FabSwingers.com forum: What car do you drive?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone can answer, but I’m interested in the answers if anyone who has a vagina for study purposes.

As it’s concluded that sports cars will show the driver/owner will have a smaller penis than a driver/owner of a more modest family saloon or hatchback.

I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if I drive a sports car I have a gaping bashed in vagina? Or if I own a modest hatchback it's a beautiful tight little slit?

I need to change my car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have one at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So if I drive a sports car I have a gaping bashed in vagina? Or if I own a modest hatchback it's a beautiful tight little slit?

I need to change my car...."

This is currently speculation and part of my continued research to confirm or squash such assumptions.

(But what car would you drive…if you had a choice?…. Just out of curiousitu?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have one at the moment "

Car or cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I drive a sports car I have a gaping bashed in vagina? Or if I own a modest hatchback it's a beautiful tight little slit?

I need to change my car....

This is currently speculation and part of my continued research to confirm or squash such assumptions.

(But what car would you drive…if you had a choice?…. Just out of curiousitu?) "

The flashiest sports car around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have one at the moment

Car or cunt? "

Either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So if I drive a sports car I have a gaping bashed in vagina? Or if I own a modest hatchback it's a beautiful tight little slit?

I need to change my car....

This is currently speculation and part of my continued research to confirm or squash such assumptions.

(But what car would you drive…if you had a choice?…. Just out of curiousitu?)

The flashiest sports car around."

Thanks for your help. I’ll keep you informed with what this all means.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have one at the moment

Car or cunt?

Either "

This says a lot.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

A shitty one that will soon be replaced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have one at the moment

Car or cunt?

Either

This says a lot.

I do have to use a wheelbarrow to move my cock around though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't have one at the moment

Car or cunt?

Either

This says a lot.

I do have to use a wheelbarrow to move my cock around though "

Hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 2005 beetle convertible. His name is Lucifer.

All the curves and a bit devilish.. I'd say pretty fitting for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a T5 last year and drive it everywhere I go. Looking for a little run around though as it’s thirsty

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Anyone can answer, but I’m interested in the answers if anyone who has a vagina for study purposes.

As it’s concluded that sports cars will show the driver/owner will have a smaller penis than a driver/owner of a more modest family saloon or hatchback.

I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

My main transport is a pushbike, but I've also got a van.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2.

My daily driver is a 2013 Mondeo Titanium X Sport

My toy is a 1996 Pontiac Firebird that I've owned for 20 years. Currently got the engine and transmission out whuch I'm in the process of rebuilding

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By *ustfun1000Man
over a year ago

hanwell

I’ve recently bought a GLC

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Anyone can answer, but I’m interested in the answers if anyone who has a vagina for study purposes.

As it’s concluded that sports cars will show the driver/owner will have a smaller penis than a driver/owner of a more modest family saloon or hatchback.

I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

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fiat 500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Audi S3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, my car is bashed in and the same for my fanny so....

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I drive be a Peugeot 206CC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E s c o r t

How do I measure my gash? Is there some sort of snack container?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"E s c o r t

How do I measure my gash? Is there some sort of snack container? "

Plaster of Paris

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny? "

This seems to be the current consensus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E s c o r t

How do I measure my gash? Is there some sort of snack container?

Plaster of Paris

Not sure how to explain it away to the kids, but I'm on it.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"E s c o r t

How do I measure my gash? Is there some sort of snack container? "

You get someone to shout into it and then measure the time between the echoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"E s c o r t

How do I measure my gash? Is there some sort of snack container?

You get someone to shout into it and then measure the time between the echoes

Genius. Cos I don't have any plaster of Paris handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus "

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs doesn’t drive, however she does always say the car belongs to her (still not sure how that works

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So in that sense , a Vauxhall grandland (1.2)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

I won't say exactly for fear of giving myself away, but a boring generic hatchback.

Cheap and sensible.

The car and me both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

You're a wee bit young for the menopause aren't you?

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

What if I use the bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

You're a wee bit young for the menopause aren't you?

Well who are us women to judge? We must take the opinion of a young man as the truth

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

You're a wee bit young for the menopause aren't you?

Well who are us women to judge? We must take the opinion of a young man as the truth

Loose lips sink chickens and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

You're a wee bit young for the menopause aren't you?

Fab age, or ....

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I have a school run mum car

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Jennie drives a sensible car and never i repeat never breaks speed limits

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I now have a sensible car, which I'm going to start driving at 25mph just to piss off the flash gits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

You're a wee bit young for the menopause aren't you?

