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"One for Swing: On this day in 1770, Captain James Cook arrives in New South Wales" Good fact KC! Welcome back ![]() | |||
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"One for Swing: On this day in 1770, Captain James Cook arrives in New South Wales" Have you moved to the land of the rising pie? | |||
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" ![]() MuchasG, welcome back. I'm starting to get weary. I will probably see in the midnight hour and then leave everyone to it ![]() | |||
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"One for Swing: On this day in 1770, Captain James Cook arrives in New South Wales Have you moved to the land of the rising pie?" Maybe....... ![]() | |||
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"https://youtu.be/MquKxlcoJZw "come on into my kitchen" Allman brothers " Welcome back Bill! Thanks for the tunes ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() Hooooraayyyy | |||
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"Duck ![]() ![]() Welcome back LB. Does your phone try to correct duck to something wicked? ![]() | |||
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"Duck ![]() ![]() ![]() Nothing wicked darling. Just fuck ![]() | |||
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"Guten abend wieder meine Damen und Herren. Hier ist dein sehr sexy mädel mit den uberrasching, Fraulein Davina! ![]() Ich weiß nicht was es soll bedeuten Daß ich so träurig bin. | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() Gr8str8! Welcome back to the fora and the Noc in particular. Would you like a drink? | |||
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" No offense meant to anyone, but fuck a duck is one of my favorite expletives ![]() It is satisfyingly rhymey | |||
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"Guten abend wieder meine Damen und Herren. Hier ist dein sehr sexy mädel mit den uberrasching, Fraulein Davina! ![]() Aber warum sind sie träurig, mein liebe? | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() I am celebrating in abstinence, my coffee is not laced with anything alcoholic that i am unwilling or permitted to allow to become public knowledge ![]() | |||
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" No offense meant to anyone, but fuck a duck is one of my favorite expletives ![]() I say that too, Bill! | |||
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"Guten abend wieder meine Damen und Herren. Hier ist dein sehr sexy mädel mit den uberrasching, Fraulein Davina! ![]() Welcome back sexy girl with surprises! ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() I reckon you're always guilty of something. ![]() | |||
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"That's probably wrong in 5 places, lol." Google translate knew what you meant ![]() | |||
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"Guten abend wieder meine Damen und Herren. Hier ist dein sehr sexy mädel mit den uberrasching, Fraulein Davina! ![]() Ich weiß nicht! It's a lovely line from Heine. | |||
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"Guten abend wieder meine Damen und Herren. Hier ist dein sehr sexy mädel mit den uberrasching, Fraulein Davina! ![]() ![]() It's not bad! A lot of my German from 30 years ago is coming back to me. Not sure how it will hold up with real live Germans, but I'll give it a go, lol. | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That cannot be confirmed or denied without a full jury of specially selected clique members of whom I have no prior interaction with .... Good luck find them ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That will be me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() Coffee at this hour? I would be awake all night ![]() | |||
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"Guten abend wieder meine Damen und Herren. Hier ist dein sehr sexy mädel mit den uberrasching, Fraulein Davina! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m joking… or am I? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Bugger I missed the midnight hour. " Nah. You’re just fashionably late ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ???" Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What that your a dwarf? | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no. I’m totally a dwarf. Little and proud ![]() | |||
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"It was midnight two minutes ago. Sorry folks ![]() You're okay. We like you. Forgiven. ![]() | |||
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"Well. That was a mouthful to read and at this hour I have zero answer to it so ill just sat evening to all and see where it goes " Ah, not a fan of James then Ayatollah? No problem, just grab yourself a drink from the bar and choose a song more to your liking! Not a fan of him no so ill just have a pint of grey goose if you please and sit her till propasitioned ![]() A pint of vodka? I'm sure the toilet will have a lovely proposition for you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht." beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Glad you isn't a hobbit...hairy toes!!! Ewwwww ![]() | |||
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"Bugger I missed the midnight hour. Nah. You’re just fashionably late ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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"It was midnight two minutes ago. Sorry folks ![]() ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() how tall are you? | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh bugger… didn’t I tell you that cowboy? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's ok, I got a razor...and and an angle grinder for the toe nails ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() According to my fab profile I’m 4’11. That may or may not be quite true. I’m ickle ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you"" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 4'11" Verne Troyer wannabe ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Guess who got allowed off naughty step after petitioning to the clique that I was not guilty of all charges ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() but you'll always be tall in my heart | |||
