FabSwingers.com forum: Croydon is a shit hole

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why would anyone admit to living there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else picking up on the sexual tension or is it just me?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Cut it with a knife

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Hey there's far worse places,

Croydon isn't that bad!

We've got .... Erm .....

Hang on give me a sec I'm sure we've got something.... Erm.... Let me get back to you on that one

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Why would anyone admit to living there

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its got a great tool shop

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Why would anyone admit to living there

its got a great tool shop

Is there? Where. I'm in the market for a big spanner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else picking up on the sexual tension or is it just me? "

Just you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey there's far worse places,

Croydon isn't that bad!

We've got .... Erm .....

Hang on give me a sec I'm sure we've got something.... Erm.... Let me get back to you on that one

Some would say it's the worst place outside of Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else picking up on the sexual tension or is it just me? "

I think I'm blinded by my ridiculously high horn level today. Sorry.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Anyone else picking up on the sexual tension or is it just me? "

You can cut it with a knife. The virtual willy waving is palpable.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else picking up on the sexual tension or is it just me?

I think I'm blinded by my ridiculously high horn level today. Sorry.

Specsavers

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread."

Yes, you could even think it was having a dig at someone in particular. But I’d hope that isn’t the case as it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey there's far worse places,

Croydon isn't that bad!

We've got .... Erm .....

Hang on give me a sec I'm sure we've got something.... Erm.... Let me get back to you on that one

Some would say it's the worst place outside of Manchester

You've clearly never been to Luton then......

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread.

Yes, you could even think it was having a dig at someone in particular. But I’d hope that isn’t the case as it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do really. "

Having lived in Wimbledon for 30+ years I reference to knowledge of landscape, so why would you assume it's specific to someone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else picking up on the sexual tension or is it just me?

You can cut it with a knife. The virtual willy waving is palpable."

There's willy waving! I need pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread.

Yes, you could even think it was having a dig at someone in particular. But I’d hope that isn’t the case as it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do really.

Having lived in Wimbledon for 30+ years I reference to knowledge of landscape, so why would you assume it's specific to someone??

In the words of Chandler Bing, could you BE anymore obvious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s where people wear gimp mask in public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread.

Yes, you could even think it was having a dig at someone in particular. But I’d hope that isn’t the case as it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do really.

Having lived in Wimbledon for 30+ years I reference to knowledge of landscape, so why would you assume it's specific to someone??

What's your thoughts on St Albans? I'll be a frequent visitor soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s where people wear gimp mask in public?"

They want to remain anonymous that's why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s where people wear gimp mask in public?

They want to remain anonymous that's why "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s where people wear gimp mask in public?

They want to remain anonymous that's why

That big brother book wasn’t supposed to be a how to manual

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread.

Yes, you could even think it was having a dig at someone in particular. But I’d hope that isn’t the case as it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do really.

Having lived in Wimbledon for 30+ years I reference to knowledge of landscape, so why would you assume it's specific to someone??

Fair do’s, my mistake…

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Sath Landan innit...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Surrey street market, absolutely banging for fruit and veg.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sath Landan innit..."

Look who's back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who hate Croydon are just scared.

Boxpark which has the best atmosphere for football tournaments and great food.

A high street on our doorstep.

Great views over London from the towerblocks

And there's loads of parks and beer gardens and bottomless brunch places.

And 20 mins to Gatwick and London either way.

And sexy men I hear?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread.

Yes, you could even think it was having a dig at someone in particular. But I’d hope that isn’t the case as it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do really.

Having lived in Wimbledon for 30+ years I reference to knowledge of landscape, so why would you assume it's specific to someone??

What's your thoughts on St Albans? I'll be a frequent visitor soon

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quaint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social "

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

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you'll be indoors with

' like minded people' no nillas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

Wimbledon's overrated and only seen as classy for tennis. Transport links aren't as great and it's shitloads more money.

Fuck Wimbledon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread.

Yes, you could even think it was having a dig at someone in particular. But I’d hope that isn’t the case as it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do really.

Having lived in Wimbledon for 30+ years I reference to knowledge of landscape, so why would you assume it's specific to someone??

