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"According to the Old Chinese Proverb, man can sleep with a Blonde, man can sleep with a Brunette but man will get no sleep with a Redhead. " ? | |||
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"Who the feistiest? " Thanks Woody. Now I'll have Will saying 'Feisty one you are' in my head for the rest of the day..... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Don’t really have a think for Har colour. As long as it’s real and it matches their eyebrows it all good. The mr There was no way on earth my ex could ever have hair that matched her eyebrows unless she shaved her head and got a sharpie marker out ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The one whose curtains you’ve just wiped your knob on ![]() Done ticked off my bucket list a long time ago and very proud. Actually the curtains of her mother's bedroom. That's technically called a Zuffle. | |||
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"Which ever one you piss off the most. " This 100% | |||
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"The one whose curtains you’ve just wiped your knob on ![]() Sorry, what is a Zuffle? ![]() | |||
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"The one whose curtains you’ve just wiped your knob on ![]() ![]() Ahh my deepest apolyologies for not attending to this matter earlier, I was otherwise engaged for much of the day. Circa 1995 a publication (considered by many to be the northerner's Private Eye) by the name of Viz produced a dictionary of terms known as the Profanasaurus. Within which the term Zuffle appeared. The definition being to wipe one's cock on the curtains of a poshbird's curtains, after sex. It just so happened that in 1997 I woke one summer's day, for once not upon the hay, instead in finery and opulence I lay. The bed belonged to my sweetheart's mother, who'd gone away, yet returned prematurely by a day. Post coital panic ensued as the car upon gravel moved. As I peaked out through velvet curtains the panic was once more renewed. And then eureka it came to me a vision of purest clarity. I knew at once what I must do, leave my mark of man's mildew. A brazen streak of purest glue, sent with love from me to you. You see her mother did not approve of me, of which she spoke most candidly. Being northern and her being well a snob I decided it was time to wipe my knob. | |||
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"According to the Old Chinese Proverb, man can sleep with a Blonde, man can sleep with a Brunette but man will get no sleep with a Redhead. " Did they have many gingers in China ![]() | |||
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"According to the Old Chinese Proverb, man can sleep with a Blonde, man can sleep with a Brunette but man will get no sleep with a Redhead. Did they have many gingers in China ![]() Well they use a lot of ginger in China. ![]() | |||
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"All of them… if you get them in the same room and they find out your sleeping with them all. " Sounds like a porn plot fit for Johnny Sins! | |||
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"Don’t really have a think for Har colour. As long as it’s real and it matches their eyebrows it all good. The mr " I'll just go hastily smoosh my fringe over these totally matching eyebrows then. Um, I don't think natural hair colour defines much about a person's feistiness or any other attributes. I do find that people who dye their hair red tend to be of the feistier persuasion, whether that's a conscious connection to the colour choice or not. | |||
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"Who the feistiest? " What about silver? | |||
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"Who the feistiest? " Easy, all of them. Whilst taking her from behind, whisper in her ear "the last *insert colour* was the best I've ever slept with". Watch her go buckaroooo....hold on tight though and be mindful of a Left or Right hook. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was a redhead as a child ,which turned brown as I got older and now it's dyed blonde soooo.... Em x" Fun beautiful and girl next door? Where do you want me? Here away from you? Ok cool ![]() | |||
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"I was a redhead as a child ,which turned brown as I got older and now it's dyed blonde soooo.... Em x Fun beautiful and girl next door? Where do you want me? Here away from you? Ok cool ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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