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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The black bin out. No one in the road has put their bins out yet. No idea if I’m right to put the black one out. I’ve made a brave move and I hope no one relies on me to get it right. I could have started the whole road onto putting the wrong bins out and caused utter carnage. It’s wheelie bin warfare!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Black bins are due on Thursday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black bins are due on Thursday "

Bin day is Monday I just don’t know if it’s black or green!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black bins is Friday!!!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Black bins are due on Thursday

Bin day is Monday I just don’t know if it’s black or green!"

They messes with ours. The black became the blue, then they took the green and brown away! I preferred it when the fella came and collected them from the yard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here "

Black bin is for non recycling rubbish, food scraps and dog poops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black bins is Friday!!!!"

No it’s definitely Monday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black bins on Tuesday

And recycling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black bins are due on Thursday

Bin day is Monday I just don’t know if it’s black or green!

They messes with ours. The black became the blue, then they took the green and brown away! I preferred it when the fella came and collected them from the yard "

Oh well done, I need to order a brown bin!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here "

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black bins on Tuesday

And recycling "

No no, recycling is every fortnight on a Monday and only on a Tuesday if the Monday was a bank holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day."

What’s the blue for?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You're going to be curtain twitching all night now

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Mine goes out tomorrow night, I just have to wait and see what one the neighbours put out first

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I took out my recycling earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're going to be curtain twitching all night now "

I’m gonna have to! Will look like a right Wally if everyone else goes green

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?"

In Fife

Blue = any old waste

Black = paper/recyclables

Green = glass and cans (now gone)

Brown = garden waste (you pay extra for that)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine goes out tomorrow night, I just have to wait and see what one the neighbours put out first "

I had to do it while I remembered or I’d have forgotten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I took out my recycling earlier."

Did you take it somewhere nice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

In Fife

Blue = any old waste

Black = paper/recyclables

Green = glass and cans (now gone)

Brown = garden waste (you pay extra for that) "

What do you do with your glass and cans now then?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid "

Posh in the country

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid "

Woah did you get go faster stripes too so when it’s really windy yours will get to the end of the road first?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

In Fife

Blue = any old waste

Black = paper/recyclables

Green = glass and cans (now gone)

Brown = garden waste (you pay extra for that)

What do you do with your glass and cans now then? "

Luckily, I don't have much of either. I'm not a drink at home person, so, on the odd occasion (Christmas) I put it in the recycling and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake "

Good thinking Batman! If I’m wrong I’ll be talked about at the next WI meeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

In Fife

Blue = any old waste

Black = paper/recyclables

Green = glass and cans (now gone)

Brown = garden waste (you pay extra for that)

What do you do with your glass and cans now then?

Luckily, I don't have much of either. I'm not a drink at home person, so, on the odd occasion (Christmas) I put it in the recycling and hope for the best "

Anarchy, I like it

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake

Good thinking Batman! If I’m wrong I’ll be talked about at the next WI meeting "

Closet swingers, pampas grass en all

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"Mine goes out tomorrow night, I just have to wait and see what one the neighbours put out first

I had to do it while I remembered or I’d have forgotten!"

If I forget before i go to work, I have a very kind neighbour that puts mine out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake

Good thinking Batman! If I’m wrong I’ll be talked about at the next WI meeting

Closet swingers, pampas grass en all "

There’s no pampas grass round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid

Woah did you get go faster stripes too so when it’s really windy yours will get to the end of the road first? "

Yes, it does travel at speed when the wind is behind it and my road has a bit on incline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid

Posh in the country "

That's me, that is

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake

Good thinking Batman! If I’m wrong I’ll be talked about at the next WI meeting

Closet swingers, pampas grass en all

There’s no pampas grass round here "

Gentrification. Pineapple trees

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine goes out tomorrow night, I just have to wait and see what one the neighbours put out first

I had to do it while I remembered or I’d have forgotten!

If I forget before i go to work, I have a very kind neighbour that puts mine out "

None of that round here, if you forget you’re on your own

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Careful putting the bins out early, a woman who lives opposite me always puts hers out first the evening before, I was going away for a couple of days so I put mine out first late afternoon the day before collection, she now puts her bin out early afternoon the day before and gives my house the evil eye everytime she does!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Black bin for me tonight! Thankfully other neighbours have been kind enough to put theirs out first to keep me right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid

Woah did you get go faster stripes too so when it’s really windy yours will get to the end of the road first?

Yes, it does travel at speed when the wind is behind it and my road has a bit on incline "

Sod pulling that back up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake

Good thinking Batman! If I’m wrong I’ll be talked about at the next WI meeting

Closet swingers, pampas grass en all

There’s no pampas grass round here

Gentrification. Pineapple trees "

There is a pineapple ornament in the window of a house round the corner…

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid

Woah did you get go faster stripes too so when it’s really windy yours will get to the end of the road first?

