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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here! "Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out? | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap " Ah shit sorry. Did I wake you? | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Ah shit sorry. Did I wake you?" No but the alert did. | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Ah shit sorry. Did I wake you? No but the alert did." Trust you  | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out? "I fear so. Why not go mad and take your knitting into the garden too? Nice to get out! | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out?
I fear so. Why not go mad and take your knitting into the garden too? Nice to get out! " . I can’t knit | |||
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"It was meant to rain today!!! My weather app said so, and do you know what's its doing!?!? Blue skies. God dam blue skies. " Oh dear. You don’t like those do you | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today "Nora can I ask where is that bench located? | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out?
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out? "Probably, but there is nothing like line dried washing… | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out?
I fear so. Why not go mad and take your knitting into the garden too? Nice to get out!
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Well, you'll be no good in the retirement home..."There‘ll be none of that in my retirement home. We’ll be throwing keys in a bowl | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out?
I fear so. Why not go mad and take your knitting into the garden too? Nice to get out!
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Well, you'll be no good in the retirement home...
There‘ll be none of that in my retirement home. We’ll be throwing keys in a bowl "Quick, someone make a joke about gum jobs... | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Nora can I ask where is that bench located?"It’s in a park near me | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Ah shit sorry. Did I wake you?" You can wake me anytime 
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"My house shoes, I can't call them slippers because they're not really slippery, are nearly worn out. I can't find any similar at a price I'm prepared to pay so I'm still wearing them. Also I reorganised one of the containers I keep my vibrators etc in and am now looking for suggestions on how to dispose of one lifelike dildo with veins, a pair of magnetic nipple clamps and a do it clamp without the bin men of the neighbours knowing." Haha. Charity shop? | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Nora can I ask where is that bench located?
It’s in a park near me "Do you go there often and are there squirrels? | |||
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"I’ve pins and needles in one leg "I have too! And I’ve pulled something in my groin. It’s really hurting and nobody cares | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Nora can I ask where is that bench located?
It’s in a park near me
Do you go there often and are there squirrels? "I went yesterday actually. No squirrels . Plenty of bluebells | |||
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"My house shoes, I can't call them slippers because they're not really slippery, are nearly worn out. I can't find any similar at a price I'm prepared to pay so I'm still wearing them. Also I reorganised one of the containers I keep my vibrators etc in and am now looking for suggestions on how to dispose of one lifelike dildo with veins, a pair of magnetic nipple clamps and a do it clamp without the bin men of the neighbours knowing. Haha. Charity shop?"  | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Ah shit sorry. Did I wake you? You can wake me anytime
No just a late 5am bedtime "Filthy stop out | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Nora can I ask where is that bench located?
It’s in a park near me
Do you go there often and are there squirrels?
I went yesterday actually. No squirrels . Plenty of bluebells "Yes I know where it is now.  | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Ah shit sorry. Did I wake you? You can wake me anytime
No just a late 5am bedtime
Filthy stop out " Hey I was sober for once | |||
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"It's just stopped raining here" Ah I can’t see where you are haha. No rain here today at all! | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Ah shit sorry. Did I wake you? You can wake me anytime
No just a late 5am bedtime
Filthy stop out
Hey I was sober for once "Boring filthy stop out | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds." Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero. | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Nora can I ask where is that bench located?
It’s in a park near me
Do you go there often and are there squirrels?
I went yesterday actually. No squirrels . Plenty of bluebells
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"I would like for Nicecouple561 to change their name to TotallyDeliciousCoupleNo1. I know that sounds like a mouthful but we are in the right place when it comes to sizeable mouthfuls. "Stop trying to lick arse. It doesn’t get you free site support ya know! | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Do you need an alarm? (Sorry) "I see what you did there. Naughty step for you! | |||
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"I'm just laying on the bed listening to the evening birds, there's a slight muffle from a kindle in the background from one of the minis. Sundays are bliss. "Yeah I like Sundays too. | |||
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"Jizz" Love that word . What about it would you like to discuss? | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out?
I fear so. Why not go mad and take your knitting into the garden too? Nice to get out!
