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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Probably because you've got your tits or torso out. Or some other body part. Or just because you're a thoroughly decent person.

Whatever the reason, my mates want me to tell you, and your mates want you to tell others

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and can be postie for those able to get past our filters

F

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

3rd! In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Pete

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By *ay11986Man
over a year ago

Northwest

Count me in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm a thoroughly decent person (allegedly), so I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been a while… but in for smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the end of this thread, I’ll be out.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By the end of this thread, I’ll be out. "

Out? Or out, out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the end of this thread, I’ll be out.

Out? Or out, out?"

Out of the closet

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh, of course this first one goes to you from a glamorous couple.. They want you to know how beautiful and kind you are. How inclusive and balanced you are. And how days become brighter when you're around

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in for like 10mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the end of this thread, I’ll be out.

Out? Or out, out?"

I’ll be out but in. Not in, in, but IN. Not OUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be in for like 10mins.

"

That’s my sex right there ^

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh, of course this first one goes to you from a glamorous couple.. They want you to know how beautiful and kind you are. How inclusive and balanced you are. And how days become brighter when you're around

F"

Awww... that's thoroughly decent

I'm gonna just go have an ugly cry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a message for Raven.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

In but can't be postie tonight sorry x

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be in for like 10mins.

"
that's my best first message.

Also, playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow, Woody listen up! This is from a sexy couple. They would like to ask what it would take to get you to pop the lid off your cream giver and bless me (the sexy couple, but we'll join too) with a good spray?

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a message for Raven."

Best.

Ever.

I actually laughed. Well snorted.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you message Raven please,

And tell her I think she looks amazing and can we do shots

(I said I could. And I did)

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll be in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My box is filling up with some super hot forum users! Another one for you Woody... Please tell Woody that this in, out, in, out thing also works well for things other than threads

F

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

In for a while, but dipping in and out so bear with me for drlivering messages xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duuuddde, I need to give you one from a rather tempting seductive lady. I think we should just team up and give you one together. I've digressed, please see message below:

Please give Hovis one from me

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My box is filling up with some super hot forum users! Another one for you Woody... Please tell Woody that this in, out, in, out thing also works well for things other than threads

F"

It’s a party dance! I know… you shake it all about!! Ooooooohhhh….. now I know what they were singing about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you message Raven please,

And tell her I think she looks amazing and can we do shots

(I said I could. And I did)"

Of Rum, yes.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

I’m in, also happy to be postie!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Sure we will be in as a couple or individually though personally I won’t hold out much hope

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh wow, Woody listen up! This is from a sexy couple. They would like to ask what it would take to get you to pop the lid off your cream giver and bless me (the sexy couple, but we'll join too) with a good spray?

F"

Look, you want it? It’s a 2 for 1 offer at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, also happy to be postie!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Sure, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh my sexy mate has taken the thoughts right out of my head with this one...

please can you ask hovis and _rder66 if they'd be so kind as to get naked with me in a hotel room. I'll bring the lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely in. Actually had a message on one of these before. Still baffled as to who it was from though, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raven!!! just have sex with me already.

^ haha. this is off someone else. Honestly. I promise!!!! And that is exactly how they worded it. *true story

**And the message comes from a female, and she is proper cute too.

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

In but in another post getting wonko to his target

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be in and post any messages people desire to send xx

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"I'm a thoroughly decent person (allegedly), so I'm in "

What I want to know is; since this is a couple’s profile but is a self-admitted “decent person”, do they mean they make up 1 decent person on average, is it a job-share situation with 2 people being decent on a part-time basis, or is one person decent and the other some sort of evil twin?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@JULIE

there’s a lovely lady enjoying seeing your boobs today!

*overheard this convo in the toilets….** I went into the ladies by mistake! Okay!!!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in.... awaiting the deluge.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a fabulous friend...

Would you mind awfully posting a message for the delightful Cookie46 and let her know that I wish she didn't live so very far away from me as I'd very much like to get my lips around her and taste her sugary loveliness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a fine gent indeed to a beautiful lady, inside and out...(technically I've not seen her insides...yet) wait that sounded like a threat. Ok anyway...

