FabSwingers.com forum: Dog Theft

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Reports that a man from Wigan which is famous for its pier and Wigan kebab has walked into a garden and taken a sausage dog from a young girl...if caught . What should be the sentence ?

It's all over the news

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It would be prosecuted as thef, so upto 7 years but would depend on their previous record.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

It should be a long stretch.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Sounds like there’s a hot dog on the loose Tom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Wick had the right idea

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I'd be barking mad.

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By *omersetsmithyMan
over a year ago

Horfield

Hang him only joking is there room in prison for any more bad people

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"John Wick had the right idea

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you know what a Wigan kebab is, Tom?

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Reports that a man from Wigan which is famous for its pier and Wigan kebab has walked into a garden and taken a sausage dog from a young girl...if caught . What should be the sentence ?

It's all over the news"
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I don't think the sausage dog will be caught..they're pretty nippy .but if caught I'd give it 6 months in an impound,no ball to fetch ,no cat flavoured dog biscuits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It should be a long stretch."

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

He's just been spotted in Barking

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

You're unlikely to catch him he's made a Bun for it..

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"You're unlikely to catch him he's made a Bun for it..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Reports that a man from Wigan which is famous for its pier and Wigan kebab has walked into a garden and taken a sausage dog from a young girl...if caught . What should be the sentence ?

It's all over the news"

I think any sort of sentence would be unfair, visiting Wigan is enough if a punishment..

Ps, hope they find the dog..

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Reports that a man from Wigan which is famous for its pier and Wigan kebab has walked into a garden and taken a sausage dog from a young girl...if caught . What should be the sentence ?

It's all over the news"

Look out for the burglar tonight if you're out dogging

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Do you know what a Wigan kebab is, Tom?"

Not you again

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I have enjoyed reading the puns on this thread

But the seriousness of this is unbelievable

As with most pet owners the pet is part of the family and in most cases are treated like owners own children

So if this fella does get caught is a theft charge acceptable for the crime?

If it was a child and not a dog there would be a man hunt with old bill beating fields with sticks

It’s a piss poor society we live in where we can’t even let our pets out in our own gardens unguarded

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Did this bloke pilfer that snake you were looking for too, Tom?

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