Yes, it does travel at speed when the wind is behind it and my road has a bit on incline

Sod pulling that back up then "

Bricks. Every wind problem solved by a couple of those sturdy buggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Careful putting the bins out early, a woman who lives opposite me always puts hers out first the evening before, I was going away for a couple of days so I put mine out first late afternoon the day before collection, she now puts her bin out early afternoon the day before and gives my house the evil eye everytime she does!"

Ooh you bad person! Bet she has a notepad to record all the neighbours indiscretions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid

Woah did you get go faster stripes too so when it’s really windy yours will get to the end of the road first?

Yes, it does travel at speed when the wind is behind it and my road has a bit on incline

Sod pulling that back up then "

Oh no, this is why kids were invented. I pay the kid next door in Haribo to retrieve it for me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake

Good thinking Batman! If I’m wrong I’ll be talked about at the next WI meeting "

Hide for a couple of months and hopefully they will forget

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black bin for me tonight! Thankfully other neighbours have been kind enough to put theirs out first to keep me right"

Mine normally do, I’m wondering if there’s some sort of quiet feud going on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's recycling week this week for us. My bin is the sporty model as it's fancy green with a purple lid

Woah did you get go faster stripes too so when it’s really windy yours will get to the end of the road first?

Yes, it does travel at speed when the wind is behind it and my road has a bit on incline

Sod pulling that back up then

Oh no, this is why kids were invented. I pay the kid next door in Haribo to retrieve it for me "

I like that plan

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I just leave it for the maid to do....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake

Good thinking Batman! If I’m wrong I’ll be talked about at the next WI meeting

Hide for a couple of months and hopefully they will forget "

I’ll see if I get a mention in the parish magazine next month

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You could just Google local bin collection and you will know if it should be out or not. It's too late to stop everyone talking about you now though if you have made a mistake

Good thinking Batman! If I’m wrong I’ll be talked about at the next WI meeting

Hide for a couple of months and hopefully they will forget

I’ll see if I get a mention in the parish magazine next month "

Simple. Move to Tonbridge instead

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Black bin for me tonight! Thankfully other neighbours have been kind enough to put theirs out first to keep me right

Mine normally do, I’m wondering if there’s some sort of quiet feud going on!"

They’re all hiding inside forgetting the alert was just a test

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update!

There’s another black bin out!

But is it because I got it right or have they copied me and now we’re both wrong?!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Always the first to put it out, I'll let everyone else follow me.

Green bin this Thursday.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Could you not check your council website? Ours tells us which bin week it is if we put in the postcode

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Could you not check your council website? Ours tells us which bin week it is if we put in the postcode "

I already offered this solution

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Could you not check your council website? Ours tells us which bin week it is if we put in the postcode

I already offered this solution "

We're clearly far too practical

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Update!

There’s another black bin out!

But is it because I got it right or have they copied me and now we’re both wrong?!"

quickly go out and switch yours… see if they panic and do the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always the first to put it out, I'll let everyone else follow me.

Green bin this Thursday."

Are you always confident?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could you not check your council website? Ours tells us which bin week it is if we put in the postcode "

I didn’t know that was a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The black bin out. No one in the road has put their bins out yet. No idea if I’m right to put the black one out. I’ve made a brave move and I hope no one relies on me to get it right. I could have started the whole road onto putting the wrong bins out and caused utter carnage. It’s wheelie bin warfare!"

You're supposed to put the bins out

That explains helluva lot now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update!

There’s another black bin out!

But is it because I got it right or have they copied me and now we’re both wrong?!

quickly go out and switch yours… see if they panic and do the same "

Pahaha that’s evil, I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, I don't have a black bin...and I wasn't even warned with the 3pm alert it would be a problem!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin out. No one in the road has put their bins out yet. No idea if I’m right to put the black one out. I’ve made a brave move and I hope no one relies on me to get it right. I could have started the whole road onto putting the wrong bins out and caused utter carnage. It’s wheelie bin warfare!

You're supposed to put the bins out

That explains helluva lot now "

Bet your driveway smells great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god, I don't have a black bin...and I wasn't even warned with the 3pm alert it would be a problem!!!"

No black bin?! Where do you put your rubbish?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

What’s in your black bin? That’s my recycling. Pink for general waste (my alter ego)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s in your black bin? That’s my recycling. Pink for general waste (my alter ego) "

General waste in black. How the chuff did you get pink?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god, I don't have a black bin...and I wasn't even warned with the 3pm alert it would be a problem!!!

No black bin?! Where do you put your rubbish? "

It's a green bin round these parts...it blends in with all the foliage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god, I don't have a black bin...and I wasn't even warned with the 3pm alert it would be a problem!!!