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There‘ll be none of that in my retirement home. We’ll be throwing keys in a bowl "…and then wondering why..? | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero." Do people still have irons?! | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. · Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero." • That's perfectly understandable for a fine bachelor such as yourself. Give the iron to Pøsh and Jülië: their skills with an iron are ingrained in their DNA. | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out?
I fear so. Why not go mad and take your knitting into the garden too? Nice to get out!
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Well, you'll be no good in the retirement home...
There‘ll be none of that in my retirement home. We’ll be throwing keys in a bowl
…and then wondering why..? " yep! | |||
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"I'm just laying on the bed listening to the evening birds, there's a slight muffle from a kindle in the background from one of the minis. Sundays are bliss.
Yeah I like Sundays too. "If You're free babe I'll bring round a few shirts to be ironed and make your weekend better yeah? Nice one | |||
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"I would like for Nicecouple561 to change their name to TotallyDeliciousCoupleNo1. I know that sounds like a mouthful but we are in the right place when it comes to sizeable mouthfuls.
Stop trying to lick arse. It doesn’t get you free site support ya know!"Might get him entrance to the mythical Churchill suite at Claridges though | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero. Do people still have irons?! "• They did in your era, Nora, my flora. | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Ah shit sorry. Did I wake you? You can wake me anytime
No just a late 5am bedtime
Filthy stop out
Hey I was sober for once
Boring filthy stop out "You’re more accurate there. I’m sore from the mosh pits | |||
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"I’ve pins and needles in one leg
I have too! And I’ve pulled something in my groin. It’s really hurting and nobody cares "Have you over stretched yourself doing the yoga or the sex? | |||
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"I'm just laying on the bed listening to the evening birds, there's a slight muffle from a kindle in the background from one of the minis. Sundays are bliss.
Yeah I like Sundays too.
If You're free babe I'll bring round a few shirts to be ironed and make your weekend better yeah? Nice one "I don’t do the ironing thing babe. Soz | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out?
I fear so. Why not go mad and take your knitting into the garden too? Nice to get out!
. I can’t knit
Well, you'll be no good in the retirement home...
There‘ll be none of that in my retirement home. We’ll be throwing keys in a bowl
…and then wondering why..?
yep!"It's dentures in a bowl in retirement homes doncha know. | |||
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"I would like for Nicecouple561 to change their name to TotallyDeliciousCoupleNo1. I know that sounds like a mouthful but we are in the right place when it comes to sizeable mouthfuls.
Stop trying to lick arse. It doesn’t get you free site support ya know!
Might get him entrance to the mythical Churchill suite at Claridges though "• She knows. ^ | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero. Do people still have irons?! "Yes but since lockdown 1.0 I only iron shirts… | |||
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then it chucked it down just as we got home. Lazy sofa time now. I love Sundays | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero. Do people still have irons?!
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They did in your era, Nora, my flora."Every era is my era Nero, my hero | |||
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"It's true, Nora. Sun just creeping out here!
Do you think it’s an age thing to get so excited about hanging washing out?
I fear so. Why not go mad and take your knitting into the garden too? Nice to get out!
. I can’t knit
Well, you'll be no good in the retirement home...
There‘ll be none of that in my retirement home. We’ll be throwing keys in a bowl
…and then wondering why..?