What's your thoughts on St Albans? I'll be a frequent visitor soon

quaint

Thank you

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Sorry OP but what a strange and judgemental topic for the thread.

Yes, you could even think it was having a dig at someone in particular. But I’d hope that isn’t the case as it wouldn’t be a nice thing to do really.

Having lived in Wimbledon for 30+ years I reference to knowledge of landscape, so why would you assume it's specific to someone??

What's your thoughts on St Albans? I'll be a frequent visitor soon

quaint

Thank you "
my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

Wimbledon's overrated and only seen as classy for tennis. Transport links aren't as great and it's shitloads more money.

Fuck Wimbledon

Sounds like someone living in crack central (formerly Roundshaw) is a tad jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

Wimbledon's overrated and only seen as classy for tennis. Transport links aren't as great and it's shitloads more money.

Fuck Wimbledon

Sounds like someone living in crack central (formerly Roundshaw) is a tad jealous

If I was I'd, you know, move there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol what is odd the Croydon here is a shit hole too.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Lol what is odd the Croydon here is a shit hole too."
yes but you can shoot chavs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol what is odd the Croydon here is a shit hole too."

In the English dictionary for Shit hole the first entry is "see Croydon"

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Sath Landan innit...

Look who's back!

You can look

but do not touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

Wimbledon's overrated and only seen as classy for tennis. Transport links aren't as great and it's shitloads more money.

Fuck Wimbledon

Sounds like someone living in crack central (formerly Roundshaw) is a tad jealous

If I was I'd, you know, move there "

I've heard it's a high class area now...for high class crack heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sath Landan innit...

Look who's back!

You can look

but do not touch

Ravens into you too huh! Girl needs to move to Croydon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

Wimbledon's overrated and only seen as classy for tennis. Transport links aren't as great and it's shitloads more money.

Fuck Wimbledon

Sounds like someone living in crack central (formerly Roundshaw) is a tad jealous

If I was I'd, you know, move there

I've heard it's a high class area now...for high class crack heads

You can admit you're scared it's ok this is a safe space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sath Landan innit...

Look who's back!

You can look

but do not touch

Well that's not nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol what is odd the Croydon here is a shit hole too.yes but you can shoot chavs

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The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Croydon is 1 in 51. Based on FBI crime data, Croydon is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to Pennsylvania, Croydon has a crime rate that is higher than 85% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes.

Must be a Croydon thing

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

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. Don’t worry I wasn’t going to offer you any money in case it offends you and also against Fabs Swingers rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

Wimbledon's overrated and only seen as classy for tennis. Transport links aren't as great and it's shitloads more money.

Fuck Wimbledon

Sounds like someone living in crack central (formerly Roundshaw) is a tad jealous

If I was I'd, you know, move there

I've heard it's a high class area now...for high class crack heads

You can admit you're scared it's ok this is a safe space!"

Given my job at the time I had every reason to be scared going in to Croydon!! Not afraid to admit

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Lol what is odd the Croydon here is a shit hole too.yes but you can shoot chavs

The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Croydon is 1 in 51. Based on FBI crime data, Croydon is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to Pennsylvania, Croydon has a crime rate that is higher than 85% of the state's cities and towns of all sizes.

Must be a Croydon thing

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Our Croydons full of chavs..... Unarmed though well most of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I guess the OP would not be interested in attending next week’s Croydon social

You haven't got enough money to even persuade me!!

. Don’t worry I wasn’t going to offer you any money in case it offends you and also against Fabs Swingers rules "

Can I have the money for the travel please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol what is odd the Croydon here is a shit hole too.yes but you can shoot chavs

Must be a Croydon thing

Our Croydons full of chavs..... Unarmed though well most of them

Funny that Corydon here is too

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

I was born in Croydon. I still live on the outskirts. It must really bother you that all us scumbags from the Cronx can just get on a tram and spoil your precious SW19

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was born in Croydon. I still live on the outskirts. It must really bother you that all us scumbags from the Cronx can just get on a tram and spoil your precious SW19"

But we don't because why would.we go there.

Shit that odeon is good..

