FabSwingers.com forum: 3pm alert

By *iddylad87 OP Man
over a year ago

kidderminster

What’s everyone’s rhoughts on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KLF is gonna rock ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im about as interested in this alert as I am in Sam Smith,not at all

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By *iddylad87 OP Man
over a year ago

kidderminster

"Im about as interested in this alert as I am in Sam Smith,not at all"

Turned it off or left it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 for 1 on Bud Lite at 3pm alarm

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Will be at band rehearsals, so probably won't hear it over the row we'll be making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be at band rehearsals, so probably won't hear it over the row we'll be making

What music do you play?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Turned it off on my phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that when it sounds we should all jump up and down on the spot to see if we can feel the earth move..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m going to put my phone up my arse and see if the noise comes out my mouth.

The mr

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think the lizard people have synchronised this with the lipid nanoparticle microchips to enable gene therapy apocalypse as foretold in a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned it off on my phone."

Same, has been off before this was even a thing, found it in the settings a few years ago and switched it off

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Turned it of on my phone.

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By *oJo pornstarMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Am bringing my 15:00hr wank forward 5 mins to 14:55hr, am hoping to get my timing synced to fire my muck just as the alert goes off

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"I’m going to put my phone up my arse and see if the noise comes out my mouth.

The mr "

You’re my kind of human. Thought I’d let you know before 3pm.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’m going to put my phone up my arse and see if the noise comes out my mouth.

The mr

You’re my kind of human. Thought I’d let you know before 3pm. "

Speak now before it's too late

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m going to put my phone up my arse and see if the noise comes out my mouth.

The mr

You’re my kind of human. Thought I’d let you know before 3pm. "

Why what’s happening at 3pm ? By that time I’ll be elbow deep in Sunday dinner. Haven’t really got the time for the apocalypse.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had mine,at the end of message it said 'cunt'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this what heaven looks like?

Did he nuke us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had mine on two phones

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

So that was the start of the apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd already switched it off

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

You'll still receive a text

even if you turn off alarm

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames

a necessary national security measure full stop (we have some ways to go to reach Finland, Norway, Sweden or the Baltics)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is this what heaven looks like?

Did he nuke us?"

Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh heaven is a place on earth

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Thoroughly enjoyed it, well worth the wait.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Well I'm disappointed.

Nothing happened on my phone, even though I changed my mind and didn't shove it up my arse.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well I'm disappointed.

Nothing happened on my phone, even though I changed my mind and didn't shove it up my arse.

You need to buy a new phone apparently and there's no choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll still receive a text

even if you turn off alarm "

Nope. No text messages either.

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By *iss Boot LoverTV/TS
over a year ago

Tetbury

"You'll still receive a text

even if you turn off alarm

Nope. No text messages either."

Nothing here either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll still receive a text

even if you turn off alarm "

No you won't

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Well I'm disappointed.

Nothing happened on my phone, even though I changed my mind and didn't shove it up my arse.

You need to buy a new phone apparently and there's no choice. "

Feck that.

Obvs the lizard overlords aren't concerned about me enough to have to activate the nanobots in me.

Or the plague monkeys.....

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Well I'm disappointed.

Nothing happened on my phone, even though I changed my mind and didn't shove it up my arse.

Bad luck. That means you weren't chosen as a survivor when the government does it for real.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm still using a Huawei phone so I didn't get the same alert as everyone else.

Mine played the Chinese national anthem.

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

Made me jump, however I had mine a 2:59. Looks like I'm getting a head start to safety!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was alarming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got mine and I am so bored today, that I found it very exciting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved it, when's the next one?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"You'll still receive a text

even if you turn off alarm "
I didn't.

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By *eorge1949Man
over a year ago

BroadwayWR11

My phone is allegedly smart, smarter than me anyway because I didn't get a text or alarm - thankfully.

I didn't turn anything on or off - not that I would know how to anyway so I am just thankful to not be on Big Brother's to do list.

I'm told it's because my phone is, like me, too old and that I should get a new one - not so flippin likely - my phone is for my benefit not for others to abuse my privacy without invitation.

Thanks - but no thanks.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"My phone is allegedly smart, smarter than me anyway because I didn't get a text or alarm - thankfully.

I didn't turn anything on or off - not that I would know how to anyway so I am just thankful to not be on Big Brother's to do list.

I'm told it's because my phone is, like me, too old and that I should get a new one - not so flippin likely - my phone is for my benefit not for others to abuse my privacy without invitation.

Thanks - but no thanks."

Weird. I got nothing on my S22 Ultra.

Not exactly ancient.

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I'm going to set the alert noise as my message notification. Then sigh and say "better be off to the bunker" as people nearby wonder why they haven't got an alert.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm going to set the alert noise as my message notification. Then sigh and say "better be off to the bunker" as people nearby wonder why they haven't got an alert."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turned my notifications off

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"You'll still receive a text

even if you turn off alarm "
I didn't

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Nice to see how many people have turned it off

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

The nano bots in my arm were largely indifferent..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

They really shouldn’t send me these things. I now have a 4 year old running around the house shouting “ we’re all going to die” at the top of her lungs.

The mr

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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago

Between Norwich & Yarmouth

I was disappointed, the noise was awful too. They could have picked a better sound.

Although the Japanese Earthquake one is even worse and regularly scares the shit out of my sister in the middle of the night but I think she appreciates the warning more than she would appreciate being thrown out of bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll still receive a text

even if you turn off alarm "

I didn't get a text.. Had turned emergency alerts off

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Since receiving mine I can't use my phone now.

I just have this big giant eye on my screen following me everywhere I go it's watching, waiting seeing, listening to everything and seeing all.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Well, if what I can see outside the window is the nuclear winter, then I'm fine with it. Looks just like it did before.....

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Was early 14 .58 by my phone ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"They really shouldn’t send me these things. I now have a 4 year old running around the house shouting “ we’re all going to die” at the top of her lungs.

The mr "

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The alert alarm came through my cars hands free and honestly I nearly crashed and pulled over worried . Realised my phone was flashing!

Honestly I was terrified by the tone of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never got the alert so I guess I'm not that important

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"You'll still receive a text

even if you turn off alarm I didn't."

Nor me, no alarm, no text.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The alert alarm came through my cars hands free and honestly I nearly crashed and pulled over worried . Realised my phone was flashing!

Honestly I was terrified by the tone of it. "

Really? You must scare easily. It was barely audible, even when holding in my hand as I swiped it away.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The alert alarm came through my cars hands free and honestly I nearly crashed and pulled over worried . Realised my phone was flashing!

Honestly I was terrified by the tone of it.

Really? You must scare easily. It was barely audible, even when holding in my hand as I swiped it away. "

If only the government had put out some warning so people know exactly when yo expect it, what it meant and what to do...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I had 3 going off simultaneously. Nearly dropped my gin

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By *rgoMan
over a year ago

Wells

Something and nothing. Didn’t seem like 10 seconds to me!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Didnt Reach us .

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"What’s everyone’s rhoughts on it? "

If they do it every time spurs are 5-0 down, I’m all for it!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

P.s for anyone complaining it could be worse.. they had an emergency test in Florida last week….. at 4.30am!!!

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