FabSwingers.com forum: The “perfect” cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Interested to know what women really want…I’m not small but I can’t be the only guy who wants another inch or two. I’m 6 n 3/4 n yes I’ve measured, n ruler straight.

Does a curved one work? Lengthy over girth?

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Mine wouldn't be out of place on Michaelangelos David. It'd certainly be a great place for your brolly and hat.

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

No such thing as the perfect cock. Each woman is different. I'm 9" and pretty thick (although I'm tall and thin lol)

Some women are just to uncomfortable. Some women want all of it and hard.

It's like everything. Depends on the person

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The cock is the last thing I'd want to see & talk about the when it comes to men.

Face, personality, attitude and humor come first.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis wise. 4-5 inches will do me perfectly. Girth? Not bothered but a little thick is always nice, no problem if not.

Even 5 inches hurts sometimes.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

For me, the perfect cock is defined by the person it's attached to rather than its own physical attributes.

In terms of general preference, my ideal length is anywhere between big enough to ch0ke on and not so big it guarantees cervical bruising. Girth is fairly irrelevant when one finger can do the job for me, and curved or straight makes no odds to me at all.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm quite fussy in some aspects. I'm not too bothered about the length but a nice length then girth is definitely important. Can't be too thick or otherwise you're not going in as easily and that would ruin the fun a bit. I prefer a straight cock, such a turn on when it's hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No such thing as the perfect cock. ……."

That’s not what she said to me…. *cries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want one that vibrates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one that vibrates. "

Is this why people sit on washing machines?

Sit on my bike with me and we can go down a cobbled road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cock is the last thing I'd want to see & talk about the when it comes to men.

Face, personality, attitude and humor come first.

Mrs

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one that vibrates.

Is this why people sit on washing machines?

Sit on my bike with me and we can go down a cobbled road. "

Have you ever actually seen anyone sit on a washing machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never about the cock, it's about who it's attached to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want one that vibrates.

Is this why people sit on washing machines?

Sit on my bike with me and we can go down a cobbled road.

Have you ever actually seen anyone sit on a washing machine?"

No. I just heard about it…..

Like most things in fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm over time I’ve come to realise I do have a preference. Ideally around 6”, girthy and one that gets rock hard.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I like variety. Different sizes and shapes feel different, but are dependent on the man wielding it. Part of being on fab is to experience new things (by which I obviously mean new cocks

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By *yron99Man
over a year ago

rotheram

The women seem to contradict them selfs regards size in this post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is just a thread to make me look at cocks isnt it. Im looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine depends on how hot the woman has made me feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Carrick had this?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"This is just a thread to make me look at cocks isnt it. Im looking. "

It worked! Good grief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is just a thread to make me look at cocks isnt it. Im looking.

It worked! Good grief."

I am easily led

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we supposed to take a sky remote with us? How in tarnation would I know what size cocks I've been acquainted with?

Girth can work. Long can work. Curve can work. I'm flexible.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I am easily led

Great! Come this way …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can confirm I am a cock

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

its a cock search thread for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve ever actually asked a guy how big his cock was. Enough length so it doesn’t feel like it’s bashing my cervix to pieces, girth - medium and if it’s got a curve that’s also fine.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I have the perfect cock, this has been confirmed by Sydney university so findings are legit

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By *owestoft ManMan
over a year ago

Lowestoft

lol

Mine is a massive almost 3" and really girthy about the width of a Thumb. The most comments from the ladies is Size doesn't matter lol, not that I ever asked. I can say though that I could never make my Ex orgasm with penetration but all her Bulls with large 8"+ and many very girthy cocks had with multiple very strong loud orgasms.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Are we supposed to take a sky remote with us? How in tarnation would I know what size cocks I've been acquainted with?

Girth can work. Long can work. Curve can work. I'm flexible."

Ooooft. How low can you get the bar when you limbo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we supposed to take a sky remote with us? How in tarnation would I know what size cocks I've been acquainted with?

Girth can work. Long can work. Curve can work. I'm flexible.

Ooooft. How low can you get the bar when you limbo?

I'm too old to even attempt the limbo

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Are we supposed to take a sky remote with us? How in tarnation would I know what size cocks I've been acquainted with?

Girth can work. Long can work. Curve can work. I'm flexible."

Sky remote? Pppfffttt...

When you've had one compared to a Pringle tube, the bar is raised considerably! Lol

That said, I have a regular FB who is a grower of just above average. But it's what he does with it... Makes me and my gfs speak in tongues and then squirt uncontrollably... My gfs are very jealous and want him as their FB too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we supposed to take a sky remote with us? How in tarnation would I know what size cocks I've been acquainted with?

Girth can work. Long can work. Curve can work. I'm flexible.

Sky remote? Pppfffttt...

