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The Saturday late late nocturnal Bar....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to the Saturday late late nocturnal Bar..

Why not stop by and say hello and order a drink or two and have a chat and a mingle..

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...[beer]

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Good evening Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Good evening Ash, good evening Nocturnal folks, can I have a glass of Sauvignon blanc please?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.

I'll have a fruity cider please

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash "

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...

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By *tarr619TV/TS
over a year ago

Warrington

Good evening Ash how's you tonight? I'm on the sloe gin and lemonade tonight and my glass is empty would you please fill it up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all "

Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well... "

Whoop! I feel like a winner.

Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, good evening Nocturnal folks, can I have a glass of Sauvignon blanc please? "

Good evening Dee...How's your weekend going?...

One glass of Sauvignon blanc coming right up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?.... "

I'll have a blonde ale please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....

I'll have a blonde ale please "

Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Evening Ash, Evening beautiful nocturnal ones.

Gin & tonic please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ash!

Hi. And to your lovely wife

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all

Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....

I'll have a blonde ale please

Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning "

Hand shandy?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.

I'll have a fruity cider please

J"

Good evening Julie....one fruity cider coming right up....How's your Saturday night going....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash "

Good evening Vixen....can I tempt you to a drink at the bar tonight?...

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Good evening Ash, good evening Nocturnal folks, can I have a glass of Sauvignon blanc please?

Good evening Dee...How's your weekend going?...

One glass of Sauvignon blanc coming right up..... "

Thank you I’ve been quite unwell for a couple of days but thankfully fully recovered now.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.

I'll have a fruity cider please

J

Good evening Julie....one fruity cider coming right up....How's your Saturday night going...."

We are watching Point Break ...again!

J

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash how's you tonight? I'm on the sloe gin and lemonade tonight and my glass is empty would you please fill it up "

Good evening Starr....I'm doing great thank you....I would be delighted to re fill your empty glass...

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By *atnipOreillyMan
over a year ago

teignmouth

Good evening all. Negroni for me please Ash.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...

Whoop! I feel like a winner.

Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna "

It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening "

Evening Wonko...hope all is well tonight....

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By *atnipOreillyMan
over a year ago

teignmouth

Misty Peaks your next one is on me.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x"

Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all

Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....

I'll have a blonde ale please

Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning "

Sorry that you have work tomorrow....one shandy coming right up....[beer]

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, Evening beautiful nocturnal ones.

Gin & tonic please "

Good evening MistyPeaks....one large gin and tonic coming right up....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...

Whoop! I feel like a winner.

Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna

It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married..."

No way!! God I’ve lost a year!! Hope you’re doing something nice??

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...

Whoop! I feel like a winner.

Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna

It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married..."

No way! It calls for a celebration!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...

Whoop! I feel like a winner.

Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna

It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...

No way!! God I’ve lost a year!! Hope you’re doing something nice?? "

That happens when you get old...

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ash and the rest of y'all, I'll have a pilsner to go with my Chile Verde burrito,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....

I'll have a blonde ale please

Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning

Sorry that you have work tomorrow....one shandy coming right up....[beer]"

Thank you kindly I hate overtime but needs must

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash!

Hi. And to your lovely wife"

Good evening Posh and I will pass on your hi.....

I hope you're having a nice weekend

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ash!

Hi. And to your lovely wife

Good evening Posh and I will pass on your hi.....

I hope you're having a nice weekend "

Could be better m'dear, could be worse. Aches and pains aren't getting easier

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash, good evening Nocturnal folks, can I have a glass of Sauvignon blanc please?

Good evening Dee...How's your weekend going?...

One glass of Sauvignon blanc coming right up.....

Thank you I’ve been quite unwell for a couple of days but thankfully fully recovered now."

I'm pleased to read that you're fully recovered.....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Misty Peaks your next one is on me. "

I’ll have a double then please

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By *tarr619TV/TS
over a year ago

Warrington


"Good evening Ash how's you tonight? I'm on the sloe gin and lemonade tonight and my glass is empty would you please fill it up

Good evening Starr....I'm doing great thank you....I would be delighted to re fill your empty glass... "

Thank you Ash much appreciated

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.

