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"I'm sorry for your toss." My toss just won't cut it anymore | |||
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"Get one those new sex dolls apparently they even make you a cuppa after" Like a teas(e)maid? | |||
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"Get one those new sex dolls apparently they even make you a cuppa after" That's false advertising as they put the milk in after the water | |||
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"Get one those new sex dolls apparently they even make you a cuppa after Like a teas(e)maid?" I used to use one of those when I was at school  | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "Have you tried slamming it in the fridge door? Usually works for me when the raging horn is stopping me standing close enough to the sink to do the washing up.
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"Treat yourself to a pocket pussy " I have fleshlights, I need actual sex. Nobody is taking my situation for the serious life threatening situation that it is | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "Come on then, I’ll leave the door on the latch  | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Have you tried slamming it in the fridge door?
Usually works for me when the raging horn is stopping me standing close enough to the sink to do the washing up.
A"I'd say that was a good idea but I don't want to break the fridge door | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Come on then, I’ll leave the door on the latch "You could definitely be a life saver  | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Have you tried slamming it in the fridge door?
Usually works for me when the raging horn is stopping me standing close enough to the sink to do the washing up.
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I'd say that was a good idea but I don't want to break the fridge door "Ooft!
That bad? 
Sending thoughts and prayers.
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "I'd offer to help, but I'm not that nice | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Have you tried slamming it in the fridge door?
Usually works for me when the raging horn is stopping me standing close enough to the sink to do the washing up.
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I'd say that was a good idea but I don't want to break the fridge door
Ooft!
That bad?
Sending thoughts and prayers.
A"It really is, must be the weather I reckon | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "Let me know if this works. I might try the female equivalent! Though I'm still not sure exactly what that is in word form. | |||
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"Ironically everlasting gobstopper could be any guys name on here.. trademark it quick!" It is a good name, I don't want to give false advertisement though and dissapoint on my off days | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down
Let me know if this works.
I might try the female equivalent! Though I'm still not sure exactly what that is in word form. "You know I would happily give you my gobstopper | |||
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"I'm sorry for your toss. My toss just won't cut it anymore " Have you tried those spiky gloves? Should cut it  | |||
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"I'm sorry for your toss. My toss just won't cut it anymore Have you tried those spiky gloves? Should cut it " | |||
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"Polish it with veet cream for a shiny finish. That may help. "After bathing with tea tree Original Source?! | |||
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"Polish it with veet cream for a shiny finish. That may help. "I use woowoo, veet is for amateurs | |||
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You can do it PD. I have faith in you. | |||
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime... J" You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation | |||
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime... J You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation "I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
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"Do you know what would really help? A really good fuck. Aim to come 5 times. You'll be truly exhausted after that. Jelly legs, all soft kisses and softer cock.
You can do it PD. I have faith in you."That sounds like a very good idea, this is the sort of sex session I'm talking about. A whole day of nothing but sex and orgasms | |||
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime... J You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation
I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
J"Are you well trained in the latest mouth to cock though? | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "I'd offer to help but you're a bit far away | |||
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime... J You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation
I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
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Are you well trained in the latest mouth to cock though? "Yep, and A.E.D (Amazing Erotic Delights)
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime... J You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation
I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
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Are you well trained in the latest mouth to cock though?
Yep, and A.E.D (Amazing Erotic Delights)
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"Start driving now. You'll be here for teatime... J You'll be too busy feeding the kids to worry about my life or death situation
I'm a qualified First Aider. Life or death comes first
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Are you well trained in the latest mouth to cock though?
Yep, and A.E.D (Amazing Erotic Delights)
J"You are now my on call emergency contact | |||
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"I envy your everlasting gobstopper "He's been places | |||
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"There was someone saying on another thread that all bum holes are the same…whether that’s woman, man, other, animal…so that might increase your search net
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"Money can indeed buy love..." I don't want to buy anything | |||
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"Money can indeed buy love... I don't want to buy anything "Well, you get what you pay for these days. | |||
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"Money can indeed buy love... I don't want to buy anything
Well, you get what you pay for these days."I've got a lot of very good things without paying for it | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down "Don't accept strange blue sweeties from strangers. | |||
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"A good sex session, my cock has been harder than a everlasting gobstopper this morning and it's hardly gone down Don't accept strange blue sweeties from strangers."But I like blueberry | |||
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"Treat yourself to a pocket pussy I have fleshlights, I need actual sex. Nobody is taking my situation for the serious life threatening situation that it is "You’ll be alright after sticking some Vicks inside | |||
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