Another sensational pic, not that there are ever any others of you, what would I need to do to be there taking the next one xx

Oh it's for NSP, obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hovis Waffle, this one's for you my good friend.

Please ask Hovis Waffle if he's as waffly versatile as a Birds Eye potato waffle?

Oh, btw - the hot couple who sent me this.. I'm first in line to take them for coffee and laugh at their jokes so no skipping the queue

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Raven!!! just have sex with me already.

^ haha. this is off someone else. Honestly. I promise!!!! And that is exactly how they worded it. *true story

**And the message comes from a female, and she is proper cute too. "

Finneeeeeee

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

He made me name him...

Would you mind telling Cookie that Ned would love to reconnect…and maybe eat her cookie too one day.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in"

My best friend wants to tell you that he thinks you are absolutely gorgeous. Also, I’m practicing self-love and have decided that today I’m going to be my own best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lovely! I'm in and happy to be postie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"@JULIE

there’s a lovely lady enjoying seeing your boobs today!

*overheard this convo in the toilets….** I went into the ladies by mistake! Okay!!! "

Thank you lovely mystery lady

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"From a fine gent indeed to a beautiful lady, inside and out...(technically I've not seen her insides...yet) wait that sounded like a threat. Ok anyway...

Another sensational pic, not that there are ever any others of you, what would I need to do to be there taking the next one xx

Oh it's for NSP, obvs. "

Pretty much just turn up with a camera with some kind of blurry lens...

And Raven, you can see my insides any time (or something that doesn't imply I want you to gut me like a fish)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey lovely! I'm in and happy to be postie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a message for Ned Martin from a crazy Katz.

I really enjoyed you as a doctor but understand why you had to hang up your stethoscope.

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

In with no hopes, happy to deliver

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mwhahahaha

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

ooooo I'm in for a wee bit and happy to play postie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message from Rex Holes from my sexy mate

I want to fell you splatter my insides with your man batter, and coat my breasts with your baby gravy

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Princess Fifi,

An absolutely epic pair of boobs has asked me

to tell you that nobody could possibly forget you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a message for Princess Fifi from a very charming man.

Hey! I remember you! Didn't you play Rosa DiMarco in EastEnders?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm a thoroughly decent person (allegedly), so I'm in

What I want to know is; since this is a couple’s profile but is a self-admitted “decent person”, do they mean they make up 1 decent person on average, is it a job-share situation with 2 people being decent on a part-time basis, or is one person decent and the other some sort of evil twin?!"

You're overthinking it sweetie. My husband doesn't post on the forum.

And he's my evil twin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 30 minutes has passed so I'm out now. I'll take my wages in the post please Posh. I'm going to read some smut. Really really good smut and then maybe drag Mr TT upstairs quickly. Love to all

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Message from Rex Holes from my sexy mate

I want to fell you splatter my insides with your man batter, and coat my breasts with your baby gravy

"

I didn’t send that

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"This is a message for Ned Martin from a crazy Katz.

I really enjoyed you as a doctor but understand why you had to hang up your stethoscope."

I simply can’t afford the malpractice lawsuits anymore…who would’ve thought that dentists can say “open wide” but not gynaecologists?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message from Rex Holes from my sexy mate

I want to feel you splatter my insides with your man batter, and coat my breasts with your baby gravy

I didn’t send that "

Ah crap... I meant to Rex Holes. My brain is mushy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My 30 minutes has passed so I'm out now. I'll take my wages in the post please Posh. I'm going to read some smut. Really really good smut and then maybe drag Mr TT upstairs quickly. Love to all "

I want smut and dragging

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

I’m in! X

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

Message incoming for Posh!

This lovely gentleman wants you to know that :

My camera is ready but I must be honest I may just get distracted and be lost in your beauty

Wow

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend just asked me to send this;

Please tell Posh that she is gorgeous and I would. And yes I mean it and no I'm not just saying it!

There you go Posh!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"One from a fabulous friend...

Would you mind awfully posting a message for the delightful Cookie46 and let her know that I wish she didn't live so very far away from me as I'd very much like to get my lips around her and taste her sugary loveliness"

Oh I like a good adventure and I’m always on my travels

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message incoming for Posh!

