The Mist, with full creative control, he gave us one hell of a great ending. The studio wanted a less depressing ending but Darabont went against their demands and in my opinion made a decent B Movie into a really devastating but great B Movie.

So I’d have killed Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman at the end. Richard Gere as the killer seen walking away picking up another call girl.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Lord of the Rings.

The Hobbits arrive at the Council of Elrond.

They sit around the circle with the Men, the Elves and the Dwarfs to discuss how they will deliver the Ring across hostile country, through Mordor, which they concede will take many months by boat and on foot.

After due deliberation Gandalf says “let’s summon the Eagles to carry the Ring Bearer to Mount Doom, where he can drop it into the mouth of the volcano”.

So they do.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Titanic: The captain suddenly experiences a Final Destination like vision of imminent doom and subsequently steers the vessel safely around the iceberg and everyone lives happily ever after.

Well…except for Leonardo De Caprio’s chatacter….who is abducted by hostile aliens at the end

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Butch Cassidy and The Sun Dance Kid: Things are looking mightily grim for our titular protagonists at the end of the film, as they are faced with the might of what seems to be the entire Bolivian army.

….but then big Arnie shows up to level the playing field…

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

On terminator 2 he decides not to melt himself in the steel and instead gets fixed and exists forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleepless in Seattle. She throws him off empire state bridge, then turns to the kid and says I'm your mummy now. Walks of to the lift holding his hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marley lives and the humans die instead

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. I loved that whole film but the ending didn't quite work. I'm going to scrap the road trip bit at the end and finish it a few minutes earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty Woman.

She set up as a Madam. Bye, Edward, ya wuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleepless in Seattle. She throws him off empire state bridge, then turns to the kid and says I'm your mummy now. Walks of to the lift holding his hand."

Bridge?? Wft.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Gran Torino: Clint confronts the gang of scumbags at the end but just as he is about to pull out the cigarette lighter and make the ultimate sacrifice, he suddenly remembers that he is in fact Inspector Harry Callahan and that his memories were being chemically suppressed by the corrupt city Mayor was also in the CIA and a likely Democrat.

Clint subsequently pulls out his trusty 44. Magnum and really goes to town on the mutherfuckers

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

ET: In a more mechanically realistic turn of events at the end, that tin pot looking alien ship malfunctions and fails to take off, leaving all the extra terrestrials aboard stranded on earth with out lovable titular hero.

….Unfortunately, they are promptly seized by the US Military who take them to Area 51 and subject them all to cruel experimentation and autopsies

Fear not though, ET himself, seeing this highly inhospitable treatment subsequently drops his nice guy persona and picking up an assault rifle and some grenades, goes full on Rambo mode on everyone.

The End

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Inception: In a twist at the end, it is revealed that the whole film is but a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

The audience subsequently fall asleep at such pretentious cuntery

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Rocky....

He gets his ass kicked everytime he fights...

The End

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jaws: In a heartwarming and wholly politically correct twist at the end, Chief Brody realises that the shark is merely misunderstood and can not be held to blame for it’s highly unsocial acts of chomping on the citizens of Amity.

He therefore enrols it into an anger management class, where it learns to control its primal urges and later becomes a vegan activist.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Law abiding citizen wish he didn’t die at the end and he locked jamie fox in the cell with the fire instead

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Law abiding citizen wish he didn’t die at the end and he locked jamie fox in the cell with the fire instead "

Agreed!

And his collaboration with Kanye West, Goldigger plays on the soundtrack as the bomb goes off for added effect

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"Law abiding citizen wish he didn’t die at the end and he locked jamie fox in the cell with the fire instead

Agreed!

And his collaboration with Kanye West, Goldigger plays on the soundtrack as the bomb goes off for added effect

Hahaha yes that would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appolo 13 didn't happen as we never went to the moon!.

Hang on....... didn't they?!!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Sleepless in Seattle. She throws him off empire state bridge, then turns to the kid and says I'm your mummy now. Walks of to the lift holding his hand.

Bridge?? Wft. "

Bridge is OK. Remember it’s an alternative ending.

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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

King Kong

The Ape marrys the blonde bird and they live happily ever after bringing up little blonde ape babies.

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