Well who are us women to judge? We must take the opinion of a young man as the truth

Loose lips sink chickens and all that

Well this chicken must be well and truly sunk

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

You're a wee bit young for the menopause aren't you?

Well who are us women to judge? We must take the opinion of a young man as the truth

Loose lips sink chickens and all that

Well this chicken must be well and truly sunk

The lips shattered my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie drives a sensible car and never i repeat never breaks speed limits

My 9 points would call that into question!

Actually 6 now. The first 3 expired in February

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

You're a wee bit young for the menopause aren't you?

Well who are us women to judge? We must take the opinion of a young man as the truth

We must. Men are the oracle on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a little Peugeot 206

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Jennie drives a sensible car and never i repeat never breaks speed limits

My 9 points would call that into question!

Actually 6 now. The first 3 expired in February "
See though and you attempt to stay within the law don't you Jennie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kia Sportage - we had to go sensible a few years ago when the third child came along.. can’t say I’m bothered about cars but C was gutted giving up her little boy racer car!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

A sporty one

I also haven't started to grow a penis yet, nor do I have a huge baggy fanny.

I don't know where I should stand now or which side I should be on.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"A sporty one

I also haven't started to grow a penis yet, nor do I have a huge baggy fanny.

I don't know where I should stand now or which side I should be on.

Monday's do this

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

E-class mercedes estate in old man colour gold!!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A sporty one

I also haven't started to grow a penis yet, nor do I have a huge baggy fanny.

I don't know where I should stand now or which side I should be on.

Just because it’s orange it doesn’t make it sporty!

I won’t comment on the rest of your post

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

I've recently started driving a sports car and noticed my penis is growing by a good 2 to 3mm a week.

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By *ubbyandHisHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Glasgowish

XC90 - a bit of a team bus but plenty of room in the rear lol

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"A sporty one

I also haven't started to grow a penis yet, nor do I have a huge baggy fanny.

I don't know where I should stand now or which side I should be on.

Just because it’s orange it doesn’t make it sporty!

I won’t comment on the rest of your post

Ha ha trust you Sprout

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"E s c o r t

How do I measure my gash? Is there some sort of snack container?

You get someone to shout into it and then measure the time between the echoes

Hahaha. This is it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audi S3 and BMW M4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on. So what if you used to own a sports car, but now own a Ford ka with a dent in the side?

Or vice versa…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dacia duster........don't laugh it's a bloody good car

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

A car that's just about big enough for fab meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choose not to have a car ... not sure what that says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on. So what if you used to own a sports car, but now own a Ford ka with a dent in the side?

Or vice versa…?"

Sensible ?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I have an awd sportage

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

My people carrier died last year, 8 months before I became eligible for a company vehicle, so I bought a Citroen C4 (15 plate) to fill the void. Trouble is, I quite like it, so I'm happy to take the cash allowance for now and I haven't even logged in to the company car portal to check them out

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

1967 Ford Country Squire. Blue. With the real wood sidepanels.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"1967 Ford Country Squire. Blue. With the real wood sidepanels. "

*wolf whistle*

That’s a hell of a thing.

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"1967 Ford Country Squire. Blue. With the real wood sidepanels.

*wolf whistle*

That’s a hell of a thing."

You should see me try to parallel park it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1967 Ford Country Squire. Blue. With the real wood sidepanels. "

So yours needs a lot of looking after?

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"1967 Ford Country Squire. Blue. With the real wood sidepanels.

So yours needs a lot of looking after? "

I self maintain very well. All 19 feet.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I ride a bicycle. You should see the effect it's had on my vulva!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A dirty big pickup

With big AT tyres on her,,

Shes very clean on the inside though,,

Thats very important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Subaru Impreza in blue with gold stickers, have to mention the stickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you don’t drive but get driven around instead? Makes me a wanker doesn’t it?

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By *orksguy1965Man
over a year ago

Howden

Mercedes E class

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"What if you don’t drive but get driven around instead? Makes me a wanker doesn’t it? "

Snap!!

I'm sure I drive him up the wall though!

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Mk5 vw golf gti edition30. Never had complaints on my cock size YET though ??

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I have an Audi rs3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you don’t drive but get driven around instead? Makes me a wanker doesn’t it?

Snap!!

I'm sure I drive him up the wall though!

Oh I definitely drive him up the wall for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if you don’t drive but get driven around instead? Makes me a wanker doesn’t it?

Snap!!

I'm sure I drive him up the wall though!

