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The Sunday Late Late Nocturnal Thread - in association with Barry White. The Walrus of Love

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Sunday Nocturnal, a place for peace and love. The first, the last - the everything

It’s Sunday after playing the weekend game, baby.

So join me for a thread full of banter, music, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours. I’m sure no-one will see the trouble in me

Everyone is welcome here - just the way you are

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Now let the music play…

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it not first

Oh, yeah hi all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "

That's still a fine leg wonko

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?"

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall returneth after shower then I shall enjoy the nocturnal banter from the comfort of my bed

Bbiab

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening "

Hi beautiful. Gorgeous new pic by the way

Welcome to tonight’s love-in. Hope you’re well?

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

.•°°

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello "

Hi Wonko. Welcome and thanks for the new pic… . Hope you’re well? A drink perhaps?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Damn it not first

Oh, yeah hi all "

Hi lovely! And not quite first but still very welcome to tonight’s shenanigans. Hope you’re doing good?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening

Hi beautiful. Gorgeous new pic by the way

Welcome to tonight’s love-in. Hope you’re well? "

Good evening LB - and Bert . Just pipped by Nero, anyone else and I may have been annoyed

I am very well thank you but very tired so am unlikely to be awake long. How are you lovely? Have you had a peaceful day?x

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I shall returneth after shower then I shall enjoy the nocturnal banter from the comfort of my bed

Bbiab"

Hi gorgeous. Hope you have a nice shower and lather up everywhere

Your drink will be here when you return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

That's still a fine leg wonko "

Thanks

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


".•°°"

Hi Princess

Hope you’re well tonight? What gorgeous cocktail can I fetch for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Hi Wonko. Welcome and thanks for the new pic… . Hope you’re well? A drink perhaps? "

In bed already as I'm up at 4.30 for work so will pass on the drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes.

Hoping you will be the answer to all my dreams and be like a first morning dew on a brand new day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

That's still a fine leg wonko

Thanks "

It's a bit of a tree trunk

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening LB and gorgeous Noc folk. I can't get enough of this theme baby!

J

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening

Hi beautiful. Gorgeous new pic by the way

Welcome to tonight’s love-in. Hope you’re well?

Good evening LB - and Bert . Just pipped by Nero, anyone else and I may have been annoyed

I am very well thank you but very tired so am unlikely to be awake long. How are you lovely? Have you had a peaceful day?x "

Oh thanks for introducing Bert darling. He likes to be famous as he’s a bit fame-hungry

I hope the weekend social was great fun and don’t worry about staying up late. Sundays are chilled affairs. I’ve had a gorgeous day thank you and im smiling from ear to ear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Good evening Littlebird

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello

Hi Wonko. Welcome and thanks for the new pic… . Hope you’re well? A drink perhaps?

In bed already as I'm up at 4.30 for work so will pass on the drink"

Ah ok lovely. I hope you get a really nice sleep then but thank you for stopping by to the nocturnal. Your presence is always really appreciated

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, can't get enough of your love babe, dang gonna have to work on my bass voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s things everyone Samuel from dublin

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes.

Hoping you will be the answer to all my dreams and be like a first morning dew on a brand new day.... "

Good evening lovely

Oh I might be the answer to many dreams… but that’s highly unlikely

Can I get you a drink darling?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening LB and gorgeous Noc folk. I can't get enough of this theme baby!

J"

Hi gorgeous. Thanks for stopping by and my Sunday rules are Barry White all day long darling… because he just rocks my world

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Hi Princess

Hope you’re well tonight? What gorgeous cocktail can I fetch for you? "

Good evening .•°°

I'm.... okay, can I have something really strong please.

.•°°

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Littlebird "

Good evening gorgeous. How are you doing this evening? Hope the social went brilliantly

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Howdy y'all, can't get enough of your love babe, dang gonna have to work on my bass voice"

Good evening cowboy. And just rock the voice you have… that’s what Barry would want

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all!"

Good evening beautiful. Thanks for stopping by tonight. How’s your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin'

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"How’s things everyone Samuel from dublin "

Good evening Samuel and thanks for joining the nocturnal. We love to welcome newbies here. Pull up a chair, I’ll get you a drink and see what conversations might take your fancy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Littlebird

Good evening gorgeous. How are you doing this evening? Hope the social went brilliantly "

It was amazing and I'm utterly shattered and broken haha

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/br-Dy3puDoc "practice what you preach" Barry white

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink? "

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


".•°°

Hi Princess

Hope you’re well tonight? What gorgeous cocktail can I fetch for you?

Good evening .•°°

I'm.... okay, can I have something really strong please.

.•°°"

Of course darling. I will join you if I may? 2 Long Island iced teas coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Good evening beautiful. Thanks for stopping by tonight. How’s your day been? "

Fabulous.

Have Bern in an airbnb in the New Forest with daughter and the dog for the weekend. It's been lovely

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evenin'"

Good evening darling. Welcome to the nocturnal. How was your day? And can I get you a drink?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Littlebird

Good evening gorgeous. How are you doing this evening? Hope the social went brilliantly

It was amazing and I'm utterly shattered and broken haha "

I’m glad to hear it. Now you’re back I shall bombard you with memes

But not til tomorrow

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"https://youtu.be/br-Dy3puDoc "practice what you preach" Barry white"

Oh cowboy! What a tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes.

Hoping you will be the answer to all my dreams and be like a first morning dew on a brand new day....

