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"By the end of this thread, I’ll be out. " Out? Or out, out? | |||
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"By the end of this thread, I’ll be out. Out? Or out, out?" Out of the closet F | |||
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"By the end of this thread, I’ll be out. Out? Or out, out?" I’ll be out but in. Not in, in, but IN. Not OUT | |||
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"I'll be in for like 10mins. " That’s my sex right there ^ | |||
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"Posh, of course this first one goes to you from a glamorous couple.. They want you to know how beautiful and kind you are. How inclusive and balanced you are. And how days become brighter when you're around F" Awww... that's thoroughly decent I'm gonna just go have an ugly cry now | |||
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"I'll be in for like 10mins. " that's my best first message. Also, playing. | |||
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"This is a message for Raven." Best. Ever. I actually laughed. Well snorted. | |||
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"My box is filling up with some super hot forum users! Another one for you Woody... Please tell Woody that this in, out, in, out thing also works well for things other than threads F" It’s a party dance! I know… you shake it all about!! Ooooooohhhh….. now I know what they were singing about. | |||
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"Could you message Raven please, And tell her I think she looks amazing and can we do shots (I said I could. And I did)" Of Rum, yes. | |||
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"Oh wow, Woody listen up! This is from a sexy couple. They would like to ask what it would take to get you to pop the lid off your cream giver and bless me (the sexy couple, but we'll join too) with a good spray? F" Look, you want it? It’s a 2 for 1 offer at the moment. | |||
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"I'm a thoroughly decent person (allegedly), so I'm in " What I want to know is; since this is a couple’s profile but is a self-admitted “decent person”, do they mean they make up 1 decent person on average, is it a job-share situation with 2 people being decent on a part-time basis, or is one person decent and the other some sort of evil twin?! | |||
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"Raven!!! just have sex with me already. ^ haha. this is off someone else. Honestly. I promise!!!! And that is exactly how they worded it. *true story **And the message comes from a female, and she is proper cute too. " Finneeeeeee | |||
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"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in" My best friend wants to tell you that he thinks you are absolutely gorgeous. Also, I’m practicing self-love and have decided that today I’m going to be my own best friend. | |||
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"@JULIE there’s a lovely lady enjoying seeing your boobs today! *overheard this convo in the toilets….** I went into the ladies by mistake! Okay!!! " Thank you lovely mystery lady J | |||
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"From a fine gent indeed to a beautiful lady, inside and out...(technically I've not seen her insides...yet) wait that sounded like a threat. Ok anyway... Another sensational pic, not that there are ever any others of you, what would I need to do to be there taking the next one xx Oh it's for NSP, obvs. " Pretty much just turn up with a camera with some kind of blurry lens... And Raven, you can see my insides any time (or something that doesn't imply I want you to gut me like a fish) | |||
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"Hey lovely! I'm in and happy to be postie " | |||
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"I'm a thoroughly decent person (allegedly), so I'm in What I want to know is; since this is a couple’s profile but is a self-admitted “decent person”, do they mean they make up 1 decent person on average, is it a job-share situation with 2 people being decent on a part-time basis, or is one person decent and the other some sort of evil twin?!" You're overthinking it sweetie. My husband doesn't post on the forum. And he's my evil twin | |||
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"Message from Rex Holes from my sexy mate I want to fell you splatter my insides with your man batter, and coat my breasts with your baby gravy " I didn’t send that | |||
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"This is a message for Ned Martin from a crazy Katz. I really enjoyed you as a doctor but understand why you had to hang up your stethoscope." I simply can’t afford the malpractice lawsuits anymore…who would’ve thought that dentists can say “open wide” but not gynaecologists?! | |||
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"Message from Rex Holes from my sexy mate I want to feel you splatter my insides with your man batter, and coat my breasts with your baby gravy I didn’t send that " Ah crap... I meant to Rex Holes. My brain is mushy | |||
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"My 30 minutes has passed so I'm out now. I'll take my wages in the post please Posh. I'm going to read some smut. Really really good smut and then maybe drag Mr TT upstairs quickly. Love to all " I want smut and dragging | |||