Oh I definitely drive him up the wall for sure

I'm sure that's just a woman's job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a car for the first time in my driving life, this time I put it in Fs name and I'm mostly driven around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford Focus. Husband rarely drives as I value my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a car for the first time in my driving life, this time I put it in Fs name and I'm mostly driven around

Oh you’ve join the passenger princess club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a car for the first time in my driving life, this time I put it in Fs name and I'm mostly driven around

Oh you’ve join the passenger princess club

Can I borrow your skirt? I've already got the tiara, but yes it would appear so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a vagina, I do have a bmw m140i though.

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

He drives a Renault trafic van and a Mini Cooper , Mrs S drives a c class coupe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a vagina, I do have a bmw m140i though."

Then you do have a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a car for the first time in my driving life, this time I put it in Fs name and I'm mostly driven around

Oh you’ve join the passenger princess club

Can I borrow your skirt? I've already got the tiara, but yes it would appear so

I’ll sort you out don’t worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a car for the first time in my driving life, this time I put it in Fs name and I'm mostly driven around

Oh you’ve join the passenger princess club

Can I borrow your skirt? I've already got the tiara, but yes it would appear so

I’ll sort you out don’t worry

19th April or 20th Feb, whichever you think would suit me better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny?

This seems to be the current consensus

So where would a work van put me on the fanny scale?

Think you've been categorised already haven't you?

Ah yes, the baggy fanny that caused the imaginary menopause

You're a wee bit young for the menopause aren't you?

Well who are us women to judge? We must take the opinion of a young man as the truth

Loose lips sink chickens and all that

Well this chicken must be well and truly sunk

The lips shattered my dreams

My lips shatter more than dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ride a bicycle. You should see the effect it's had on my vulva!

I do wish you'd stop referring to me as a bicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeep Renegade trailhawk.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

My sister owns and drives an Audi Q3 and a Porsche 911 - She is 76 years old

Me? Quite happy with my Skoda Yeti which hopefully will be joined by a Mazda MX5 for the summer months, if I can find one at the right price.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing i drive is Inked....up the wall.

Our family car is a Peugeot 3008 though

(Mrs)

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By *adbod2godbodMan
over a year ago

Manchester

2002 Mini Cooper

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I ride a bicycle. You should see the effect it's had on my vulva!

I do wish you'd stop referring to me as a bicycle

That's not what you say when I go downhill on you

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

A35 AMG and a wee Copen

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I drive a 7 seater….this has no relevance to the size of my cock

it kinda suggests it has been busy though!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Him Jeep Grand Cherokee and her Astra SRI

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By *ssexmickMan
over a year ago

Rawreth

How about a metallic Jaguar Xfs whats my definition then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Canyonero. 65 tons of American pride!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

VW ID3 Pro....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boring VW.. Reliability !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nissan

Quasqui

Heap of shit

Think Kevin’s a bit like me

Needs a new engine

Would never pass MOT

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By *ime to shineMan
over a year ago

Away

Ahahah BMW 4 Series M Sport Ive only got a tiny 8 inches to offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nissan

Quasqui

Heap of shit

Think Kevin’s a bit like me

Needs a new engine

Would never pass MOT

Get rid ASAP. We had one and hated it towards the end.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I ride a bicycle. You should see the effect it's had on my vulva!

Ok.

I must warn you though…

It’ll need to be something very special to impress me as we’ve been running a Volvo for twenty years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone can answer, but I’m interested in the answers if anyone who has a vagina for study purposes.

As it’s concluded that sports cars will show the driver/owner will have a smaller penis than a driver/owner of a more modest family saloon or hatchback.

I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

I have a hatchback that's over a decade old. It's not a sporty flashy car but does have a dinky turbo. And I mean dinky! And the engine size is small.

And I heard men with flashy cars can need a personality extension rather than a penis one and are just usually a big ego that's very fragile. Can we do a study to see which is most common?

Braced for the comments!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what I’ve noticed is the amount of unwanted and unwarranted car pics in my inbox from guys…….

This was an unexpected result from this research.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"So what I’ve noticed is the amount of unwanted and unwarranted car pics in my inbox from guys…….

This was an unexpected result from this research. "

Car pics my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunny has a MX5 and a Merc Slk she likes the top down !!.

Me I drive a family hack diesel SUV slow as fuck but did have a fast Subaru estate car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what I’ve noticed is the amount of unwanted and unwarranted car pics in my inbox from guys…….

This was an unexpected result from this research. "

Will you send me a pic of yours please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a ford focus for work and a Maserati granturismo for weekends but considering changing to a Nissan gtr or old Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what I’ve noticed is the amount of unwanted and unwarranted car pics in my inbox from guys…….

