Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
I'll have a fruity cider please 
J | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash "Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all  "Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash
Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well... "Whoop! I feel like a winner. Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash, good evening Nocturnal folks, can I have a glass of Sauvignon blanc please? "Good evening Dee...How's your weekend going?... One glass of Sauvignon blanc coming right up..... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all
Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?.... "I'll have a blonde ale please | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all
Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....
I'll have a blonde ale please "Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all
Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....
I'll have a blonde ale please
Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning "Hand shandy? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.
I'll have a fruity cider please
J"Good evening Julie....one fruity cider coming right up....How's your Saturday night going.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash  "Good evening Vixen....can I tempt you to a drink at the bar tonight?... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash, good evening Nocturnal folks, can I have a glass of Sauvignon blanc please?
Good evening Dee...How's your weekend going?...
One glass of Sauvignon blanc coming right up..... "Thank you I’ve been quite unwell for a couple of days but thankfully fully recovered now. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.
I'll have a fruity cider please
J
Good evening Julie....one fruity cider coming right up....How's your Saturday night going...."We are watching Point Break ...again!
J
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash how's you tonight? I'm on the sloe gin and lemonade tonight and my glass is empty would you please fill it up "Good evening Starr....I'm doing great thank you....I would be delighted to re fill your empty glass... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash
Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...
Whoop! I feel like a winner.
Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna "It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening " Evening Wonko...hope all is well tonight.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x" Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all
Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....
I'll have a blonde ale please
Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning "Sorry that you have work tomorrow....one shandy coming right up....[beer] | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening Ash, Evening beautiful nocturnal ones. Gin & tonic please "Good evening MistyPeaks....one large gin and tonic coming right up....  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash
Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...
Whoop! I feel like a winner.
Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna
It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married..."No way!! God I’ve lost a year!! Hope you’re doing something nice?? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash
Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...
Whoop! I feel like a winner.
Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna
It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married..."No way! It calls for a celebration! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash
Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...
Whoop! I feel like a winner.
Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna
It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...
No way!! God I’ve lost a year!! Hope you’re doing something nice?? "That happens when you get old... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all
Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....
I'll have a blonde ale please
Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning
Sorry that you have work tomorrow....one shandy coming right up....[beer]"Thank you kindly I hate overtime but needs must | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Ash! Hi. And to your lovely wife" Good evening Posh and I will pass on your hi.....
I hope you're having a nice weekend | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Ash! Hi. And to your lovely wife Good evening Posh and I will pass on your hi.....
I hope you're having a nice weekend "Could be better m'dear, could be worse. Aches and pains aren't getting easier | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash, good evening Nocturnal folks, can I have a glass of Sauvignon blanc please?
Good evening Dee...How's your weekend going?...
One glass of Sauvignon blanc coming right up.....
Thank you I’ve been quite unwell for a couple of days but thankfully fully recovered now."I'm pleased to read that you're fully recovered.....  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Misty Peaks your next one is on me. "I’ll have a double then please | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash how's you tonight? I'm on the sloe gin and lemonade tonight and my glass is empty would you please fill it up
Good evening Starr....I'm doing great thank you....I would be delighted to re fill your empty glass... "Thank you Ash much appreciated | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.
I'll have a fruity cider please
J
Good evening Julie....one fruity cider coming right up....How's your Saturday night going....
We are watching Point Break ...again!
J
"Point break again?.... 
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all. Negroni for me please Ash." Good evening catnip...one negroni coming right up....how'd it going tonight?..... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening Ash and lovely Noc folk.
I'll have a fruity cider please
J
Good evening Julie....one fruity cider coming right up....How's your Saturday night going....
We are watching Point Break ...again!
J
Point break again?....
"For the bazillionth time. 'Back off Warchild. Seriously.' J | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar.... "Well I'm celebrating. So I will have a nice pint of stella please? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash
Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...
Whoop! I feel like a winner.
Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna
It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...
No way!! God I’ve lost a year!! Hope you’re doing something nice?? "It really has gone by very quickly | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash
Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...
Whoop! I feel like a winner.
Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna
It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...