I'll have a fruity cider please

J

Good evening Julie....one fruity cider coming right up....How's your Saturday night going....

We are watching Point Break ...again!

J

"

Point break again?....

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Evening all.

Hope your all well

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all. Negroni for me please Ash."

Good evening catnip...one negroni coming right up....how'd it going tonight?.....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.

I'll have a fruity cider please

J

Good evening Julie....one fruity cider coming right up....How's your Saturday night going....

We are watching Point Break ...again!

J

Point break again?....

"

For the bazillionth time.

'Back off Warchild. Seriously.'

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x

Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar.... "

Well I'm celebrating. So I will have a nice pint of stella please?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hi ash. I'll have my useual

Lemonade and lime .

Hi all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *iscreetMan_UKMan
over a year ago

Felbridge / E Grinstead

Good evening all - been a quiet night for me.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...

Whoop! I feel like a winner.

Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna

It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...

No way!! God I’ve lost a year!! Hope you’re doing something nice?? "

It really has gone by very quickly

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...

Whoop! I feel like a winner.

Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna

It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...

No way! It calls for a celebration! "

I will be in touch soon.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Howdy ash and the rest of y'all, I'll have a pilsner to go with my Chile Verde burrito,"

Howdy Bill...Good choice...

One pilsner coming right up....

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Good evening Ash

Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...

Whoop! I feel like a winner.

Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna

It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...

No way! It calls for a celebration!

I will be in touch soon..... "

Definitely! I look forward to it

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all

Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....

I'll have a blonde ale please

Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning

Sorry that you have work tomorrow....one shandy coming right up....[beer]

Thank you kindly I hate overtime but needs must "

I hope it goes well and you can relax Sunday evening....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all to everyone not in Croydon

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash!

Hi. And to your lovely wife

Good evening Posh and I will pass on your hi.....

I hope you're having a nice weekend

Could be better m'dear, could be worse. Aches and pains aren't getting easier"

Hope things get easier maybe when our weather improves

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Misty Peaks your next one is on me.

I’ll have a double then please "

I can't remember what you ordered now...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash how's you tonight? I'm on the sloe gin and lemonade tonight and my glass is empty would you please fill it up

Good evening Starr....I'm doing great thank you....I would be delighted to re fill your empty glass...

Thank you Ash much appreciated "

You're very welcome

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Misty Peaks your next one is on me.

I’ll have a double then please

I can't remember what you ordered now... "

I’ll just take whatever…. I’m not paying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Misty Peaks your next one is on me.

I’ll have a double then please

I can't remember what you ordered now...

I’ll just take whatever…. I’m not paying "

I'm free

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all.

Hope your all well"

Good evening _4bim.....How's it going tonight......

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x

Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar....

Well I'm celebrating. So I will have a nice pint of stella please? "

What are you celebrating?...one pint of Stella coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi ash. I'll have my useual

Lemonade and lime .

Hi all."

Good evening Master R....one lemonade and lime coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening "

Good evening Blu.....how has your Saturday been?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all - been a quiet night for me. "

Good evening discreetman...welcome to the nocturnal thread....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all to everyone not in Croydon "

Good evening Gr8...I don't normally go south of the river....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Misty Peaks your next one is on me.

I’ll have a double then please

I can't remember what you ordered now...

I’ll just take whatever…. I’m not paying "

In that case a double gin and tonic coming right up....

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Good evening Ash.

Good evening fellow Fabbers.

Hope all are well and having a lovely evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x

Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar....

Well I'm celebrating. So I will have a nice pint of stella please?

What are you celebrating?...one pint of Stella coming right up.... "

My under 13s boy team i coach,won today 6 1 and made it to the final. I need to do it all again tomorrow for the girls under 10 team

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round "

Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...

I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round "
xo

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash.

Good evening fellow Fabbers.

Hope all are well and having a lovely evening "

Good evening amo....I hope you've been having a lovely evening ..

Big game for West Ham at Bournemouth tomorrow.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all "

Good evening long and hard....would you like a drink at the bar.....

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts.

Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you!

••

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x

Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar....

Well I'm celebrating. So I will have a nice pint of stella please?

What are you celebrating?...one pint of Stella coming right up....