This was an unexpected result from this research. "

Lol

No sugar puffs or boobies

Just car pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ride a bicycle. You should see the effect it's had on my vulva!

I do wish you'd stop referring to me as a bicycle

That's not what you say when I go downhill on you

Yeah, but that's not in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what type it was but my ex said that I used to drive her up the wall

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

I has and always will be a BMW.

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11

"Don't have one at the moment

Car or cunt?

Either

This says a lot.

I do have to use a wheelbarrow to move my cock around though "

One wheel or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have one at the moment

Car or cunt?

Either

This says a lot.

I do have to use a wheelbarrow to move my cock around though

One wheel or two?"

It needs two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what I’ve noticed is the amount of unwanted and unwarranted car pics in my inbox from guys…….

This was an unexpected result from this research.

Car pics or my arse

I never get this question in my inbox?…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what I’ve noticed is the amount of unwanted and unwarranted car pics in my inbox from guys…….

This was an unexpected result from this research.

Lol

No sugar puffs or boobies

Just car pics

I know, it’s like I’ve subscribed to Autotrader.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone can answer, but I’m interested in the answers if anyone who has a vagina for study purposes.

As it’s concluded that sports cars will show the driver/owner will have a smaller penis than a driver/owner of a more modest family saloon or hatchback.

I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

I have a hatchback that's over a decade old. It's not a sporty flashy car but does have a dinky turbo. And I mean dinky! And the engine size is small.

And I heard men with flashy cars can need a personality extension rather than a penis one and are just usually a big ego that's very fragile. Can we do a study to see which is most common?

Braced for the comments! "

Brave

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11

"Don't have one at the moment

Car or cunt?

Either

This says a lot.

I do have to use a wheelbarrow to move my cock around though

One wheel or two?

It needs two "

Two people or two wheels

Poor old Billy

had a 6 foot willy

showed it to the girl next door

she thought it was a snake

so she hit it a rake

and now it's only 2 foot 4.

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11

the engine size is small.

Size does not matter, so they what has a small says, it's what powers it that matters!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two people or two wheels

……

Poor old Billy

had a 6 foot willy

showed it to the girl next door

she thought it was a snake

so she hit it a rake

and now it's only 2 foot 4."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 2021 Seat Leon FR Sport

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Have 4 to choose from, usually jump in the runabout to head to the shops as wherever I seem to park in my nice car, someone always parks right next to me, even in an empty car park......what's that about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have 4 to choose from, usually jump in the runabout to head to the shops as wherever I seem to park in my nice car, someone always parks right next to me, even in an empty car park......what's that about?

I wanted you to say you drove a Golf so much. It would have made my flippin’ day.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I wanted you to say you drove a Golf so much. It would have made my flippin’ day.

Now come on, we would never have anything associated with that sport, plus they are sooooo drab and boring, bit like BMW's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CLS estate, what this means?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

An ex rep mobile estate.

Running it into the ground and won't replace til it's dead because it costs £30/Yr to tax and averages 70mpg on the motorway.

Butt fuck ugly and I never wash it.

But I don't qualify for a sports car unfortunately........

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Family Bus. with carseats, bailer twine, blue water pipe and chicken food in it normally (not chickens)

Nicknamed The Dusty Bin cos I can't be arsed to hoover it out

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I’ll keep you informed with what this all means. "

Have you been able to draw any conclusions yet Woody? Enquiring minds want to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mini Cooper.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I just realised that one thing we have learned already is that Star80s actually does drive a woody.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

A transit tipper as I’m tight so my work vehicle doubles as my out of work vehicle maybe need to get a car I’d hoping to meet a new lass haha

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By *otryMan
over a year ago

On the road

Tesla. Nice and spacious when dogging

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By *pentoall555Man
over a year ago

benfleet

Bloody hell. Let her have it

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By *pentoall555Man
over a year ago

benfleet

Tesla X my dream car

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By *tagman6930Man
over a year ago

SW London

Mine has 6.3 litres of throbbing V8 at the front. Very environmentally friendly.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"A transit tipper as I’m tight so my work vehicle doubles as my out of work vehicle maybe need to get a car I’d hoping to meet a new lass haha "

Hope you've got the obligatory broom sticking up behind the cab!

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

A class x

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"A transit tipper as I’m tight so my work vehicle doubles as my out of work vehicle maybe need to get a car I’d hoping to meet a new lass haha

Hope you've got the obligatory broom sticking up behind the cab!"

Haha I do mate, hard and soft broom, rake and long pry bar

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I just realised that one thing we have learned already is that Star80s actually does drive a woody."