This lovely gentleman wants you to know that :

My camera is ready but I must be honest I may just get distracted and be lost in your beauty

Wow "

It's a very tiny beauty. Not easy to get lost in. You'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got all excited for a second when I saw this guy had messaged me, but dam, I'm not the one he wants...

One for YourNextDistraction. I'd like to distract you. If distract is another word for shag

Go girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"He made me name him...

Would you mind telling Cookie that Ned would love to reconnect…and maybe eat her cookie too one day."

Ahhhhhh it’s been a while, come say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In with no hopes, happy to deliver "

Your profile is hidden…

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Can I please play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a message for Princess Fifi from a very charming man.

Hey! I remember you! Didn't you play Rosa DiMarco in EastEnders?"

Dammit, I thought I’d hidden my identity so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo yo yo... My Pretty Obviously Sexy Hot friend says

Would you please tell Order66 to get his fine self here, preferably now.

The boss has spoken.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I will optimistically have a go please Posh Pants

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy smut-tastic friend says...

Yo, joystick-mcr, can I suck on your joystick for a sec?

Cheers dude

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I'm in and happy to play postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out heading home shortly

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A very sexy friend just asked me to send this;

Please tell Posh that she is gorgeous and I would. And yes I mean it and no I'm not just saying it!

There you go Posh! "

Jeez Tea. I know you would. This is meant to be anonymous

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Yo yo yo... My Pretty Obviously Sexy Hot friend says

Would you please tell Order66 to get his fine self here, preferably now.

The boss has spoken. "
Filling the car up as we speak, who do I need to fill up, reveal yourself.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will optimistically have a go please Posh Pants "

Cue the custard comments...

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"In with no hopes, happy to deliver "

Don’t be hopeless, just unhide your profile- at the moment you can’t be messaged or checked out- no matter how tempted we are by your profile pic in the thread!x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy poetic mate says...

Raven, I hope you’d be the the one tapping at my chamber door.

And as I hear you, tapping, I would open wide the door.

Embracing, and hearts racing.

Each other’s body we would explore.

Making a sexy memory to smile at, forevermore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo yo yo... My Pretty Obviously Sexy Hot friend says

Would you please tell Order66 to get his fine self here, preferably now.

The boss has spoken. Filling the car up as we speak, who do I need to fill up, reveal yourself."
the clue is in the message ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@POSH About that ice cream, no matter what flavour it may be, there is one taste that Iwould love to experience so if you would please assume to position on the bed, while I bind your hands and go to work on your body, until I get to the cherry.

Don’t ask me who the man is who it is from, I haven’t got a Mary poppins.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My pervy and sexy mate says...

Tasty tasty, oh so very tasty..one day I'm gonna trace those tattoos of yours with my tongue, your balls are tattooed right?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Yo yo yo... My Pretty Obviously Sexy Hot friend says

Would you please tell Order66 to get his fine self here, preferably now.

The boss has spoken. Filling the car up as we speak, who do I need to fill up, reveal yourself.the clue is in the message .... "

Clever!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message from a sexy fella for daisy179

Good evening to the owner of the most gorgeous boobs on FAB, as always a pleasure to see you xxx

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"My pervy and sexy mate says...

Tasty tasty, oh so very tasty..one day I'm gonna trace those tattoos of yours with my tongue, your balls are tattooed right?"

Oh well they are now make yourself known

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

ooo incoming message for the lovely Raven from a rather charming gentleman!

Behind that wall of sinicism a sacasm lies a powerful woman who thrives on her sexualuality. Let yourself be open to a new sexual experience that will give way to your inner being feeding on the flow of your shakti energy. The universal, sexual energy is all feminine, you are the embodyment of that energy.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my sexy mate...

Can you tell Raven that I just love her time management skills as much as her pics

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

In if we’re not to late to the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooo incoming message for the lovely Raven from a rather charming gentleman!

Behind that wall of sinicism a sacasm lies a powerful woman who thrives on her sexualuality. Let yourself be open to a new sexual experience that will give way to your inner being feeding on the flow of your shakti energy. The universal, sexual energy is all feminine, you are the embodyment of that energy."

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

Could you please tell Raven

I would come up with something very poetic or romantic but I can’t be asked

Shall we just fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay

In.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A message from me...