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It's dentures in a bowl in retirement homes doncha know. ". Can you imagine | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero. Do people still have irons?! "Wash your mouth out, Nora! Of course we do. It WOULD have been ironed if I were leaving the house... | |||
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"It’s been glorious here so just got back from taking the dogs down to my parents for a little walk and a chit chat then it chucked it down just as we got home. Lazy sofa time now. I love Sundays "Aw chilling with the pooches
And a glass of vimto? | |||
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"It’s been glorious here so just got back from taking the dogs down to my parents for a little walk and a chit chat then it chucked it down just as we got home. Lazy sofa time now. I love Sundays
Aw chilling with the pooches
And a glass of vimto?"Got it in one | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today "Can we talk about eyebrows? Plucking one side more because it's got more hair?? | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. · Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero. • That's perfectly understandable for a fine bachelor such as yourself. Give the iron to Pøsh and Jülië: their skills with an iron are ingrained in their DNA. " Now, Nero - please apologise to Luck for pushing him... | |||
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"I was sitting at a bus stop earlier, eating a sausage roll and minding my own business, when a man walked past me, spat on the floor, glanced back and mumble "dirty fucking bastard", then flipped a middle finger at me. I sat bemused, munching on my sausage roll. " it's random things like that make me laugh. I hope it did you | |||
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"I was sitting at a bus stop earlier, eating a sausage roll and minding my own business, when a man walked past me, spat on the floor, glanced back and mumble "dirty fucking bastard", then flipped a middle finger at me. I sat bemused, munching on my sausage roll. " Wtf. Loons! Loons everywhere! | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Do you need an alarm? (Sorry)
I see what you did there. Naughty step for you! "Hopefully there is some spanking too | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Can we talk about eyebrows? Plucking one side more because it's got more hair??"But then you do too much and then the other one has too much and you end up with no eyebrows! I get mine waxed. Ouch | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. · Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero. • That's perfectly understandable for a fine bachelor such as yourself. Give the iron to Pøsh and Jülië: their skills with an iron are ingrained in their DNA. Now, Nero - please apologise to Luck for pushing him..." • mea culpa! | |||
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"Are chips shops open on a Sunday? I never usually venture out past 5. But I really want fish and chips. " Mine isn’t. It’s really annoying. Sunday is usually the day when I can’t be arsed the most! And we don’t have Uber just eats and all that stuff  | |||
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"I'm glad two things haven't (so far) occurred on this thread: • No mention of the word "babe/s" • No mention of SaffWrøng and her dogs. Let's keep this a classy affair. "Babes, what colour is the "pop of colour" today? | |||
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"I'm glad two things haven't (so far) occurred on this thread: • No mention of the word "babe/s" • No mention of SaffWrøng and her dogs. Let's keep this a classy affair. "Ok babezzzz | |||
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"I would but I’m away for a nap Do you need an alarm? (Sorry)
I see what you did there. Naughty step for you!
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"I was sitting at a bus stop earlier, eating a sausage roll and minding my own business, when a man walked past me, spat on the floor, glanced back and mumble "dirty fucking bastard", then flipped a middle finger at me. I sat bemused, munching on my sausage roll. it's random things like that make me laugh. I hope it did you "I did find it funny, but also kept an eye out in case he came back with a knife. | |||
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"I'm glad two things haven't (so far) occurred on this thread: • No mention of the word "babe/s" • No mention of SaffWrøng and her dogs. Let's keep this a classy affair.
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"It’s been glorious here so just got back from taking the dogs down to my parents for a little walk and a chit chat then it chucked it down just as we got home. Lazy sofa time now. I love Sundays
Aw chilling with the pooches
And a glass of vimto?
Got it in one "I know you well. . Bet there’s ice cream somewhere within reach too | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Can we talk about eyebrows? Plucking one side more because it's got more hair??
But then you do too much and then the other one has too much and you end up with no eyebrows! I get mine waxed. Ouch "Or you pull out the grey/white ones and get a bald patch. | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Can we talk about eyebrows? Plucking one side more because it's got more hair??
But then you do too much and then the other one has too much and you end up with no eyebrows! I get mine waxed. Ouch
Or you pull out the grey/white ones and get a bald patch."Mine are so blonde you can hardly see them. I suppose they could be grey now though too. I need to inspect | |||
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"It’s been glorious here so just got back from taking the dogs down to my parents for a little walk and a chit chat then it chucked it down just as we got home. Lazy sofa time now. I love Sundays
Aw chilling with the pooches
And a glass of vimto?
Got it in one
I know you well. . Bet there’s ice cream somewhere within reach too "I do sometimes treat myself to a naughty afternoon wafer.. not today though. Going to be good and wait until after my tea | |||
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"Are chips shops open on a Sunday? I never usually venture out past 5. But I really want fish and chips. Mine isn’t. It’s really annoying. Sunday is usually the day when I can’t be arsed the most! And we don’t have Uber just eats and all that stuff "Oh bugger. That’s no good! Sundays are also my nothing day. I need to adopt a family who will cook me Sunday roasts! | |||
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"The paradox of the flirty girl, every time you see her, she twirls her hair, smiles at you, and asks you how your day is going. She’s just an absolutely delightful girl, and you know she likes you. You’ve just got to wait for the right moment to make your move….not at 15:00. " Saff is like this. She’s delightful and loves everyone | |||
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"The paradox of the flirty girl, every time you see her, she twirls her hair, smiles at you, and asks you how your day is going. She’s just an absolutely delightful girl, and you know she likes you. You’ve just got to wait for the right moment to make your move….not at 15:00. " You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... ...is something I hear, but completely ignore a lot of the time. | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Can we talk about eyebrows? Plucking one side more because it's got more hair??
