FabSwingers.com forum: What job do you think the person does? Part Deux

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of the replies the other day made me chuckle.... so here we go again!

Just for fun folks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I meant the person above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meant the person above!

Makes flags for the queen.

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"I meant the person above!

Makes flags for the queen."

Florist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Official tasters for 'Nik Naks'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tester for skateboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty polly model

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Librarian

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Seamstress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tattoo artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seamstress

Tests Sure deodorant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/13 19:05:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr tennant's stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr tennant's stunt double"

Oops lol cross posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr tennant's stunt double"

Gorilla wrestler

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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Monkey minder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr tennant's stunt double

Oops lol cross posted

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the rep for huggies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr tennant's stunt double

Oops lol cross posted

the rep for huggies"

Ricky Gervais lookalike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fills bin liners with cow farts and deployed them into unsuspecting cabinet ministers letter boxes for the labour party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollipop tester

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over a year ago

Optician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Optician "

Vet

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over a year ago

"Optician

Vet"

Optrex taste tester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brews beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brews beer "

Catalogue model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lollipop tester"
oi, i'm the lolipop, not the tester. Hope my avitar doesnt give this impression !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brews beer

Catalogue model"
yeah. For socks and gloves ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donut filler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donut filler "

stocking filler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnut tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50's to 80's holiday rep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condom for the smaller man tester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works for pretty polly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Models sportswear

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Lollipop lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocodile Dundee tribute act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabric softener trialist....noted those knitted pants

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tent erector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep sea diver

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Tent erector "

Doctor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scientist

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Civil Servant town hall or reception type job?...something that involved dealing with the public?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Works in carpet right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

Post person

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Shoe critic

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Traffic warden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexytall

Mr . It worker in office

Mrs. Basketball player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does a fluffer do??? I wanna be one!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexytall

Mr . It worker in office

Mrs. Basketball player"

Makes garden art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does a fluffer do??? I wanna be one!!!!!

Makes sure male porn stars are ready to perform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nut cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexytall

Mr . It worker in office

Mrs. Basketball player

Makes garden art"

Mrs - Fluffer

Mr - Fluffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does a fluffer do??? I wanna be one!!!!!

Makes sure male porn stars are ready to perform. "

Awwww

using fluffy things (hopeful face?) still not a bad job....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suit hire model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabric softener trialist....noted those knitted pants

Its nippy out there

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

models stockings !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

politician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builds pc's

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over a year ago

Works at Jessops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Builds pc's "

Lingerie remover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Works at Jessops "

Country park wardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinball wizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand in actor for tv Chicago in west end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police officer

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over a year ago

Bob the builder ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob the builder ?

Don't let me loose on your brick work

A nurse

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By *ig D and little HCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Dog chew tester

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Dog chew tester"

Still selling Bacon Butties on the A50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra model ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra model ? "

Ooops that was to little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leg model

and nice too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

International woman of mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/13 20:42:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahha thanks!

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/13 20:44:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A farmer

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/13 20:46:18]

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

gymnast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Billboard poster girl. - and source of many accidents as blokes look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give in ! Fecking too slow in this phone lol

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Proclaimer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/01/13 20:47:56]

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

minister for advice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A news reader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

air hostess

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Crash test dummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissogram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"air hostess"
..sells Big issue please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Copper

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

UKIP Candidate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wetnurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queens PA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

London zoo marketing department

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"London zoo marketing department "

This made me laugh lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lifeguard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walls sausages

You don't get many like that in a pack

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Smuggler of puppys

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"Smuggler of puppys

Custard consistency tester

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Biscuit designer

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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago

third star on the right

"Biscuit designer"

Budgie smuggler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human toast rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nude model

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By *exy firemanMan
over a year ago

essex

cock teaser

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Male poledancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Escort

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

chauffeur

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pigeon racer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional challenger for Guinness book of records longest muff dive

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Professional challenger for Guinness book of records longest muff dive"

Model for the "Hello Boys" bra campaign.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Book sniffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Librarian

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Professional challenger for Guinness book of records longest muff dive"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast food shop reviewer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Headmistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistress of head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bum model.x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tree surgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butlins knobbly knees judicator

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tall man measurer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inventor of cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy dress advisor

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Fancy dress advisor"

Mobile phone tester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

letterbox peeper

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By *iddlesbroughmaleMan
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Eye tester

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Sunderland FC Mascot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human league tribute act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken pluckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child catcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bicycle rack

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Carpenter....he looks like Jesus

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Stripper

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bouncy castle operator

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Cow boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It person

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Towel rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lollipop lady (nothing to do with crossing roads)

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Traffic warden

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"lollipop lady (nothing to do with crossing roads)"

Does she do a double act with sexytall

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Anne Summers party organiser

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"lollipop lady (nothing to do with crossing roads)

Does she do a double act with sexytall

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Anne Summers party organiser "
Hell how did u know that from a pic thats freaky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne summers rep

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Braille teacher, as cannot read above posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Professional Sheep Shagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional Sheep Shagger

Town bike

Lol - hot pics Ben

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Professional Sheep Shagger

Town bike

Lol - hot pics Ben

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singer in a brotherhood of man tribute act.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

model for sexy underwear in catalogues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Models belts that are quick releasing

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By *heplayerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Big issue seller

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Helicopter crasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big issue seller"

huh ?? Lol

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cock impersonator ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I.m lost lol

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By *ongJohnSilversMan
over a year ago

Oxted

My FB! I can dream I guess!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men in black stunt double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trouser maker ?

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By *ongJohnSilversMan
over a year ago

Oxted

Knee pad tester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knee pad tester!

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By *ongJohnSilversMan
over a year ago

Oxted

Hi, I have the knee pads if you'd like to test them?? xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The above user is widely viewed by the world's leading entomologists as the inventor of bees. However they never really lived up to their initial success and now make a living making novelty plastic spiders in Taiwan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works for the TV programme Dr Who. Where else would he get the idea from for his time-mechine-wormy-wotsit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Works for the TV programme Dr Who. Where else would he get the idea from for his time-mechine-wormy-wotsit

She make the little ball holders the golfing community uses.... hence her name the Queen of Tees

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By *ongJohnSilversMan
over a year ago

Oxted

A member of the royal family!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a pirate

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Is a pirate

A beach quality tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is a pirate

A beach quality tester"

A knight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddle tester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nymphomaniac Horn Monster

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