Good evening lovely

Oh I might be the answer to many dreams… but that’s highly unlikely

Can I get you a drink darling? "

I'll have an Amaretto with ice please. Can you ask Bert to let the music play..?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Littlebird

Good evening gorgeous. How are you doing this evening? Hope the social went brilliantly

It was amazing and I'm utterly shattered and broken haha

I’m glad to hear it. Now you’re back I shall bombard you with memes

But not til tomorrow "

Haha ill be ready for them tomorrow

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar."

Your wish is my command Sir

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening

Hi beautiful. Gorgeous new pic by the way

Welcome to tonight’s love-in. Hope you’re well?

Good evening LB - and Bert . Just pipped by Nero, anyone else and I may have been annoyed

I am very well thank you but very tired so am unlikely to be awake long. How are you lovely? Have you had a peaceful day?x

Oh thanks for introducing Bert darling. He likes to be famous as he’s a bit fame-hungry

I hope the weekend social was great fun and don’t worry about staying up late. Sundays are chilled affairs. I’ve had a gorgeous day thank you and im smiling from ear to ear "

Ernie being the shy sibling

It was so much fun and I very much look forward to the next! I'm glad you had a wonderful day

I shall bid all you beautiful Nocturnals goodnight before my phone smacks me in the face

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all!

Good evening beautiful. Thanks for stopping by tonight. How’s your day been?

Fabulous.

Have Bern in an airbnb in the New Forest with daughter and the dog for the weekend. It's been lovely"

Oh that sounds amazing

So glad it was fabulous… just like you darling

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Good evening sunshine hope you are well this Sunday evening

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes.

Hoping you will be the answer to all my dreams and be like a first morning dew on a brand new day....

Good evening lovely

Oh I might be the answer to many dreams… but that’s highly unlikely

Can I get you a drink darling?

I'll have an Amaretto with ice please. Can you ask Bert to let the music play..? "

Coming right up… and Ernie is better with the music. I’ll ask him

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Littlebird

Good evening gorgeous. How are you doing this evening? Hope the social went brilliantly

It was amazing and I'm utterly shattered and broken haha

I’m glad to hear it. Now you’re back I shall bombard you with memes

But not til tomorrow

Haha ill be ready for them tomorrow "

He had too much tequila

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Littlebird

Good evening gorgeous. How are you doing this evening? Hope the social went brilliantly

It was amazing and I'm utterly shattered and broken haha

I’m glad to hear it. Now you’re back I shall bombard you with memes

But not til tomorrow

Haha ill be ready for them tomorrow "

Good… hold on to your hat. There’s some corkers

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening

Hi beautiful. Gorgeous new pic by the way

Welcome to tonight’s love-in. Hope you’re well?

Good evening LB - and Bert . Just pipped by Nero, anyone else and I may have been annoyed

I am very well thank you but very tired so am unlikely to be awake long. How are you lovely? Have you had a peaceful day?x

Oh thanks for introducing Bert darling. He likes to be famous as he’s a bit fame-hungry

I hope the weekend social was great fun and don’t worry about staying up late. Sundays are chilled affairs. I’ve had a gorgeous day thank you and im smiling from ear to ear

Ernie being the shy sibling

It was so much fun and I very much look forward to the next! I'm glad you had a wonderful day

I shall bid all you beautiful Nocturnals goodnight before my phone smacks me in the face "

Goodnight beautiful. Wishing you lovely dreams of your lovely weekend

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Littlebird

Good evening gorgeous. How are you doing this evening? Hope the social went brilliantly

It was amazing and I'm utterly shattered and broken haha

I’m glad to hear it. Now you’re back I shall bombard you with memes

But not til tomorrow

Haha ill be ready for them tomorrow

He had too much tequila "

Not my fault ...Booty forces me to drink it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I actually love a bit of Barry White.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Good evening Littlebird

Good evening gorgeous. How are you doing this evening? Hope the social went brilliantly

It was amazing and I'm utterly shattered and broken haha

I’m glad to hear it. Now you’re back I shall bombard you with memes

But not til tomorrow

Haha ill be ready for them tomorrow

Good… hold on to your hat. There’s some corkers "

Yay

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session? "

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening sunshine hope you are well this Sunday evening "

Hello beautiful

I’m fine and dandy thank you and I hope you’ve enjoyed your weekend shenanigans too? I bet you aren’t suffering like Grumps

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine "

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I actually love a bit of Barry White. "

I’m really glad to hear that Magneto darling as me too

Hope you’re well and pull up a comfy to enjoy the music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes.

Hoping you will be the answer to all my dreams and be like a first morning dew on a brand new day....

Good evening lovely

Oh I might be the answer to many dreams… but that’s highly unlikely

Can I get you a drink darling?

I'll have an Amaretto with ice please. Can you ask Bert to let the music play..?

Coming right up… and Ernie is better with the music. I’ll ask him "

Thank you. I would have felt a right tit asking him myself....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness "

Standard

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not the first, maybe the last

Good evening! Today we have done housework. We've made sponge pudding (I'm still VERY full) and I've had a helpful realisation re: a trip to Spain in the summer. I have been violently røbbed by SleazyJet but now have a flight each way. Bloody røbber's dogs!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness "

You haven’t

But I bet you have… floozy

I will have to deal with that later as right now I’m peeing myself

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Did y'all ever watch "Ally McBeal" Barry white did a cameo

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnes.

Hoping you will be the answer to all my dreams and be like a first morning dew on a brand new day....

Good evening lovely

Oh I might be the answer to many dreams… but that’s highly unlikely

Can I get you a drink darling?

I'll have an Amaretto with ice please. Can you ask Bert to let the music play..?

