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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Friday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all "

Good evening willbillkid — You are tonight's ¹st poster!

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

Aloha

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

Good evening willbillkid — You are tonight's ¹st poster! "

I was lurking in the wings

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°"

Good evening PrinçessPüddle! — You are tonight's ²nd poster!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Good evening Nero and all the Nocturnalistas.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk

J"

Hello and the 'goodest' of all evenings to Jülië — You are tonight's ³ rd poster!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha "

Åloha Ms. Åstartea! Do you serve a star tea?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

Good evening willbillkid — You are tonight's ¹st poster! I was lurking in the wings"

Yes, the thought had occurred that you might be!

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"Aloha

Åloha Ms. Åstartea! Do you serve a star tea?"

Depends on how many stars said tea possesses

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Evening everybody

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all the Nocturnalistas.

"

Hello darling, oxondÅvina! Good evening! X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

Åloha Ms. Åstartea! Do you serve a star tea?

Depends on how many stars said tea possesses "

I offer ² swoonfuls of sugar.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk

J

Hello and the 'goodest' of all evenings to Jülië — You are tonight's ³ rd poster! "

How are you today? I'm glad it's Friday!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night. "

Hello to my flowery ex-wife, fragrant and vibrant and so characteristically so.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening, I'm tucked up in bed already. Today I've done work stuff. Then whizzed up the hill to get my hair cut, followed by some grub with a few fabulous Fabsters, then home and straight to get nekkid. I'm enjoying a cup of milky coffee

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By *esi_maverickMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Evening folks

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening everyone, hope you are all having a lovely Friday evening

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night. "

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening everybody "

Good evening LikesEmBig! Welcome to the much respected (but often imitated) Nocturnal Thread!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk

J

Hello and the 'goodest' of all evenings to Jülië — You are tonight's ³ rd poster!

How are you today? I'm glad it's Friday! "

Oh, the floodgates to the anticipation of the weekend are flung open and never to be firmly closed. Thank goodness for the end of the week! The Nocturnal is all the more brighter for your graceful presence! X

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones."

Ohhh smooth

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

Good evening willbillkid — You are tonight's ¹st poster! I was lurking in the wings

Yes, the thought had occurred that you might be! "

early bird etc. ('cause it's early p.m )

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi darling Nero and the beautiful ones. Hope Friday is making everyone smile as much as me

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Hooray for the weekend! xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, I'm tucked up in bed already. Today I've done work stuff. Then whizzed up the hill to get my hair cut, followed by some grub with a few fabulous Fabsters, then home and straight to get nekkid. I'm enjoying a cup of milky coffee "

Good evening KC² and the moonlight band!! That sounds like an eventful and fruitful day rounded off by a cup of cheap milky coffee, par excellence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night. "

Hello sweet Meli

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening folks "

Desi_maveRICK, good evening, fine sir!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Ohhh smooth "

Actually (glances down), I could be smoother. I'll deal with it tomorrow evening during a gorgeous bath. But thank you, beautiful Cede.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

??????

lets see if that works!

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"Aloha

Åloha Ms. Åstartea! Do you serve a star tea?

Depends on how many stars said tea possesses

I offer ² swoonfuls of sugar. "

No sugar for me, thanks. Enough sacrilege it is that I put milk in beverages (apparently )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"??????

lets see if that works! "

why does it let you post another script in the message box and even show you it in preview, but then replace it with questionmarks?

That was S¯w?s¯di (hello) in the Thai script

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone, hope you are all having a lovely Friday evening "

Soon I shall be sowing the CEDEs of love. Good evening Cede, welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. I have a Bauhaus-inspired leather armchair for you in the Noc' bar. Push aside the Orrery (the heavens can wait) and come sit beside me.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"??????

lets see if that works! "

Nope, you will forever be restricted to early 00s emojis. Otherwise Fab would self destruct

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"??????

lets see if that works!