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"One from a fabulous friend... Would you mind awfully posting a message for the delightful Cookie46 and let her know that I wish she didn't live so very far away from me as I'd very much like to get my lips around her and taste her sugary loveliness" Oh I like a good adventure and I’m always on my travels | |||
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"Message incoming for Posh! This lovely gentleman wants you to know that : My camera is ready but I must be honest I may just get distracted and be lost in your beauty Wow " It's a very tiny beauty. Not easy to get lost in. You'll be fine | |||
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"He made me name him... Would you mind telling Cookie that Ned would love to reconnect…and maybe eat her cookie too one day." Ahhhhhh it’s been a while, come say hi | |||
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"In with no hopes, happy to deliver " Your profile is hidden… | |||
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"This is a message for Princess Fifi from a very charming man. Hey! I remember you! Didn't you play Rosa DiMarco in EastEnders?" Dammit, I thought I’d hidden my identity so well | |||
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"A very sexy friend just asked me to send this; Please tell Posh that she is gorgeous and I would. And yes I mean it and no I'm not just saying it! There you go Posh! " Jeez Tea. I know you would. This is meant to be anonymous | |||
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"Yo yo yo... My Pretty Obviously Sexy Hot friend says Would you please tell Order66 to get his fine self here, preferably now. The boss has spoken. " Filling the car up as we speak, who do I need to fill up, reveal yourself. | |||
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"I will optimistically have a go please Posh Pants " Cue the custard comments... | |||
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"In with no hopes, happy to deliver " Don’t be hopeless, just unhide your profile- at the moment you can’t be messaged or checked out- no matter how tempted we are by your profile pic in the thread!x | |||
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"Yo yo yo... My Pretty Obviously Sexy Hot friend says Would you please tell Order66 to get his fine self here, preferably now. The boss has spoken. Filling the car up as we speak, who do I need to fill up, reveal yourself." the clue is in the message .... | |||
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"Yo yo yo... My Pretty Obviously Sexy Hot friend says Would you please tell Order66 to get his fine self here, preferably now. The boss has spoken. Filling the car up as we speak, who do I need to fill up, reveal yourself.the clue is in the message .... " Clever! | |||
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"My pervy and sexy mate says... Tasty tasty, oh so very tasty..one day I'm gonna trace those tattoos of yours with my tongue, your balls are tattooed right?" Oh well they are now make yourself known | |||
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"ooo incoming message for the lovely Raven from a rather charming gentleman! Behind that wall of sinicism a sacasm lies a powerful woman who thrives on her sexualuality. Let yourself be open to a new sexual experience that will give way to your inner being feeding on the flow of your shakti energy. The universal, sexual energy is all feminine, you are the embodyment of that energy." | |||
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"In with no hopes, happy to deliver Your profile is hidden…" That’s why I have no hopes You can message me by replying in private though | |||
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"ooo incoming message for the lovely Raven from a rather charming gentleman! Behind that wall of sinicism a sacasm lies a powerful woman who thrives on her sexualuality. Let yourself be open to a new sexual experience that will give way to your inner being feeding on the flow of your shakti energy. The universal, sexual energy is all feminine, you are the embodyment of that energy." Eh? | |||
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"In with no hopes, happy to deliver Don’t be hopeless, just unhide your profile- at the moment you can’t be messaged or checked out- no matter how tempted we are by your profile pic in the thread!x" Oh go on, you’ve convinced me | |||
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"A message from me... Send messages! " A super cute guy with a body that won’t quit! Said - Sure!! | |||
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"A message from me... Send messages! " I did but you thought it was from someone else J | |||
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"A message from me... Send messages! I did but you thought it was from someone else J" Ooooh. Was that the one I pretended I thought was from Tea just to be cool? | |||
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"A message from me... Send messages! I did but you thought it was from someone else J Ooooh. Was that the one I pretended I thought was from Tea just to be cool? " Yuh-huh Anyway I'm just scoffing my dinner but will send more messages when I've finished. J | |||