But then you do too much and then the other one has too much and you end up with no eyebrows! I get mine waxed. Ouch
Or you pull out the grey/white ones and get a bald patch.
Mine are so blonde you can hardly see them. I suppose they could be grey now though too. I need to inspect "When you pluck and you feel the pain in another part of the body  or....when I bloke has the random long one that you can't help but stare at and want to pull it | |||
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"Are chips shops open on a Sunday? I never usually venture out past 5. But I really want fish and chips. Mine isn’t. It’s really annoying. Sunday is usually the day when I can’t be arsed the most! And we don’t have Uber just eats and all that stuff
Oh bugger. That’s no good! Sundays are also my nothing day. I need to adopt a family who will cook me Sunday roasts! "yes! Can we send them back on Monday though? | |||
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"The paradox of the flirty girl, every time you see her, she twirls her hair, smiles at you, and asks you how your day is going. She’s just an absolutely delightful girl, and you know she likes you. You’ve just got to wait for the right moment to make your move….not at 15:00. Saff is like this. She’s delightful and loves everyone " | |||
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"Anything but the bloody alert! I can’t deal with the commotion it’s causing. Nice weather today
Can we talk about eyebrows? Plucking one side more because it's got more hair??
But then you do too much and then the other one has too much and you end up with no eyebrows! I get mine waxed. Ouch
Or you pull out the grey/white ones and get a bald patch.
Mine are so blonde you can hardly see them. I suppose they could be grey now though too. I need to inspect
When you pluck and you feel the pain in another part of the body or....when I bloke has the random long one that you can't help but stare at and want to pull it "Yes the pain just shoots through you! Waxing hurts but I find plucking worse | |||
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"I'm glad two things haven't (so far) occurred on this thread: • No mention of the word "babe/s" • No mention of SaffWrøng and her dogs. Let's keep this a classy affair.
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Babes, what colour is the "pop of colour" today?
Socks or did someone visit the Love Wagon so the boxers carry the show? "° What is a pop of c o l o u r ... ? | |||
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"I'm just admiring YOLO's pristine white shirt. It reminds of glacier-white summer clouds. · Posh and Julie made me put it on yesterday. I'm ashamed to admit it's unironed though, Nero. • That's perfectly understandable for a fine bachelor such as yourself. Give the iron to Pøsh and Jülië: their skills with an iron are ingrained in their DNA. " Thin ice babes. Oh so thin.
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/23 16:54:10]" See, Nero - she's so outraged at the ironing comment she had to delete it! You're toast, mate. | |||
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It will be 4 day old value bread from the cheapest of stores. One slice will be inadequately toasted, so pale it makes your soul cry. The other will be so burned that a black hole cries in envy.
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It will be 4 day old value bread from the cheapest of stores. One slice will be inadequately toasted, so pale it makes your soul cry. The other will be so burned that a black hole cries in envy.
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It will be 4 day old value bread from the cheapest of stores. One slice will be inadequately toasted, so pale it makes your soul cry. The other will be so burned that a black hole cries in envy.
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I'd get a new toaster if I were you "I have a Dualit toaster that makes perfect toast. I will use its many settings to make him terrible toast. J | |||
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It was lovely here, I even hung the washing out "Show-off, PP! It started with a heavy rain shower, just as Mr KC thought he might be able to hang ours out. It's in the tumble dryer. PS: we've made a syrup sponge pudding too | |||
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It was lovely here, I even hung the washing out
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It was lovely here, I even hung the washing out
Did you! Did you get excited about it too?
I must admit I did, and I've ordered 10 gallons of bodypaint, in various colours just for you "Hahahaha. 10 gallons. I know I said I’m not small PP but ……… | |||
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Yesterday morning was similarly gloomy but a bit of sunshine in the afternoon. The weather "turned" on Friday
It was lovely here, I even hung the washing out
Show-off, PP! It started with a heavy rain shower, just as Mr KC thought he might be able to hang ours out. It's in the tumble dryer.