Send messages!

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"In with no hopes, happy to deliver

Your profile is hidden…"

That’s why I have no hopes

You can message me by replying in private though

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I'm in to join the fun xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooo incoming message for the lovely Raven from a rather charming gentleman!

Behind that wall of sinicism a sacasm lies a powerful woman who thrives on her sexualuality. Let yourself be open to a new sexual experience that will give way to your inner being feeding on the flow of your shakti energy. The universal, sexual energy is all feminine, you are the embodyment of that energy."

Eh?

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"In with no hopes, happy to deliver

Don’t be hopeless, just unhide your profile- at the moment you can’t be messaged or checked out- no matter how tempted we are by your profile pic in the thread!x"

Oh go on, you’ve convinced me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna go sort my Shakti energy out now.

Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Always up for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message from me...

Send messages! "

A super cute guy with a body that won’t quit! Said -

Sure!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A message from me...

Send messages! "

I did but you thought it was from someone else

J

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

I'll give it a go

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message from me...

Send messages!

I did but you thought it was from someone else

J"

Ooooh.

Was that the one I pretended I thought was from Tea just to be cool?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The hottie in my box says...

Norweigian wood, don't know how I've managed to miss you on the forums before but I'd love to explore every inch of you.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A message from me...

Send messages!

I did but you thought it was from someone else

J

Ooooh.

Was that the one I pretended I thought was from Tea just to be cool? "

Yuh-huh

Anyway I'm just scoffing my dinner but will send more messages when I've finished.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAO Julie and Beef from a sweet one.

Not only are you both gorgeous, you also seem like one of the sweetest couples on the forums. I bet you are also great fun on a night out!

Keep being awesome.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message from me...

Send messages!

I did but you thought it was from someone else

J

Ooooh.

Was that the one I pretended I thought was from Tea just to be cool?

Yuh-huh

Anyway I'm just scoffing my dinner but will send more messages when I've finished.

J"

Oooh

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in"

I remember you very well

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My hot mate has a request for Posh

Can I motorboat those magnificent breasts?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My hot mate has a request for Posh

Can I motorboat those magnificent breasts?"

Mayyyyyybe

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm in please

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...

This whole concept has got me way too confused after a hard day in work haha!

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By *ick and JoMan
over a year ago

worcester

I’m. In please

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’ve just caught my mate hacking her way into an empty Merlot box to drain the last drops!

I still fancy her though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in

I remember you very well "

Hey you

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in

I remember you very well

Hey you "

Glad to see you about again hope you have been well

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m late to this party but I’m in now. Before time runs out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks op. Good fun.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Could you let Mr Sprout know that he's my favourite seasonal vegetable, and I can't wait for that taste explosion in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I go.

There’s a lovely girl in this thread that’s hungry, and she’s asking HENRIETTA&SAM when she will get her “happy meal!”

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my precious and sexy mate...

Tea Monkey, you're my favourite of all the drinks, may I slurp?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Thanks op. Good fun. "

Don't leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure many people remember me, but I’m in"

Some of those dad jokes got me laid

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy as hell mate says...

Would you please tell DreamyBoo that I think it’s my turn to make her lips tingle? (And I don’t mean the lips she kisses with …)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Well hello all, I'm back. It's been a while, so show me some love.

(Yep, I'm that shameless & shallow) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The hottie in my box says...

Norweigian wood, don't know how I've managed to miss you on the forums before but I'd love to explore every inch of you."

Well I’ve had a bit of a sabbatical, I’ve Been over to see family in Norway and started a new job too

But please carry on looking

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By *unfunfun xMan
over a year ago

LONDON

Cor that's charming I go finish of a task on a post come back to zero zilsh nish nothing lol.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"My sexy as hell mate says...

Would you please tell DreamyBoo that I think it’s my turn to make her lips tingle? (And I don’t mean the lips she kisses with …) "

Told you before, I'm only going to Scotland if I can have a go on the tractor!!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Red volupta I don't see it as shallow at all.

Love the hair it suits you very well xx

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Before the thread runs out thank you posh for the entertainment and for the lovely person who sent a message to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before the thread runs out thank you posh for the entertainment and for the lovely person who sent a message to me. "

No worries

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

One for Princess Fifi from a cheeky chap!