No way! It calls for a celebration! "I will be in touch soon..... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Howdy ash and the rest of y'all, I'll have a pilsner to go with my Chile Verde burrito," Howdy Bill...Good choice... One pilsner coming right up.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash
Good evening Saffron and congrats on being first poster tonight..long time no see...I hope you're well...
Whoop! I feel like a winner.
Felt a visit was long overdue so popped in to say hi! Send my love to Lorna
It was long overdue!...I will do...next weekend will be our first anniversary since we got married...
No way! It calls for a celebration!
I will be in touch soon..... "Definitely! I look forward to it | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all
Good evening temptingtwosome...can I get you something to drink at the bar?....
I'll have a blonde ale please
Better make it a shandy I've got work in the morning
Sorry that you have work tomorrow....one shandy coming right up....[beer]
Thank you kindly I hate overtime but needs must "I hope it goes well and you can relax Sunday evening.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Ash! Hi. And to your lovely wife Good evening Posh and I will pass on your hi.....
I hope you're having a nice weekend
Could be better m'dear, could be worse. Aches and pains aren't getting easier"Hope things get easier maybe when our weather improves  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Misty Peaks your next one is on me.
I’ll have a double then please "I can't remember what you ordered now... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash how's you tonight? I'm on the sloe gin and lemonade tonight and my glass is empty would you please fill it up
Good evening Starr....I'm doing great thank you....I would be delighted to re fill your empty glass...
Thank you Ash much appreciated "You're very welcome | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Misty Peaks your next one is on me.
I’ll have a double then please
I can't remember what you ordered now... "I’ll just take whatever…. I’m not paying | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Misty Peaks your next one is on me.
I’ll have a double then please
I can't remember what you ordered now...
I’ll just take whatever…. I’m not paying "I'm free | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening all. Hope your all well" Good evening _4bim.....How's it going tonight...... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar....
Well I'm celebrating. So I will have a nice pint of stella please? "What are you celebrating?...one pint of Stella coming right up.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi ash. I'll have my useual Lemonade and lime . Hi all." Good evening Master R....one lemonade and lime coming right up... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening "Good evening Blu.....how has your Saturday been?.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all - been a quiet night for me. " Good evening discreetman...welcome to the nocturnal thread.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening all to everyone not in Croydon "Good evening Gr8...I don't normally go south of the river.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Misty Peaks your next one is on me.
I’ll have a double then please
I can't remember what you ordered now...
I’ll just take whatever…. I’m not paying "In that case a double gin and tonic coming right up.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| Reply privately |
"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar....
Well I'm celebrating. So I will have a nice pint of stella please?
What are you celebrating?...one pint of Stella coming right up.... "My under 13s boy team i coach,won today 6 1 and made it to the final. I need to do it all again tomorrow for the girls under 10 team | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round "Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?... I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox..... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round "xo | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash. Good evening fellow Fabbers. Hope all are well and having a lovely evening " Good evening amo....I hope you've been having a lovely evening .. Big game for West Ham at Bournemouth tomorrow..... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hello all " Good evening long and hard....would you like a drink at the bar..... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 • | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Evening everyone and I hope your Saturdays was as good as mine? Im ordering at the bar. Who wants a drink? I'm buying x Good evening ordsall...I've had a nice quiet Saturday....what can I get for you at the bar....
Well I'm celebrating. So I will have a nice pint of stella please?
What are you celebrating?...one pint of Stella coming right up....
My under 13s boy team i coach,won today 6 1 and made it to the final. I need to do it all again tomorrow for the girls under 10 team "Congrats on today's victory for the boys and I'm sure the girls team will be celebrating tomorrow also... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round
Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...
I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....
"Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round xo"Hey cowboy | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash. Good evening fellow Fabbers. Hope all are well and having a lovely evening Good evening amo....I hope you've been having a lovely evening .. Big game for West Ham at Bournemouth tomorrow....." Big game..but I think we'll win. Team must be confident after the win over Gent. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts. Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you! • •"Good evening brother Nero....