Coming right up… and Ernie is better with the music. I’ll ask him

Thank you. I would have felt a right tit asking him myself.... "

Oh right tits love being felt darling

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hellooooo

Running in late

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness

Standard "

Coming from you....... ha

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Sunday Nocturnal, a place for peace and love. The first, the last - the everything

It’s Sunday after playing the weekend game, baby.

So join me for a thread full of banter, music, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours. I’m sure no-one will see the trouble in me

Everyone is welcome here - just the way you are

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Now let the music play…"

Take it off

baby Take it off

I want you the way you came into the world .

I don't wanna feel any clothes

I don't want to see no panties

And take off that barassiere my dear

Everybody gone I'm takeing the reciever off the phone.

because baby you and me .huh this night were gonna get it on

to love serenade.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not the first, maybe the last

Good evening! Today we have done housework. We've made sponge pudding (I'm still VERY full) and I've had a helpful realisation re: a trip to Spain in the summer. I have been violently røbbed by SleazyJet but now have a flight each way. Bloody røbber's dogs!"

Hi gorgeous. Sponge pudding sounds wonderful and so does the holiday, even though you’ve had to put up with the sleazy-ness-jet people

Pull up a chair and I hope to hear some wonderful factoids later… if you have any ready

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Did y'all ever watch "Ally McBeal" Barry white did a cameo"

You betcha! I loved that episode. And I miss Ally McBeal

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hellooooo

Running in late "

Not at all girlfriend

Still very early in the nocturnal world. Hope your day has been good and you managed to sort your radiators

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness

Standard

Coming from you....... ha"

I know right

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Hi Princess

Hope you’re well tonight? What gorgeous cocktail can I fetch for you?

Good evening .•°°

I'm.... okay, can I have something really strong please.

.•°°

Of course darling. I will join you if I may? 2 Long Island iced teas coming right up "

That sounds perfect..•°°

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Sunday Nocturnal, a place for peace and love. The first, the last - the everything

It’s Sunday after playing the weekend game, baby.

So join me for a thread full of banter, music, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours. I’m sure no-one will see the trouble in me

Everyone is welcome here - just the way you are

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Now let the music play…

Take it off

baby Take it off

I want you the way you came into the world .

I don't wanna feel any clothes

I don't want to see no panties

And take off that barassiere my dear

Everybody gone I'm takeing the reciever off the phone.

because baby you and me .huh this night were gonna get it on

to love serenade."

Good evening Master R. Thank you for joining us and thank you from the bottom of my heart for re-playing those gorgeous lyrics for us. They made me all a flutter

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


".•°°

Hi Princess

Hope you’re well tonight? What gorgeous cocktail can I fetch for you?

Good evening .•°°

I'm.... okay, can I have something really strong please.

.•°°

Of course darling. I will join you if I may? 2 Long Island iced teas coming right up

That sounds perfect..•°°"

Guaranteed they’re the strong ones

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Did y'all ever watch "Ally McBeal" Barry white did a cameo"

Oh the dancing baby! I used to love Ally McBeal.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'll have an Amaretto with ice please. Can you ask Bert to let the music play..?

Coming right up… and Ernie is better with the music. I’ll ask him

Thank you. I would have felt a right tit asking him myself....

Oh right tits love being felt darling "

Oooolala. We have pert Bert not in a shirt...And Ernie liking to be felt is making me all fuzzy

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Did y'all ever watch "Ally McBeal" Barry white did a cameo

You betcha! I loved that episode. And I miss Ally McBeal "

You can see all barry's best bits on Ally McBeal and the cast on you tube its brillent

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Not the first, maybe the last

Good evening! Today we have done housework. We've made sponge pudding (I'm still VERY full) and I've had a helpful realisation re: a trip to Spain in the summer. I have been violently røbbed by SleazyJet but now have a flight each way. Bloody røbber's dogs!

Hi gorgeous. Sponge pudding sounds wonderful and so does the holiday, even though you’ve had to put up with the sleazy-ness-jet people

Pull up a chair and I hope to hear some wonderful factoids later… if you have any ready "

It's a kind-of holiday. A non standard one, to do a language & culture course. It would cost me less to travel back early the following morning with Mr. O'Leary's outfit, but too dear to justify a hotel overnight near the airport AND I'd be getting home at 08:30 on a Sunday, having flown home on a 03:00 wake up, to go to work Monday AM. So SleazyJet win

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh, and I'll find some niche facts

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness

You haven’t

But I bet you have… floozy

I will have to deal with that later as right now I’m peeing myself "

Well, whilst you take time to control yourself around me again, wheres my chair and drink?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Evening lovely LB, nocturnallers.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

I'll have an Amaretto with ice please. Can you ask Bert to let the music play..?

Coming right up… and Ernie is better with the music. I’ll ask him

Thank you. I would have felt a right tit asking him myself....

Oh right tits love being felt darling

Oooolala. We have pert Bert not in a shirt...And Ernie liking to be felt is making me all fuzzy "

Well

Fuzzy is good darling. But not quite as good as tingly

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

What up sluts?

LvM

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hello nocturnalistas.

Hope everyone had a good weekend.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Evening all

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread "

Hi beautiful. Has the thread closed now? Just do it anyway. I’m sure we all want to see your pic

Pull up a comfy next to me. I’ll get you a drink

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not the first, maybe the last

Good evening! Today we have done housework. We've made sponge pudding (I'm still VERY full) and I've had a helpful realisation re: a trip to Spain in the summer. I have been violently røbbed by SleazyJet but now have a flight each way. Bloody røbber's dogs!