Nope, you will forever be restricted to early 00s emojis. Otherwise Fab would self destruct

J"

bummer - back to my beer and pineapple!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"??????

lets see if that works!

why does it let you post another script in the message box and even show you it in preview, but then replace it with questionmarks?

That was S¯w?s¯di (hello) in the Thai script"

That is odd. Especially as it let's you do European accents chéri

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones."

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B"

You're living the life I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening wonderful night owls.

How are we all this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi darling Nero and the beautiful ones. Hope Friday is making everyone smile as much as me "

Le Petit Oiseau, first of all a very gööd ëvëning! ²ndly - "The Beautiful Ones" is my most treasured lovesong by Prince & The Revolution.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?"

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

Good evening willbillkid — You are tonight's ¹st poster! I was lurking in the wings

Yes, the thought had occurred that you might be! early bird etc. ('cause it's early p.m )"

Have you had dinner yet?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B"

Yeah, another daily report, so it's not just me doing one

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening everyone, hope you are all having a lovely Friday evening

Soon I shall be sowing the CEDEs of love. Good evening Cede, welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. I have a Bauhaus-inspired leather armchair for you in the Noc' bar. Push aside the Orrery (the heavens can wait) and come sit beside me."

Oh my I do need a seat all of a sudden

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over a year ago

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hooray for the weekend! xx"

Hooray, hooray and thrice Hooray! Good evening Víntíemíntíe!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening "

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Evening Wønkø!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Good evening lovely folks. Is it nocturnal time already? How quickly the day slips by. I hope everyone has had a great end to the week Xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi darling Nero and the beautiful ones. Hope Friday is making everyone smile as much as me

Le Petit Oiseau, first of all a very gööd ëvëning! ²ndly - "The Beautiful Ones" is my most treasured lovesong by Prince & The Revolution. "

Good evening darling. A strange coincidence that it is also my favourite of Prince’s love songs

Although not my favourite to make love to

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Geelo peeps

Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well. I've read above and see the B of B&J likes bacon!!

I've hopefully solved my slapper problem so alls good"

And sausages *nods sagely*

B

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"??????

lets see if that works! "

Your question marks are stylistically stylish, the placing is unorthodox but I shall still bid you the finest of good evenings, hkphóòey43! (Number ¹ super guy).

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

Good evening willbillkid — You are tonight's ¹st poster! I was lurking in the wings

Yes, the thought had occurred that you might be! early bird etc. ('cause it's early p.m )

Have you had dinner yet?"

I have ,fried shrimp,taters and a cup of red beans and rice

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Evening all.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J"

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geelo peeps

Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well. I've read above and see the B of B&J likes bacon!!

I've hopefully solved my slapper problem so alls good

And sausages *nods sagely*

B"

Oh my God the wrong words in that!! Can I start again??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

Åloha Ms. Åstartea! Do you serve a star tea?

Depends on how many stars said tea possesses

I offer ² swoonfuls of sugar.

No sugar for me, thanks. Enough sacrilege it is that I put milk in beverages (apparently )"

Seductively pour the beverage into the milk instead.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Yeah, another daily report, so it's not just me doing one "

Don't get used to it

B

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"??????

lets see if that works!

why does it let you post another script in the message box and even show you it in preview, but then replace it with questionmarks?

That was S¯w?s¯di (hello) in the Thai script"

Only Thai'm will tell if the Fab modFathers allow scriptures from the Golden Triangle.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

You're living the life I want "

join us

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London


"Aloha

Åloha Ms. Åstartea! Do you serve a star tea?

Depends on how many stars said tea possesses

I offer ² swoonfuls of sugar.

No sugar for me, thanks. Enough sacrilege it is that I put milk in beverages (apparently )

Seductively pour the beverage into the milk instead. "

I’m lucky I make up for it in many other ways

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now? "

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Yeah, another daily report, so it's not just me doing one

Don't get used to it

B"

I liked it B. Can you do one every night please and thank you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B"

Fair greetings to you Bééf. I am delighted that you could join us and that you have been afforded a few minutes of time and speech from what's-her-face-full-of-grace. You should join us more often.