Come on in and have a rest and I'll send a drink of your choice over to you.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hello all Good evening long and hard....would you like a drink at the bar..... "Well looking around enjoying the atmosphere. But Got my double rum and .for now | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts. Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you! • •"Nero! You’re more than welcome to rest your weary self on whenever you feel like. (I autocorrected this) | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round
Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...
I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....
Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully "Annie is a very under rated singer...rest your wings now and let me know if you'd like something to drink or nibble on... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash. Good evening fellow Fabbers. Hope all are well and having a lovely evening Good evening amo....I hope you've been having a lovely evening .. Big game for West Ham at Bournemouth tomorrow..... Big game..but I think we'll win. Team must be confident after the win over Gent." That was a great win against the Belgians and I also think we will win tomorrow | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hello all Good evening long and hard....would you like a drink at the bar.....
Well looking around enjoying the atmosphere.
But Got my double rum and .for now "I'm glad you're enjoying the atmosphere.. Let me know if you need a re fill... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round
Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...
I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....
Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully
Annie is a very under rated singer...rest your wings now and let me know if you'd like something to drink or nibble on...
"Oh Ash… you are spoiling me
Annie Lennox is one of my all time favourites. I actually sing quite like her too so I sing lots of her stuff. Might do some of that tomorrow.
I’ll get you a drink though. You have guests to look after | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Will do And happy to give the ladies a stiff one "
What have I walked into? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Will do And happy to give the ladies a stiff one
What have I walked into? "Hopefully his stiff one | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
,
Xx | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Will do And happy to give the ladies a stiff one
What have I walked into? "Didn’t you feel it? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts. Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you! • •
Nero! You’re more than welcome to rest your weary self on whenever you feel like.
(I autocorrected this)"· If you can leather-clad yourself in British Racing Green then I shall take you up on your offer! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Will do And happy to give the ladies a stiff one
What have I walked into?
Hopefully his stiff one "I should be so lucky!  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Will do And happy to give the ladies a stiff one
What have I walked into?
Didn’t you feel it? "Oh you're all so witty tonight! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"[Crickets]"  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"[Crickets] "Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette." Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hopefully there is a spare vintage chocolate-brown leather-clad Chesterfield for me to rest my weary self, as I join the Nocturnal Fellowship, where this evening's Saturni denizens encircle in a colourful array of libation, laughter and licentious flirts. Dear Brôther Åsh † — gøød ëvëning to you! • •
Nero! You’re more than welcome to rest your weary self on whenever you feel like.
(I autocorrected this)
·
If you can leather-clad yourself in British Racing Green then I shall take you up on your offer! "I’m pretty confident I can do that | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"[Crickets]
Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!"It was straight out of Ash’s “jokes for dads” book but I don’t think so darling
Mwah xx | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB! J" Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round
Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...
I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....
Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully
Annie is a very under rated singer...rest your wings now and let me know if you'd like something to drink or nibble on...
Oh Ash… you are spoiling me
Annie Lennox is one of my all time favourites. I actually sing quite like her too so I sing lots of her stuff. Might do some of that tomorrow.
I’ll get you a drink though. You have guests to look after "Can I have a nice cold pint of cola with ice please.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette." Oh no. Oubliettes are where you put things you wish to forget!!! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB! J Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick "We're at the 50 year storm bit | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Hi Ash and the other beautiful ones. Hope your Saturday is a good one. Kisses all round
Good evening _ittlebird...Has your Saturday been a good one?...
I'm going to play _ittlebird by Annie Lennox on the jukebox.....
Oh thank you darling. I’m in an Annie Lennox kind of mood today. My day was a non-stop affair today. But I have my feet up now thankfully
Annie is a very under rated singer...rest your wings now and let me know if you'd like something to drink or nibble on...
Oh Ash… you are spoiling me
Annie Lennox is one of my all time favourites. I actually sing quite like her too so I sing lots of her stuff. Might do some of that tomorrow.
I’ll get you a drink though. You have guests to look after
Can I have a nice cold pint of cola with ice please.... "Coming right up | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette." Good evening, Mr Elephantis | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash and Nocturnalistas. "Good evening davina...I hope all is well tonight.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB! J Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick
We're at the 50 year storm bit "Oh…. I don’t even have to watch the movie to see that but very clearly  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"[Crickets]
Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!