Hi gorgeous. Sponge pudding sounds wonderful and so does the holiday, even though you’ve had to put up with the sleazy-ness-jet people

Pull up a chair and I hope to hear some wonderful factoids later… if you have any ready

It's a kind-of holiday. A non standard one, to do a language & culture course. It would cost me less to travel back early the following morning with Mr. O'Leary's outfit, but too dear to justify a hotel overnight near the airport AND I'd be getting home at 08:30 on a Sunday, having flown home on a 03:00 wake up, to go to work Monday AM. So SleazyJet win "

Oh my… they just win win win don’t they? But the break sounds amazing. So forget about sleazy and think about that darling

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Did y'all ever watch "Ally McBeal" Barry white did a cameo

You betcha! I loved that episode. And I miss Ally McBeal

You can see all barry's best bits on Ally McBeal and the cast on you tube its brillent "

I think I know what I’ll be doing when I head to bed. Thanks

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread "

Oh no, it only just filled up! If you have a pic share it here and we will be lovely about it!

J

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Did y'all ever watch "Ally McBeal" Barry white did a cameo

Oh the dancing baby! I used to love Ally McBeal.

J"

"I can't stop this feeling ,deep inside of me" can't do the um chak um Chaka chant

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness

You haven’t

But I bet you have… floozy

I will have to deal with that later as right now I’m peeing myself

Well, whilst you take time to control yourself around me again, wheres my chair and drink?

"

I’ll bring it right over darling… with your slapped arse

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread

Hi beautiful. Has the thread closed now? Just do it anyway. I’m sure we all want to see your pic

Pull up a comfy next to me. I’ll get you a drink "

Thanks LB. I'll have a Kraken and Cola please.

Yes, the thread's closed. My daughter and I went to a movie this afternoon, then I did dinner. I've only just got back from dropping her back at uni. Ironically she's now gone to a drag night at a gay club with her mates.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening lovely LB, nocturnallers."

Hi gorgeous. Thanks for joining the madhouse tonight. And thanks for “dispatching” today

Eeek! Exciting week. How’s your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey beauts

Hope everyone's good

I'm in some difficulty with these bloody glasses, you see

I'm like a blind women who lost her way

I can't see nothin

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What up sluts?

LvM"

Good evening darling. I think all the sluts are all good tonight. How about your fine self?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness

You haven’t

But I bet you have… floozy

I will have to deal with that later as right now I’m peeing myself

Well, whilst you take time to control yourself around me again, wheres my chair and drink?

I’ll bring it right over darling… with your slapped arse "

I'm bending, both cheeks please

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread

Oh no, it only just filled up! If you have a pic share it here and we will be lovely about it!

J"

I'll have to make myself up and take one. I've just left it far too late for unavoidable and excellent reasons. Lol

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all "

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Did y'all ever watch "Ally McBeal" Barry white did a cameo

Oh the dancing baby! I used to love Ally McBeal.

J "I can't stop this feeling ,deep inside of me" can't do the um chak um Chaka chant "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening lovely LB, nocturnallers.

Hi gorgeous. Thanks for joining the madhouse tonight. And thanks for “dispatching” today

Eeek! Exciting week. How’s your day been? "

Oooh you saw it! I'm too excited about dispatch and future receipt now

And excited about the exciting week!

It's been a very quiet day. Decompressing I think. And reflecting. And coming to realisations.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"What up sluts?

LvM

Good evening darling. I think all the sluts are all good tonight. How about your fine self? "

I suppose Sunday is more of a recovery day for them isn't it? This attention whore is stuck in the office for a little while longer so having to behave for now

LvM

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread

Hi beautiful. Has the thread closed now? Just do it anyway. I’m sure we all want to see your pic

Pull up a comfy next to me. I’ll get you a drink

Thanks LB. I'll have a Kraken and Cola please.

Yes, the thread's closed. My daughter and I went to a movie this afternoon, then I did dinner. I've only just got back from dropping her back at uni. Ironically she's now gone to a drag night at a gay club with her mates. "

Coming right up. And irony is such fun isn’t it?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Littlebird you gorgeous woman, fancy a scissor session?

Oh Boo darling… what took you so long? My horn level is reaching 9.5 and it’s been way too long

I would say grab a seat. But just sit on mine

Sorry for the delay, I've been looking at a certain person's penis pictures and chatting them up like a floozy, I do apologise for my lateness

You haven’t

But I bet you have… floozy

I will have to deal with that later as right now I’m peeing myself

Well, whilst you take time to control yourself around me again, wheres my chair and drink?

I’ll bring it right over darling… with your slapped arse

I'm bending, both cheeks please "

Coming right up… and the drink

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Good evening all

Anyone delivering bedtime cuppas?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening lovely LB, nocturnallers.

Hi gorgeous. Thanks for joining the madhouse tonight. And thanks for “dispatching” today

Eeek! Exciting week. How’s your day been?

Oooh you saw it! I'm too excited about dispatch and future receipt now

And excited about the exciting week!

It's been a very quiet day. Decompressing I think. And reflecting. And coming to realisations."

I shall model it with pride…

Well Bert and Ernie will

A quiet day isn’t all bad lovely. Time to unwind and reflect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oooolala. We have pert Bert not in a shirt...And Ernie liking to be felt is making me all fuzzy

Well

Fuzzy is good darling. But not quite as good as tingly "

Is Tingly the name for another part of your anatomy...?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Evening all

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been? "

Very good thanks.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What up sluts?

LvM

Good evening darling. I think all the sluts are all good tonight. How about your fine self?