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"It was midnight two minutes ago. Sorry folks ![]() ![]() Pfffft. The Nocturnal gremlins will be out to get us if we don't appease them with our daily noc rituals ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have to be up early tomorrow so I will love you and leave you. Last one out turn the lights off please ![]() Nighty-night. See you on the other side of nighttime. ![]() | |||
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"I have to be up early tomorrow so I will love you and leave you. Last one out turn the lights off please ![]() Good night beautiful. Sleep well and thank you for being a wonderful host ![]() | |||
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"I have to be up early tomorrow so I will love you and leave you. Last one out turn the lights off please ![]() Gute nacht und schlaf gut ![]() | |||
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" Oh no. I’m totally a dwarf. Little and proud ![]() ![]() What a lovely thing to say. Thank you darling ![]() | |||
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"I have to be up early tomorrow so I will love you and leave you. Last one out turn the lights off please ![]() I'm gonna leave lights on ... So burglars think someone's home ![]() | |||
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" Oh no. I’m totally a dwarf. Little and proud ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Leave my brother out of this ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() that nearly exhausted my german except for ordering a beer, ordering a beer and telling someone I love them what else do I need ![]() | |||
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"I have to be up early tomorrow so I will love you and leave you. Last one out turn the lights off please ![]() ![]() Yeahhhh, in South Africa burglars prefer you home, so they can torture you for the combination to your gun safe. Sweet dreams ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() "Can I compare these to a summer's day...or should I just use the sky remote like the rest of fab" | |||
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"I have to be up early tomorrow so I will love you and leave you. Last one out turn the lights off please ![]() ![]() Make sure you’ve cleaned up though. So the burglars know you’ve got a nice home ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() Der Fußballweltmeisterschaftpokal ![]() | |||
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"I have to be up early tomorrow so I will love you and leave you. Last one out turn the lights off please ![]() ![]() ![]() I go for the "just burgled" look | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() I can't argue with that! I would add "du bist sehr schön! Willst du mir bumsen" might be a useful one on hypothetical German Fab... ![]() | |||
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"Midnight's Children; the Midnight Folk; we few, we happy few." We are all happy here darling. What's real and what's true aren't necessarily the same ![]() | |||
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"Midnight's Children; the Midnight Folk; we few, we happy few. We are all happy here darling. What's real and what's true aren't necessarily the same ![]() You quoting The Matrix again? | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() kiss something something?? | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() Hehe - "you're very beautiful. FaF?" | |||
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"Midnight's Children; the Midnight Folk; we few, we happy few. We are all happy here darling. What's real and what's true aren't necessarily the same ![]() Always ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() not even going to try to translate that ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() Google translate is your friend here cowboy ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The football World Cup ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Something about the soccer world cup. Lol | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Julie told me not to believe what I read on the internet web thingy | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don’t worry. Google translate is pretty secure. Just don’t go by anything you read on urban dictionary ![]() | |||
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"Let's see if I can do this "ist liebe disch" ??? Ahhh, das ist eigentlich, "ich liebe dich", aber das habst fu fast recht. beats me ,my dear a girl told me it meant "I love you" Oh you were nearly there. It does mean that, I just quoted the correct spelling and said you nearly had it right. My German is still a bit rubbish. It's my third language and I'm trying to brush up on it with duolingo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() says the person who says 4-11 but actually 4 10 and a half ![]() | |||
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" says the person who says 4-11 but actually 4 10 and a half ![]() Don't believe her - she's on the internet! ![]() | |||
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" Don’t worry. Google translate is pretty secure. Just don’t go by anything you read on urban dictionary ![]() ![]() I’m probably not that tall ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Right, I'm off to bed. Gute nacht liebe freunde... ![]() Buena's noches | |||
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