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If you could swap a couple of inches of your penis for your dream car

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Would you, and what would the car be?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd swap a few inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines so small I’d end up with an innie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve got enough inches to give some up for a car I’ll stick to the Kia..

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we not change this to inches from your waist instead?

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can we not change this to inches from your waist instead? "

No that's cheating!!

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well "

Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a fee

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

It would have to be a damn good

Car with great resale value

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

the wife said i can not 10 inches would be no good to her

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Mines so small I’d end up with an innie "

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"the wife said i can not 10 inches would be no good to her "

Ha ha ha

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"It would have to be a damn good

Car with great resale value "

Can be absolutely any car you want, but you lose at least 2 inches

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

No she'd kill me! So I wouldn't get to enjoy the car anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't afford to loose 1mm let alone a inch or 2

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well

Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a fee"
Yes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law

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By *WkinkymaleMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

already got my dream car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we not change this to inches from your waist instead?

No that's cheating!!"

But that's the only place I have spare inches

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I don’t like cars.

Can I have my dream excavator?

Sure I’ll manage perfectly fine without a couple of inches.

In fact… if I could swap another couple for a six tonne dumper too

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Can I downgrade my vehicle for a couple extra inches of tiddler instead?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Definitely not. Cars are purely functional for me. I don't have a dream car.

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I downgrade my vehicle for a couple extra inches of tiddler instead? "

No, no you can't, that is also cheating!!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"I don’t like cars.

Can I have my dream excavator?

Sure I’ll manage perfectly fine without a couple of inches.

In fact… if I could swap another couple for a six tonne dumper too "

If you swap another 2 inches and make it a round 6 you could make it a swivel tip 6 tonne dumper.

I’m sure you’ll be able to manage ok with the 6 inches you have left.

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well

Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a feeYes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law "

I'm sure plenty of people who own performance cars would disagree with you.

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I don’t like cars.

Can I have my dream excavator?

Sure I’ll manage perfectly fine without a couple of inches.

In fact… if I could swap another couple for a six tonne dumper too "

That is allowed as long as I can ride in it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Would you, and what would the car be?"

Just 2" ?

Yep.

I could cope with that. Saw a gorgeous late 50's Mercedes SL Roadster that sold for around a million at Bonhams not too long ago.

I'd never be able to buy one in reality so just a couple of inches off the old chap would be a very fair exchange.

A

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I fucking love cars but I still don’t think I’d take this deal.

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Would you, and what would the car be?

Just 2" ?

Yep.

I could cope with that. Saw a gorgeous late 50's Mercedes SL Roadster that sold for around a million at Bonhams not too long ago.

I'd never be able to buy one in reality so just a couple of inches off the old chap would be a very fair exchange.

A"

Yes only 2. A fair price to pay for such a beautiful car, but then I don't have a penis so I find that easy to say.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Sure, I’ve the inches to sacrifice

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Probably would do as long as the car is the exact spec I want

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Probably would do as long as the car is the exact spec I want "

Yes, it's the car of your dreams, exactly how you want it.

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Lamborghini diablo

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Not sure if I can spare the inches ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can afford to useless anyway

Ford Mustang

US specifications

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

I'd consider swapping an inch for something I could flog for a life altering sum. Maybe an inch and a half at a push but it would need to be a lot of money plus I'd have to get a certain lady to agree. Can't see either of us going with 2 whole inches tbf.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Cars aren't that important to me

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ill take a Koenigsegg One 1 please OP

I can easily spare an inch or 3,

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sure can take two for a Bugatti with a full tank of fuel

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By *ablo minibar123 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd consider swapping an inch for something I could flog for a life altering sum. Maybe an inch and a half at a push but it would need to be a lot of money plus I'd have to get a certain lady to agree. Can't see either of us going with 2 whole inches tbf."

For 2 inches loss you could have a Ferrari 250 GTO, they sell pretty well, has to be 2 inches though.

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant


"I'd consider swapping an inch for something I could flog for a life altering sum. Maybe an inch and a half at a push but it would need to be a lot of money plus I'd have to get a certain lady to agree. Can't see either of us going with 2 whole inches tbf.

For 2 inches loss you could have a Ferrari 250 GTO, they sell pretty well, has to be 2 inches though."