I suppose Sunday is more of a recovery day for them isn't it? This attention whore is stuck in the office for a little while longer so having to behave for now

LvM"

I guess it is for some lovely. Not me though a day of being busy as always. So what attention would you like tonight. A drink? Something a little more… tempting?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening all

Anyone delivering bedtime cuppas? "

Of course beautiful. Whatever drink you like I shall deliver to all

How’s your day been?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Oooolala. We have pert Bert not in a shirt...And Ernie liking to be felt is making me all fuzzy

Well

Fuzzy is good darling. But not quite as good as tingly

Is Tingly the name for another part of your anatomy...? "

Oh she doesn’t have a name…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been?

Very good thanks. "

Glad to hear it. Can I get you a drink? Any music?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread

Oh no, it only just filled up! If you have a pic share it here and we will be lovely about it!

J

I'll have to make myself up and take one. I've just left it far too late for unavoidable and excellent reasons. Lol"

It sounds like you've had a lovely day! I'm not suggesting the Lounge repeats itself but I'm sure there'll be another opportunity for a shirt pic in the next week at least!

Jx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening lovely LB, nocturnallers.

Hi gorgeous. Thanks for joining the madhouse tonight. And thanks for “dispatching” today

Eeek! Exciting week. How’s your day been?

Oooh you saw it! I'm too excited about dispatch and future receipt now

And excited about the exciting week!

It's been a very quiet day. Decompressing I think. And reflecting. And coming to realisations.

I shall model it with pride…

Well Bert and Ernie will

A quiet day isn’t all bad lovely. Time to unwind and reflect "

Bert and Ernie will do it proud

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey beauts

Hope everyone's good

I'm in some difficulty with these bloody glasses, you see

I'm like a blind women who lost her way

I can't see nothin

"

Hi beautiful. I’m sorry I missed you.. my glasses aren’t great either, or that could just be my eyes

How are you doing tonight?

Ps. Awesome tune

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread

Oh no, it only just filled up! If you have a pic share it here and we will be lovely about it!

J

I'll have to make myself up and take one. I've just left it far too late for unavoidable and excellent reasons. Lol

It sounds like you've had a lovely day! I'm not suggesting the Lounge repeats itself but I'm sure there'll be another opportunity for a shirt pic in the next week at least!

Jx"

Shirt pic thread… weekly

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening lovely LB, nocturnallers.

Hi gorgeous. Thanks for joining the madhouse tonight. And thanks for “dispatching” today

Eeek! Exciting week. How’s your day been?

Oooh you saw it! I'm too excited about dispatch and future receipt now

And excited about the exciting week!

It's been a very quiet day. Decompressing I think. And reflecting. And coming to realisations.

I shall model it with pride…

Well Bert and Ernie will

A quiet day isn’t all bad lovely. Time to unwind and reflect

Bert and Ernie will do it proud

"

Thank you. Hope they’re speaking to each other that day

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Evening all

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been?

Very good thanks.

Glad to hear it. Can I get you a drink? Any music? "

Hope you're ok beautiful xx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi everyone.

I'm so disappointed I missed out on the shirt and hair up thread

Oh no, it only just filled up! If you have a pic share it here and we will be lovely about it!

J

I'll have to make myself up and take one. I've just left it far too late for unavoidable and excellent reasons. Lol

It sounds like you've had a lovely day! I'm not suggesting the Lounge repeats itself but I'm sure there'll be another opportunity for a shirt pic in the next week at least!

Jx

Shirt pic thread… weekly "

Lol, it just looked like fun.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hellooooo

Running in late

Not at all girlfriend

Still very early in the nocturnal world. Hope your day has been good and you managed to sort your radiators "

Hehehe

Plumbing fixed

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been?

Very good thanks.

Glad to hear it. Can I get you a drink? Any music?

Hope you're ok beautiful xx"

I’m really good thanks lovely. Not been on fab much lately as I’ve got a lot on. But smiling. Thank you for asking

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"What up sluts?

LvM

Good evening darling. I think all the sluts are all good tonight. How about your fine self?

I suppose Sunday is more of a recovery day for them isn't it? This attention whore is stuck in the office for a little while longer so having to behave for now

LvM

I guess it is for some lovely. Not me though a day of being busy as always. So what attention would you like tonight. A drink? Something a little more… tempting? "

Oh I could go for a drink with a side of temptation Did you have something in mind?

LvM

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hellooooo

Running in late

Not at all girlfriend

Still very early in the nocturnal world. Hope your day has been good and you managed to sort your radiators

Hehehe

Plumbing fixed "

Oh my… that was quick

You’ll have to recommend that particular plumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oooolala. We have pert Bert not in a shirt...And Ernie liking to be felt is making me all fuzzy

Well

Fuzzy is good darling. But not quite as good as tingly

Is Tingly the name for another part of your anatomy...?

Oh she doesn’t have a name… "

She just purrs and gets those chills multiplying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey beauts

Hope everyone's good

I'm in some difficulty with these bloody glasses, you see

I'm like a blind women who lost her way

I can't see nothin

Hi beautiful. I’m sorry I missed you.. my glasses aren’t great either, or that could just be my eyes

How are you doing tonight?

Ps. Awesome tune "

It's my fav, turned up loud lol

I'm sleepy but watching matrix revolutions and can't turn keanu off yet lol

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Evening all

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been?

Very good thanks.

Glad to hear it. Can I get you a drink? Any music?

Hope you're ok beautiful xx

I’m really good thanks lovely. Not been on fab much lately as I’ve got a lot on. But smiling. Thank you for asking "

You take care of yourself xxx

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What up sluts?

LvM

Good evening darling. I think all the sluts are all good tonight. How about your fine self?

I suppose Sunday is more of a recovery day for them isn't it? This attention whore is stuck in the office for a little while longer so having to behave for now

LvM

I guess it is for some lovely. Not me though a day of being busy as always. So what attention would you like tonight. A drink? Something a little more… tempting?

