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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is something I don’t intend to do anytime soon.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It is important to know where your stopcock is located

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It is important to know where your stopcock is located "

I like Ballcocks

The name alone makes me chuckle and they look rather vulgar to.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"It is important to know where your stopcock is located

I like Ballcocks

The name alone makes me chuckle and they look rather vulgar to."

It is wonderful how many cocks we have in everyday life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a plumber I can't agree more, it's very important to know where your "ballcock" is situated for emergencies

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"As a plumber I can't agree more, it's very important to know where your "ballcock" is situated for emergencies "

The modern cisterns are simply no fun at all; no balls nor cock to be found

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Badminton is difficult without a feathery cock.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Badminton is difficult without a feathery cock. "

I love gently rubbing and teasing my fingers over the cock tip before flinging it above my head and smacking it with the racket…

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Cock- I - doodle - do

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cock- I - doodle - do "

I ate some coc in van last month; It was delicious and really juicy

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Badminton is difficult without a feathery cock.

I love gently rubbing and teasing my fingers over the cock tip before flinging it above my head and smacking it with the racket…"

Pervert.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Badminton is difficult without a feathery cock.

I love gently rubbing and teasing my fingers over the cock tip before flinging it above my head and smacking it with the racket…

Pervert. "

I inadvertently whacked my cock into my doubles partner’s arse one time….

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Cock- I - doodle - do

I ate some coc in van last month; It was delicious and really juicy "

Oh I do love cock and I’m partial to some vin…. Maybe I’ll try them in a van….

Cock-au-van-vin. That’s an unusual 3way.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cock- I - doodle - do

I ate some coc in van last month; It was delicious and really juicy

Oh I do love cock and I’m partial to some vin…. Maybe I’ll try them in a van….

Cock-au-van-vin. That’s an unusual 3way. "

That exquisite combination should definitely be featured and in a just world, should actually clinch the illustrious trophy on Masterchef.

I can just imagine the look of delight on John’s and Gregg’s faces as they behold and partake in it….

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Cock- I - doodle - do

I ate some coc in van last month; It was delicious and really juicy

Oh I do love cock and I’m partial to some vin…. Maybe I’ll try them in a van….

Cock-au-van-vin. That’s an unusual 3way.

That exquisite combination should definitely be featured and in a just world, should actually clinch the illustrious trophy on Masterchef.

I can just imagine the look of delight on John’s and Gregg’s faces as they behold and partake in it…. "

Nooooooo

Not gregg. Please no. I have standards

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

There used to be an estate agent called Alcock and Knowbles, I used to giggle everytime I saw one of their boards!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"There used to be an estate agent called Alcock and Knowbles, I used to giggle everytime I saw one of their boards!"

We have an area called Fighting Cocks in Wolverhampton. Always amused me.

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