FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever ….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Layed in bed

Looked at your phone

And dropped it on your head

Did you ‘OUCH’

stubbing your toe on the couch

Or worst of all …..(men)go for a pee

And give it a shake

Catch it in your zip now that’s a mistake……

Anyone not having the best of starts to the day…. You are loved go forth and conquer, it gets better

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I woke up with my tongue tip firmly clamped between my teeth.

It bloody hurt as I unclenched slowly Still hurts.

I'm wondering if I was hungry during the night.

By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I was going for a shower one night, house was empty so I thought “I’m free balling it to the bathroom”

So flicked the shower on, stripped off and remembered I needed pants from the bedroom.

Casually strolled, balls breathing in the fresh air, giving the royal wave to the dogs photos hanging in the hall to grab some pants.

Feeling fancy I had a wee spin as I left the bedroom making catastrophic contact with my toe on the bed frame.

Falling to the ground I thought, “this is how it ends, buck nekked on the bedroom floor”

My landing could have gone better as I land on my back legs flying upwards. I grab my foot in anguish only to be left with my scrotum mere inches from my face.

I will not be freeballing again. Ever!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah caught it in my zip once never seen so much blood