My under 13s boy team i coach,won today 6 1 and made it to the final. I need to do it all again tomorrow for the girls under 10 team "

Congrats on today's victory for the boys and I'm sure the girls team will be celebrating tomorrow also...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round

Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...

I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....

"

Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round xo"

Hey cowboy

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON


"Good evening Ash.

Good evening fellow Fabbers.

Hope all are well and having a lovely evening

Good evening amo....I hope you've been having a lovely evening ..

Big game for West Ham at Bournemouth tomorrow....."

Big game..but I think we'll win. Team must be confident after the win over Gent.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts.

Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you!

••"

Good evening brother Nero....

Come on in and have a rest and I'll send a drink of your choice over to you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all

Good evening long and hard....would you like a drink at the bar..... "

Well looking around enjoying the atmosphere.

But Got my double rum and .for now

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts.

Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you!

••"

Nero! You’re more than welcome to rest your weary self on whenever you feel like.

(I autocorrected this)

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round

Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...

I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....

Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully "

Annie is a very under rated singer...rest your wings now and let me know if you'd like something to drink or nibble on...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash.

Good evening fellow Fabbers.

Hope all are well and having a lovely evening

Good evening amo....I hope you've been having a lovely evening ..

Big game for West Ham at Bournemouth tomorrow.....

Big game..but I think we'll win. Team must be confident after the win over Gent."

That was a great win against the Belgians and I also think we will win tomorrow

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all

Good evening long and hard....would you like a drink at the bar.....

Well looking around enjoying the atmosphere.

But Got my double rum and .for now "

I'm glad you're enjoying the atmosphere..

Let me know if you need a re fill...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round

Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...

I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....

Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully

Annie is a very under rated singer...rest your wings now and let me know if you'd like something to drink or nibble on...

"

Oh Ash… you are spoiling me

Annie Lennox is one of my all time favourites. I actually sing quite like her too so I sing lots of her stuff. Might do some of that tomorrow.

I’ll get you a drink though. You have guests to look after

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good evening Ash and Nocturnalistas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will do

And happy to give the ladies a stiff one

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Will do

And happy to give the ladies a stiff one"

What have I walked into?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Will do

And happy to give the ladies a stiff one

What have I walked into? "

Hopefully his stiff one

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Good evening all ,

Xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Will do

And happy to give the ladies a stiff one

What have I walked into? "

Didn’t you feel it?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts.

Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you!

••

Nero! You’re more than welcome to rest your weary self on whenever you feel like.

(I autocorrected this)"

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If you can leather-clad yourself in British Racing Green then I shall take you up on your offer!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Will do

And happy to give the ladies a stiff one

What have I walked into?

Hopefully his stiff one "

I should be so lucky!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Will do

And happy to give the ladies a stiff one

What have I walked into?

Didn’t you feel it? "

Oh you're all so witty tonight!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Nothing like a bit of in-your-end-o.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

[Crickets]

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"[Crickets]"

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/yj5CCOzJ7nk "waiting in vain" Annie Lennox ,bob marley cover

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"[Crickets]

"

Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB!

J

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette."

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts.

Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you!

••

Nero! You’re more than welcome to rest your weary self on whenever you feel like.

(I autocorrected this)

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If you can leather-clad yourself in British Racing Green then I shall take you up on your offer! "

I’m pretty confident I can do that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"[Crickets]

Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!"

It was straight out of Ash’s “jokes for dads” book but I don’t think so darling

Mwah xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB!

J"

Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round

Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...

I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....

Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully

Annie is a very under rated singer...rest your wings now and let me know if you'd like something to drink or nibble on...

Oh Ash… you are spoiling me

Annie Lennox is one of my all time favourites. I actually sing quite like her too so I sing lots of her stuff. Might do some of that tomorrow.

I’ll get you a drink though. You have guests to look after "

Can I have a nice cold pint of cola with ice please....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette."

Oh no. Oubliettes are where you put things you wish to forget!!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB!

J

Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick "

We're at the 50 year storm bit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round

Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...

I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....

Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully

Annie is a very under rated singer...rest your wings now and let me know if you'd like something to drink or nibble on...