I love me a good woody.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I love me a good woody. "

The only tragedy is that Woody’s not here right now to see that. I’m sure he’ll be back soon.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

A lovely SLK but I don’t get out much any more drove 800 miles in past year. 8 years old and still under 15 k miles

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By *emofaJamesMan
over a year ago

London

EB110 - a tad old, but does the job

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By *uthenticDreamsMan
over a year ago

manchester

Just Got a Etron Q8 today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Rolls Royce...

... because it's good for my voice.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"A transit tipper as I’m tight so my work vehicle doubles as my out of work vehicle maybe need to get a car I’d hoping to meet a new lass haha

Hope you've got the obligatory broom sticking up behind the cab!

Haha I do mate, hard and soft broom, rake and long pry bar "

Funnily enough, I was following one today and I thought to myself "Whoever designed those created a vehicle brimming with character".

Solid and functional. A hard act to follow if there is a new incarnation.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A 2012 Renault estate. Mr KC has never learned to drive.

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By *ob357Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

1967 Series 2a landrover

997 Carrera S

Ford ranger pickup

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I walk. Does that mean I have genitalia like Barbie (none)?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I drive a variety of cars... currently two phase 1 916 alfas. ( 2.0 spider and gtv

Also a MG Hs and mgf

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By *otfoot377Man
over a year ago

Chingford

Just a fiat 500, I’m not sure if this is going to be good admit to, it does the job fine.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"What’s the theory? Flash car equals baggy fanny and sensible car equals tight fanny? "

From my personal experience. Yes very tight

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By *Kcouple292022Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mine has 6.3 litres of throbbing V8 at the front. Very environmentally friendly."

Well if your meaning a Mercedes C63 etc then your already overcompensating as the engine size is actually only a 6.2 even though it’s badged as a 6.3 - google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a vagina, I do have a bmw m140i though.

Then you do have a vagina

Oh that's what that is between my legs...

I love it, I had a 325i but I much prefer this one

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

It’s threads like this that make me pleased I drive a mini.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"It’s threads like this that make me pleased I drive a mini."

How do you fit in a Mini?.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

I drive a kia sorrento 4x4

Or a 6 berth camper

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It’s threads like this that make me pleased I drive a mini.

How do you fit in a Mini?.

Modern ones are surprisingly roomy! But I do like a snug fit

I actually had an old mini as my first car. That really was a squeeze. Still managed lots of special grown ups hugs though!

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By *ikynminnyCouple
over a year ago

Blaydon

Merc ml420cdi 4litre v8

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I drive a sports car I have a gaping bashed in vagina? Or if I own a modest hatchback it's a beautiful tight little slit?

I need to change my car...."

Other way round. Sports car = Virginal beaver. Big old banger = big old banger

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"It’s threads like this that make me pleased I drive a mini.

How do you fit in a Mini?.

But is it a real mini or a european set of alloys and wheel arches with a space somewhere in the middle for occupants, masquerading under the iconic name?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

So the car that I chose is a large family Renault hatchback chosen in particular for its spacious capacity. We have two kids so there probably is a correlation between car choice and my poor battered fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

Of FFS Julie I'm at work you're not supposed to make me laugh like that

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

Bravo, Beef!! Your work here is done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

What colour car is it?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

What colour car is it?

Black with a few dents and scratches

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I wonder how fabulous the woman’s bits are compared to what car they drive. … I may need to see pictures.

What colour car is it?

Black with a few dents and scratches

It's got a decent rack on top though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive my work horse. This is a Mercedes sprinter van. Full of tools and 1 more when the apprentice is sat in it lol

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"It’s threads like this that make me pleased I drive a mini.

How do you fit in a Mini?.

Modern ones are surprisingly roomy! But I do like a snug fit

I actually had an old mini as my first car. That really was a squeeze. Still managed lots of special grown ups hugs though!"

Did you just stick a leg out of each front window? Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suzuki Swift

Vauxhall Vivaro for work.

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By *emofaJamesMan
over a year ago

London

XJ220 a bit tired but a great runaround.

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By *uncouple_12Couple
over a year ago

bristol

We have a ford kuga

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It’s threads like this that make me pleased I drive a mini.

How do you fit in a Mini?.

Modern ones are surprisingly roomy! But I do like a snug fit

I actually had an old mini as my first car. That really was a squeeze. Still managed lots of special grown ups hugs though!

Did you just stick a leg out of each front window? Ha "

Haha that’s right! Used the wing mirrors like stirrups for her feet….

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