FabSwingers.com forum: I'm off into business folks.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

If you do a full face version I might get a shag

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Good luck….

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Could you also stock some laughing tackle. So I can stock up please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make tinfoil jock straps? Need to protect my junk from all these 5G radio waves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

Don’t let her scare you folks

It’s cruel plan to embezzle money

Only so she can go the hairdresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it one of those 100m rolls?

If so how did it fit in your house?(this is an inside joke between F and me)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

But can you guarantee that there's no lipid nanoparticles involved in production?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you do a full face version I might get a shag

Ooh side line. On it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have mine before 3pm today because….. emergencies and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, I’ll take 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you make tinfoil jock straps? Need to protect my junk from all these 5G radio waves."

I do extra small? That work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you also stock some laughing tackle. So I can stock up please. "

I'm gonna need another visit to Costco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make tinfoil jock straps? Need to protect my junk from all these 5G radio waves.

I do extra small? That work?"

I need to protect more than just the foreskin. I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But can you guarantee that there's no lipid nanoparticles involved in production?"

I promise not to wank over the foil before making said hats.

I'll give em a quick spray of Dettol though.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

Chum

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I take 1 black version please

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it one of those 100m rolls?

If so how did it fit in your house?(this is an inside joke between F and me)"

I got the 200m roll. Its in the garage darling.

I've read the previous threads, I know I'll need more though.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Tin foil under pants are the way to go ...

Stop radiation frying your jewels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have mine before 3pm today because….. emergencies and all that "

I've not been up since 5:30 for nothing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you make tinfoil jock straps? Need to protect my junk from all these 5G radio waves.

I do extra small? That work?

I need to protect more than just the foreskin. I’ll take my business elsewhere."

Good luck, I bought all the tin foil within a 100mile radius...I'm smart.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Could you also stock some laughing tackle. So I can stock up please.

I'm gonna need another visit to Costco. "

Thank you so much.

I hope your first million comes quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make tinfoil jock straps? Need to protect my junk from all these 5G radio waves.

I do extra small? That work?

I need to protect more than just the foreskin. I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Good luck, I bought all the tin foil within a 100mile radius...I'm smart. "

I’m 110 miles away apparently. I’ll always be one step ahead of you.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Buys shares in mining companies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it one of those 100m rolls?

If so how did it fit in your house?(this is an inside joke between F and me)

I got the 200m roll. Its in the garage darling.

I've read the previous threads, I know I'll need more though. "

F once ordered 100m roll of something and then wondered if it would fit in the house

I also have access to various discounts let me know if you want to buddy up and save some initial output I'll even send F so she can do the leg work

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Trade secret. Shhhhh don’t tell anyone, tin foil hats have been done. But there is a gap in the market for a colander with two radio antenna sticking out the top.

The mr

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Do you have any hats made of chicken wire and paper mache shaped like a giant 5g mast?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

"
I'm helping the enviroment by manufacturing paper condoms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it one of those 100m rolls?

If so how did it fit in your house?(this is an inside joke between F and me)

I got the 200m roll. Its in the garage darling.

I've read the previous threads, I know I'll need more though.

F once ordered 100m roll of something and then wondered if it would fit in the house

I also have access to various discounts let me know if you want to buddy up and save some initial output I'll even send F so she can do the leg work "

Trying to pinch my business idea?

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By *ycom72Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

I'm helping the enviroment by manufacturing paper condoms."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trade secret. Shhhhh don’t tell anyone, tin foil hats have been done. But there is a gap in the market for a colander with two radio antenna sticking out the top.

The mr "

Can I use pipe cleaners? I have a tonne of those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any hats made of chicken wire and paper mache shaped like a giant 5g mast? "

Give me 10mins...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

I'm helping the enviroment by manufacturing paper condoms."

Reusable?

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By *ycom72Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Your make a fortune with those foil hats on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you used heavy duty and not that thin stuff that tears easily?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Yes please, I’ll take 4 "

So I heard but I thought it was just one of those stories goin around

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

This idea will foil badly

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Trade secret. Shhhhh don’t tell anyone, tin foil hats have been done. But there is a gap in the market for a colander with two radio antenna sticking out the top.

The mr

Can I use pipe cleaners? I have a tonne of those. "

Only if they are trading standards certified.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trade secret. Shhhhh don’t tell anyone, tin foil hats have been done. But there is a gap in the market for a colander with two radio antenna sticking out the top.