It was straight out of Ash’s “jokes for dads” book but I don’t think so darling
Mwah xx"Well, I AM a dad... when I'm not a mum! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB! J Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick "And yes I hope so! What's your favourite to sing? J | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening Ash and Nocturnalistas.
Good evening davina...I hope all is well tonight.... "Hello Ash. Yes thank you. I'm cooking up a storm here. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all ,
Xx"Good evening JJ...what can I get to drink for you at the bar tonight.. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"[Crickets]
Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!
It was straight out of Ash’s “jokes for dads” book but I don’t think so darling
Mwah xx
Well, I AM a dad... when I'm not a mum!
"So what’s your best dad joke darling? Anything has got to be better than in-your-end-o | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB! J Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick
And yes I hope so! What's your favourite to sing?
J"Of Annie’s it has to be Thorn in my Side. But probably A Little Respect as my all time fave | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"[Crickets]
Thank god you're here LB! I thought I'd killed everyone with my inyourendo comment!
It was straight out of Ash’s “jokes for dads” book but I don’t think so darling
Mwah xx
Well, I AM a dad... when I'm not a mum!
So what’s your best dad joke darling? Anything has got to be better than in-your-end-o
"My daughter tells me they're ALL dad jokes!  | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
Ah thank you! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"She phoned earlier. I'm cooking and dropped a carrot on my foot. Ow! I say. She asks what happened. I told her, and said that's what happens when you get carrot away!
Ah thank you!"^^ I love this one | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB! J Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick
And yes I hope so! What's your favourite to sing?
J
Of Annie’s it has to be Thorn in my Side. But probably A Little Respect as my all time fave "I'm impressed. I can't hit the high notes. J | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"She phoned earlier. I'm cooking and dropped a carrot on my foot. Ow! I say. She asks what happened. I told her, and said that's what happens when you get carrot away!
Ah thank you!" | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Sorry, I keep being distracted by Keanu and Patrick. I would love to hear you sing LB! J Perhaps I can do a song at the social in June darling. And what’s not to get distracted by with those two… especially Patrick
And yes I hope so! What's your favourite to sing?
J
Of Annie’s it has to be Thorn in my Side. But probably A Little Respect as my all time fave
I'm impressed. I can't hit the high notes.
J"Thank you. I have to really take a big deep breath for those top notes. Doesn’t always work but I just roll with it | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette." Good evening _lephantis....I got trapped in a laundrette once...I still have nightmares about it..... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? ..... Here come the elephants, what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them" Oh groan... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all " Good evening kittycock and welcome to tonight's nocturnal Bar.... What can I get for you to drink?... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out. "I fear my heart may be the human oubliette. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? ..... Here come the elephants, what did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them" Badum tish | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight " I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Oh no. Oubliettes are where you put things you wish to forget!!! " Almost all things, then. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette."
Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though "Few more drinks and I'm sure we will be doing a duo ???? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Good evening, Mr Elephantis " Hail and well met again, Ms. Chaos. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.""The Human Oubliette" Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Good evening _lephantis....I got trapped in a laundrette once...I still have nightmares about it..... "^^ I did mention Ash’s famous joke book | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all Good evening kittycock and welcome to tonight's nocturnal Bar.... What can I get for you to drink?..." JD and Coke please | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.
"The Human Oubliette"
Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain. "I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.
Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow "Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Good evening _lephantis....I got trapped in a laundrette once...I still have nightmares about it..... "I've seen that video. The one where you shrink your Levi 501s to fit, right? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.
"The Human Oubliette"
Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain.
I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede " | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.
"The Human Oubliette"
Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain.
I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede " I couldn't watch that all the way through! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though
Few more drinks and I'm sure we will be doing a duo ????"With few more drinks, I might be convinced, who knows | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.