Oh Ash… you are spoiling me

Annie Lennox is one of my all time favourites. I actually sing quite like her too so I sing lots of her stuff. Might do some of that tomorrow.

I’ll get you a drink though. You have guests to look after

Can I have a nice cold pint of cola with ice please.... "

Coming right up

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette."

Good evening, Mr Elephantis

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Nocturnalistas.

"

Good evening davina...I hope all is well tonight....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB!

J

Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick

We're at the 50 year storm bit "

Oh…. I don’t even have to watch the movie to see that but very clearly

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"[Crickets]

Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!

It was straight out of Ash’s “jokes for dads” book but I don’t think so darling

Mwah xx"

Well, I AM a dad... when I'm not a mum!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB!

J

Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick "

And yes I hope so! What's your favourite to sing?

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening Ash and Nocturnalistas.

Good evening davina...I hope all is well tonight.... "

Hello Ash. Yes thank you. I'm cooking up a storm here.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all ,

Xx"

Good evening JJ...what can I get to drink for you at the bar tonight..

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"[Crickets]

Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!

It was straight out of Ash’s “jokes for dads” book but I don’t think so darling

Mwah xx

Well, I AM a dad... when I'm not a mum!

"

So what’s your best dad joke darling? Anything has got to be better than in-your-end-o

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB!

J

Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick

And yes I hope so! What's your favourite to sing?

J"

Of Annie’s it has to be Thorn in my Side. But probably A Little Respect as my all time fave

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"[Crickets]

Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!

It was straight out of Ash’s “jokes for dads” book but I don’t think so darling

Mwah xx

Well, I AM a dad... when I'm not a mum!

So what’s your best dad joke darling? Anything has got to be better than in-your-end-o

"

My daughter tells me they're ALL dad jokes!

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By *ittycock400Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Good evening all

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

She phoned earlier. I'm cooking and dropped a carrot on my foot. Ow! I say. She asks what happened. I told her, and said that's what happens when you get carrot away!

Ah thank you!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"She phoned earlier. I'm cooking and dropped a carrot on my foot. Ow! I say. She asks what happened. I told her, and said that's what happens when you get carrot away!

Ah thank you!"

^^ I love this one

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB!

J

Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick

And yes I hope so! What's your favourite to sing?

J

Of Annie’s it has to be Thorn in my Side. But probably A Little Respect as my all time fave "

I'm impressed. I can't hit the high notes.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"She phoned earlier. I'm cooking and dropped a carrot on my foot. Ow! I say. She asks what happened. I told her, and said that's what happens when you get carrot away!

Ah thank you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB!

J

Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick

And yes I hope so! What's your favourite to sing?

J

Of Annie’s it has to be Thorn in my Side. But probably A Little Respect as my all time fave

I'm impressed. I can't hit the high notes.

J"

Thank you. I have to really take a big deep breath for those top notes. Doesn’t always work but I just roll with it

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? ..... Here come the elephants, what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette."

Good evening _lephantis....I got trapped in a laundrette once...I still have nightmares about it.....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? ..... Here come the elephants, what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them"

Oh groan...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

What's green, has 6 legs, and kills you if it falls on you from a tree?

A snooker table!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all "

Good evening kittycock and welcome to tonight's nocturnal Bar....

What can I get for you to drink?...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

"

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? ..... Here come the elephants, what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them"

Badum tish

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight "

I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Oh no. Oubliettes are where you put things you wish to forget!!! "

Almost all things, then.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette."

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

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over a year ago


"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight

I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though "

Few more drinks and I'm sure we will be doing a duo ????

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Good evening, Mr Elephantis "

Hail and well met again, Ms. Chaos.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette."

"The Human Oubliette"

Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Good evening _lephantis....I got trapped in a laundrette once...I still have nightmares about it..... "

^^ I did mention Ash’s famous joke book

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By *ittycock400Couple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Good evening all

Good evening kittycock and welcome to tonight's nocturnal Bar....

What can I get for you to drink?..."

JD and Coke please

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

"The Human Oubliette"

Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain. "

I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow "

Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Good evening _lephantis....I got trapped in a laundrette once...I still have nightmares about it..... "

I've seen that video. The one where you shrink your Levi 501s to fit, right?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

"The Human Oubliette"

Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain.

