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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I remember my grandparents having one of these and I found it bizarre.

Funny how attitudes change with age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got one now?

What's her name?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

They used to make a dreadful racket getting the last bit of water into the teapot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s what my mam shouted up the stairs at about 6pm every night.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Have you got one now?

What's her name?"

She’s not playing the ball this morning.

In her defence, she did do the first three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got one now?

What's her name?

She’s not playing the ball this morning.

In her defence, she did do the first three."

That's a good shift.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Update:

Neither of us have broken yet but I can see she’s really getting aggy so it surely won’t be long now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update:

Neither of us have broken yet but I can see she’s really getting aggy so it surely won’t be long now."

Looking forward to seeing how this plays out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update:

Neither of us have broken yet but I can see she’s really getting aggy so it surely won’t be long now."

Stay where you both are, I'll be up with the tea in a mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update:

Neither of us have broken yet but I can see she’s really getting aggy so it surely won’t be long now."

I’d had caved in by now, I like my Sundays quiet

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Out of interest, what did your grandparents call theirs?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Update:

Neither of us have broken yet but I can see she’s really getting aggy so it surely won’t be long now.

Looking forward to seeing how this plays out. "

You mean you’re not busy with your beautiful radiator this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update:

Neither of us have broken yet but I can see she’s really getting aggy so it surely won’t be long now.

Looking forward to seeing how this plays out.

You mean you’re not busy with your beautiful radiator this morning?"

Fucking thing looks beautiful but doesn't work properly.

QI klaxon for anyone that replies "bit like your penis then"

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

A maid that teases you, where can I get one, so long as its a sexual tease and not a bullying type of tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s what my mam shouted up the stairs at about 6pm every night. "

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Update:

Neither of us have broken yet but I can see she’s really getting aggy so it surely won’t be long now.

Stay where you both are, I'll be up with the tea in a mo "

Be a love and pop me a sausage or two under t’ grill while you’re at it

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Out of interest, what did your grandparents call theirs? "

I’m not entirely sure but it did have ‘Teasmade’ written on it I remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update:

Neither of us have broken yet but I can see she’s really getting aggy so it surely won’t be long now."

The battle of wills has begun.

Make a flask the night before and have it on the floor next to your side of the bed.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Latest:

I need a piss.

I’m gutted.

This could break the stalemate.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Goblin™ Teasmade.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I make good tea. You should sample it sometime. I'll even chuck in a posh biscuit

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon."

Plot twist.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon.

Plot twist."

Serious plot twist!

I blame wonko’s thread.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I make good tea. You should sample it sometime. I'll even chuck in a posh biscuit "

You do make good tea and Mr kc has the finest choice in biscuit luxury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon.

Plot twist.

Serious plot twist!

I blame wonko’s thread."

She brought it up with the toast?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon.

Plot twist.

Serious plot twist!

I blame wonko’s thread.

She brought it up with the toast? "

She brought up the toast during the bj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon.

Plot twist.

Serious plot twist!

I blame wonko’s thread.

She brought it up with the toast?

She brought up the toast during the bj."

Was it the crust?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon.

Plot twist.

Serious plot twist!

I blame wonko’s thread.

She brought it up with the toast?

She brought up the toast during the bj.

Was it the crust?"

Possibly but more likely the marmalade is off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon.

Plot twist.

Serious plot twist!

I blame wonko’s thread.

She brought it up with the toast?

She brought up the toast during the bj.

Was it the crust?

Possibly but more likely the marmalade is off."

Was it shredded in the end?

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"She cracked

Three rounds of toast too.

Had a quick shower whilst so I’m ready for a bj afterwards.

Might get up soon.

Plot twist.

Serious plot twist!

I blame wonko’s thread.

She brought it up with the toast?

She brought up the toast during the bj.

Was it the crust?

Possibly but more likely the marmalade is off.

Was it shredded in the end?"

It was definitely worth the wheat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I make good tea. You should sample it sometime. I'll even chuck in a posh biscuit

You do make good tea and Mr kc has the finest choice in biscuit luxury "

You're welcome to drink tea and eat biscuits anytime (+ anything else that might take your fancy too )

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