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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

From another thread - someone mentioned receiving terrible erotica - give me your best terrible erotica…

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

BB you'll come over to my house and be so impressed by my killer styles and awesome bed. Wear French lace.

It'll come off right quick n wen u see my gawgus hunk o man meat, ull gush n gush. Ur thirst will be real but ull need 2 fukk me first. But u keep gushing so hard that u drown the village. Im so hawt.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"BB you'll come over to my house and be so impressed by my killer styles and awesome bed. Wear French lace.

It'll come off right quick n wen u see my gawgus hunk o man meat, ull gush n gush. Ur thirst will be real but ull need 2 fukk me first. But u keep gushing so hard that u drown the village. Im so hawt."

I have a publisher on line 2 for you!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"BB you'll come over to my house and be so impressed by my killer styles and awesome bed. Wear French lace.

It'll come off right quick n wen u see my gawgus hunk o man meat, ull gush n gush. Ur thirst will be real but ull need 2 fukk me first. But u keep gushing so hard that u drown the village. Im so hawt.

I have a publisher on line 2 for you!!!

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Christ

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

It was Cyril and Doreen's fiftieth wedding anniversary.

He stripped off all his clothes apart from his socks and she put her false teeth into a glass on the bedside cabinet before sucking his "walnut whip" shaped dick.

After half an hour he eventually got a semi and she hitched up her frilly nightdress to allow him to attempt to penetrate her.

After much fidgeting, he did manage to enter her for a short time but the passion was killed when she suddenly exclaimed that some of her rollers had came out!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"It was Cyril and Doreen's fiftieth wedding anniversary.

He stripped off all his clothes apart from his socks and she put her false teeth into a glass on the bedside cabinet before sucking his "walnut whip" shaped dick.

After half an hour he eventually got a semi and she hitched up her frilly nightdress to allow him to attempt to penetrate her.

After much fidgeting, he did manage to enter her for a short time but the passion was killed when she suddenly exclaimed that some of her rollers had came out!"

Pmsl - Help The Aged magazine are interested

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm working on chapter 2

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

I posted a reply on the unwanted facial thread and within seconds someone DM’d me with his bj story

Apparently it was her fault for not moving

A 6 line paragraph want necessary

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I posted a reply on the unwanted facial thread and within seconds someone DM’d me with his bj story

Apparently it was her fault for not moving

A 6 line paragraph want necessary

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There is also a thread on why you block people… i reckon you could just cut & paste!!

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

"I posted a reply on the unwanted facial thread and within seconds someone DM’d me with his bj story

Apparently it was her fault for not moving

A 6 line paragraph want necessary

There is also a thread on why you block people… i reckon you could just cut & paste!!

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You asked lol

As a lad a girl was giving me one of my first ever blowjobs. She was on her knees sucking away when she anticipated me spunking and pulled back and finished me off with a wank. Thing was she didn't move and I gave her mine and hers first ever facial lol

Feel like I should delete before I even post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" From another thread - someone mentioned receiving terrible erotica - give me your best terrible erotica…

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From snippets I've seen read any of the 50 Shades books, that all seems pretty dire.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"BB you'll come over to my house and be so impressed by my killer styles and awesome bed. Wear French lace.

It'll come off right quick n wen u see my gawgus hunk o man meat, ull gush n gush. Ur thirst will be real but ull need 2 fukk me first. But u keep gushing so hard that u drown the village. Im so hawt."

OMG this is so hot, it has got me cumming and cumming. By the second paragraph I started spurting so hard, it just keeps on over and over, I will need to clean the walls and the ceiling, OMG make it stop!!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Anything mentioning 'love tunnel' 'throbbing rod''love length'or 'heaving bosom'.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Anything mentioning 'love tunnel' 'throbbing rod''love length'or 'heaving bosom'. "

There goes my ‘throbbing rod love tunnel ‘series!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think one only needs read some of the self published stuff doing the rounds to find many examples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He gave her a multiple organism!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"He gave her a multiple organism! "
so she had a zoo??

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"BB you'll come over to my house and be so impressed by my killer styles and awesome bed. Wear French lace.

It'll come off right quick n wen u see my gawgus hunk o man meat, ull gush n gush. Ur thirst will be real but ull need 2 fukk me first. But u keep gushing so hard that u drown the village. Im so hawt."

This is so hot. You had me at gawgus hunk o man meat!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I posted a reply on the unwanted facial thread and within seconds someone DM’d me with his bj story

Apparently it was her fault for not moving

A 6 line paragraph want necessary

There is also a thread on why you block people… i reckon you could just cut & paste!!