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I personally believe the youth bring down Croydon when ever I have been its very prominent the youth just loiter about to cause mayhem.

Apart from that I would have said its a lovely place like Wembley Leicester Square Shoreditch it's ashame

Makes me question where are their parents and friends of their parents to not give a damn what their child or children get up to on the street.

Teenagers or young adults should be enjoying their teens in restaurants bars but if their not giving any allowances financially they end up doing things wrecklessy out of boredom

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

"I was born in Croydon. I still live on the outskirts. It must really bother you that all us scumbags from the Cronx can just get on a tram and spoil your precious SW19

But we don't because why would.we go there.

Shit that odeon is good.."

With 2 Vue cinemas, there really is no need to tram it to the Odeon. Purley way has fancy seats and everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was born in Croydon. I still live on the outskirts. It must really bother you that all us scumbags from the Cronx can just get on a tram and spoil your precious SW19"

Someone has had nerve touched

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It's got an IKEA what else do you want

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Use to be a good honda motorcycle dealer there years ago

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"Why would anyone admit to living there

While you we're there..You should have jumped on a tram to new Addington.. that would have changed your views on Croydon..

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

"I was born in Croydon. I still live on the outskirts. It must really bother you that all us scumbags from the Cronx can just get on a tram and spoil your precious SW19

Someone has had nerve touched

Yep. It's one of us and it's not me.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I was born in Croydon. I still live on the outskirts. It must really bother you that all us scumbags from the Cronx can just get on a tram and spoil your precious SW19"

What a lovely Croydon specimen you are!

I need more samples.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

Crikey..this is where all the Croydon hate is coming from...

I live half way between Croydon and Wimbledon and enjoyed both.

As stated before for Croydon

1. Costco

2. Big Mike's in Box Park aka Caribbean food

3. Coulsdon to Walk on the Surrey Downs.

For Wimbledon

1. Wimbledon Common ( still close to me now over the A3)

2. Train every 5 minutes to Waterloo

3. Bond of Wimbledon (IYKYK- if you know you know)

I'm just a simple small island girl...I don't understand the British War of "my postcode/area is better than yours" Everywhere has good points and bad points.

Putney: River good. Traffic bad!!

Barnes: River good. No shops bad!! Got to go to Sheen, Richmond or Putney for basic high street stuff...Can't go across the river since they closed Hammersmith bridge.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Blackpool is worse. The people are lovely

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ah yes, Brits moaning about how crap their towns are. Bless.

I lived in Gaborone for a year.

I win.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh no its not

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By *etired soldierMan
over a year ago

wallington

Born and bred in Croydon. Have lived all over London and travelled the world but always find my way back home…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey there's far worse places,

Croydon isn't that bad!

We've got .... Erm .....

Hang on give me a sec I'm sure we've got something.... Erm.... Let me get back to you on that one

Some would say it's the worst place outside of Manchester

You've clearly never been to Luton then......"

Luton is such a shit hole bless it

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Tbf I've only been in croydon once .. and if it wasn't for Boxpark if have topped myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ been shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You clearly haven't ever been to Tilbury

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Worked in croydon for a few weeks last year. Its much like lots of places in the UK. Decent in the centre and run down beyond that

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By *tallionman1978Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Living rent free in your head though if you're creating a forum on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Living rent free in your head though if you're creating a forum on it"

Go on admit it, it's not a great place. Council in debt, weird forms of regeneration through it's joint venture partner (CCURV) which was then dissolved, wind swept town centre (possibly not as bad as Uxbridge or Luton), high crime rate and trams that like to drive on their side. Oh and the Council (through world famous architect Terry Farrell) tried to rebrand it as London's Third City.

Other than that - apparently it has a great tool shop (according to the thread).

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Wooohoooo my locale!

Love this place! Genuinely!

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

It’s brilliant because Shag lives there so end of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s brilliant because Shag lives there so end of.

Has he moved from his bush in Penge then?

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

"It’s brilliant because Shag lives there so end of.

Has he moved from his bush in Penge then? "

I’ve no idea but I honestly thought the Shagmiester lives in Croydon but I am willing to be wrong in the name of wokeness.

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