In which direction are you stroking J's leg?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

You're living the life I want "

Confess † it's the bacon isn't it?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

You're living the life I want

Confess † it's the bacon isn't it?"

I was hoping it was my leg

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening wonderful night owls.

How are we all this evening?"

I was thinking it's been a while since we were joined by a charming polite gentleman and hey presto nïçk turns up with his good graces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening wonderful night owls.

How are we all this evening?"

Twit-towoo

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

Blu'Blu', how do you do? In all this time I have never asked about your (silent) other half and so I'm now going to ask about your other half. There, I've now enquired about your other (better) half.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Fair greetings to you Bééf. I am delighted that you could join us and that you have been afforded a few minutes of time and speech from what's-her-face-full-of-grace. You should join us more often.

In which direction are you stroking J's leg?"

From gastrocnemius towards the medial cruciate ligaments

B

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

You're living the life I want

join us "

Just getting in the car - do you need anything picked up in the way

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?"

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Yeah, another daily report, so it's not just me doing one

Don't get used to it

B"

Awwwwwwwww *sticks out bottom lip*

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

You're living the life I want

Confess † it's the bacon isn't it?

I was hoping it was my leg

J"

It's definitely your leg J - and the rest that's attached to it

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Fair greetings to you Bééf. I am delighted that you could join us and that you have been afforded a few minutes of time and speech from what's-her-face-full-of-grace. You should join us more often.

In which direction are you stroking J's leg?

From gastrocnemius towards the medial cruciate ligaments

B"

God, I love it when you talk anatomy. Makes me come over all Burke and Hare.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Yeah, another daily report, so it's not just me doing one "

We need variety KC², for the sake of variety, otherwise your legions of fans will get bored.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone, hope you are all having a lovely Friday evening

Soon I shall be sowing the CEDEs of love. Good evening Cede, welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. I have a Bauhaus-inspired leather armchair for you in the Noc' bar. Push aside the Orrery (the heavens can wait) and come sit beside me.

Oh my I do need a seat all of a sudden

"

Ahem, that's my lap!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

You're living the life I want

Confess † it's the bacon isn't it?

I was hoping it was my leg

J

It's definitely your leg J - and the rest that's attached to it "

Yes! *fist pump* we will see you soon for all the fun followed by butties and Disney

J

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew."

Us hedonists have the right hand

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm —16— mins behind. I need to catch up!....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Fair greetings to you Bééf. I am delighted that you could join us and that you have been afforded a few minutes of time and speech from what's-her-face-full-of-grace. You should join us more often.

In which direction are you stroking J's leg?

From gastrocnemius towards the medial cruciate ligaments

B"

Oh! What romance

Don't overlook the rectus femoris

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew.

Us hedonists have the right hand "

I don’t use my hands

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening everyone, hope you are all having a lovely Friday evening

Soon I shall be sowing the CEDEs of love. Good evening Cede, welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. I have a Bauhaus-inspired leather armchair for you in the Noc' bar. Push aside the Orrery (the heavens can wait) and come sit beside me.

Oh my I do need a seat all of a sudden

Ahem, that's my lap! "

Oops sorry - a genuine mistake. Honestly

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening lovely folks. Is it nocturnal time already? How quickly the day slips by. I hope everyone has had a great end to the week Xx"

Evening felicitations to Å&G! You both really are a magnificent pair. You just put the Noc' up one Notch.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew.

Us hedonists have the right hand

I don’t use my hands "

I know - and I'm learning not to either

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew."

You two planned that right? Because it was *chef's kiss*

J

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J"

How long did it take for your new passport to come?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi darling Nero and the beautiful ones. Hope Friday is making everyone smile as much as me

Le Petit Oiseau, first of all a very gööd ëvëning! ²ndly - "The Beautiful Ones" is my most treasured lovesong by Prince & The Revolution.

