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"Pineapple goes on pizza. LvM" Without pineapple a pizza is just a glorified cheese and tomato sandwich on stale bread. | |||
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"Saville actually just wanted to fix it " Nope too far, I can’t do it  | |||
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"Gary Glitter was just a rock star who loved his fans!" None of us can help who we love  | |||
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"This kind of went in directions I certainly wasn’t thinking about. " Ha ha, the twisted forum users strike again!! | |||
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"What America needs to do is lower the age that you can pack heat and send all the kids in to school with 357 magnums. That would be way safer. A" Teaching kids an about firearms is good for raising their awareness of both the benefits and dangers of guns. Learnt at a young age this will increase their awareness and lead to more responsible ownership. Carrying in school also sends out the message, ‘ ‘don’t mess with me motherfucker’. I would suggest a better choice of firearm for the younger person woul be Smith and Wessons M and P Sheila, an easy to handle 9mm. | |||
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"What America needs to do is lower the age that you can pack heat and send all the kids in to school with 357 magnums. That would be way safer. A Teaching kids an about firearms is good for raising their awareness of both the benefits and dangers of guns. Learnt at a young age this will increase their awareness and lead to more responsible ownership. Carrying in school also sends out the message, ‘ ‘don’t mess with me motherfucker’. I would suggest a better choice of firearm for the younger person woul be Smith and Wessons M and P Sheila, an easy to handle 9mm. " To be fair probably a fully automatic assault rifle would be safest… and also enable others to see that they’re a sensible well balanced individual who has only got a gun for self defence - if you come within 500 yds for example.  | |||
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"Pineapple goes on pizza. LvM" This thread got pretty dark, pretty quickly!
I'll defend this indefensible tripe by saying the pineapple's sweetness cuts through the salty ham...
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" Post a comment that’s indefensible and then others say why they agree with it. " Straight guys putting things up their bum are obviously really gay. 
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"Pineapple goes on pizza. LvM This thread got pretty dark, pretty quickly!
I'll defend this indefensible tripe by saying the pineapple's sweetness cuts through the salty ham...
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A"There can be no other logical reason Now where did I put my hairbrush. | |||
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Now where did I put my hairbrush. "Hairbrush.....now that rings a bell.  I vaguely remember using one of those about 30 years ago.....  
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"What America needs to do is lower the age that you can pack heat and send all the kids in to school with 357 magnums. That would be way safer. A" 357 too powerful their little hands can't handle one. Maybe a .22 or .380. | |||
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"Getting with a new guy the same day your long term relationship ended is deemed okay.. My ex did this" Personally don’t see what’s wrong with this one. | |||
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"Getting with a new guy the same day your long term relationship ended is deemed okay.. My ex did this Personally don’t see what’s wrong with this one. " Me either perfectly normal | |||
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"Donald Trump is actually a really nice guy." Absolutely! Clearly defined morals that he models unwaveringly, a stromg sense of how men and women should behave, and pays whatever taxes his accountants say he should. An upstanding chap. | |||
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"Figs and goats cheese are delicious on pizza" Look, I did the pineapple, but goats cheese is beyond the pale. | |||
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"Women drivers!! "Apparently people who don't drive aren't adults If you can't defend the existence of female drivers, then guys who aren't attracted to men might have a dearth of people to fuck. https://youtu.be/YUtHjOvPKT0 (P!nk - U + Ur Hand) | |||
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"Figs and goats cheese are delicious on pizza Look, I did the pineapple, but goats cheese is beyond the pale." It's amazing | |||
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"Figs and goats cheese are delicious on pizza Look, I did the pineapple, but goats cheese is beyond the pale. It's amazing " I agree with you on so much, Swing. But goats cheese is a hard limit. | |||
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"Figs and goats cheese are delicious on pizza Look, I did the pineapple, but goats cheese is beyond the pale. It's amazing I agree with you on so much, Swing. But goats cheese is a hard limit."