"The Human Oubliette"
Sounds like a decidedly 2nd rate Marvel villain. "oubliette also known as the forgotten room | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening all Good evening kittycock and welcome to tonight's nocturnal Bar.... What can I get for you to drink?... JD and Coke please " One JD and cola coming right up... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede
"The ultimate bum deal! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though "My singing ability depends entirely on the song! But I do love singing
J | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" I hope it’s not the follow up to the human centipede
The ultimate bum deal!" | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though
Few more drinks and I'm sure we will be doing a duo ????
With few more drinks, I might be convinced, who knows "Do it! | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.
Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow "Thank you. 'How heavily it dies Into the west away; Past touch and sight and sound Not further to be found, How hopeless underground Falls the remorseful day.' | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Good evening, Mr Elephantis Hail and well met again, Ms. Chaos. "Bonne soirée monsieur | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow
Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x"Thank you! Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.
Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow
Thank you.
'How heavily it dies
Into the west away;
Past touch and sight and sound
Not further to be found,
How hopeless underground
Falls the remorseful day.'"They used that quote for the final episode of Inspector Morse. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight " • My dear friend, the Nøcturnal Snug Bar is a rather urbane affair. Karaoke has no place here. A couture'd chanteuse has a semi-permanent residency here. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight I’ll be up for it. I can’t sing though
My singing ability depends entirely on the song! But I do love singing
J"Mine rather depend on amount of alcohol I’m afraid | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Good evening, Mr Elephantis Hail and well met again, Ms. Chaos.
Bonne soirée monsieur
"Le Français me parle toujours directement au cœur. Une soirée merveilleuse pour vous aussi, chère madame. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow
Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x
Thank you!
Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life."Aww 
I foresee great things in your future x
And if not I can always inbox you boobs? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow
Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x
Thank you!
Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.
Aww
I foresee great things in your future x
And if not I can always inbox you boobs? "Well I timed that login perfectly... someone mention boobs? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow
Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x
Thank you!
Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.
Aww
I foresee great things in your future x
And if not I can always inbox you boobs?
Well I timed that login perfectly... someone mention boobs? "It’s like a sixth sense with you, I swear | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Gotta love an oubliette! Once you're in, there's no getting out.
I fear my heart may be the human oubliette.
Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow
Thank you.
'How heavily it dies
Into the west away;
Past touch and sight and sound
Not further to be found,
How hopeless underground
Falls the remorseful day.'
They used that quote for the final episode of Inspector Morse.
"They certainly did | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow
Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x
Thank you!
Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.
Aww
I foresee great things in your future x
And if not I can always inbox you boobs?
Well I timed that login perfectly... someone mention boobs? "
Always there for the boobs... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
 | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"I'm off to the bar. Does any one fancy a top up? Hope we have karaoke tonight • My dear friend, the Nøcturnal Snug Bar is a rather urbane affair. Karaoke has no place here. A couture'd chanteuse has a semi-permanent residency here." Too late darling. Karaoke is already on | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fun fact. I’ve never watched a single episode of Morse "
What about Endeavour and Lewis? | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
" Hopefully it’s just the day darling, as there’s another one along tomorrow
Yes, here's hoping tomorrow is better for you x
Thank you!
Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. And for the rest of my life.
Aww
I foresee great things in your future x
And if not I can always inbox you boobs?
Well I timed that login perfectly... someone mention boobs?
It’s like a sixth sense with you, I swear "It's a bloodhound thing | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Did someone say boobs?" I thought I heard boobs mentioned also....
I'm just going to set up a nocturnal part 2.... | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Fun fact. I’ve never watched a single episode of Morse "Definitely worth a watch. I used to watch it in South Africa, and think that Oxfordshire would be a nice place to live if I ever emigrated to the UK. | |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
"Good evening, you nonpareils, you soul-stirring heroes all. I need this tonight. I have been parched of your life-giving and manifold presences and feeling trapped in Life's most tedious oubliette. Good evening, Mr Elephantis Hail and well met again, Ms. Chaos.
Bonne soirée monsieur
Le Français me parle toujours directement au cœur. Une soirée merveilleuse pour vous aussi, chère madame."Merci beaucoup Monsieur
| |||
(closed, thread got too big) | |||
| Reply privately |
| back to top |  |