You asked lol

As a lad a girl was giving me one of my first ever blowjobs. She was on her knees sucking away when she anticipated me spunking and pulled back and finished me off with a wank. Thing was she didn't move and I gave her mine and hers first ever facial lol

Feel like I should delete before I even post "
I've just had the same message

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I posted a reply on the unwanted facial thread and within seconds someone DM’d me with his bj story

Apparently it was her fault for not moving

A 6 line paragraph want necessary

There is also a thread on why you block people… i reckon you could just cut & paste!!

You asked lol

As a lad a girl was giving me one of my first ever blowjobs. She was on her knees sucking away when she anticipated me spunking and pulled back and finished me off with a wank. Thing was she didn't move and I gave her mine and hers first ever facial lol

Feel like I should delete before I even post I've just had the same message

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It wasn’t me!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

This the most recent one in my inbox:

"Laying on your back legs pushed back towards you, cock hard, me eating your tight hole stroking your thic cock running my tongue from your asshole over your balls to the tip of your cock an back down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy a knew used to like doing the whole phone sex talk stuff.

I couldn't help put smirk whenever he said "and my fingers slowly trace across your entrance..."

Entrance to the dark side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d hate to be one of those guys above….

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

As my throbbing purple head penetrates your puckered tea towel holder I feel the full force of your needy sphincter muscles and my man bags uncontrollably convulse the potent contents into your aching poop canal.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

She stared at my rippling abs and my bulging biceps. She licked her lips, a silent appreciation of my superior dietary discipline and hard work lifting weights. I was her dream, her fantasy.

She was so overcome with lust for my incredible body that she fumbled when she reached my belt buckle. I felt her fingers tremble - as though she knew I would rock her world.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

There is a great future ahead for all above. Perhaps there should be a fab collaborative writing seminar, and the results could be submitted to Black Lace or whoever there is still publishing paperback porn...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There is a great future ahead for all above. Perhaps there should be a fab collaborative writing seminar, and the results could be submitted to Black Lace or whoever there is still publishing paperback porn..."

Maybe the comedy edition.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"There is a great future ahead for all above. Perhaps there should be a fab collaborative writing seminar, and the results could be submitted to Black Lace or whoever there is still publishing paperback porn..."

Black lace? Haaave a screw screw screw upside down pineapple and to the knees,,,,

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

My turgid lovelance emitting spears of baby gravy into her now pulsing eyeball as she screamed ‘ fuck thats burning!!’( i think!) She winked coyly at me as my blinding lovelotion trickled from her streaming tearstained mascara her manacled hand’s straining as she screamed into the ballgag again -‘ yiu fffmmmffmmmm ammmmfole’ the sounds of ecstasy …..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I was dancing around my handbag when I saw his ripped muscley chest appear on the dance floor. My bosom heaved as I turned to get a better look. The look in his eye had me grabbing at my bag as I followed him outside. We found a dirty alleyway and I hitched up my mini skirt to reveal no knickers as he pulled his pulsating love muscle out of his tight grey joggers. He pushed my onto the only slightly damp cardboard as he pushed his 12 inches inside my tight hole. I writhed in ecstasy and had the best 2 minutes of my life as he screamed "I'm coming" to the cheering dru-nks in the taxi queue. They gave me a standing ovation as I walked past them afterwards with his love juice flooding down my legs, into my crocs.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I had a message on another site that was one of those awful role-play types, you know the *gazes bashfully and clears throat* "h-h-hello beatiful" types?

I had a screenshot on my phone for a few years because it honestly made me laugh every time I read it. I can't remember much of the message except at one point his rigid 8.5" man-meat was pounding my dew-bejewelled flower when he realised someone was watching us and his pubes stood on end in shock.

It didn't make me horny but did make me laugh.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I was dancing around my handbag when I saw his ripped muscley chest appear on the dance floor. My bosom heaved as I turned to get a better look. The look in his eye had me grabbing at my bag as I followed him outside. We found a dirty alleyway and I hitched up my mini skirt to reveal no knickers as he pulled his pulsating love muscle out of his tight grey joggers. He pushed my onto the only slightly damp cardboard as he pushed his 12 inches inside my tight hole. I writhed in ecstasy and had the best 2 minutes of my life as he screamed "I'm coming" to the cheering dru-nks in the taxi queue. They gave me a standing ovation as I walked past them afterwards with his love juice flooding down my legs, into my crocs."
the crocs pushed me over the ‘goal line!’ You have a future!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a message on another site that was one of those awful role-play types, you know the *gazes bashfully and clears throat* "h-h-hello beatiful" types?

I had a screenshot on my phone for a few years because it honestly made me laugh every time I read it. I can't remember much of the message except at one point his rigid 8.5" man-meat was pounding my dew-bejewelled flower when he realised someone was watching us and his pubes stood on end in shock.

It didn't make me horny but did make me laugh."

Wtf

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