Oh I could go for a drink with a side of temptation Did you have something in mind?

LvM"

Coming right up. And I often have lots of things in mind… most of them led by temptation

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Oooolala. We have pert Bert not in a shirt...And Ernie liking to be felt is making me all fuzzy

Well

Fuzzy is good darling. But not quite as good as tingly

Is Tingly the name for another part of your anatomy...?

Oh she doesn’t have a name…

She just purrs and gets those chills multiplying "

Oh she definitely purrs…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A nocturnal fact.....

On this day in 1014, King Brian Boru of Ireland defeats Viking forces at Battle of Clontarf, freeing Ireland from foreign control.

I like the idea of a King Brian

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been?

Very good thanks.

Glad to hear it. Can I get you a drink? Any music?

Hope you're ok beautiful xx

I’m really good thanks lovely. Not been on fab much lately as I’ve got a lot on. But smiling. Thank you for asking

You take care of yourself xxx"

Thank you. I will. I’m used to being 100 miles an hour

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey beauts

Hope everyone's good

I'm in some difficulty with these bloody glasses, you see

I'm like a blind women who lost her way

I can't see nothin

Hi beautiful. I’m sorry I missed you.. my glasses aren’t great either, or that could just be my eyes

How are you doing tonight?

Ps. Awesome tune

It's my fav, turned up loud lol

I'm sleepy but watching matrix revolutions and can't turn keanu off yet lol"

Loud is the only way to play the gorgeous Mr White. And don’t ever turn off Keanu… he’s just perfect eye candy

Enjoy xx

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"A nocturnal fact.....

On this day in 1014, King Brian Boru of Ireland defeats Viking forces at Battle of Clontarf, freeing Ireland from foreign control.

I like the idea of a King Brian "

Long live Brian *

* he’s not the Messiah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellooooo

Running in late "

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

It is such a beautiful, reassuring, nerve-soothing joy to come back after another evening of toil to find the Noctural denizens glittering, jewels poured in rich profusion down daringly décolletéed dresses. The homely sound of expertly creaked bedsprings weaves a gauzy sensuality around the murmur of voices and the chilled clink of ice against tilted tumblers.

You wonderful people are balm to the frazzled soul, and the delicious kleine vögel the balmiest (note spelling) of all.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar.

·

Your wish is my command Sir "

°

I also seemed to have missed out on the Shirt Up challenge thread today.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I actually love a bit of Barry White.

I’m really glad to hear that Magneto darling as me too

Hope you’re well and pull up a comfy to enjoy the music "

Yeah I'm gonna let the music play.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Sunday Nocturnal, a place for peace and love. The first, the last - the everything

It’s Sunday after playing the weekend game, baby.

So join me for a thread full of banter, music, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours. I’m sure no-one will see the trouble in me

Everyone is welcome here - just the way you are

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Now let the music play…

Take it off

baby Take it off

I want you the way you came into the world .

I don't wanna feel any clothes

I don't want to see no panties

And take off that barassiere my dear

Everybody gone I'm takeing the reciever off the phone.

because baby you and me .huh this night were gonna get it on

to love serenade.

Good evening Master R. Thank you for joining us and thank you from the bottom of my heart for re-playing those gorgeous lyrics for us. They made me all a flutter "

You should hear my barry white voice . pleased to have been of service . my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oooolala. We have pert Bert not in a shirt...And Ernie liking to be felt is making me all fuzzy

Well

Fuzzy is good darling. But not quite as good as tingly

Is Tingly the name for another part of your anatomy...?

Oh she doesn’t have a name…

She just purrs and gets those chills multiplying

Oh she definitely purrs… "

Before she devours her prey...

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hellooooo

Running in late

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position "

It’s not a position for men silly

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar.

·

Your wish is my command Sir

°

I also seemed to have missed out on the Shirt Up challenge thread today. "

I can start a part II? Or just share it here?

J

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"It is such a beautiful, reassuring, nerve-soothing joy to come back after another evening of toil to find the Noctural denizens glittering, jewels poured in rich profusion down daringly décolletéed dresses. The homely sound of expertly creaked bedsprings weaves a gauzy sensuality around the murmur of voices and the chilled clink of ice against tilted tumblers.

You wonderful people are balm to the frazzled soul, and the delicious kleine vögel the balmiest (note spelling) of all. "

Good evening darling. Sounds like you’ve had a busy day so rest your weary feet here for a while. And thank you. I’m delighted to be only balmy tonight and not the alternative

A drink Sir?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Evening all

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been?

Very good thanks.

Glad to hear it. Can I get you a drink? Any music?

Hope you're ok beautiful xx

I’m really good thanks lovely. Not been on fab much lately as I’ve got a lot on. But smiling. Thank you for asking

You take care of yourself xxx

Thank you. I will. I’m used to being 100 miles an hour "

When you want to take things slower get in touch xx

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar.

·

Your wish is my command Sir

°

I also seemed to have missed out on the Shirt Up challenge thread today. "

I hear them calling from the cheap seats for Shirt Up Part Deux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellooooo

Running in late

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position

It’s not a position for men silly "

I failed the tit cupping part miserably too...

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I actually love a bit of Barry White.

I’m really glad to hear that Magneto darling as me too

Hope you’re well and pull up a comfy to enjoy the music

Yeah I'm gonna let the music play. "

I’m very glad to hear it. There’s no trouble with you

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"It is such a beautiful, reassuring, nerve-soothing joy to come back after another evening of toil to find the Noctural denizens glittering, jewels poured in rich profusion down daringly décolletéed dresses. The homely sound of expertly creaked bedsprings weaves a gauzy sensuality around the murmur of voices and the chilled clink of ice against tilted tumblers.

