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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done when d*unk?

One of mine is weeing in the city centre thinking a traffic cone would obscure the view.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another one is falling over on my 40th and giving myself a black eye.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Falling off my bike and giving myself horrific black eyes is probably the worst of a range of incidents

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Falling out a car on the motorway is probably the worst

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Walked home from the local naked not just once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got dressed up as 118 118 guy, ran home, fell off a curb, smashed my face and arm in, fell asleep in a carpark 150m from my house, got pulled home by an old guy walking his dog.

Yes this is 1 night it was also mid November

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Got dressed up as 118 118 guy, ran home, fell off a curb, smashed my face and arm in, fell asleep in a carpark 150m from my house, got pulled home by an old guy walking his dog.

Yes this is 1 night it was also mid November "

Vomiting someone's car , lucky i had 10 seconds where walked away and while i was trying to grab anything i could to not fall all i could hear was someone shouting who has vomited my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stayed at my parent’s, for a night out with people I used to go to school with. I wasn’t often allowed to due to my d*unken shenanigans, so this was one of the few occasions.

Came home, brought the cat in. She wasn’t keen, but she came. Stumbled to bed.

The next day, my mum was banging on the bedroom door, telling me there’s cat shit all over the lounge…

I’d brought a random cat in - their cat had been on their bed with them all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got dressed up as 118 118 guy, ran home, fell off a curb, smashed my face and arm in, fell asleep in a carpark 150m from my house, got pulled home by an old guy walking his dog.

Yes this is 1 night it was also mid November

Vomiting someone's car , lucky i had 10 seconds where walked away and while i was trying to grab anything i could to not fall all i could hear was someone shouting who has vomited my car

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"Fuck sake it's still warm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puking in the guard commanders no2 trousers and boots in the guardroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Puking on the guard commanders no2 trousers and boots in the guardroom "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr here (R) when younger at a rave (more then drink) Forgot to take my trousers down when taking a no.2! fast forward about 12 years and I done it again whilst d*unk! I’ve had the piss taken out of me so much for that, and to be fair I deserve it! No I have never got that d*unk again.

Mrs (J) has this habit of getting naked or pulling her top up in situations when it’s not the best time to do it!!! However she has had a lot of compliments for it

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I can't remember embarrassing moments when d*unk, but I do remember falling into the embers of a bonfire. I melted the arm of a very nice streetfighters M1A1 jacket.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Falling off my bike and giving myself horrific black eyes is probably the worst of a range of incidents"

A mate ended up with a nice scar on his shin, where the chainwheel went into it. He was that d*unk, he never felt it at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing coyote ugly dance on a bar table. The owners didn't like it too much.

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By *oosier_lookingat76Man
over a year ago

Durham

I once fell in the River Wear after drinking 8 bottles of Brown Ale! It’s fuckin lethal that shit!

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By *oosier_lookingat76Man
over a year ago

Durham

You fell out of a car?? At what speed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say, but I embarrassed my poor husband both times.

So, I don't drink in excess when out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up still dressed and wet from the knees down.

I had fallen asleep with my legs sticking out of my tent and it had rained

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