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Wanted - Seagull deterrent Worker

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that Blackpool Zoo which is on the Lancashire coast, are hiring a seagull deterrent worker with an outgoing personality. Some reports suggest that the employee may have to dress in various costumes but the methods to be used to deter seagulls are unknown. Tom is curious why an outgoing perso is needed. He would just hire a misery guts to do the scaring.

It's all over the news

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Steven seagal dressed up as the Kung Fu Panda should take the job.

It's all over the zoo's.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Finally! A job tailor made for my skills! Where do I sign up?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You thinking of applying Tom?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Why do I feel Chuck Norris would be ideal for this job?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

They will be flocking to apply for this job, I just hope they don’t get into a flap at the interview.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Apparently they are training the Chimpanzees and Lowland Gorillas to fling pooh at the gulls.

Winnie is said to be very unimpressed.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Reports that Blackpool Zoo which is on the Lancashire coast, are hiring a seagull deterrent worker with an outgoing personality. Some reports suggest that the employee may have to dress in various costumes but the methods to be used to deter seagulls are unknown. Tom is curious why an outgoing perso is needed. He would just hire a misery guts to do the scaring.

It's all over the news "

Turret mounted flame thrower would do the job. Plus free bbq bird nest for kebabs in food vans

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Meat not nest. Dam auto correct

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Crows nest and a rifle work fine

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Reports that Blackpool Zoo which is on the Lancashire coast, are hiring a seagull deterrent worker with an outgoing personality. Some reports suggest that the employee may have to dress in various costumes but the methods to be used to deter seagulls are unknown. Tom is curious why an outgoing perso is needed. He would just hire a misery guts to do the scaring.

It's all over the news "
He has a BB gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some wierdo in sunderland has just been to court and admitted performing a sex act while kneeling over a gull and looking at porn on his phone.

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