Please tell Princess Fifi that it's good to see her bits on show again. Feels like balance has been restored to the forum.

Ta! x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Red volupta I don't see it as shallow at all.

Love the hair it suits you very well xx"

Aw, thanks Candy

Your hair is fabulous, too x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh go on then posh. I’m in for a penny in for a pounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fan not been in yet?

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

If the thread runs out can someone kindly open a new one I don't want to see most of the other threads where people just get rude to a stranger for no reason or simply because they came here to take out their bad day on others

Talk down to a stranger because that person is a stranger

Rather enjoy the fun with this thread xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Red volupta I don't see it as shallow at all.

Love the hair it suits you very well xx

Aw, thanks Candy

Your hair is fabulous, too x"

xxxx mwah mwah your more than welcome and Thank you too

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"My sexy mate says...

Could you let Mr Sprout know that he's my favourite seasonal vegetable, and I can't wait for that taste explosion in my mouth."

I’m sure it can be arranged thank you mystery poster

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in, always fun this one

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Thankyou for my message, whoever sent it

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

In x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If the thread runs out can someone kindly open a new one I don't want to see most of the other threads where people just get rude to a stranger for no reason or simply because they came here to take out their bad day on others

Talk down to a stranger because that person is a stranger

Rather enjoy the fun with this thread xxxx"

Will do

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My gorgeously sexy and lovely mate says...

Tell MsWyld that she’s the showgirl of my dreams and I want to dive right into that cleavage of hers, lips first.

x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cor that's charming I go finish of a task on a post come back to zero zilsh nish nothing lol. "

Did you send any? It's about the sending as much as the receiving after all

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My sexy mate has persuaded me to put on my postie shorts...

Tell Posh her profile pic makes me want to give her a big squishy naked hug.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my sexy mate...

Could you tell yournextdistraction

I am nothing but distracted by her and its making every task I try to get done incredibly hard

(Editor's note... that's not all that's incredibly hard... fnar fnar)

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"One from my precious and sexy mate...

Tea Monkey, you're my favourite of all the drinks, may I slurp? "

Please do…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate has persuaded me to put on my postie shorts...

Tell Posh her profile pic makes me want to give her a big squishy naked hug."

Is that you?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Miss Bleus one for you!

Would you be so kind as to post a message for the delightful Miss YeuxBleus and let her know that she makes me wish I was Welsh and lived in Welsh Wales rather than on the opposite side of the country. She's delicious

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can you tell her with the nice tits that they’re…….. nice

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By *olvespairCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What a great thread! We're in if we're not too late

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Message from a sexy fella for daisy179

Good evening to the owner of the most gorgeous boobs on FAB, as always a pleasure to see you xxx"

Thank you whoever this is, think you need to get yourself to specsavers tho!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hey up Posh, message here from my hunky mate

Can you ask Posh to dip her tits in sugar and take a picture for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell her with the nice tits that they’re…….. nice "

I did. She thought I said it and now wants to sit on my face. Can’t you advise?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

My super hot mate wants me to pass this on to Rickshawed

Please Tell Mrs Rickshawed that I want to cover her cake in marshmallows. And by cake I mean tits. And by marshmallows I mean spunk.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Can you tell her with the nice tits that they’re…….. nice

I did. She thought I said it and now wants to sit on my face. Can’t you advise?"

Yes. You need to let her peg you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What a great thread! We're in if we're not too late "

Course not! Keep an eye out for part 2 as well!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey up Posh, message here from my hunky mate

Can you ask Posh to dip her tits in sugar and take a picture for me ."

Gimme some sugar then

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"My super hot mate wants me to pass this on to Rickshawed

Please Tell Mrs Rickshawed that I want to cover her cake in marshmallows. And by cake I mean tits. And by marshmallows I mean spunk."

Pure poetry. How could I say no?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"My sexy mate has persuaded me to put on my postie shorts...

Tell Posh her profile pic makes me want to give her a big squishy naked hug."

Not this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for Princess Fifi from a cheeky chap!

Please tell Princess Fifi that it's good to see her bits on show again. Feels like balance has been restored to the forum.

Ta! x"

Thanks

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