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It will be 4 day old value bread from the cheapest of stores. One slice will be inadequately toasted, so pale it makes your soul cry. The other will be so burned that a black hole cries in envy.
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I'd get a new toaster if I were you
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It was lovely here, I even hung the washing out
Show-off, PP! It started with a heavy rain shower, just as Mr KC thought he might be able to hang ours out. It's in the tumble dryer.
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That's coming along nicely in't oven. To be served with custard later
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I’m more excited about the sponge pudding now
That's coming along nicely in't oven. To be served with custard later
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Socks or did someone visit the Love Wagon so the boxers carry the show?
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What is a pop of c o l o u r ... ?
It's your outfit style.
Sigh. I will see myself out.
He's so busy being pleased with himself over the ironing thing he's forgotten his own earlier signature style.
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It will be 4 day old value bread from the cheapest of stores. One slice will be inadequately toasted, so pale it makes your soul cry. The other will be so burned that a black hole cries in envy.
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I'd get a new toaster if I were you
I have a Dualit toaster that makes perfect toast. I will use its many settings to make him terrible toast.
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I’m more excited about the sponge pudding now
That's coming along nicely in't oven. To be served with custard later
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And ask the guys which bin she should put them in?!! "Vibrators - small appliances Dildo - non recyclable Metal clamps - scrap metal You're welcome | |||
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And ask the guys which bin she should put them in?!!
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Dildo - non recyclable
Metal clamps - scrap metal
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Socks or did someone visit the Love Wagon so the boxers carry the show?
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What is a pop of c o l o u r ... ?
It's your outfit style.
Sigh. I will see myself out.
He's so busy being pleased with himself over the ironing thing he's forgotten his own earlier signature style.
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"[Removed by poster at 23/04/23 16:54:10] See, Nero - she's so outraged at the ironing comment she had to delete it! You're toast, mate. • As long as it's from the Harvey Nichols bread store I'm ok with the toasting.
It will be 4 day old value bread from the cheapest of stores. One slice will be inadequately toasted, so pale it makes your soul cry. The other will be so burned that a black hole cries in envy.
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I'd get a new toaster if I were you
I have a Dualit toaster that makes perfect toast. I will use its many settings to make him terrible toast.
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P.S. I've got a Dualit™. I've had better! "I'm not trying to make you better toast. I'm trying to make you the worst toast you've ever had the misfortune to be served.
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Socks or did someone visit the Love Wagon so the boxers carry the show?
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What is a pop of c o l o u r ... ?
It's your outfit style.
Sigh. I will see myself out.
He's so busy being pleased with himself over the ironing thing he's forgotten his own earlier signature style.
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And ask the guys which bin she should put them in?!!
Vibrators - small appliances
Dildo - non recyclable
Metal clamps - scrap metal
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It will be 4 day old value bread from the cheapest of stores. One slice will be inadequately toasted, so pale it makes your soul cry. The other will be so burned that a black hole cries in envy.
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I'd get a new toaster if I were you
I have a Dualit toaster that makes perfect toast. I will use its many settings to make him terrible toast.
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P.S. I've got a Dualit™. I've had better!
I'm not trying to make you better toast. I'm trying to make you the worst toast you've ever had the misfortune to be served.
PS. Look at the perfectly creased shirt in my profile pic. I uploaded it just for you
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It will be 4 day old value bread from the cheapest of stores. One slice will be inadequately toasted, so pale it makes your soul cry. The other will be so burned that a black hole cries in envy.
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I'd get a new toaster if I were you
I have a Dualit toaster that makes perfect toast. I will use its many settings to make him terrible toast.
J
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I agree with |privateparts| Jülië, when a gentleman suggests a new toaster that advice should be followed with gusto!
P.S. I've got a Dualit™. I've had better!
I'm not trying to make you better toast. I'm trying to make you the worst toast you've ever had the misfortune to be served.
PS. Look at the perfectly creased shirt in my profile pic. I uploaded it just for you
J
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It's a beautiful shirt Jülië. Acrylic suits you. "I'm sorry, Julie but | |||
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