When you've had one compared to a Pringle tube, the bar is raised considerably! Lol

Well this changes things. I could certainly take snacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s face it a cock is cock lots of shapes sizes and it’s a bit like the misshaped vegetables in the supermarket would you buy wonky veg

On the other side of coin foofs come in all shapes and sizes

It’s about the person attached to said cock or foof that’s important

Well that’s my opinion

Like it or lump it

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Are we supposed to take a sky remote with us? How in tarnation would I know what size cocks I've been acquainted with?

Girth can work. Long can work. Curve can work. I'm flexible.

Ooooft. How low can you get the bar when you limbo?

I'm too old to even attempt the limbo

Hmmmmm is that so YL?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s face it a cock is cock lots of shapes sizes and it’s a bit like the misshaped vegetables in the supermarket would you buy wonky veg

On the other side of coin foofs come in all shapes and sizes

It’s about the person attached to said cock or foof that’s important

Well that’s my opinion

Like it or lump it

Foof

great word

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

No such thing.. it’s being attracted to the person it’s attached to that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we supposed to take a sky remote with us? How in tarnation would I know what size cocks I've been acquainted with?

Girth can work. Long can work. Curve can work. I'm flexible.

Ooooft. How low can you get the bar when you limbo?

I'm too old to even attempt the limbo

Hmmmmm is that so YL?

YL? You Lose?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think men are more worried about this than women are.

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

"The women seem to contradict them selfs regards size in this post.

This comment often comes up on these threads. Your issue appears to be a belief that all women should want the same thing. It is quite possible for one woman to say size doesn't matter and another to say it does without either being hypocritical

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The women seem to contradict them selfs regards size in this post.

Yeah, it's quite funny.

Susan and Sally don't agree therefore women don't know what they want.

Maybe, Bruce, just maybe, women are people and we all want different things.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I think men are more worried about this than women are."

Bingo. You’re right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect cock ..... one that is not attached to a dick.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Bingo. You’re right."

Also, not all men.

(I’ve always wanted a genuine reason to say that. One that wasn’t misogynistic bullshit.)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s irrelevant to me to be honest. Doesn’t even come into whether I want to meet someone

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bingo. You’re right.

Also, not all men.

(I’ve always wanted a genuine reason to say that. One that wasn’t misogynistic bullshit.)"

Ok, it seems to me that more men are concerned about this than women tend to be. Better?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Ok, it seems to me that more men are concerned about this than women tend to be. Better?

I liked your first version, but go ahead and mix it up anyway. Have fun with it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ok, it seems to me that more men are concerned about this than women tend to be. Better?

I liked your first version, but go ahead and mix it up anyway. Have fun with it.

This just in: women (yes all women) can't make their minds up and men (not all men) are long suffering for it

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By *oshnbex30Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Oooh my hubby has a pretty perfect one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"This just in: women (yes all women) can't make their minds up and men (not all men) are long suffering for it

Film at eleven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My version of a perfect one is the one that fits in me well, someone else’s perfect cock will be totally different.

Not to big, not too small, just right….. signed Goldicocks

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Horses for courses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girthy, fair length and circumcised. Minimal pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day you can’t change your size. So I don’t see the point in the perfect size because very few will have it and there is a perfect size because people have different preferences. It’s how you use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

minimal pubes...don't want to have a forest in my face ...

firm 6 inches is good , thick is a bonus...

but if you don't know what you're doing and just jabbing wildy it really doesn't matter what you have does it ?

I've had a girthy 12 inch cock .. worse sex ever ..I think most men believe being well endowed is all it takes for a woman to enjoy sex .... for that reason most the men I've come across who are well endowed just the weakest of strokes ...suck at foreplay and pretty much everything else ..all they've got a big dick.

I got frisky with a guy with a solid 5 inches who knew how to use it .. and let me tell you

overall though , clean shaven , gets solid hard ...but for the most part have a clue what you're doing .. . although your aim might be to buss a nut ...we ladies want to enjoy the experience too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Girthy, fair length and circumcised. Minimal pubes."

Minimal pubes, so just one random pube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rang?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Are we supposed to take a sky remote with us? How in tarnation would I know what size cocks I've been acquainted with?

Girth can work. Long can work. Curve can work. I'm flexible.

Ooooft. How low can you get the bar when you limbo?

I'm too old to even attempt the limbo

Hmmmmm is that so YL?

YL? You Lose? "

Yeah, I'll go with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a good 7.5 inch + & girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a good 7.5 inch + & girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't this the same as the weekly thread "girth Vs length" but worded differently.

Glad to see forums not being repetitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say Delia Smith, then realised I'd misread the thread title.

Bess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was going to say Delia Smith, then realised I'd misread the thread title.

Bess x"

Me too

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Apparently mines pretty good. I'll take that

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I mean a decent size that isn't going to hurt would be 7-9" but very girth and they're rare

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"I mean a decent size that isn't going to hurt would be 7-9" but very girth and they're rare"

That's me more or less lol

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By *orthwestladinbrumMan
over a year ago

erdington

That's me too.. just ??

