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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

spunk on their face?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sign this 10 page document first...

It's a joke!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just sign this 10 page document first...

It's a joke!!"

In spunk?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Yes please Rex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take the love and peace please and sex stuff that I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks rex

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

How much is a bit? I hear it's good for the pores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um I’m alright thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I sound like a "hysterical " woman but I'm OK with that. I fuxking hate jizz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please Rex "

Yay! I’ll put a blob on your cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take the love and peace please and sex stuff that I like "

Oh, this sounds like 1st base

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thanks rex "

No worries pal

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Is it magic spunk or regular.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much is a bit? I hear it's good for the pores "

I’m 47 so not much these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks "

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know I sound like a "hysterical " woman but I'm OK with that. I fuxking hate jizz "

Just close your eyes. It’ll be over in a jiffy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it magic spunk or regular."

Magic super spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops "

Ruler straight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby "

Anal creampie then?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm here to add my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it "

You need to live dangerously brother

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby

Anal creampie then? "

Why change a perfect thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

Ruler straight?"

You could plum a brick wall with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here to add my own "

^^ he wants to be pegged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Rex. Not from you. Back doors only baby

Anal creampie then?

Why change a perfect thing "

My plums just twinged

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it

You need to live dangerously brother "

I was only asking for a friend

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

How full are your plums?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm here to add my own

^^ he wants to be pegged "

Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

Ruler straight?

You could plum a brick wall with it "

Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you just shower my boobs please Rex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spunk on their face?

Love and Peace "

Have you finished your chips and gravy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it

You need to live dangerously brother

I was only asking for a friend "

Tell your friend that I hope he’s got a moustache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How full are your plums? "

Very very full

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here to add my own

^^ he wants to be pegged

Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case "

^^ he’s playing hard to get

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No thanks I had some in my hair the other day and I'm still miffed about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

Ruler straight?

You could plum a brick wall with it

Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes "

Excellent, I’ll even eat pineapple for a week especially

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you just shower my boobs please Rex? "

In spunk? Of course I can do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"spunk on their face?

Love and Peace

Have you finished your chips and gravy?"

Yes, and a babies y’ed

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full "

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thanks I had some in my hair the other day and I'm still miffed about it"

Wash and blow?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial"

Is this a euphemism for something?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"No thanks I had some in my hair the other day and I'm still miffed about it

Wash and blow? "

Something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion."

I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"People may want to see a few more details like volume, viscosity etc. They may want to know whether this is a one off seismic event and of any possible aftershocks. All important factors to consider before making their decision. Perhaps a fact sheet type of thing will do it

You need to live dangerously brother

I was only asking for a friend

Tell your friend that I hope he’s got a moustache "

Oh, just the image of that did make me giggle

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm here to add my own

^^ he wants to be pegged

Please look to thread 145777543 to see this is in fact not the case

^^ he’s playing hard to get "

I definitely extremely soft at the moment, like a twinkie

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids!

Just how old is your jizz Rex!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something? "

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.

I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance "

How good a shot are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"spunk on their face? "

Why? and No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids!

Just how old is your jizz Rex! "

It’s been a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face "

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh go on then"

That’s exactly the spirit I’m talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.

I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance

How good a shot are you?"

I can hit an ovary from 8 inches away

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on "

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Only you could get away with this Rex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!"

Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only you could get away with this Rex "

That’s a yes then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How full are your plums?

Very very full "

Did you say you are 47 with full plums, are you a member of the Rolling Stones Rex?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids!

Just how old is your jizz Rex!

It’s been a long time "

Shooting bricks!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!

Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way "

Maybe not all Welsh ladies

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um I’m alright thanks

That’s a shame. I’d have given you some nice straight lines over your chops

Ruler straight?

You could plum a brick wall with it

Okay then I’ll change my mind and say yes

Excellent, I’ll even eat pineapple for a week especially "

How kind!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I've got a spot, you could give it a dab, I hear it works wonders for the complexion.

I only shoot on blokes faces from a distance

How good a shot are you?

I can hit an ovary from 8 inches away "

Can't say that I am jealous of that skill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got spunk I’ll give you that for posting this but I don’t want the other kind. Save some of the ladies for the rest of us though unless anyone wants seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Did you say you are 47 with full plums, are you a member of the Rolling Stones Rex? "

Yes. I’ve christened my plums Mick & Keith

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Define a bit, as that usually refers to solids rather than liquids!

Just how old is your jizz Rex!

It’s been a long time

Shooting bricks! "

Spunk bricks make less mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!

Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way

Maybe not all Welsh ladies"

#allwelshladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight "

You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please. Can you do us both at the same time?

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please. Can you do us both at the same time?

F"

*Tongues out, eyes close*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have you know, the only spunk I'll take on my face is my own!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"How full are your plums?

Very very full

Pop down the M4 then, i'll be waiting, need a good facial

Is this a euphemism for something?

No...shall i be more direct. Pop down the M4 and empty your full plums all over my face

If you pay for the toll then you’re on

Um, the tolls ended in about 2018 !!

Welsh ladies must want spunk then. I’m on my way

Maybe not all Welsh ladies

#allwelshladies "

#some Welsh ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please. Can you do us both at the same time?

F"

Yes, one shot from a bollock each

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please. Can you do us both at the same time?

F

*Tongues out, eyes close*"

I’ve just tributed these words

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight

You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it "

Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even think I got a proper answer to the first thread

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't even think I got a proper answer to the first thread "

I derailed it

I'm a fucker sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow? "

I have glow in the dark condoms does that count?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow?

I have glow in the dark condoms does that count? "

I’ll give anything a go once!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight

You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it

Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right? "

Yes and on your knees looking up at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't even think I got a proper answer to the first thread "

Seek and ye shall find

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have super spunk that makes the skin glow? "

More along the lines of it makes your skin crawl

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Is it the gloopy type?

Looks like the glue from primary school you put on your picture of a happy lion with a brush.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Just don't get it in my hair as I can't be bothered washing it tonight

You’ll get what you’re given young lady and you’ll be grateful for it

Ooh you've got me all hot and bothered! Mouth open right?

Yes and on your knees looking up at me "

Well of course - can I at least take my shirt off as it's clean on

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