You'll notice from my choice of topics that I'm going light-hearted here, so... To each their own. Of course | |||
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"What America needs to do is lower the age that you can pack heat and send all the kids in to school with 357 magnums. That would be way safer. A" It'll make a great real-life version of West Side Story | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world." A normal man bullied by the whole world cos he bears a resemblance to Dobby, the house elf | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world." That’s true, it’s why he wants to own it. He has been I’ll-advised on the way to go about showing his beneficence. Too impatient. | |||
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"What America needs to do is lower the age that you can pack heat and send all the kids in to school with 357 magnums. That would be way safer. A It'll make a great real-life version of West Side Story " no it would be more of a version of Red Dawn. | |||
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"Donald Trump is actually a really nice guy. Absolutely! Clearly defined morals that he models unwaveringly, a stromg sense of how men and women should behave, and pays whatever taxes his accountants say he should. An upstanding chap. "A victim of the system. | |||
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"England should pay Ireland reparations for 800 years of colonisation;)" No no, they have a point | |||
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I get the missus to do it so am I gay, or straight? "Clearly gay. Intimacy with a woman shows you are embracing your feminine side. | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world." He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. | |||
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"Figs and goats cheese are delicious on pizza Look, I did the pineapple, but goats cheese is beyond the pale. It's amazing I agree with you on so much, Swing. But goats cheese is a hard limit.
You'll notice from my choice of topics that I'm going light-hearted here, so... To each their own. Of course "I bet Putin likes it. It's the kind of food I imagine dictators relish | |||
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"England should pay Ireland reparations for 800 years of colonisation;)" I mean, I suspect watching the results of English hubris is pretty fucking entertaining, and might go partway towards that reparation. | |||
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"All women should take it up the bum when it's that time of the month " My wife does so yeah. | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered." Thought I was watching Russian news then | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. Thought I was watching Russian news then" I had to go and wash my mouth out after that. | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. Thought I was watching Russian news then I had to go and wash my mouth out after that." Go to my room you need a spanking to purge it from you  | |||
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"Women drivers!! "I’ll take the Jimmy saville one over this | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered." And the winner is. | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. And the winner is. "I'm perfectly capable of constructing things that are stupid and unbelievable | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. And the winner is.
I'm perfectly capable of constructing things that are stupid and unbelievable "I bet you leave the best verifications. | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. And the winner is.
I'm perfectly capable of constructing things that are stupid and unbelievable "Too much time in the virus forum will do that to you.
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. And the winner is.
I'm perfectly capable of constructing things that are stupid and unbelievable
I bet you leave the best verifications. "HugeAlphaDong* visited me today and he absolutely wasn't a self-important juiced up arsehole. He definitely had respect for women and asked me what I wanted from the encounter. Unlike many who advertise their penis like this, he didn't jackhammer my cervix all the way to China and then blame me for not enjoying it. Treat him with respect, ladies. * Apologies if this user exists, I don't actually mean a real person | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. And the winner is.
I'm perfectly capable of constructing things that are stupid and unbelievable
I bet you leave the best verifications.
HugeAlphaDong* visited me today and he absolutely wasn't a self-important juiced up arsehole. He definitely had respect for women and asked me what I wanted from the encounter. Unlike many who advertise their penis like this, he didn't jackhammer my cervix all the way to China and then blame me for not enjoying it. Treat him with respect, ladies.
* Apologies if this user exists, I don't actually mean a real person"If he doesn’t exist already…………. | |||
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"Profiles should show what people's response rate to messages is, and also show how many unread messages people have in their inbox! " There’s actually some sense in that. | |||
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"Boris Johnson has done nothing wrong I like the guy "What’s not to like about a self important, totally manufactured, scruffy, bumbling, privileged, manipulative, lying, buffoon. | |||
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"Profiles should show what people's response rate to messages is, and also show how many unread messages people have in their inbox! There’s actually some sense in that. "Oh I fucking love this.
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"Boris Johnson has done nothing wrong I like the guy
What’s not to like about a self important, totally manufactured, scruffy, bumbling, privileged, manipulative, lying, buffoon. "He did his best! | |||
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"The only way to get the fitties on fab is to send unsolicited cock pic with the message Suck this. "There are no fitties on fab, only rejects. | |||
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"The only way to get the fitties on fab is to send unsolicited cock pic with the message Suck this.
There are no fitties on fab, only rejects.