Good evening darling. A strange coincidence that it is also my favourite of Prince’s love songs

Although not my favourite to make love to "

Your favourite resonance to make love to is the sounds of 'hammer and tongs'.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

You're living the life I want

Confess † it's the bacon isn't it?

I was hoping it was my leg

J

It's definitely your leg J - and the rest that's attached to it

Yes! *fist pump* we will see you soon for all the fun followed by butties and Disney

J"

Yes!! Women after my own heart

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew.

Us hedonists have the right hand

I don’t use my hands

I know - and I'm learning not to either "

Oh hedonism

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all

Good evening willbillkid — You are tonight's ¹st poster! I was lurking in the wings

Yes, the thought had occurred that you might be! early bird etc. ('cause it's early p.m )

Have you had dinner yet? I have ,fried shrimp,taters and a cup of red beans and rice"

That sounds so....United States of Americano!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J

How long did it take for your new passport to come?"

It was a replacement all done online. About 2 weeks.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all. "

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew.

Us hedonists have the right hand

I don’t use my hands

I know - and I'm learning not to either

Oh hedonism "

Sweet delectable hedonism

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Goodnight beautiful people. X

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Fair greetings to you Bééf. I am delighted that you could join us and that you have been afforded a few minutes of time and speech from what's-her-face-full-of-grace. You should join us more often.

In which direction are you stroking J's leg?

From gastrocnemius towards the medial cruciate ligaments

B

God, I love it when you talk anatomy. Makes me come over all Burke and Hare."

It's not often, outside of a surgical context, you get to use gastrocnemius.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Geelo peeps

Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well. I've read above and see the B of B&J likes bacon!!

I've hopefully solved my slapper problem so alls good

And sausages *nods sagely*

B

Oh my God the wrong words in that!! Can I start again?? "

You may start again but please don't reboot your loveliness. It's already •perfection•.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

Good evening willbillkid — You are tonight's ¹st poster! I was lurking in the wings

Yes, the thought had occurred that you might be! early bird etc. ('cause it's early p.m )

Have you had dinner yet? I have ,fried shrimp,taters and a cup of red beans and rice

That sounds so....United States of Americano! "

a Cajun lost in the wilds of the west

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

Åloha Ms. Åstartea! Do you serve a star tea?

Depends on how many stars said tea possesses

I offer ² swoonfuls of sugar.

No sugar for me, thanks. Enough sacrilege it is that I put milk in beverages (apparently )

Seductively pour the beverage into the milk instead.

I’m lucky I make up for it in many other ways "

How many 'wheys'?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew.

Us hedonists have the right hand

I don’t use my hands

I know - and I'm learning not to either

Oh hedonism

Sweet delectable hedonism "

My favorite

B

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi darling Nero and the beautiful ones. Hope Friday is making everyone smile as much as me

Le Petit Oiseau, first of all a very gööd ëvëning! ²ndly - "The Beautiful Ones" is my most treasured lovesong by Prince & The Revolution.

Good evening darling. A strange coincidence that it is also my favourite of Prince’s love songs

Although not my favourite to make love to

Your favourite resonance to make love to is the sounds of 'hammer and tongs'. "

How did you know?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J"

Don't forget to whistle "Rule Britannia" when you open up your new highly coveted British Passport.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Yeah, another daily report, so it's not just me doing one

Don't get used to it

B

I liked it B. Can you do one every night please and thank you "

I wholeheartedly agree, with bells on!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

You're living the life I want

Confess † it's the bacon isn't it?

I was hoping it was my leg

J"

|

Fåir Måiden, your leg is already sizzling!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J

Don't forget to whistle "Rule Britannia" when you open up your new highly coveted British Passport."

I decided on Jerusalem when I opened mine

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening wonderful night owls.

How are we all this evening?

Twit-towoo "

Are you feeling better now?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and the nocturnalites

Today I walked to the sandwich shop for a sausage and bacon barm, played a bit of 'The last of us' and I'm now drinking wine whilst stroking J's leg.

Life. Is. Good.

