FabSwingers.com forum: What do you call your couch?

By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Some people call it a settee or even a sofa but what do you call it.

Have a great day all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Home

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

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"Some people call it a settee or even a sofa but what do you call it.

Have a great day all.

Couch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Setee for me.

Chaise lounges for guests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My butler calls it ‘the sofa’

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Sofa so good.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

The sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Settee

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofa for us

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

It's usually what shops call more than one piece of matching sofas or combo of chair and sofa

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.

A suite of furniture.

God, I’ve become your Grandad. That’s it, I’m done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

It's usually what shops call more than one piece of matching sofas or combo of chair and sofa"

That makes sense then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sette or when I've had a drink.. daddy.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The 2nd bed

Nah, I call it the sofa

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.

A suite of furniture.

God, I’ve become your Grandad. That’s it, I’m done.

You should have started it off with “back in my day”

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Sofa, settee - tbh hadn't really put a lot of thought into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Domestic leisure seating apparatus

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite."

Not to be confused with a three-piece suit.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

It's usually what shops call more than one piece of matching sofas or combo of chair and sofa

That makes sense then. "

It's a bit like 3 piece suit but for lounge furniture I guess

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.

Not to be confused with a three-piece suit."

We both think the same, scary isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.

A suite of furniture.

God, I’ve become your Grandad. That’s it, I’m done.

You should have started it off with “back in my day”

*Mic drop*

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It doesn't matter, the damned thing still won't come when I call it. I've even tried whistling.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"We both think the same, scary isn't it

Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"We both think the same, scary isn't it

Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?

I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

It’s okay, we’re safe. The pervettes won’t be looking at a thread about sofas.

I mean couches.

I mean suites.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I mean settees.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

It’s okay, we’re safe. The pervettes won’t be looking at a thread about sofas.

I mean couches.

I mean suites."

They just need laps to sit on

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Derrick

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.

Not to be confused with a three-piece suit.

We both think the same, scary isn't it

That would be a lounge suit then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couch.

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"We both think the same, scary isn't it

Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?

I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

I think you should at your waterfall.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.

Not to be confused with a three-piece suit.

We both think the same, scary isn't it

That would be a lounge suit then? "

I don't think I'd want to wear my sofa as a suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

It’s okay, we’re safe. The pervettes won’t be looking at a thread about sofas.

I mean couches.

I mean suites.

They just need laps to sit on

*ahem*

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"We both think the same, scary isn't it

Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?

I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

I think you should at your waterfall.

Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

It’s okay, we’re safe. The pervettes won’t be looking at a thread about sofas.

I mean couches.

I mean suites.

They just need laps to sit on

*ahem*

You may be seated

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

setee

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Sofa if I’m in the South.

Settee if I’m acknowledging my Midlands roots.

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"We both think the same, scary isn't it

Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?

I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

I think you should at your waterfall.

Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

Is this not true I heard it in the Welsh forum.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have a double seat complete with seatbelts i took out of my van so i strap myself in occasionally

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"We both think the same, scary isn't it

Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?

I'm definitely not leaving that open to a pole for the ladies because they're way pervy

I think you should at your waterfall.

Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

Is this not true I heard it in the Welsh forum.

I'm saying nothing, I want lots of nakedness by the waterfall

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile."

I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it

Bracing!

Excellent work. Keep it up.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it

Bracing!

Excellent work. Keep it up."

I'm yet to fit the sex swing but I'll get around to it before summer

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

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"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

Yeah I've heard suite a few times... makes it sound posh haha

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.

I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it

Apparently he's marked it as his territory and defends it day and night.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.

I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it

Apparently he's marked it as his territory and defends it day and night.

I hired big Dave to keep watch, I just pay him with ham sandwiches and let him watch now and then

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.

I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it

Apparently he's marked it as his territory and defends it day and night.

I hired big Dave to keep watch, I just pay him with ham sandwiches and let him watch now and then"

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Anyone still use cover's to cover their couch like my nan used to?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Couch but pronounced “cooch”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sofa

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

I use couch, settee and sofa interchangeably same with lunch/dinner & dinner/tea. Should perhaps make a commitment with the last example as it's probably confusing for everyone

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone will be thinking I have my own waterfall soon and want to get naked and stuff under it when it's hot

I nearly bought a house that came with a 30ft waterfall in the garden. Imagine if I’d done it. I’d have had people queueing up to come and take a selfie for their profile.

I've just claimed a local one for myself by shagging under it

Apparently he's marked it as his territory and defends it day and night.

I hired big Dave to keep watch, I just pay him with ham sandwiches and let him watch now and then"

‘BOSH’

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oh fuck I've just thought of new name for my couch it was starring me right in the face .

Its call flop.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The dogs' beds, and they have two of them.

I sit on a chair.

My parents called them settees so we did too. I can't remember when we started calling them sofas.

It's never couch.

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By *urhamlad2022Man
over a year ago

here&there

Do people still refer to them as a 3 piece suite?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Do people still refer to them as a 3 piece suite?

Yes. See above!

Sofa for me, btw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep reading this thread as cooch.

Just me?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I keep reading this thread as cooch.

Just me? "

Yes, you perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We both think the same, scary isn't it

Wait, does that mean we have to kiss now?

Can I watch?

From the comfort of my sofa.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I keep reading this thread as cooch.

Just me? "

Gooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep reading this thread as cooch.

Just me?

Yes, you perv

I've seen it 3 times and every time, cooch. I wouldn't care but I've got excited 3 times aswell and clicked on the thread.

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I keep reading this thread as cooch.

Just me?

Yes, you perv

I've seen it 3 times and every time, cooch. I wouldn't care but I've got excited 3 times aswell and clicked on the thread. "

I wouldn't post thread's about a cooch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Settee, unless I've had a drink, then I call it sofa when I'm talking to my Daddy

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Sofa

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The Chesterfield

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Just Peter

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"The Chesterfield"

Where did you buy your tin foil hat?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"The Chesterfield

Where did you buy your tin foil hat? "

I wrapped a hat in tin foil haha.

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"The Chesterfield

Where did you buy your tin foil hat?

I wrapped a hat in tin foil haha."

Cool like your style.

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By *iger1980Man
over a year ago

cambridge

The elongated armchair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ass table.

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

"Some people call it a settee or even a sofa but what do you call it.

Have a great day all.

Nothing havent got one....

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Chrisofa

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Chrisofa

Brilliant that's got to be the winner.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I don't.

I go in to the room where the thing is, and sit down on the thing.

I don't announce to guests or the missus "I am going to go and sit down on the sofa". I just say "Have a seat if you wish" or "I am going to sit down". Or if unannounced, I just sit down.

After all, I don't say, "I am making a drink. With the kettle. Would you like one ?" I say "Would you like a tea ?"

The thing we sit on may have a noun, but we just do not use it. If that makes sense ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call my couch Tim and I call my Cooch Hazel

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

The sofa

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"Couch but my grandad calls it a suite

Can't say I've heard suite before

I’ve never heard anyone else call it that either. God knows where it comes from

In the days of a settee in two armchairs being the standard arrangement it was known as a three piece suite.

A suite of furniture.

God, I’ve become your Grandad. That’s it, I’m done.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Chrisofa

Brilliant that's got to be the winner."
thankyou whats my prize?

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