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"Just sign this 10 page document first... It's a joke!!" In spunk? | |||
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"Yes please Rex "Yay! I’ll put a blob on your cheeks  | |||
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"I'll take the love and peace please and sex stuff that I like "Oh, this sounds like 1st base  | |||
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"No thanks rex " No worries pal | |||
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"How much is a bit? I hear it's good for the pores "I’m 47 so not much these days  | |||
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"Um I’m alright thanks  "That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops | |||
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"I know I sound like a "hysterical " woman but I'm OK with that. I fuxking hate jizz "Just close your eyes. It’ll be over in a jiffy | |||
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"Is it magic spunk or regular." Magic super spunk | |||
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"Um I’m alright thanks
That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops "Ruler straight? | |||
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"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby "Anal creampie then? | |||
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"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it "You need to live dangerously brother | |||
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"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby
Anal creampie then? "Why change a perfect thing | |||
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"Um I’m alright thanks
That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops
Ruler straight?"You could plum a brick wall with it | |||
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"I'm here to add my own " ^^ he wants to be pegged | |||
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"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby
Anal creampie then?
Why change a perfect thing "My plums just twinged | |||
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"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it
You need to live dangerously brother "I was only asking for a friend | |||
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"I'm here to add my own ^^ he wants to be pegged "Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case  | |||
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"Um I’m alright thanks
That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops
Ruler straight?
You could plum a brick wall with it "Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes | |||
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"spunk on their face?
Love and Peace "Have you finished your chips and gravy? | |||
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"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it
You need to live dangerously brother
I was only asking for a friend "Tell your friend that I hope he’s got a moustache | |||
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"How full are your plums? "Very very full | |||
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"I'm here to add my own ^^ he wants to be pegged
Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case "^^ he’s playing hard to get | |||
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"Um I’m alright thanks
That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops
Ruler straight?
You could plum a brick wall with it
Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes "Excellent, I’ll even eat pineapple for a week especially | |||
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"Can you just shower my boobs please Rex? "In spunk? Of course I can do that  | |||
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"spunk on their face?
Love and Peace
Have you finished your chips and gravy?"Yes, and a babies y’ed | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full "Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial | |||
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"No thanks I had some in my hair the other day and I'm still miffed about it" Wash and blow? | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial"Is this a euphemism for something? | |||
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"No thanks I had some in my hair the other day and I'm still miffed about it Wash and blow? " Something like that | |||
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"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion." I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance | |||
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"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it
You need to live dangerously brother
I was only asking for a friend
Tell your friend that I hope he’s got a moustache "Oh, just the image of that did make me giggle | |||
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"I'm here to add my own ^^ he wants to be pegged
Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case
^^ he’s playing hard to get "I definitely extremely soft at the moment, like a twinkie | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something? "No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face | |||
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"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion. I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance "How good a shot are you? | |||
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"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids! Just how old is your jizz Rex! "It’s been a long time  | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face "If you pay for the toll then you’re on | |||
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"Oh go on then" That’s exactly the spirit I’m talking about | |||
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"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion. I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance
How good a shot are you?"I can hit an ovary from 8 inches away | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on "Um, the tolls ended in about 2018  !! | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!"Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way | |||
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"Only you could get away with this Rex "That’s a yes then? | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full "Did you say you are 47 with full plums, are you a member of the Rolling Stones Rex? | |||
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"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids! Just how old is your jizz Rex!
It’s been a long time "Shooting bricks! | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!
Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way "Maybe not all Welsh ladies | |||
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"Um I’m alright thanks
That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops
Ruler straight?
You could plum a brick wall with it
Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes
Excellent, I’ll even eat pineapple for a week especially "How kind! | |||
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"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion. I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance
How good a shot are you?
I can hit an ovary from 8 inches away "Can't say that I am jealous of that skill | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Did you say you are 47 with full plums, are you a member of the Rolling Stones Rex? "Yes. I’ve christened my plums Mick & Keith | |||
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"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids! Just how old is your jizz Rex!
It’s been a long time
Shooting bricks! "Spunk bricks make less mess | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!
Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way
Maybe not all Welsh ladies"#allwelshladies | |||
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"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight "You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it | |||
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"Please. Can you do us both at the same time? F" *Tongues out, eyes close* | |||
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"How full are your plums?
Very very full
Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial
Is this a euphemism for something?
No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face
If you pay for the toll then you’re on
Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!
Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way
Maybe not all Welsh ladies
#allwelshladies "#some Welsh ladies | |||
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"Please. Can you do us both at the same time? F" Yes, one shot from a bollock each | |||
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"Please. Can you do us both at the same time? F *Tongues out, eyes close*" I’ve just tributed these words | |||
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"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight
You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it "Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right?  | |||
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"I don't even think I got a proper answer to the first thread "I derailed it
I'm a fucker sorry | |||
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"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow? " I have glow in the dark condoms does that count? | |||
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"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow? I have glow in the dark condoms does that count? "
I’ll give anything a go once! | |||
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"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight
You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it
Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right? "Yes and on your knees looking up at me | |||
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"I don't even think I got a proper answer to the first thread "Seek and ye shall find  | |||
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"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow? " More along the lines of it makes your skin crawl | |||
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"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight
You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it
Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right?
Yes and on your knees looking up at me "Well of course - can I at least take my shirt off as it's clean on | |||
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