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"A message from me... Send messages! I did but you thought it was from someone else J Ooooh. Was that the one I pretended I thought was from Tea just to be cool? Yuh-huh Anyway I'm just scoffing my dinner but will send more messages when I've finished. J" Oooh | |||
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"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in" I remember you very well | |||
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"My hot mate has a request for Posh Can I motorboat those magnificent breasts?" Mayyyyyybe | |||
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"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in I remember you very well " Hey you | |||
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"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in I remember you very well Hey you " Glad to see you about again hope you have been well | |||
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"Thanks op. Good fun. " Don't leave! | |||
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"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in" Some of those dad jokes got me laid | |||
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"The hottie in my box says... Norweigian wood, don't know how I've managed to miss you on the forums before but I'd love to explore every inch of you." Well I’ve had a bit of a sabbatical, I’ve Been over to see family in Norway and started a new job too But please carry on looking | |||
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"My sexy as hell mate says... Would you please tell DreamyBoo that I think it’s my turn to make her lips tingle? (And I don’t mean the lips she kisses with …) " Told you before, I'm only going to Scotland if I can have a go on the tractor!! | |||
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"Before the thread runs out thank you posh for the entertainment and for the lovely person who sent a message to me. " No worries | |||
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"Red volupta I don't see it as shallow at all. Love the hair it suits you very well xx" Aw, thanks Candy Your hair is fabulous, too x | |||
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"Red volupta I don't see it as shallow at all. Love the hair it suits you very well xx Aw, thanks Candy Your hair is fabulous, too x" xxxx mwah mwah your more than welcome and Thank you too | |||
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"My sexy mate says... Could you let Mr Sprout know that he's my favourite seasonal vegetable, and I can't wait for that taste explosion in my mouth." I’m sure it can be arranged thank you mystery poster | |||
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"If the thread runs out can someone kindly open a new one I don't want to see most of the other threads where people just get rude to a stranger for no reason or simply because they came here to take out their bad day on others Talk down to a stranger because that person is a stranger Rather enjoy the fun with this thread xxxx" Will do | |||
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"Cor that's charming I go finish of a task on a post come back to zero zilsh nish nothing lol. " Did you send any? It's about the sending as much as the receiving after all | |||
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"One from my precious and sexy mate... Tea Monkey, you're my favourite of all the drinks, may I slurp? " Please do… | |||
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"My sexy mate has persuaded me to put on my postie shorts... Tell Posh her profile pic makes me want to give her a big squishy naked hug." Is that you? | |||
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"Message from a sexy fella for daisy179 Good evening to the owner of the most gorgeous boobs on FAB, as always a pleasure to see you xxx" Thank you whoever this is, think you need to get yourself to specsavers tho!! | |||
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"Can you tell her with the nice tits that they’re…….. nice " I did. She thought I said it and now wants to sit on my face. Can’t you advise? | |||
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"Can you tell her with the nice tits that they’re…….. nice I did. She thought I said it and now wants to sit on my face. Can’t you advise?" Yes. You need to let her peg you | |||
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"What a great thread! We're in if we're not too late " Course not! Keep an eye out for part 2 as well! | |||
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"Hey up Posh, message here from my hunky mate Can you ask Posh to dip her tits in sugar and take a picture for me ." Gimme some sugar then | |||
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"My super hot mate wants me to pass this on to Rickshawed Please Tell Mrs Rickshawed that I want to cover her cake in marshmallows. And by cake I mean tits. And by marshmallows I mean spunk." Pure poetry. How could I say no? | |||
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"My sexy mate has persuaded me to put on my postie shorts... Tell Posh her profile pic makes me want to give her a big squishy naked hug." Not this time! | |||
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"One for Princess Fifi from a cheeky chap! Please tell Princess Fifi that it's good to see her bits on show again. Feels like balance has been restored to the forum. Ta! x" Thanks | |||
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