FabSwingers.com forum: Fictional sex cult

By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're setting up a sex cult (where everything is consensual, above board, within forum rules etc).

What rites are involved?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Members will be contractually obligated to dress as garden gnomes….

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"You're setting up a sex cult (where everything is consensual, above board, within forum rules etc).

What rites are involved?"
dancing skyclad under the full moon

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

You gotta have robes… and it be in the woods

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

And a goat, there is always a goat!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I will the the one and only one you all be worshipping

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I think lots of leather trousers, those little opera masks and sensual oils OP. I’m not sure why but I think that would be a great start

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Members will be contractually obligated to dress as garden gnomes…."

All members shall be obliged to use the word 'obliged' and accept they will be punished severely for uttering aberrations like 'obligated' or 'burglerized'.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think lots of leather trousers, those little opera masks and sensual oils OP. I’m not sure why but I think that would be a great start

I like this

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

It will sell merchandise to the public to fund useful which always features secret a cock and balls somewhere in the design

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"It will sell merchandise to the public to fund useful which always features secret a cock and balls somewhere in the design"

What..?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Members will be contractually obligated to dress as garden gnomes….

All members shall be obliged to use the word 'obliged' and accept they will be punished severely for uttering aberrations like 'obligated' or 'burglerized'."

Damn - I’m off to a bad start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions"

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

I will be the only female member and all others will be younger hung guys.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Rope

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By *ece_himCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Strapons

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I think lots of leather trousers, those little opera masks and sensual oils OP. I’m not sure why but I think that would be a great start

I like this

I’ve also thought that we must have music by Enya constantly on a loop along with chanting. But just a really low hum

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I will be the only female member and all others will be younger hung guys."

Over my undead body!

Preferably splayed upon an altar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rope"

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think lots of leather trousers, those little opera masks and sensual oils OP. I’m not sure why but I think that would be a great start

I like this

I’ve also thought that we must have music by Enya constantly on a loop along with chanting. But just a really low hum

And massage as a prelude to higher rites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louis Theroux has to come and judge us a bit or it's not worth it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some spanking would be an element of redemption, of course.

Punishments could include having to endure Lush store fragrances closeup

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I will be the only female member and all others will be younger hung guys.

Over my undead body!

Preferably splayed upon an altar!"

Women shall be splayed across altars where they can be easily accessed by other members who want to devour them

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Naked Maypole dancing is a prerequisite of course.

Maypoles are expensive though and I’m additionally a really cheap sod so a random telegraph pole will have to suffice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions"

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I think lots of leather trousers, those little opera masks and sensual oils OP. I’m not sure why but I think that would be a great start

I like this

I’ve also thought that we must have music by Enya constantly on a loop along with chanting. But just a really low hum

And massage as a prelude to higher rites"

Of course. One of those Thai massages where they walk on you with bare feet

I may have thought about this quite a lot

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

"I will be the only female member and all others will be younger hung guys.

Over my undead body!

Preferably splayed upon an altar!"

That could be arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?

Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?

Sorry, I just can't take you seriously with all that icing sugar all over your thingy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?

Sorry, I just can't take you seriously with all that icing sugar all over your thingy

^^ she wants glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?

Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling

Ahhh so it does. I got so caught up in the idea of startin a cult, I completely skipped over the sex thing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?

Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling

Ahhh so it does. I got so caught up in the idea of startin a cult, I completely skipped over the sex thing

So you just want a doughnuts on your cock cult?

Got it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?

Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling

Ahhh so it does. I got so caught up in the idea of startin a cult, I completely skipped over the sex thing

So you just want a doughnuts on your cock cult?

Got it

Don't kink shame, dear lady

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The initiation would include buying me a box of doughnuts and awaiting further instructions

Hoopla? Not very sex cult-y, Joe

Wait, the OP meant a sex cult?

Well it does mention s e x in the OP darling

Ahhh so it does. I got so caught up in the idea of startin a cult, I completely skipped over the sex thing

So you just want a doughnuts on your cock cult?

Got it

Don't kink shame, dear lady

I think it’s a marvellous idea darling. Just not sure about the sprinkles

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Carbs make me too tired for fucking. And I'd worry about sprinkles getting into unfortunate crevices

It can be an alternate ritual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're setting up a sex cult (where everything is consensual, above board, within forum rules etc).

What rites are involved?"

Forum rules.......I did laugh out loud!

As if !

However all God’s would disappear and melt into the nonsensical wardrobe from whence They came.

The worship of Mother Earth and the natural cycle of the seasons would be celebrated naked and in true homage.

Failing that it’s a weatherspoons £1.99 breakfast and a pint.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

There would be a fez. Not enough cults make their members wear a fez any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cult.......I thought you were talking about a cun......well you know

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