FabSwingers.com forum: — 'Skin Tone' Condoms

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Lådìes, Gentlemën, Nøn-Bínarìes and Persons of Interest...

Today, whilst travelling aboard the majestic Elizabeth Line, I came across an advertisement for Roam™ 'skin toned condoms'. Condoms which come in four shades from light brown to dark brown.

Other than colour there appears to be no noticeable or functional difference to the usual translucent / opaque variety.

I was left feeling pleasantly nonplussed.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome "

I think I would enjoy glow in the dark ones too!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome "

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Glow in the dark for a "blow in the dark"?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Meh. Whatever.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

That was about the condom colour not your post, good sir !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs to be glow in the dark red

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome "

Are they thicker?

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"That was about the condom colour not your post, good sir ! "

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Phew, phew and thrice phew, Måggy! I am relieved.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome "

More elegant than a blaster for sure

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

Are they thicker?"

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Only when filled with the whitest of cornflour.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I think matte black like tattooist gloves would be strangely attractive...

Cherry x

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

But how could you check for warts Treacle...

I'll stick to the transparent ones ta

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Skin toned condoms. Maybe for people who want to be surreptitiously safety-conscious?

You could deliberately buy the wrong colour. Just to see what your dong might look like on a different person …

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

American tan

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"But how could you check for warts Treacle...

I'll stick to the transparent ones ta

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If you want to know about warts on a cock just ask Piscean Dream.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

More elegant than a blaster for sure "

Ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Needs to be glow in the dark red

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Red's êyêsight isn't what it used to be. She uses condoms with bright red subtitles.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

Are they thicker?

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Only when filled with the whitest of cornflour.

Is that what makes them glow

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

More elegant than a blaster for sure

Ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.

You don’t believe in the force do you

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

More elegant than a blaster for sure "

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GenKen, you've got the best saber of light on Fab. Fact.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

More elegant than a blaster for sure

Ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.

You don’t believe in the force do you

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of Fab to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?

Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Skin toned condoms. Maybe for people who want to be surreptitiously safety-conscious?

You could deliberately buy the wrong colour. Just to see what your dong might look like on a different person …"

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RTG, this is genius!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?

Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."

Friends have said Il Makiage is brilliant. They have so many shades. I find most foundation too heavy and obvious though.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."

You could layer them

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?

Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."

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You're shopping in the wrong places (as usual) dear ex-wife. I shall take you to a NARS™ store, or MAC™ if you want to go downmarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a group situation I like to be able to see that guys are wearing a condom.

Bring one of these and you’re off the guest list I’m afraid.

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...

Can't get more skin tone likeness than 'clear' surely?

Commercial madness!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

More elegant than a blaster for sure

Ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid.

You don’t believe in the force do you

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of Fab to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff.

Old Ben: Silently smiles

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?

Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms.

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You're shopping in the wrong places (as usual) dear ex-wife. I shall take you to a NARS™ store, or MAC™ if you want to go downmarket.

Ha! I've tried both, think I'll rock the slightly tired look forever.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?

Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms.

Friends have said Il Makiage is brilliant. They have so many shades. I find most foundation too heavy and obvious though.

Yes, they really can be. I think I just got to a point where I realised bare skin is better. Like the men who purchase those condoms know but still try and find their perfect match anyway.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?

Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."

It would make him extra girthy if he wore two

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Roam condoms are great. I prefer them to classic condoms.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?

Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms.

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You're shopping in the wrong places (as usual) dear ex-wife. I shall take you to a NARS™ store, or MAC™ if you want to go downmarket.

Ha! I've tried both, think I'll rock the slightly tired look forever.

I love the Glossier skin drops. It's like the world's thinnest glowy foundation. No real coverage, just evens things out and a bit dewy. Let me check what the colour range is like...

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

This is why I love the forå: you can go from condoms to cosmetics in no time at all.

I should do a foundation and mascara thread...

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

That'll be great for all the bareback pics and videos. "It's just a skin-tone condom. Honest!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I love the forå: you can go from condoms to cosmetics in no time at all.

I should do a foundation and mascara thread...

Please

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"That'll be great for all the bareback pics and videos. "It's just a skin-tone condom. Honest!""

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I like how your mind works.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

What happens if it's the wrong time of the month?

Do you end up with a cock that looks like a double dipped chip?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"That'll be great for all the bareback pics and videos. "It's just a skin-tone condom. Honest!"

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I like how your mind works.

Yeah, a bit worrying, really

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What happens if it's the wrong time of the month?

Do you end up with a cock that looks like a double dipped chip? "

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Class, Bøø. Pure class. Characteristically so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a full range or like the skintone ranges foundation offers?

Because that crap is seriously disappointing. Never found one that matches so I don’t wear any. Advisors keep suggesting mixing two but you can't really do that with condoms."

Or keep swapping them and pretend it’s a gang bang..

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"What happens if it's the wrong time of the month?

Do you end up with a cock that looks like a double dipped chip? "

Treacle is a chip connoisseur after all

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What happens if it's the wrong time of the month?

Do you end up with a cock that looks like a double dipped chip?

Treacle is a chip connoisseur after all

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FFS!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"What happens if it's the wrong time of the month?

Do you end up with a cock that looks like a double dipped chip?

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Class, Bøø. Pure class. Characteristically so.

My comment was mild compared to Compo's wart one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the recipient of a glow in the dark clad phallus' penetration cause their eyes light up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glow in the dark condoms

Well there’s certainly something different

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Does the recipient of a glow in the dark clad phallus' penetration cause their eyes light up

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There's only one way to find out!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome

More elegant than a blaster for sure "

For a more civilised age?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"That'll be great for all the bareback pics and videos. "It's just a skin-tone condom. Honest!""

I'm waiting for the BBC pics. Big,. black condoms

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Roam condoms are great. I prefer them to classic condoms.

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What makes them so notable?

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"If it's not glow in the dark, I don't care about the colour.

Light sabers are awesome "

Is it possible to learn this power?

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