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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best and worst chat up lines you've you have had ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good one to use on Halloween…

Do I look like a haunted house? No? So you won’t need to scream when you come inside me

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

my names dick do you like it

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

What are you doing dressed up like a slapper when I bet you're quite intelligent underneath?

We were married for 22 years!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm sorry I didn't catch any of that, I was thinking about sucking your cock.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Nice arse, shame about the boat race

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

how do you like your eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is a lovely arse x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Your eyes are like spanner’s.

Because everytime you look at me, my nut tighten.

Always gets a chuckle, and that’s all you need.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha I like that one

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