No black bin?! Where do you put your rubbish?

It's a green bin round these parts...it blends in with all the foliage "

Where does your recycling go?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?"

Blue = paper/card

Brown = tins & plastic

Green = garden waste & food/organics

Black = everything else

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What’s in your black bin? That’s my recycling. Pink for general waste (my alter ego)

General waste in black. How the chuff did you get pink?! "

Liverpool has purpley/pink bins

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Green bin, green sack and clear bags are Wednesday weekly. But someone put dirt in green sack so have to take it out and put in dark green sack.

Black bin is every 3 weeks on Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ever move out of London I'll miss never giving a shit when you take bins out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

Blue = paper/card

Brown = tins & plastic

Green = garden waste & food/organics

Black = everything else "

Surely the first three cover everything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s in your black bin? That’s my recycling. Pink for general waste (my alter ego)

General waste in black. How the chuff did you get pink?!

Liverpool has purpley/pink bins "

Well. Am not moving all that way just for fancy bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh god, I don't have a black bin...and I wasn't even warned with the 3pm alert it would be a problem!!!

No black bin?! Where do you put your rubbish?

It's a green bin round these parts...it blends in with all the foliage

Where does your recycling go?"

In a blue bin...naturally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Green bin, green sack and clear bags are Wednesday weekly. But someone put dirt in green sack so have to take it out and put in dark green sack.

Black bin is every 3 weeks on Wednesday."

Oh god you’ve sacks and bags as well as bins?! How do you cope with all that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*"

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black bins are due on Thursday

Bin day is Monday I just don’t know if it’s black or green!"

Just stick em both out. Sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I ever move out of London I'll miss never giving a shit when you take bins out "

Bruceys bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black bin was Wednesday this week

You missed it !??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black bins are due on Thursday

Bin day is Monday I just don’t know if it’s black or green!

Just stick em both out. Sorted "

Ya can’t do that! Mayhem!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Yes it's definitely black bins tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I ever move out of London I'll miss never giving a shit when you take bins out

Bruceys bins "

When am I stuffing you chicken?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black bin was Wednesday this week

You missed it !??"

Noooo bins don’t happen on Wednesdays!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes it's definitely black bins tomorrow. "

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out! "

Ooooh gonna get in trouble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black bins are due on Thursday

Bin day is Monday I just don’t know if it’s black or green!

Just stick em both out. Sorted

Ya can’t do that! Mayhem!"

Who's Mayhem....? Any relation to Peter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out!

Ooooh gonna get in trouble? "

I’d have the village committee after my soul

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

Blue = paper/card

Brown = tins & plastic

Green = garden waste & food/organics

Black = everything else

Surely the first three cover everything! "

See we’re

Black - recycling

Pink - General Waste

Brown - Food waste (a swear word in this house)

And Green for garden waste, which I never use but is somehow full

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Always the first to put it out, I'll let everyone else follow me.

Green bin this Thursday.

Are you always confident?"

I like the feeling of unlimted power.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black bins are due on Thursday

Bin day is Monday I just don’t know if it’s black or green!

Just stick em both out. Sorted

Ya can’t do that! Mayhem!

Who's Mayhem....? Any relation to Peter? "

Peters out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out!

Ooooh gonna get in trouble?

I’d have the village committee after my soul "

But you could also be the rebel that doesn't play by their rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

Blue = paper/card

Brown = tins & plastic

Green = garden waste & food/organics

Black = everything else

Surely the first three cover everything!

See we’re

Black - recycling

Pink - General Waste

Brown - Food waste (a swear word in this house)

And Green for garden waste, which I never use but is somehow full "

If I ever move I’ll be buggered trying to learn all these new bins

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over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out!

Ooooh gonna get in trouble?

I’d have the village committee after my soul

But you could also be the rebel that doesn't play by their rules "

I’ll be strung up from the church tower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black bins are due on Thursday

Bin day is Monday I just don’t know if it’s black or green!

Just stick em both out. Sorted

Ya can’t do that! Mayhem!

Who's Mayhem....? Any relation to Peter?

Peters out "

Ah, that right. He is isn't he.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Did you check local bin collection yet to find out? The suspense is killing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you check local bin collection yet to find out? The suspense is killing me "

I did I was right! Black bins tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out!

Ooooh gonna get in trouble?

I’d have the village committee after my soul

But you could also be the rebel that doesn't play by their rules

I’ll be strung up from the church tower "

I'll tell your story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out!

Ooooh gonna get in trouble?

I’d have the village committee after my soul

But you could also be the rebel that doesn't play by their rules

I’ll be strung up from the church tower

I'll tell your story "

Can you make it like hot fuzz?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

They out to early.