B

Fair greetings to you Bééf. I am delighted that you could join us and that you have been afforded a few minutes of time and speech from what's-her-face-full-of-grace. You should join us more often.

In which direction are you stroking J's leg?

From gastrocnemius towards the medial cruciate ligaments

B"

I'm pleased to meet a fellow sesquipedalian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geelo peeps

Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well. I've read above and see the B of B&J likes bacon!!

I've hopefully solved my slapper problem so alls good

And sausages *nods sagely*

B

Oh my God the wrong words in that!! Can I start again??

You may start again but please don't reboot your loveliness. It's already •perfection•."

Hello peeps Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well

I've hopefully solved my GLASSES problem!

I'm not a slapper

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening all.

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...! "

I’ve been accused of talking too much

And flirting & being naughty.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew.

Us hedonists have the right hand "

With a firm grip?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone, hope you are all having a lovely Friday evening

Soon I shall be sowing the CEDEs of love. Good evening Cede, welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. I have a Bauhaus-inspired leather armchair for you in the Noc' bar. Push aside the Orrery (the heavens can wait) and come sit beside me.

Oh my I do need a seat all of a sudden

Ahem, that's my lap!

Oops sorry - a genuine mistake. Honestly "

You have my honour-bound authority to make more of these genuine mistakes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all.

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...!

I’ve been accused of talking too much

And flirting & being naughty."

Quick… over here… in the flirty naughty corner

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Evening all.

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...!

I’ve been accused of talking too much

And flirting & being naughty."

And that's why we love you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J

Don't forget to whistle "Rule Britannia" when you open up your new highly coveted British Passport.

I decided on Jerusalem when I opened mine "

I preferred burgundy. I shall sing Give That Wolf A Banana in honour of last year's Eurovision

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J

Don't forget to whistle "Rule Britannia" when you open up your new highly coveted British Passport.

I decided on Jerusalem when I opened mine "

I went with three Sex Pistols God Save the Queen (particularly fitting in my case).

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J

How long did it take for your new passport to come?"

It was quicker than the average orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Geelo peeps

Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well. I've read above and see the B of B&J likes bacon!!

I've hopefully solved my slapper problem so alls good

And sausages *nods sagely*

B

Oh my God the wrong words in that!! Can I start again??

You may start again but please don't reboot your loveliness. It's already •perfection•.

Hello peeps Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well

I've hopefully solved my GLASSES problem!

I'm not a slapper "

I love that autocarrot moment there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi am

Paul from Oldham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone I don’t normally post on forums but feeling brave , so just wanted to say hi to all out there. Hope you’re all having a great Fab Friday.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J

Don't forget to whistle "Rule Britannia" when you open up your new highly coveted British Passport.

I decided on Jerusalem when I opened mine

I preferred burgundy. I shall sing Give That Wolf A Banana in honour of last year's Eurovision

J"

Best Eurovision song ever in my humble opinion

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello, you utterly beautiful, swoonworthy crowd! Oh, I've missed your smouldering glances and honeyed tones.

Dear Thesp', one day we shall host the Nøcturnal from the hallowed streets of St. James's and you shall have centre stage. I hope you are fine and dandy?

·

I was recommending New and Lingwood dressing gowns, and Davidoff's, to some Bright Young Things only today,and thought of you.

I am very tired, but reasonably dandy, thank you! I hope the Gods smile upon you, too?

My dear Thesp', they do smile upon me admirably in the Nocturnal Chapel † — I have libertines to the left of me and hedonists to the right, and here I am sat in the middle of the Pew.

You two planned that right? Because it was *chef's kiss*

J"

Spontaneity comes to the fore like a (thunder)clap to a whore.

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good evening handsome Nero It's been a while! Any comfy seats left? My legs ache after work.

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By *eckyguy70sCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening all x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hey everyone I don’t normally post on forums but feeling brave , so just wanted to say hi to all out there. Hope you’re all having a great Fab Friday. "

Welcome to the nocturnal (has to be said in scary old hag voice)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Goodnight beautiful people. X"

·

G°°d night!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all.