Just checked the sale price and she's up for it. Where do I sign?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart


"Probably would do as long as the car is the exact spec I want

Yes, it's the car of your dreams, exactly how you want it."

Then yes I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a penis, can I borrow someone else's?

Though I don't care for owning a dream car. Totally a waste of money.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

No. I’d save up and buy it instead.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I don't have a penis, can I borrow someone else's?

Though I don't care for owning a dream car. Totally a waste of money. "
sure, i have a soare inch ir 2 you can borrow,

What momo are you going for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a penis, can I borrow someone else's?

Though I don't care for owning a dream car. Totally a waste of money. "

I mean you can borrow mine but it won't get you very dark

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

An inch of each tit for a Porsche please.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I give zero fucks about cars, so I would just keep my penis in tact

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

A cock is for life, not just for Christmas.

Dream car will deteriorate and throw big bills.

If you get given an elephant, you’ve still got to feed it.

I’ll stick with what I’ve got, thanks.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd quite like a penis now...

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

My dream car is attainable so it’s not worth giving any of my beef torpedo for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd quite like a penis now...

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Mines going free, I don't need it right now because I'm going to work

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd quite like a penis now...

Mines going free, I don't need it right now because I'm going to work "

Ooh. Post it down here would you please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, why not. Every one thinks people with fancy motors have got small cocks anyway. Why not live up to the expectations?

I'll take my 1999 Aston Martin Vantage LM600 in Aston Racing green, with the cream leather interior. Lovely place to sit and have a cry about my micro-penis

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I'd quite like a penis now...

"

Where you want it,

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey


"Yeah, why not. Every one thinks people with fancy motors have got small cocks anyway. Why not live up to the expectations?

I'll take my 1999 Aston Martin Vantage LM600 in Aston Racing green, with the cream leather interior. Lovely place to sit and have a cry about my micro-penis "

No. Brilliant car. Wrong interior. It has to be tan leather over racing green. That’s the rules.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd quite like a penis now...

Where you want it, "

Is it weird that I read that and pointed to the appropriate part of me?

Like you could see me?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well

Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a feeYes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law

I'm sure plenty of people who own performance cars would disagree with you."
Well obviously they've been duped into buying one a status symbol or to look cool but i don’t see the point it just gets you from A to B

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey


"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well

Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a feeYes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law

I'm sure plenty of people who own performance cars would disagree with you.Well obviously they've been duped into buying one a status symbol or to look cool but i don’t see the point it just gets you from A to B "

Good for you. But my cars do much more than get me from A to B. I’ve made lifelong friends because of my interest in cars.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

If I did I couldn't get a racing car because I wouldn't have a helmet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope i wouldn't, a car can only travel legally between 20 mph and 70 mph whats the point of a car that can go faster....... Well

Plenty of places you can take a car that you drive it as fast as you like for a feeYes I've done it but to own a performance car and not drive it to its potential is pointless unless of course the attraction is breaking the law

I'm sure plenty of people who own performance cars would disagree with you.Well obviously they've been duped into buying one a status symbol or to look cool but i don’t see the point it just gets you from A to B

Good for you. But my cars do much more than get me from A to B. I’ve made lifelong friends because of my interest in cars. "

Completely agree with this statement. My interest in cars/bikes has helped me make some fantastic mates over the years.....

I agree less on the Aston interior though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I’d be a dickless driver in my Porsche 911

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"So I’d be a dickless driver in my Porsche 911 "

Aren't most porsche drovers?

Cherry x

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"So I’d be a dickless driver in my Porsche 911

Aren't most porsche drovers?

Cherry x "

*drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have loads of inches to spare. So I'll give up one for a car that doesn't need a new clutch. Like mine and this year already cost me over 1500 to fix other issues.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I don’t like cars.

Can I have my dream excavator?

Sure I’ll manage perfectly fine without a couple of inches.

In fact… if I could swap another couple for a six tonne dumper too

If you swap another 2 inches and make it a round 6 you could make it a swivel tip 6 tonne dumper.

I’m sure you’ll be able to manage ok with the 6 inches you have left. "

Now you’re really talking dirty to me

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

No thank you.

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