The mr

Can I use pipe cleaners? I have a tonne of those.

Only if they are trading standards certified.

The mr "

I got them off Amazon, so obvs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm off out to buy more foil, can someone take my orders please.

Will reward with boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, I’ll take 4

So I heard but I thought it was just one of those stories goin around

Hey don’t tell everyone, the feds will find out

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I promise to wank over the foil before making said hats.

I'll give em a quick spray of Raven "

Made a few changes to increase sales by 1000%

Regards

The Marketing Team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This idea will foil badly "

And that’s a wrap, folks

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

I'm helping the enviroment by manufacturing paper condoms.

Reusable?"
Well I was thinking of drying them out and using them as a doily, I'll pre cut the pattern holes into the paper condom before hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a mandilorian style one please

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"This idea will foil badly

And that’s a wrap, folks

Sure is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it one of those 100m rolls?

If so how did it fit in your house?(this is an inside joke between F and me)

I got the 200m roll. Its in the garage darling.

I've read the previous threads, I know I'll need more though.

F once ordered 100m roll of something and then wondered if it would fit in the house

I also have access to various discounts let me know if you want to buddy up and save some initial output I'll even send F so she can do the leg work

Trying to pinch my business idea?

Offering to help, I'll obviously buy you out later for a BJ and a nipple pic

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Can I have a mandilorian style one please "
We can't do them as you should never try removing the helmet off your penis, this is the way.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

"
This time tomorrow I'll be a millionhair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up your game offer full body bubble wrap with a purchase of 3 or more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the name of your exciting new venture, Raven?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Up your game offer full body bubble wrap with a purchase of 3 or more. "

Is this organic bubble wrap made by pure blooded individuals who we can guarantee didn't exhale bioweapons into the bubbles?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

How much are said tin foil hats

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I've dug out my tin foil hat I wore during the 1st lockdown!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If I use the Vaccine Police medbed and holographic healing quantum stickers, will the tinfoil hats interfere with them?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I've dug out my tin foil hat I wore during the 1st lockdown!"

Very fetching I can see the attraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice rack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice rack "

Tin foil hat??

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Could I possibly put in a custom order request for a tinfoil top hat por favor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you mini ones for "da helmet"

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Good luck in your new business venture, look forward to seeing you on Dragons' Den.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can you mini ones for "da helmet"

Got to keep the value in the unvaxxed sperm!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Can I have the empty tubes when you've finished with them please.

Apparently they're good photo props for entertaining cock pics.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I possibly put in a custom order request for a tinfoil top hat por favor?"

Oooh fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you mini ones for "da helmet"

I do da mini size ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I use the Vaccine Police medbed and holographic healing quantum stickers, will the tinfoil hats interfere with them?"

Errr no.

Don't Google that though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice rack

Tin foil hat??"

Bwobs init

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If I use the Vaccine Police medbed and holographic healing quantum stickers, will the tinfoil hats interfere with them?

Errr no.

Don't Google that though. "

I wouldn't either. It's all strongly associated with urophagia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice rack

Tin foil hat??

Bwobs init "

You want tin foil for your bwobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice rack

Tin foil hat??

Bwobs init

You want tin foil for your bwobs? "

Tin foil is the last thing I would buy from Costco. Did you get pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need one with horns !!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

What variety of styles are you making? Bowlers? Fedoras? Panama? Flat cap? Maybe try a side line in decorated tin foil fascinators as we come into prime wedding season, they will no doubt be in high demand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm having a closing down sale.

Half off!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm having a closing down sale.

Half off! "

Don't be so hasty. Other threads tell me your business will boom for some time yet!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

Well as long as you offer a personal come to my house fitting service you can definitely count me in.

Oh and I have this strange affliction,when I get fitted for a new hat I have to be naked and fully erect.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a closing down sale.

Half off!

Don't be so hasty. Other threads tell me your business will boom for some time yet!"

Oh yay as I have a tonne of tin foil here now...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Selling tin foil hats.

I've been to Costco, bought the giant roll. I'm good to go.

I'm gonna clean up on this site. (Not that kind of clean up)

Millionaire status here I come.

Well as long as you offer a personal come to my house fitting service you can definitely count me in.

Oh and I have this strange affliction,when I get fitted for a new hat I have to be naked and fully erect.

Just saying

I'll use it to prop the foil on whilst I measure.

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