You wonderful people are balm to the frazzled soul, and the delicious kleine vögel the balmiest (note spelling) of all.

Good evening darling. Sounds like you’ve had a busy day so rest your weary feet here for a while. And thank you. I’m delighted to be only balmy tonight and not the alternative

A drink Sir? "

Oh, le mot juste as ever, my pert avian. God yes, please. A Brandy Alexander would be a lovesome thing, god wot. And please do have something yourself.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Sunday Nocturnal, a place for peace and love. The first, the last - the everything

It’s Sunday after playing the weekend game, baby.

So join me for a thread full of banter, music, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours. I’m sure no-one will see the trouble in me

Everyone is welcome here - just the way you are

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Now let the music play…

Take it off

baby Take it off

I want you the way you came into the world .

I don't wanna feel any clothes

I don't want to see no panties

And take off that barassiere my dear

Everybody gone I'm takeing the reciever off the phone.

because baby you and me .huh this night were gonna get it on

to love serenade.

Good evening Master R. Thank you for joining us and thank you from the bottom of my heart for re-playing those gorgeous lyrics for us. They made me all a flutter

You should hear my barry white voice . pleased to have been of service . my dear "

Thank you. And I would love to hear that. Perhaps you can do us the service of a voice video?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Oooolala. We have pert Bert not in a shirt...And Ernie liking to be felt is making me all fuzzy

Well

Fuzzy is good darling. But not quite as good as tingly

Is Tingly the name for another part of your anatomy...?

Oh she doesn’t have a name…

She just purrs and gets those chills multiplying

Oh she definitely purrs…

Before she devours her prey... "

She is demure darling… much like myself

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all

Hi darling. Thanks for joining us tonight. How’s your day been?

Very good thanks.

Glad to hear it. Can I get you a drink? Any music?

Hope you're ok beautiful xx

I’m really good thanks lovely. Not been on fab much lately as I’ve got a lot on. But smiling. Thank you for asking

You take care of yourself xxx

Thank you. I will. I’m used to being 100 miles an hour

When you want to take things slower get in touch xx"

Thank you. I will

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hellooooo

Running in late

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position

It’s not a position for men silly

I failed the tit cupping part miserably too... "

I laughed a little too much at that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Any more nocturnal facts desired? Perhaps some birthdays on this day?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hellooooo

Running in late

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position

It’s not a position for men silly

I failed the tit cupping part miserably too... "

It’s a skill

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"It is such a beautiful, reassuring, nerve-soothing joy to come back after another evening of toil to find the Noctural denizens glittering, jewels poured in rich profusion down daringly décolletéed dresses. The homely sound of expertly creaked bedsprings weaves a gauzy sensuality around the murmur of voices and the chilled clink of ice against tilted tumblers.

You wonderful people are balm to the frazzled soul, and the delicious kleine vögel the balmiest (note spelling) of all.

Good evening darling. Sounds like you’ve had a busy day so rest your weary feet here for a while. And thank you. I’m delighted to be only balmy tonight and not the alternative

A drink Sir?

Oh, le mot juste as ever, my pert avian. God yes, please. A Brandy Alexander would be a lovesome thing, god wot. And please do have something yourself."

Then it shall be a Brandy Alexander darling coming right up

I already have a drink.. I’m on the hard stuff tonight. Earl Grey

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Any more nocturnal facts desired? Perhaps some birthdays on this day? "

Oh yes please KC. I do love factoids

It’s the geek in me…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hellooooo

Running in late

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position

It’s not a position for men silly

I failed the tit cupping part miserably too...

It’s a skill "

It most certainly is when you do it girlfriend

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Sunday Nocturnal, a place for peace and love. The first, the last - the everything

It’s Sunday after playing the weekend game, baby.

So join me for a thread full of banter, music, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours. I’m sure no-one will see the trouble in me

Everyone is welcome here - just the way you are

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Now let the music play…

Take it off

baby Take it off

I want you the way you came into the world .

I don't wanna feel any clothes

I don't want to see no panties

And take off that barassiere my dear

Everybody gone I'm takeing the reciever off the phone.

because baby you and me .huh this night were gonna get it on

to love serenade.

Good evening Master R. Thank you for joining us and thank you from the bottom of my heart for re-playing those gorgeous lyrics for us. They made me all a flutter

You should hear my barry white voice . pleased to have been of service . my dear

Thank you. And I would love to hear that. Perhaps you can do us the service of a voice video? "

Sadly I can't do that on this old phone I use for fab .

But I'll give a great recommendation

Of great Barry song .

Let me live my life Lovering you babe .

Its barry at his best .

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar.

·

Your wish is my command Sir

°

I also seemed to have missed out on the Shirt Up challenge thread today.

I can start a part II? Or just share it here?

J"

There's only so much acrylic and man-made fibres I can take, dårling Jülië.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Sunday Nocturnal, a place for peace and love. The first, the last - the everything

It’s Sunday after playing the weekend game, baby.

So join me for a thread full of banter, music, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours. I’m sure no-one will see the trouble in me

Everyone is welcome here - just the way you are

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Now let the music play…

Take it off

baby Take it off

I want you the way you came into the world .

I don't wanna feel any clothes

I don't want to see no panties

And take off that barassiere my dear

Everybody gone I'm takeing the reciever off the phone.

because baby you and me .huh this night were gonna get it on

to love serenade.