I've rung the council

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Did you check local bin collection yet to find out? The suspense is killing me

I did I was right! Black bins tomorrow "

I'm glad to hear it, you don't need to hide now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out!

Ooooh gonna get in trouble?

I’d have the village committee after my soul

But you could also be the rebel that doesn't play by their rules

I’ll be strung up from the church tower

I'll tell your story

Can you make it like hot fuzz?"

Better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They out to early.

I've rung the council "

No one likes a grass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you check local bin collection yet to find out? The suspense is killing me

I did I was right! Black bins tomorrow

I'm glad to hear it, you don't need to hide now "

I’ll be off to work holding my head up proudly

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"They out to early.

I've rung the council

No one likes a grass "

Grass is next week

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Did you check local bin collection yet to find out? The suspense is killing me

I did I was right! Black bins tomorrow

I'm glad to hear it, you don't need to hide now

I’ll be off to work holding my head up proudly "

Tell them you deserve a rise now you've learnt about Google

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"They out to early.

I've rung the council

No one likes a grass "

I like grass just maybe not the overgrown stuff in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sure, why not? It'll get collected eventually *shrug*

No no. We’re not allowed to leave the bins out!

Ooooh gonna get in trouble?

I’d have the village committee after my soul

But you could also be the rebel that doesn't play by their rules

I’ll be strung up from the church tower

I'll tell your story

Can you make it like hot fuzz?

Better! "

With Simon pegg and nick frost?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They out to early.

I've rung the council

No one likes a grass

Grass is next week "

I need to order a grass bin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They out to early.

I've rung the council

No one likes a grass

I like grass just maybe not the overgrown stuff in the garden "

Pampas grass?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"They out to early.

I've rung the council

No one likes a grass

Grass is next week

I need to order a grass bin!"

We have sacks here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

Blue = paper/card

Brown = tins & plastic

Green = garden waste & food/organics

Black = everything else

Surely the first three cover everything! "

No, because the plastics doesn't include film, bags, yoghurt pots, butter tubs or actually anything that isn't a bottle. We're trying to consciously reduce our plastic footprint, but still, there's too much of it each fortnight.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"They out to early.

I've rung the council "

How early is too early?!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"They out to early.

I've rung the council

No one likes a grass

I like grass just maybe not the overgrown stuff in the garden

Pampas grass?"

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Best not to be premature!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oohhhh I'm brown bin this week - I think. 99% sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

Blue = paper/card

Brown = tins & plastic

Green = garden waste & food/organics

Black = everything else

Surely the first three cover everything!

No, because the plastics doesn't include film, bags, yoghurt pots, butter tubs or actually anything that isn't a bottle. We're trying to consciously reduce our plastic footprint, but still, there's too much of it each fortnight. "

There’s a great shop near me where you can take your food containers in and have them filled up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best not to be premature! "

No one likes a premature bin emptying session

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

Blue = paper/card

Brown = tins & plastic

Green = garden waste & food/organics

Black = everything else

Surely the first three cover everything!

No, because the plastics doesn't include film, bags, yoghurt pots, butter tubs or actually anything that isn't a bottle. We're trying to consciously reduce our plastic footprint, but still, there's too much of it each fortnight.

There’s a great shop near me where you can take your food containers in and have them filled up "

Getting filled up sounds like an excellent plan

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"They out to early.

I've rung the council

No one likes a grass "

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oohhhh I'm brown bin this week - I think. 99% sure "

What do you put in your brown one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The black bin? What is this sorcery

Green and blue here

We have black, blue, green and brown! Thursday is bin day.

What’s the blue for?

Blue = paper/card

Brown = tins & plastic

Green = garden waste & food/organics

Black = everything else

Surely the first three cover everything!

No, because the plastics doesn't include film, bags, yoghurt pots, butter tubs or actually anything that isn't a bottle. We're trying to consciously reduce our plastic footprint, but still, there's too much of it each fortnight.

There’s a great shop near me where you can take your food containers in and have them filled up

Getting filled up sounds like an excellent plan "

Doesn’t it just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you have wheelie bins. Our local council keeps makimg excuses not to give us them despite a neighbouribg council having had them for over 35 years.

We're still on bags

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Update!

There’s another black bin out!

But is it because I got it right or have they copied me and now we’re both wrong?!

quickly go out and switch yours… see if they panic and do the same

Pahaha that’s evil, I like it "

try it next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At least you have wheelie bins. Our local council keeps makimg excuses not to give us them despite a neighbouribg council having had them for over 35 years.

We're still on bags"

Like black bags you put in an old school dustbin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update!

There’s another black bin out!

But is it because I got it right or have they copied me and now we’re both wrong?!

quickly go out and switch yours… see if they panic and do the same

Pahaha that’s evil, I like it

try it next time "

I might will test the resolve of everyone else

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