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...!

I’ve been accused of talking too much

And flirting & being naughty.

And that's why we love you "

What she said ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well good evening xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Nero et al! Happy Friday night.

On a scale of one to ten, just how Tigger are you right now?

J

Hello Julie. I've dialled it up to eleven. Trying to be a bit calmer by listening to Lana Del Rey. It's not working. What are you excited about right now?

Right now? A lie in tomorrow! It's nearly time for my next Mimi delivery! My new passport arrived (not excited about the photo though )

J

How long did it take for your new passport to come?

It was quicker than the average orgasm. "

Speak for yourself

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hi Paul and Danny, welcome to the Noc

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi darling Nero and the beautiful ones. Hope Friday is making everyone smile as much as me

Le Petit Oiseau, first of all a very gööd ëvëning! ²ndly - "The Beautiful Ones" is my most treasured lovesong by Prince & The Revolution.

Good evening darling. A strange coincidence that it is also my favourite of Prince’s love songs

Although not my favourite to make love to

Your favourite resonance to make love to is the sounds of 'hammer and tongs'.

How did you know? "

Oh, a little bird told me, behind the aviary.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all x"

Welcome to you too

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you thank you, I like the look of this

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Did y'all know an orgasm and a sneeze are closely related?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Geelo peeps

Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well. I've read above and see the B of B&J likes bacon!!

I've hopefully solved my slapper problem so alls good

And sausages *nods sagely*

B

Oh my God the wrong words in that!! Can I start again??

You may start again but please don't reboot your loveliness. It's already •perfection•.

Hello peeps Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well

I've hopefully solved my GLASSES problem!

I'm not a slapper "

Did you ever post on my Glasses thread?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Are you thank you, I like the look of this"

Use the reply+quote button so we know who you're talking to

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all.

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...!

I’ve been accused of talking too much

And flirting & being naughty."

Tell me which finely attired Cavalier has been dishing out these abhorrent accusations!

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Hey everyone I don’t normally post on forums but feeling brave , so just wanted to say hi to all out there. Hope you’re all having a great Fab Friday.

Welcome to the nocturnal (has to be said in scary old hag voice) "

Go easy on him you, you'll scare him for life

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Hello...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey everyone I don’t normally post on forums but feeling brave , so just wanted to say hi to all out there. Hope you’re all having a great Fab Friday.

Welcome to the nocturnal (has to be said in scary old hag voice) "

I think thats how I always read your posts

B

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello "

You're gonna have to face it that you're ÅddictedToLøve! Good evening AddictedToLove, welcome to the Noc'Snug Bår!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi darling Nero and the beautiful ones. Hope Friday is making everyone smile as much as me

Le Petit Oiseau, first of all a very gööd ëvëning! ²ndly - "The Beautiful Ones" is my most treasured lovesong by Prince & The Revolution.

Good evening darling. A strange coincidence that it is also my favourite of Prince’s love songs

Although not my favourite to make love to

Your favourite resonance to make love to is the sounds of 'hammer and tongs'.

How did you know?

Oh, a little bird told me, behind the aviary. "

I think you spelt “bikesheds” wrong darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that’s where the resemblance ends. Thankyou for making me feel welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you thank you, I like the look of this

Use the reply+quote button so we know who you're talking to

J"

hi I see am new on here so you both ok

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Evening all.

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...!

I’ve been accused of talking too much

And flirting & being naughty.

Tell me which finely attired Cavalier has been dishing out these abhorrent accusations! "

I have plans for his punishment

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello "

Hi lovely

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"And that’s where the resemblance ends. Thankyou for making me feel welcome x"

Danny using reply+quote let's us know who you're talking to

J

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Nerø

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi am

Paul from Oldham "

Hello fine sir, the golden from Oldham, sextoy4ØØ.

Paul, dear chum, please remove your mobile number from your profile. The Admin Mods will rap your knuckles for it and we don't want that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi am

Paul from Oldham

Hello fine sir, the golden from Oldham, sextoy4ØØ.