Good evening Master R. Thank you for joining us and thank you from the bottom of my heart for re-playing those gorgeous lyrics for us. They made me all a flutter

You should hear my barry white voice . pleased to have been of service . my dear

Thank you. And I would love to hear that. Perhaps you can do us the service of a voice video?

Sadly I can't do that on this old phone I use for fab .

But I'll give a great recommendation

Of great Barry song .

Let me live my life Lovering you babe .

Its barry at his best ."

That is disappointing but maybe one day.

And you absolutely nailed my favourite Barry White song

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar.

·

Your wish is my command Sir

°

I also seemed to have missed out on the Shirt Up challenge thread today.

I can start a part II? Or just share it here?

J

There's only so much acrylic and man-made fibres I can take, dårling Jülië. "

Oh Nero darling…. Please don’t keep talking about your weekend outfits. It gets a little tiring hearing about your Gertrude wardrobe

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

On this day in 1976 the Ramones released the debut lp

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"On this day in 1976 the Ramones released the debut lp"

Excellent factoid… and an excellent album

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar.

·

Your wish is my command Sir

°

I also seemed to have missed out on the Shirt Up challenge thread today.

I can start a part II? Or just share it here?

J

There's only so much acrylic and man-made fibres I can take, dårling Jülië. "

Can I rôly-eye this?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellooooo

Running in late

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position

It’s not a position for men silly

I failed the tit cupping part miserably too...

It’s a skill "

Think you've earned your place in the tit cupping guild... I hear you're highly regarded in lip biting circles too..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Today, 23 April, is John Cena's birthday. But how old is our John, this day?

Post your guesses.....

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"F¹rst amongst equals, you darling doyennes and handsomest of gentlemen of the eponymous Nocturnal Snúg Bàr.

I hope this evening is treating you with delight?

·

Good evening darling. Congratulations on being first poster tonight. Can I get you something? Or a drink?

Dear Le Petit Oiseau, can you please kindly pour yourself into a Champagne Flute and let me play an effervescent tune as I sip your Nocturnal nectar.

·

Your wish is my command Sir

°

I also seemed to have missed out on the Shirt Up challenge thread today.

I can start a part II? Or just share it here?

J

There's only so much acrylic and man-made fibres I can take, dårling Jülië.

Can I rôly-eye this?

J"

I think I scored +1. See above ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Good evening beautiful ones and welcome to the Sunday Nocturnal, a place for peace and love. The first, the last - the everything

It’s Sunday after playing the weekend game, baby.

So join me for a thread full of banter, music, outrageous flirting and chatting shit til the early hours. I’m sure no-one will see the trouble in me

Everyone is welcome here - just the way you are

Newbies, lurkers, regulars, lovers, kissers and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Now let the music play…

Take it off

baby Take it off

I want you the way you came into the world .

I don't wanna feel any clothes

I don't want to see no panties

And take off that barassiere my dear

Everybody gone I'm takeing the reciever off the phone.

because baby you and me .huh this night were gonna get it on

to love serenade.

Good evening Master R. Thank you for joining us and thank you from the bottom of my heart for re-playing those gorgeous lyrics for us. They made me all a flutter

You should hear my barry white voice . pleased to have been of service . my dear

Thank you. And I would love to hear that. Perhaps you can do us the service of a voice video?

Sadly I can't do that on this old phone I use for fab .

But I'll give a great recommendation

Of great Barry song .

Let me live my life Lovering you babe .

Its barry at his best .

That is disappointing but maybe one day.

And you absolutely nailed my favourite Barry White song "

Maybe one day I'll do that for you

But glad I was able to make you smile and flutter . and great noctunal thread .

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hellooooo

Running in late

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position

It’s not a position for men silly

I failed the tit cupping part miserably too...

It’s a skill

Think you've earned your place in the tit cupping guild... I hear you're highly regarded in lip biting circles too.. "

Oh god…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Today, 23 April, is John Cena's birthday. But how old is our John, this day?

Post your guesses....."

I think the same as me 47

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening "

Good evening lovely. How was your day? Welcome back to the nocturnal

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hellooooo

Running in late

You haven't been reposing that picture have you...? Nearly put my hip out getting into that position

It’s not a position for men silly

I failed the tit cupping part miserably too...

It’s a skill

Think you've earned your place in the tit cupping guild... I hear you're highly regarded in lip biting circles too.. "

That’s classified information

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Today, 23 April, is John Cena's birthday. But how old is our John, this day?

Post your guesses.....

I think the same as me 47 "

Not quite! Try again.....

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Sadly I can't do that on this old phone I use for fab .

But I'll give a great recommendation

Of great Barry song .

Let me live my life Lovering you babe .

Its barry at his best .

That is disappointing but maybe one day.

And you absolutely nailed my favourite Barry White song

Maybe one day I'll do that for you

But glad I was able to make you smile and flutter . and great noctunal thread .

"

What a really lovely thing to say. Thank you

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Today, 23 April, is John Cena's birthday. But how old is our John, this day?

Post your guesses.....

I think the same as me 47

Not quite! Try again....."

Christ…. Is he younger than me? In my defence my paper round was long

46 then

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Good evening OP and everyone hope you all had a lovely weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

It’s not a position for men silly

I failed the tit cupping part miserably too...

It’s a skill

Think you've earned your place in the tit cupping guild... I hear you're highly regarded in lip biting circles too..

Oh god… "

Have you inside knowledge about this by any chance..? Could be useful in the Fab lip biting sweepstake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Good evening lovely. How was your day? Welcome back to the nocturnal "

It was great. Had a day off work and also had a driving lesson. How was yours?

Thank you. It’s good to be back

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