FabSwingers.com forum: Best bad profile ever!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here's a bit of fun.

Write a so-bad-its-good profile using all the Fab tropes.

"Ladies please, contain your orgasms. I'm here now, and I have enough love piss for you all.

Married? You bet. Does she know? Well, you know the old saying: nope. However, because I don't work, I can accom in the daytimes. Can't travel because my licence was suspended after I 'accidentally' ran over an old lady I was on a meet with... At least, the judge bought that it was an accident...

Anyway, my dong is mahoosive. Like Dolph Lundgren's right leg. Its a full four inches. Yeah. Told ya.

I'm straight and don't buy any of that trans crap."

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Fill in later.

(87 blurry dick pics shot with a potato and uploaded 7 years ago)

By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"Fill in later.

(87 blurry dick pics shot with a potato and uploaded 7 years ago)"

Loved my Nikon Spud gun