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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. it arrives at your house. Your fully aware of what it is but your housemate asks that question 'So what you got there then?'

What the feck do you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well not having a housemate canny say but if my daughter ask I say something for the weekend and walk off laughing to the sounds of her saying "mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Secrets

You think it's hard with a house mate.....try having stuff delivered to your dads front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say - "Its not really mine, its on HP"

Saucy, HP, Geddit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I'd tell her but I'm just like that!!!

I just took delivery of 24 latex free condoms!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so far all i can think of is 'dvds' but then would come the question 'which one and couldd i borrow it' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so far all i can think of is 'dvds' but then would come the question 'which one and couldd i borrow it' lol"

My sister always says

Its this big.. That long.. With a whole.in the middle lol.. Always confuzzles me ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. it arrives at your house. Your fully aware of what it is but your housemate asks that question 'So what you got there then?'

What the feck do you say? "

be honest its them that will blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. it arrives at your house. Your fully aware of what it is but your housemate asks that question 'So what you got there then?'

What the feck do you say? "

I show them.. Not that in my case it would be a house mate.. in my case it would be my sons mates.. so blushes from them amuses me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd probably just tell or show them. Or I'd tell them it's part of my doomsday device and not ever ask about it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Secrets

You think it's hard with a house mate.....try having stuff delivered to your dads front door "

or work....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Secrets

You think it's hard with a house mate.....try having stuff delivered to your dads front door

or work...."

Haha I did once get a cane delivered to work.

And my thigh high boots, my boss walked in just as I opened them

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex


".. it arrives at your house. Your fully aware of what it is but your housemate asks that question 'So what you got there then?'

What the feck do you say? "

how about, 'mind your own business you nosy c##t' ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Secrets

You think it's hard with a house mate.....try having stuff delivered to your dads front door

or work....

Haha I did once get a cane delivered to work.

And my thigh high boots, my boss walked in just as I opened them "

omg id love to have a boss that open minded about things.. mine from what i know of them are very professional.. dont think ive seen them smile or crack a joke yet

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

No idea what I'd say, but Ive had 2 vibes delivered when I've been out. One was left at the weirdo neighbour across the street, the other was delivered by my friends dad (he's 70 odd) who said "here you are, I got you a present."

I nearly fainted, if only he knew

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes


".. it arrives at your house. Your fully aware of what it is but your housemate asks that question 'So what you got there then?'

What the feck do you say? "

Say "Its a 12" dildo, what do you think!" - reverse psychology always works.

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