Paul, dear chum, please remove your mobile number from your profile. The Admin Mods will rap your knuckles for it and we don't want that.

"

ye will do

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey everyone I don’t normally post on forums but feeling brave , so just wanted to say hi to all out there. Hope you’re all having a great Fab Friday. "

Everyone please kindly bestow the warmest of wishes and greetings to Dånnylåd77! He's new here and we shall make him feel welcome.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Good evening PrinçessPüddle! — You are tonight's ²nd poster! "

Good evening .•°°

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Evening all hope everyone is well im still up last minute packing for benidorm tomorow

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Are you thank you, I like the look of this

Use the reply+quote button so we know who you're talking to

J hi I see am new on here so you both ok "

Glad to help. We're good, thanks for asking

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening handsome Nero It's been a while! Any comfy seats left? My legs ache after work."

Lïttlemissbellå69__! So divine, utterly sublime. I have a velvetine banquette for you to recline upon. An attendant will be with you shortly to soothe your weary legs.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Dear new visitors, this thread is about to be full. It's not you. You didn't break it. Nero will start another thread for us to keep chatting

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all x"

Beckyguy70s, thank you for popping into the Nocturnal Thread. You're most welcome! XX²

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well good evening xx"

Good evening again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you thank you, I like the look of this

Use the reply+quote button so we know who you're talking to

J hi I see am new on here so you both ok

Glad to help. We're good, thanks for asking "

Glad you can help. I’m just finding my feet

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Dear new visitors, this thread is about to be full. It's not you. You didn't break it. Nero will start another thread for us to keep chatting

J"

He better get a shifty on lol.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dear new visitors, this thread is about to be full. It's not you. You didn't break it. Nero will start another thread for us to keep chatting

J

He better get a shifty on lol. "

I read that as something else entirely

Hi newbies. Welcome to the madhouse

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Did y'all know an orgasm and a sneeze are closely related?"

Willbillkid is off to a flying start with his Nocturnal factoids!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Dear new visitors, this thread is about to be full. It's not you. You didn't break it. Nero will start another thread for us to keep chatting

J

He better get a shifty on lol.

I read that as something else entirely

Hi newbies. Welcome to the madhouse "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geelo peeps

Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well. I've read above and see the B of B&J likes bacon!!

I've hopefully solved my slapper problem so alls good

And sausages *nods sagely*

B

Oh my God the wrong words in that!! Can I start again??

You may start again but please don't reboot your loveliness. It's already •perfection•.

Hello peeps Hello Nero

Hope everyone's well

I've hopefully solved my GLASSES problem!

I'm not a slapper

Did you ever post on my Glasses thread? "

I can't remember?? I probably didn't as I never have the suitable requirements for your threads lol

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Hey everyone I don’t normally post on forums but feeling brave , so just wanted to say hi to all out there. Hope you’re all having a great Fab Friday.

Welcome to the nocturnal (has to be said in scary old hag voice)

I think thats how I always read your posts

B "

How did you know my true form

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Did y'all know an orgasm and a sneeze are closely related?

Willbillkid is off to a flying start with his Nocturnal factoids! "

waiting on kc and the moonlight band to give us this day in history

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello... "

_ristol_nicola — welcome to the Nocturnal! How are you this evening (other than resplendent, of course)...?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all.

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...!

I’ve been accused of talking too much

And flirting & being naughty.

Tell me which finely attired Cavalier has been dishing out these abhorrent accusations!

I have plans for his punishment "

Marvellous!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dear new visitors, this thread is about to be full. It's not you. You didn't break it. Nero will start another thread for us to keep chatting

J

He better get a shifty on lol.

I read that as something else entirely

Hi newbies. Welcome to the madhouse

Pervert "

Absofuckinglutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbies

Boobies

And new cuties

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening all.

Don't hold back MístyPèaks! Just say it as it is...!

I’ve been accused of talking too much

And flirting & being naughty."

I'm just going to put it out there.

I'm cool with this...

B

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