"That’s me off the fitties list then is it? | |||
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"Harold shipman was a bloody good doctor. The mr " Too right - he actually did something to help reduce the NHS waiting list. | |||
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"Harold shipman was a bloody good doctor. The mr " First rule of the Hippocratic oath- Do No Harm? | |||
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"The only way to get message on fab Send all women dick pics Preferably with sky remote or can beer "Indeed, or a tube of Pringles | |||
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"The only way to get message on fab Send all women dick pics Preferably with sky remote or can beer
Indeed, or a tube of Pringles "Lol sorry least it’s prawn flavour | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. And the winner is.
I'm perfectly capable of constructing things that are stupid and unbelievable
I bet you leave the best verifications.
HugeAlphaDong* visited me today and he absolutely wasn't a self-important juiced up arsehole. He definitely had respect for women and asked me what I wanted from the encounter. Unlike many who advertise their penis like this, he didn't jackhammer my cervix all the way to China and then blame me for not enjoying it. Treat him with respect, ladies.
* Apologies if this user exists, I don't actually mean a real person"Thought you was talking about me then | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. And the winner is.
I'm perfectly capable of constructing things that are stupid and unbelievable
I bet you leave the best verifications.
HugeAlphaDong* visited me today and he absolutely wasn't a self-important juiced up arsehole. He definitely had respect for women and asked me what I wanted from the encounter. Unlike many who advertise their penis like this, he didn't jackhammer my cervix all the way to China and then blame me for not enjoying it. Treat him with respect, ladies.
* Apologies if this user exists, I don't actually mean a real person
Thought you was talking about me then "
No, I only do things like these in hypotheticals and I try to make them realistic but not real. Real would be quite rude! | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world. He has been horribly injured by the grave injustices perpetrated by the west upon Russia, and their loss of status. For this reason, he must regain the honour of Russia and take down the despicable west in the process. We must respect the profound trauma that he has suffered. And the winner is.
I'm perfectly capable of constructing things that are stupid and unbelievable
I bet you leave the best verifications.
HugeAlphaDong* visited me today and he absolutely wasn't a self-important juiced up arsehole. He definitely had respect for women and asked me what I wanted from the encounter. Unlike many who advertise their penis like this, he didn't jackhammer my cervix all the way to China and then blame me for not enjoying it. Treat him with respect, ladies.
* Apologies if this user exists, I don't actually mean a real person
Thought you was talking about me then
No, I only do things like these in hypotheticals and I try to make them realistic but not real. Real would be quite rude!"Good as I prefer to jackhammer a cervix down to New Zealand to visit the hobbits | |||
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"The only way to get message on fab Send all women dick pics Preferably with sky remote or can beer
Indeed, or a tube of Pringles
Lol sorry least it’s prawn flavour "Prawn! Good grief. Now that really IS indefensible | |||
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"Some people find Boris Johnson sexually attractive. Discuss." Indefensible not insane! | |||
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"Some people find Boris Johnson sexually attractive. Discuss." Charisma, innit. Or so they tell me. | |||
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"Some people find Boris Johnson sexually attractive. Discuss." Some people think that he actually cares what they think. | |||
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"Some people find Boris Johnson sexually attractive. Discuss." I would. | |||
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"Some people find Boris Johnson sexually attractive. Discuss. Indefensible not insane! " | |||
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"Some people find Boris Johnson sexually attractive. Discuss. Some people think that he actually cares what they think. "I'm sure that if he thinks they fancy him, he will care! | |||
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"Putin is just a normal sane man who loves the whole world." Same as Hitler and polpot | |||
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"Men shouldn't wear lingerie. " Especially stockings or heels. They have more shapely legs and can walk in them better than I can. | |||
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"No one here is actually hot " I said that! Think of your own. | |||
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"The only way to get message on fab Send all women dick pics Preferably with sky remote or can beer
Indeed, or a tube of Pringles
Lol sorry least it’s prawn flavour
Prawn! Good grief. Now that really IS indefensible "Lol Guilty as charged mylud | |||
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"No one here is actually hot I said that! Think of your own." I literally didn't see that but this shows we are way too in tune with each other | |||
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