FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual Analogy, simile and metaphor

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Hopefully its clear...

Her pussy was as wet as an otters pocket..

He was hung like a donkey..

What have you seen or read that made you chuckle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 years on fab and no one has ever said "she sucks like a Dyson" about me.

I still don't know if I should be glad or sad about that

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"12 years on fab and no one has ever said "she sucks like a Dyson" about me.

I still don't know if I should be glad or sad about that

That's because "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux"

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"12 years on fab and no one has ever said "she sucks like a Dyson" about me.

I still don't know if I should be glad or sad about that

Be glad... Dysons stop sucking when clogged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the bukakke she had a face like a painter's radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be banned instantly if I posted half of the ones I’ve heard.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"12 years on fab and no one has ever said "she sucks like a Dyson" about me.

I still don't know if I should be glad or sad about that

They tend to need a lot of maintenance or they lose suction.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"After the bukakke she had a face like a painter's radio. "

Thats the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"12 years on fab and no one has ever said "she sucks like a Dyson" about me.

I still don't know if I should be glad or sad about that

They tend to need a lot of maintenance or they lose suction."

Don't we all

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"12 years on fab and no one has ever said "she sucks like a Dyson" about me.

I still don't know if I should be glad or sad about that

They tend to need a lot of maintenance or they lose suction.

Don't we all "

Just the occasional sandwich ma'am.

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