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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Her arse has it's own postcode.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

When she fell into the Grand Canyon, she got stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has smaller fat women orbiting her

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By *o 1Man
over a year ago

Ponteland / London

Someone's been playing on google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw kids feeding her peanuts through the bars at the zoo

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

she got on a "speak your weight" machine and it said...

"one at a time please!!"....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you havent been born yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tattoo on her side says Good Year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. that she might suffer from heart problems later in life and should probably consult a dietician before any permanent damage is done

That's a German Joke

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

i have to cover her in flour and fuck the wet bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People jog round her for exercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She broke her leg and gravy came out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Her blood type is ragu

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

She gave birth to sextuplets and no one knew she was pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"She gave birth to sextuplets and no one knew she was pregnant "

This is a real fear for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She gave birth to sextuplets and no one knew she was pregnant

This is a real fear for me

What sextuplets? Least you wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant again so long as you have a mix of boys and girls

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

No....not knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma's so fat, I was shaggin her the other night, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When she steps backwards her arse beeps ( warning fat bird reversing!! )

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Your mothers so fat I had to take the light bulb out while I was on top of her...it was burning my ars!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

help let me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Her arse has a separate time zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mommas so fat, I was tapping it from behind........it registered on the Richter scale

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

McDonalds made double doors just for her

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

You need a map & compass to find your way around .

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Her blood type is ragu"
Soprano fan i assume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're boyfriend needs to put talc on it and ask you to pass wind when you want anal

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

i have to have a plank strapped to my arse to stop me falling in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No respect for anyone's mother??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mamma is so fat that when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the begining of Eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Your Mamma is so fat that when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the begining of Eastenders"

Hahaha thats made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I climbed over her and burned my arse on her lightbulb!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time she turns round we throw her a welcome back party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Mamma is so fat that when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the begining of Eastenders"

This is the winner for me! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your momma's so fat shes on both sides of the family!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma so fat she uses the equator for a belt....

Yo mamma so fat she uses sheep for tampons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your mammas so fat she dries her bras on the Severn bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your mammas so fat... her school picure was an aerial photo!

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By *r and Mrs BiteMeCouple
over a year ago

Belbroughton, Stourbridge

your mammas so fat she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your mammas so fat that dancing with her is like trying to move a wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Momma is so fat, when she farts, it sounds like a Dubstep baseline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma is so fat, her shadow is another solar eclipse.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

". that she might suffer from heart problems later in life and should probably consult a dietician before any permanent damage is done

That's a German Joke"

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

". that she might suffer from heart problems later in life and should probably consult a dietician before any permanent damage is done

That's a German Joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on the scales and saw her phone number

Yo momma's so fat she's taller lying down

Yo momma's so fat when she went to the cinema, she sat next to everybody

Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, doctors gave her 30 yrs to live

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