I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

"The Human Oubliette"

Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain.

I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede "

I couldn't watch that all the way through!

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight

I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though

Few more drinks and I'm sure we will be doing a duo ????"

With few more drinks, I might be convinced, who knows

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

"The Human Oubliette"

Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain. "
oubliette also known as the forgotten room

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all

Good evening kittycock and welcome to tonight's nocturnal Bar....

What can I get for you to drink?...

JD and Coke please "

One JD and cola coming right up...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"

I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede

"

The ultimate bum deal!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight

I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though "

My singing ability depends entirely on the song! But I do love singing

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede

The ultimate bum deal!"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight

I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though

Few more drinks and I'm sure we will be doing a duo ????

With few more drinks, I might be convinced, who knows "

Do it!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow "

Thank you.

'How heavily it dies

Into the west away;

Past touch and sight and sound

Not further to be found,

How hopeless underground

Falls the remorseful day.'

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

We have now passed the midnight hour.....

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Good evening, Mr Elephantis

Hail and well met again, Ms. Chaos. "

Bonne soirée monsieur

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x"

Thank you!

Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

Thank you.

'How heavily it dies

Into the west away;

Past touch and sight and sound

Not further to be found,

How hopeless underground

Falls the remorseful day.'"

They used that quote for the final episode of Inspector Morse.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight "

•

My dear friend, the Nøcturnal Snug Bar is a rather urbane affair. Karaoke has no place here. A couture'd chanteuse has a semi-permanent residency here.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight

I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though

My singing ability depends entirely on the song! But I do love singing

J"

Mine rather depend on amount of alcohol I’m afraid

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Good evening, Mr Elephantis

Hail and well met again, Ms. Chaos.

Bonne soirée monsieur

"

Le Français me parle toujours directement au cœur. Une soirée merveilleuse pour vous aussi, chère madame.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x

Thank you!

Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life."

Aww

I foresee great things in your future x

And if not I can always inbox you boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x

Thank you!

Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.

Aww

I foresee great things in your future x

And if not I can always inbox you boobs? "

Well I timed that login perfectly... someone mention boobs?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Boobs tend to solve most problems. For example, why dont I have nice boobs? It's a problem having boobs would solve.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x

Thank you!

Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.

Aww

I foresee great things in your future x

And if not I can always inbox you boobs?

Well I timed that login perfectly... someone mention boobs? "

It’s like a sixth sense with you, I swear

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.

I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

Thank you.

'How heavily it dies

Into the west away;

Past touch and sight and sound

Not further to be found,

How hopeless underground

Falls the remorseful day.'

They used that quote for the final episode of Inspector Morse.

"

They certainly did

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x

Thank you!

Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.

Aww

I foresee great things in your future x

And if not I can always inbox you boobs?

Well I timed that login perfectly... someone mention boobs? "

Always there for the boobs...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Fun fact. I’ve never watched a single episode of Morse

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight

•

My dear friend, the Nøcturnal Snug Bar is a rather urbane affair. Karaoke has no place here. A couture'd chanteuse has a semi-permanent residency here."

Too late darling. Karaoke is already on

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Did someone say boobs?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Fun fact. I’ve never watched a single episode of Morse "

What about Endeavour and Lewis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow

Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x

Thank you!

Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.

Aww

I foresee great things in your future x

And if not I can always inbox you boobs?

Well I timed that login perfectly... someone mention boobs?

It’s like a sixth sense with you, I swear "

It's a bloodhound thing

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Did someone say boobs?"

I thought I heard boobs mentioned also....

I'm just going to set up a nocturnal part 2....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Fun fact. I’ve never watched a single episode of Morse "

Definitely worth a watch. I used to watch it in South Africa, and think that Oxfordshire would be a nice place to live if I ever emigrated to the UK.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette.

Good evening, Mr Elephantis

Hail and well met again, Ms. Chaos.

Bonne soirée monsieur

Le Français me parle toujours directement au cœur. Une soirée merveilleuse pour vous aussi, chère madame."

Merci beaucoup Monsieur

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