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I was waiting for the "it's me" posts

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It has a build in shelf that dispenses cookies

I don’t even like cock but I do like cookies

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It has a build in shelf that dispenses cookies

I don’t even like cock but I do like cookies"

Ahh but what kinda cookies does it dispense

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"It has a build in shelf that dispenses cookies

I don’t even like cock but I do like cookies

Ahh but what kinda cookies does it dispense "

Nothing special but something tasty. Maryland chocolate chips would suffice I think

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It has a build in shelf that dispenses cookies

I don’t even like cock but I do like cookies

Ahh but what kinda cookies does it dispense

Nothing special but something tasty. Maryland chocolate chips would suffice I think "

Eh, I'm out. I will not be funding this project.

Any other dragons willing to invest?

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

"I'm quite fussy in some aspects. I'm not too bothered about the length but a nice length then girth is definitely important. Can't be too thick or otherwise you're not going in as easily and that would ruin the fun a bit. I prefer a straight cock, such a turn on when it's hard. "

Beautiful profile. So sad I’m too old to show you mine! Lol

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

"minimal pubes...don't want to have a forest in my face ...

firm 6 inches is good , thick is a bonus...

but if you don't know what you're doing and just jabbing wildy it really doesn't matter what you have does it ?

I got frisky with a guy with a solid 5 inches who knew how to use it .. and let me tell you

overall though , clean shaven , gets solid hard ...but for the most part have a clue what you're doing .. . although your aim might be to buss a nut ...we ladies want to enjoy the experience too

My kind of woman! Great comments!

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By *uggyBear1Man
over a year ago

Bristol

May I receive some comments

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"I was waiting for the "it's me" posts

Itsa me Hario

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"It has a build in shelf that dispenses cookies

I don’t even like cock but I do like cookies

Ahh but what kinda cookies does it dispense

Nothing special but something tasty. Maryland chocolate chips would suffice I think

Eh, I'm out. I will not be funding this project.

Any other dragons willing to invest?"

Not that it’ll improve the delivery of cookies from a set of testicles but some choc chip short bread cookies would also be acceptable

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"It has a build in shelf that dispenses cookies

I don’t even like cock but I do like cookies

Ahh but what kinda cookies does it dispense

Nothing special but something tasty. Maryland chocolate chips would suffice I think

Eh, I'm out. I will not be funding this project.

Any other dragons willing to invest?

Not that it’ll improve the delivery of cookies from a set of testicles but some choc chip short bread cookies would also be acceptable "

I am more a ring donut kinda gal.

Buffer for the well endowed to protect my cervix and a handy snack!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It has a build in shelf that dispenses cookies

I don’t even like cock but I do like cookies

Ahh but what kinda cookies does it dispense

Nothing special but something tasty. Maryland chocolate chips would suffice I think

Eh, I'm out. I will not be funding this project.

Any other dragons willing to invest?

Not that it’ll improve the delivery of cookies from a set of testicles but some choc chip short bread cookies would also be acceptable "

I suppose that depends on which brand of shortbread, some taste awful

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Is this a competition?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"It has a build in shelf that dispenses cookies

I don’t even like cock but I do like cookies

Ahh but what kinda cookies does it dispense

Nothing special but something tasty. Maryland chocolate chips would suffice I think

Eh, I'm out. I will not be funding this project.

Any other dragons willing to invest?

Not that it’ll improve the delivery of cookies from a set of testicles but some choc chip short bread cookies would also be acceptable

I suppose that depends on which brand of shortbread, some taste awful "

Oh home made all the way, no time for brands when it comes to shortbread

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have it and its mine

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I want what my ovulation wants, 95% very happy with average. 5% I need to be stretched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interested to know what women really want…I’m not small but I can’t be the only guy who wants another inch or two. I’m 6 n 3/4 n yes I’ve measured, n ruler straight.

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I’m interested to know if you measured it correctly and do you calibrate that ruler first?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I want what my ovulation wants, 95% very happy with average. 5% I need to be stretched

When I'm ovulating I'm feral. Like I have a need to be bred and I want that feeling of being stretched and filled with cock. It's not really about size. Too big and it hits my cervix in an uncomfortable way.

It's more about how someone fits inside me - some men just fill me perfectly. Make me cockdr*nk from the way they respond, the way they feel thrusting into me ever so slowly at first and then with that primal lust I find intoxicating.

My goldicock is about the person, more than their cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want what my ovulation wants, 95% very happy with average. 5% I need to be stretched

My goldicock is about the person, more than their cock."

Oh my

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I want what my ovulation wants, 95% very happy with average. 5% I need to be stretched

My goldicock is about the person, more than their cock.

Oh my

I think my libido is well and truly back now. I feel sorry for the people in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want what my ovulation wants, 95% very happy with average. 5% I need to be stretched

My goldicock is about the person, more than their cock.

Oh my

I think my libido is well and truly back now. I feel sorry for the people in my life."

I feel sorry that I’m not one of them. They sure are lucky to get to be with you

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Surely is a mythical beast like the unicorn no such thing as the perfect cock exists.

Even tough I am sure the search will continue.

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