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How big is your cooch?

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By *he love cats OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

We know what you call it and where it's kept, but what we don't yet know is the size, is it a 2, 3 or even a 4 seater and also what colour it is, maybe it's brown, black or even grey?

Have a lovely day all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a bright blue 4 seater

Our living room is quite bright though so it fits in well.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

We're on the lookout for new ones. At the moment we have a 2 seater and a 3 seater. In brown

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By *radesman87Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Surely it has to be a recliner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 blue velvet chesterfields. A 2 seater and a 3 seater

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

3 and 2 seaters. Sort of beige patterned, but have grey sofa covers on them. Random assortment of cushions, in grey, pink and teal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is dark green leather, covered in a throw so the dog can lay on it

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

My cooch is small enough to be cosy and not big enough for a man to get lost in

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

A cooch you say. I don't have one, I have a peepee.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

2x 3 seaters I like to be horizontal so got two that match one for guests/family the other for self

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I have a 6 seater 90 degree with 2 built in recliners at each end,,

Fffking pointless now that i took in a cat that insists on trying to get himself crushed every time the seats are up, so i powered them off,,

I knew being a dog person was for me,,

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Id say so-fa this thread is going well!! I’ve got a 2 seater that’s ideal for fucking over the back of… padding at hip height… for the ladies pleasure and one for slobbing on.. where a lady might give a gentleman a ‘thankyou’ blowjob for what happened over the other couch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really mean to learn.

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I can't get past the typo lol.

Hugs everyone - love all the cooches!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mines red, dirty, and very much worn. But comfy. My husband does talk of swapping it for a new model..

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

4 seater, black leather, retro (IE vintage) curved and open ended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive. The kind you can get lost in, bit wrinkly though, quite old and well used. Also a tad grubby, could do with with a professional clean.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Id love a Chesterfield in green,

Get the matching vintage lamp for my desk,,

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

[Removed by poster at 26/04/23 07:47:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massive. The kind you can get lost in, bit wrinkly though, quite old and well used. Also a tad grubby, could do with with a professional clean."

Bit too leathery as well these days.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

The space it should have occupied is now occupied by a 36" wide single divan bed.

Lovely and firm, with storage space (not drawers) in the base. Lovely and firm, Covered with an oversized fitted sheet. Various cushions, pillows and a cosy duvet, all in various non clashing shades of green.

I set this up in anticipation of not being able to use the stairs for a while. Chesterfield which was there before is relegated to the conservatory.

As I don't watch TV there is no obligation for any of my furniture to 'face the front'. All I require is a good light source to read by when I am having a nice lie down.

No going to furniture planets to pay silly prices for three piece suites. I've got a lovely one of those 'downstairs' anyway, which goes with me wherever I am.

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By *he love cats OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

I have two, both big enough to take two at the same time, oh yes plenty of room there, must have been having the children that's caused me to have such big ones, otherwise where would they sit on the bloody floor.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

L shape with a massive poof.

Once it's pushed into place it's the size of a king sized bed.

A good alternative to a sofa bed when you want a day of binge watching box sets in your smalls with the dogs.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice corner sofa! Best purchase ever made. Soooo long and bigggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We know what you call it and where it's kept, but what we don't yet know is the size, is it a 2, 3 or even a 4 seater and also what colour it is, maybe it's brown, black or even grey?

Have a lovely day all. "

Personally it doesn’t matter to me, I love them all, small, big, different colours, mmm they’re all tasty.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

One two seater, one three. The dogs own the two seater under the window.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Corner sofa. Large enough for 2 people to lie down on.

The Corner spot is the best place to sit

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Mines red, dirty, and very much worn. But comfy. My husband does talk of swapping it for a new model.."

Swapping couches is a different site.

I think there’s a club for it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corner sofa. Large enough for 2 people to lie down on.

The Corner spot is the best place to sit"

Yes you know! Cheeky foot rub galore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massive. The kind you can get lost in, bit wrinkly though, quite old and well used. Also a tad grubby, could do with with a professional clean.

"

I’m a professional cooch cleaner, let me know

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Googling what I assumed was a misspelling has turned out to be a revelation.

How come 'cooch' has never come up before on any of the numerous 'Unfavourite terms for female genitalia' threads?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

3 seater, new from IKEA

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I don't have one, but I find visitors are usually happy with my old back seat.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Mines a 2 seater upright high back with seat belts

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